Surprise her by cleaning up and having dinner prepared.
Or by cleaning up the spam in her inbox. ;)
I'd heard that of all the techniques and devices designed to increase sexual desire in women the Mercedes SLK350 was the most effective.
The Mercedes SLK350 works for me.
Goat may need help in this area. His belief system is set incorrectly (http://www.icons.nu/impersonators/Billy_Idol-Lookalike.html)
Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.
Actually, I can confirm that. ;) But anyone trying to seduce me should spend their money on carbon-fibre bike frames rather than purer, more transparent forms.
I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons. ;D
It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who ties who up...
It's the one who holde the whip who does the tying up.
I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.
After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.
Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...
Heh I forgot one more.....
San Miggies!
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;D
Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....
oh isn't this the briny fable?
Quote from: Opsanus tau on February 24, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.
After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.
Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...
We want Polaroids! :P
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on February 24, 2007, 11:22:36 PM
Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....
oh isn't this the briny fable?
(http://devilspanties.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif) Waitaminit.... we're going on honeymoon in the PHILIPPINES! ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Agujjim on February 24, 2007, 01:40:29 AM
Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.
At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.
At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)
I always find counting the wrinkles round the neck quicker than carbon dating. ::)
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.
At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)
I always find counting the wrinkles round the neck quicker than carbon dating. ::)
At least you can still see your neck!
Then count the 'wrinkles' in your belly while sitting down. :mrgreen:
I don't understand all this fuss about getting laid... all I have to do is to stand somewhere and there's usually a line...
nowadays... well, my current partner can't resist me at all sooooo
:sportsred: :devil2: :daz:
oh I am so evil! :)
From my (masculine) perspective girls have it easier on that department, particularly if you are considered a nerd (see my signature) ;)
You and I can have a glass of preferred liquid and discuss that some time because I don't agree with you.
Nerdy girl in a non nerdy environment is not easy, heck not even most nerdy boys really wants a nerdy girl! ::)
Personally I suck on seduction.
I'm bad at preforming it and when somebody tries to seduce me I sort of laugh it off because I don't think they are serious about it, also some "seduction behaviour" are really ridiculous ::) :ROFL:
Thankfully my SO found away around that when we met.
Lets not start this, have you ever heard of Dilbert's The Topper? :D
(http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/images/DilbertTopper.gif)
http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/images/DilbertTopper.gif
Agreed.
:D
Resurrect an old thread of 3 years?
Only to post gibberish?
Hmmmm...
What's this doing in Forum Stuff anyway?
It's the Spam That Would Not Die.
It's the spam that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some ppl replied not knowing what it was
and it continues on because
it is the spam that does not end
Quote from: anthrobabe on September 02, 2011, 01:14:39 AM
It's the spam that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some ppl replied not knowing what it was
and it continues on because
it is the spam that does not end
To which there can be only one.... reply:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o)
[youtube=425,350]g8huXkSaL7o[/youtube]
No way I can top that B my laddie.
My proven to work seduction secret is to not spam. This method has gotten me lucky with virtually everyone I have tried to get lucky with. I never spammed a one of them. It's almost eerie how well it works.
Never worked for me. *sob*
Me neither, although in all fairness spamming didn't help either.