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Title: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibatore on February 23, 2007, 02:10:41 PM
Surprise her by cleaning up and having dinner prepared.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2007, 07:19:24 PM
Or by cleaning up the spam in her inbox. ;)
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: beagle on February 23, 2007, 10:19:46 PM
I'd heard that of all the techniques and devices designed to increase sexual desire in women the Mercedes SLK350 was the most effective.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2007, 01:29:52 AM
The Mercedes SLK350 works for me.

Goat may need help in this area. His belief system is set incorrectly (http://www.icons.nu/impersonators/Billy_Idol-Lookalike.html)
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Aggie on February 24, 2007, 01:40:29 AM
Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.

Actually, I can confirm that. ;)  But anyone trying to seduce me should spend their money on carbon-fibre bike frames rather than purer, more transparent forms.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: ivor on February 24, 2007, 01:47:34 AM
I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons.  ;D
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: The Meromorph on February 24, 2007, 02:42:10 AM
It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who ties who up...
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 24, 2007, 09:44:53 AM
It's the one who holde the whip who does the tying up.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Opsa on February 24, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.

After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.

Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Aggie on February 24, 2007, 04:03:47 PM
Heh I forgot one more.....

San Miggies!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b0/100px-Palepilsen.jpg)


;D
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2007, 11:22:36 PM
Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....

oh isn't this the briny fable?
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: The Meromorph on February 25, 2007, 04:51:20 AM
Quote from: Opsanus tau on February 24, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.

After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.

Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...

We want Polaroids!  :P
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Aggie on February 25, 2007, 06:42:01 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on February 24, 2007, 11:22:36 PM
Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....

oh isn't this the briny fable?

(http://devilspanties.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif)  Waitaminit....  we're going on honeymoon in the PHILIPPINES!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on February 24, 2007, 01:40:29 AM
Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.

Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)

Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)

I always find counting the wrinkles round the neck quicker than carbon dating.  ::)
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Black Bart on August 26, 2008, 03:22:56 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)

I always find counting the wrinkles round the neck quicker than carbon dating.  ::)

At least you can still see your neck!
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2008, 05:05:50 PM
Then count the 'wrinkles' in your belly while sitting down.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: stellinacadente on August 27, 2008, 05:13:10 PM
I don't understand all this fuss about getting laid... all I have to do is to stand somewhere and there's usually a line...

nowadays... well, my current partner can't resist me at all sooooo

:sportsred: :devil2: :daz:

oh I am so evil! :)
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2008, 05:19:42 PM
From my (masculine) perspective girls have it easier on that department, particularly if you are considered a nerd (see my signature) ;)
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Darlica on August 27, 2008, 10:55:24 PM
You and I can have a glass of preferred liquid and discuss that some time because I don't agree with you.

Nerdy girl in a non nerdy environment is not easy, heck not even most nerdy boys really wants a nerdy girl! ::)

Personally I suck on seduction.
I'm bad at preforming it and when somebody tries to seduce me I sort of laugh it off because I don't think they are serious about it, also some "seduction behaviour" are really ridiculous ::) :ROFL: 

Thankfully my SO found away around that when we met.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2008, 03:38:58 AM
Lets not start this, have you ever heard of Dilbert's The Topper?  :D
(http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/images/DilbertTopper.gif)
http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/images/DilbertTopper.gif
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Darlica on August 28, 2008, 11:26:25 AM
Agreed.

:D
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 28, 2011, 05:15:22 PM
Resurrect an old thread of 3 years?

Only to post gibberish?

Hmmmm...
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2011, 08:20:05 PM
What's this doing in Forum Stuff anyway?
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Opsa on August 30, 2011, 06:53:48 PM
It's the Spam That Would Not Die.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: anthrobabe on September 02, 2011, 01:14:39 AM
It's the spam that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some ppl replied not knowing what it was
and it continues on because
it is the spam that does not end

Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 02, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on September 02, 2011, 01:14:39 AM
It's the spam that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some ppl replied not knowing what it was
and it continues on because
it is the spam that does not end



To which there can be only one.... reply:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o)

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Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: anthrobabe on September 06, 2011, 12:16:59 AM
No way I can top that B my laddie.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Opsa on September 06, 2011, 07:42:37 PM
My proven to work seduction secret is to not spam. This method has gotten me lucky with virtually everyone I have tried to get lucky with. I never spammed a one of them. It's almost eerie how well it works.
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 15, 2011, 01:07:22 PM
Never worked for me. *sob*
Title: Re: Proven to work seduction secret
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2011, 02:10:54 PM
Me neither, although in all fairness spamming didn't help either.