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Where have all the pirates gone?

Started by anthrobabe, July 23, 2007, 12:59:18 AM

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Where have all the pirates gone?

They aren't gone
Someplace else or TOP?
They are not gone- they are hiding- raiding accident - the authorites would like to speak to them-and all.
Darn! Now how am I going to get my IOU paid.
What? The pirates are gone?
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anthrobabe

#105
October 05, 2007, 03:25:43 PM
Pinch
Cuddle

:kisshands:


umm Black Bart-- it be bad for ye immage an all ifin ye crew finds out ye trollin ye olde facebook matey, they be callin ye names next(well new names anyway)

someone wake DaveL up I needs to sweep in that corner
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Darlica

#106
October 05, 2007, 07:20:10 PM
 

Yer' know we can use this one :mop: to wake 'im...


Or we can just pinch 'im a little...   :daz:

What do ye' think?
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

anthrobabe

#107
October 05, 2007, 07:24:55 PM
Pinch

always
a wee pinch does the trick
(but if he hits his head on the underside of the table like last time he'll just pass out again-so you grab one leg and me the other and let's pull him out first)
Ok not the greatest idea- as I yanked his peg leg pulled off and has flown out the window and hit the magistrate on the head.
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Darlica

#108
October 05, 2007, 08:21:15 PM
Good thing it wasn't captain Meros peg leg... :o




Shhh, let's hide under the table! :ty:
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

DaveL

#109
October 06, 2007, 07:33:42 AM
YArrrrrr...

Went to visit me folks on the Far NSW South coast. Oi be back from holidays now. Glad to see yers all again!! Where be all me gorgeous wenches?? Oi be needin a hug.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merimbula

Pirates is gettin a bit nutso of late. Lots of jealous newbies who want to change the way we post, or talk to one another.

This FSB dude tried to end the Continuous Salty Tale without consulting anyone. When he was asked to apologise, he posted my private conversations to him back into the main forum. Then (after several conduct warnings) it was goodbye FSB. Oi never had to kick anyone off TOP until now (I could never contemplate that here, ever).

Then on top of that some dude called I Love Boobs was warned by Bart to tone it down, or incur Admin wrath. He turned the whole thing around onto Bart - what a turkey!!

YArrrr...

Oi think Oi be needin some contemplation time in the monastery to reflect on me wicked ways. Where are me gorgeous wenches?? Oi be needin more hugs.


Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Darlica

#110
October 06, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
*peaks out from under the table*

Ye' called darrrlin' ;D Gorgeous Oi don' know but wench, aye

*hugs one of DaveL's legs*
  ;)


"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

#111
October 06, 2007, 01:33:03 PM
Oi'm no wench, Dave, so Oi'm not gona 'ug ye.

(although ye look terriphik in t'e pink dress t'ere)

But ye can meet me on t'e floor fer a drink...

:tequila:
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I'm back..

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anthrobabe

#112
October 06, 2007, 01:57:40 PM
Nice place for a holiday there-- me thinks it might 'ave been a wee bit dificult to return to 'reality'.

That FSB was/is a total brat- just goes to show the difference in maturity that is found in the 13 to 14 year olds (think Q/Alpaca/ Gt Camel/ Kanaloa--etc in relation to that mess) a youngling- possibly with time it will be alright. You sure had to put the ban on 'im  :bop:

And pickin on me Bart is jus plain ol wrong--- they do not want this anthrobabe pissed off.


Oh here's your hug....
:hug: and ye kin 'ave a wee smooch as well- but don' be thinkin ye's free ta be takin liberties now nor nothin  :-*
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Griffin NoName

#113
October 06, 2007, 02:16:56 PM
Oi be afeared ter hug ye arter wot 'appened last toime !
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DaveL

#114
October 06, 2007, 02:17:42 PM
 :beer: :piratetoadfish: :beer:

YArrrrr...

Even the non-wenchy types are lookin a bit cuddly  ;D hic hic hic
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#115
October 08, 2007, 01:11:08 PM
Quote from: DaveL on October 06, 2007, 07:33:42 AM
YArrrrrr...

Went to visit me folks on the Far NSW South coast. Oi be back from holidays now. Glad to see yers all again!! Where be all me gorgeous wenches?? Oi be needin a hug.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merimbula

Pirates is gettin a bit nutso of late. Lots of jealous newbies who want to change the way we post, or talk to one another.

This FSB dude tried to end the Continuous Salty Tale without consulting anyone. When he was asked to apologise, he posted my private conversations to him back into the main forum. Then (after several conduct warnings) it was goodbye FSB. Oi never had to kick anyone off TOP until now (I could never contemplate that here, ever).

Then on top of that some dude called I Love Boobs was warned by Bart to tone it down, or incur Admin wrath. He turned the whole thing around onto Bart - what a turkey!!

YArrrr...

Oi think Oi be needin some contemplation time in the monastery to reflect on me wicked ways. Where are me gorgeous wenches?? Oi be needin more hugs.




Aye it's been loik an hepisode o 'Portsmouth Enders' of late. 

That NSW looks almost as lovely as the Old South Wales Dave!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Opsa

#116
October 15, 2007, 08:20:19 PM
Floor drinks now being served! Extra hugs are free of charge!

Black Bart

#117
October 15, 2007, 10:00:57 PM
Arrrr, make moine a double!  Mondays are thirsty...
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

#118
October 16, 2007, 12:32:37 AM
'oo wos tolking aboot 'ugging t'ose on t'e floor?

Oi need rum and 'ugs deliverd under t'e table........
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I'm back..

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Bluenose

#119
October 16, 2007, 01:38:24 AM
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