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Open Water => Serious Discussion => Current Events => Topic started by: pieces o nine on December 27, 2011, 07:05:25 AM

Title: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: pieces o nine on December 27, 2011, 07:05:25 AM
There is no reason to avoid comedy, even in discussing current events. To that end, I give you
World Penis Size Map Is Hard News to Swallow (http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/118279/world_penis_size_map_is)
QuoteThis sure explains a lot about Americans though.

This new chart clears up all my questions about all the big giant trucks and ridiculously enormous houses. It might also explain our love of gun racks, Sylvester Stallone, and the Super Bowl (whatcha gonna fill that big bowl with, huh?). And this really helps me understand Big Macs and Super Sizing and Big Gulps and especially that monstrous SUPER Big Gulp. You know what they say, right?

Of course, it also might explain why we're in three wars right now. To our mere 5.1 American inches, Iraq has 5.7 inches, Afghanistan has 5.3 inches, and Libya has 5.4 inches. You can sorta see why we felt the need to get out the big bombs.

So, my lifetime of suspicions is borne out by cold, hard data...      :giggle:
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2011, 03:24:10 PM
...and Colombia is close to the top of that list? It makes me wonder if there is a relation between high testosterone and bigger penis size, that would help explain violence levels.  :-\
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Now that I think about it, I've never felt the need for a huge car...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Aggie on December 28, 2011, 06:47:46 PM
One more reason to move to Canada? Mid-pack, so we are neither too cocky nor need to be over-aggressive to compensate.

Come to think of it, I drove a Firefly for years until a South Korean woman made me buy a bigger one  ;) and I skiboard:
(http://www.ski-blades.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/skiboards_4.jpg)

'Nuff said.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: stellinacadente on December 28, 2011, 07:26:27 PM
I can peersonally testify that the data about Italy and France is dead wrong MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I am moving to Canada at this point lol :mrgreen:
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Opsa on December 29, 2011, 05:37:14 PM
That's what I'd like, too.

Remember what Maria Muldaur once said "It Aint the Meat, It's the Motion."

How did North Korea size up? I'm kinda concerned about them.
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2011, 02:55:18 AM
Shame the map was too small and blurred to read properly!
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2011, 05:24:34 AM
The first link in the article goes to a google version (as large as your monitor allows):

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2011, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2011, 05:24:34 AM
(as large as your monitor allows):

....assume you mean the map ;)
Title: Re: OK, so not *terribly* "Serious"...
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2012, 09:55:11 AM
For a real screen filler, you may try here :mrgreen:
[youtube=425,350]A-zJ1hGm-F8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zJ1hGm-F8

And in order not to forget the ladies
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=67701