You gotta see this.
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
This has to be a gag.
Looks serious, but the testimonials are too cheesy to be true... aren't they?
Very hard to tell.
QuoteAbout Us: Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their Daughters.
I especially like the last 2 FAQs
QuoteQ: WHAT IF NO ONE PROPOSES TO MY DAUGHTER?
A: In the unlikely event that no one proposes after six months, we will return 50 percent of your listing fee.
Q:WHAT IF NO ONE ACCEPTS MY PROPOSAL?
A: In that case, you might want to closely examine how you are proposing and how carefully you are matching your likes and dislikes, your goals and dreams, to those of your prospective bride.
I refuse to believe it. However, I think we should make up some entries up of our own, right here.
Virginia Christianson, 14- location: deep south. Despite her history of Voodooism, juvenile detention and Manson Family politics, Virginia has completely reformed and has remained demon-free since August 17th of this year. We feel she is ready to settle down with a nice older man. Virginia says she wouldn't mind a widower who might all ready have children her age to play with.
I really, truly, deeply, wish that it is a gag!
BTW, the site claims that in some states you can marry as young as 13 with parental permission, how is it not statutory rape?!?!
I might be interested in her Opsa.
Note the "Testemonials" always mention how the parents have been able to buy **** or escape dire poverty with the dowry ;)
Update: Virginia's dowry has been slashed by 50% in light of her more recent demonic possession last Thursday. Now we are only asking for enough to bribe our local congressman into pardoning her for putting rabid vermin into her schoolmates' lockers, plus a small weekly stipend to help us recover from public shame.
Y'all do know that here in the great state of AR a mistake by the legislature -- the omission of one word now has the marriage law as anyone of any age can marry with parental consent-
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20322707/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20322707/)
I hope it is a hoax as well
the original post that is
I think the daughters-for-sale is a hoax. No normal person would use price tags of the ...995 type (while the setting of a fixed dowry may be unconventional in our culture it is not completely unknown)
Kinda reminds me of this (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/).
That is the most depressing site I've ever seen even if it is a hoax (somehow I find it believable).
I remember a certain Dilbert cartoon about Wally and his Elbonian mail-order bride
First I feared it was real.
But then I've read the Testimonials and I think, if nothing else, this proves that it's a gag.
I mean - who writes in the testimonials to be happy to sell his/herr daughter and be able to buy a few acres of farm/new car/jacoozi/pool/ move out of the trailer park...
Maybe if anyone would dare to try to propose? Maybe that would prove, if it's a gag or not... Anyone around here feels like getting married? :mrgreen:
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 12:55:19 AMAnyone around here feels like getting married? :mrgreen:
Yah, but I'm taken. And they don't like forn peoples, apparently. ;)
At those prices, I would think that they happily receive proposals from middle eastern sheiks. ;) :mrgreen:
Quote from: Alpaca on September 04, 2007, 10:43:38 PM
Kinda reminds me of this (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/).
That is so unfair of Daryl! I was getting set to move to Utah and share a life with him and my current spouse, but he only accepts up to age 45 unless touching is restricted. Oh well, I guess he can afford to be choosy.
Love the series of mug shots on the husband site. ::)
It all just has to be a hoax
please- it just has to be
in anycase
Belinda:
age 13(for the really nasty old men among you)
Belinda was caught holding hands at church and now we are afraid she is in the family way. Not sure how to tell- so be aware that with our daughter you might have a ready made family. You are buying her and any children she might bless you with.
Belinda is subservient, has no thoughts of self worth, happy to perform menial labor or work like a dray horse on your farm/ranch, is a sparse eater, requires no outside entertainment-like movies and such, and just generally knows her place in the world.
Belinda says she is looking forward to meeting her new lord and master.
:mrgreen:
Rev. Ichabod Huckster will make a bid only if she agrees to ride in the trunk of his car with his other wives.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/?GT1=10357
That site got 60 million hits! Holy Cow!
So now we know how to get amazing hit numbers
auction off someone
sad that is was completely pervert driven( underage girls to be "wed" to adult men)
glad it was a hoax
It's a hoax !? Dang it all ! I was ready to propose .( I saw a bargain 7K )
Quote from: Bruder Cuzzen on December 20, 2007, 03:12:03 PM
It's a hoax !? Dang it all ! I was ready to propose .( I saw a bargain 7K )
naughty Pirate!
Quote from: MentalBlock996 on September 04, 2007, 07:15:41 PM
You gotta see this.
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
This has to be a gag.
Shouldn't this site be "Buy our Daughter"? The biggest joke were the prices for marrying a child. Though I did notice a $5k price tag on one - quick buy her before she runs away. Another title could be Pedophiles R Us.