http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
This is a cool site. It gives you random insults from Shakespeare.
"You are as a candle, the better burnt out."
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
I got something about rutting !!
Thou lumpish toad-spotted devil-mon!
:toadfishwink:
It's good to have that paunchy lily-livered ratsbane Aphos posting !!
Hey, Shakespeare could teach those Pirates a thing or too, think ye not?
Thou art violently carried away from grace.
Now that is an insult.
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2007, 02:08:03 AM
It's good to have that paunchy lily-livered ratsbane Aphos posting !!
Paunchy? I'll admit to that. Reprobate? Yes. But lily-livered? Never!!!
Just for that...
What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way!
Well, figo then!* (Pistol in Henry V.)
*he is using vice-presidential language obviously
Thou artless half- faced malcontent.
[Thou] mountain of mad flesh!
[Thou art] like the toad, ugly and venomous
I know you are, but what am I?
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O teach me how I should forget to think.
" Draw thy tool, my naked weapon is out !".
The bard would do well in thee pyrates forum . :D
[Thou art] a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
Taken from: Hamlet
(Actually, after going through all the troubles of the ice storm last week, this seems appropriate to me.)
Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver'd boy.
Taken from: Macbeth
[Thou art] wither'd like an old apple-john.
Thou craven idle-headed jolt-head!