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Title: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Aphos on June 29, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
As we all know, Fred Phelps vileness knows no bounds.  In this video, Phelps condemns Carlin to Hell (big surprise).

http://atheistmedia.blogspot.com/2008/06/fred-phelps-george-carlin-is-in-hell.html

Phelps even goes so far as to condemn Jerry Seinfeld to Hell.  And everyone else.

Nice guy...NOT.
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2008, 05:49:36 PM
In my mind hell is a place where those filled with hate -like Phelps- roam free. That suggests that we live in hell and George Carlin just got an upgrade.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Alpaca on June 29, 2008, 06:00:37 PM
How about he gets himself raptured with all the loonies like him? Sure, he might suffer some self-esteem issues since he won't be able to feel superior and surrounded by sin any more, but the rest of us will have a bit of peace.
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 29, 2008, 06:18:18 PM
I suspect he's only alive because it's illegal to induce rapture for him.

Seriously, what's the point in their ridiculousness? If all the rest of us are going to hell because we don't believe in whatever nonsense Phelps does, why bother protesting at funerals and parades? Why bother preaching that Carlin is going to hell? Can't his people just assume that?
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 29, 2008, 06:27:04 PM
Logic and irony is just not in their vocabulary it seems .

I wonder if compassion and understanding exists for them as well , I wish they would repent .
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 29, 2008, 07:46:14 PM
Phelps is mentally ill. He's always been mentally ill, he's just found ways to channel it that suckered in some people for some time. He's passed that mental illness to some of his children, in fact, beaten it into them.

That basically no human on the planet outside his little cult believes (or understands) the twisted, tortured "logic" he employs in order to plot the nastiness his cult perpetrates, his continued 'value' to the human race is, specifically, that some news management person, somewhere, is giving the orders that his asinine shenanigans be broadcast.

Most totally vile crazy people are hospitalized or imprisoned. This one happened to get a law degree before it could happen. That, and the law degrees compiled by his familial hangers-on are all that has (for a long time) stood between them an a secured facility of some sort.
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Aphos on June 30, 2008, 12:59:20 PM
Ah, yes.  That's what we need.  The Fred Phelps Home for the Religiously Deranged.
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 30, 2008, 04:37:57 PM
Complete with regular beatings with a mattock...
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Opsa on June 30, 2008, 05:20:33 PM
Yes, well... we'll just lock the lot all into The Fred Phelps Home for the Religiously Deranged good and tight with a nice pile of mattocks and just let nature take it's course.
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 01, 2008, 01:24:40 AM
We can easily expand the Fletcher Memorable Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings, yes?

That way the Phelps' and the Bush's can enjoy each others company....


(points to anyone who knows where that reference came from....)
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Pachyderm on July 07, 2008, 08:44:35 PM
Pink Floyd's The Final Cut?

Or possibly the classic TV prison series Porridge?
Title: Re: Fred Phelps and George Carlin
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 07, 2008, 11:39:50 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on July 07, 2008, 08:44:35 PM
Pink Floyd's The Final Cut?

*ding* *ding* *ding*