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Open Water => Snark and Rant => Topic started by: ivor on January 22, 2010, 03:47:24 PM

Title: Sleep Talking Man
Post by: ivor on January 22, 2010, 03:47:24 PM
Y'all gotta check this out...

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Sleep Talking Man
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2010, 04:25:58 PM
For real? I don't think is impossible but...
Title: Re: Sleep Talking Man
Post by: ivor on January 22, 2010, 05:02:21 PM
I saw some video of it on the tellie so it must be true... :mrgreen:

I didn't realize it was that filthy or I would have warned.  Sorry!
Title: Re: Sleep Talking Man
Post by: Darlica on January 22, 2010, 05:31:20 PM
Hilarious and almost too good to be true, almost.

My beloved aunt A was a sleep talker. I shared a one bedroom cabin with her for 10 days when I took her with me up north to visit my mother and her brother at their winter home at the time.

She talked a lot, every night, but one thing I remember because it was so hilarious that I had to write it down and tell her about it the morning after:

"No, access to the bank-vault isn't a problem, not as long as I get my dynamite anyway!"

If it was said by someone with a history of robbing banks it wouldn't be as funny, but when said by a 73 year old, white haired and very orderly lady and in a clear voice with a lot of emphasis, well, even ROFL doesn't cover it. ;D
Title: Re: Sleep Talking Man
Post by: Lindorm on February 18, 2010, 12:59:32 PM
Then again, A could be a very determined person at times...  ;)

And she had a soft spot for reading crime novels, which might have had something to do with the matter.