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Open Water => Fun and Games => Games and Jokes => Topic started by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2014, 06:31:28 PM

Title: New Proverbs
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2014, 06:31:28 PM
If you stare at a cockroach your eyes will turn blue
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Aphos on April 16, 2014, 04:38:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2014, 06:31:28 PM
If you stare at a cockroach your eyes will turn blue

My eyes are already blue.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: The Meromorph on April 16, 2014, 01:48:58 PM
Aphos,

LET THE COCKROACH GO !
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2015, 07:55:05 AM
The perfection of the cockroach can only shine in presence of imperfect humanity astonished by it.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Aphos on April 15, 2015, 04:53:01 PM
To understand the cockroach, first you must be the cockroach.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2015, 08:40:37 PM
or walk a few miles in its exoskeleton :mrgreen:

Coackroaches would have developed nuclear power much earlier and would not suffer our waste storing problem, being a wee bit less sensitive to radiation than us.

Shorter: Coackroaches and nuclear power go together like engines and steam
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2015, 01:21:46 AM
Never eat a cockroach in vain.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Aphos on April 16, 2015, 02:47:54 AM
Better yet, never eat a cockroach.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: The Meromorph on April 27, 2015, 05:06:49 PM
The pain of poor quality lasts long after the glow of meeting schedules fades,
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2015, 06:43:31 PM
It would seem the roaches are implicit on that one Lord Mero (dumb managers, greedy boards, etc).  ;)
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When marketing rumbles the roaches aren't far behind.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Aphos on April 29, 2015, 06:11:30 PM
Beware when the accounts take over the company.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2015, 07:48:37 PM
The accounts or the accountants?
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Not all six footed arthropods are disgusting but some are roaches.
Title: Re: New Proverbs
Post by: Aphos on May 02, 2015, 09:15:48 PM
(oops...accountants)

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Never stay more than one night at a roach motel.