Where have all the pirates gone?

[DaveL]

Dave's wench hugging list:

Darlica
Opsa
Anthrobabe
Griffin (when she puts her cutlass away)
Dave-in-Pink-Dress

[anthrobabe]

this is how news stories get started

but ok

here's a hug capn Dave 

we'v about 12 pirates on this sofa right now-- not sure if it will ever recover

[Opsa]

I fink we've busted its legs. Eh well, just throw 'em on the fire. We'll warm our rum by 'em.

All these hugs is noice!

[DaveL]

Dave's wench hugging list - progress update after a night at the Admiral Benbow

Darlica
Opsa
Anthrobabe
Griffin (when she puts her cutlass away)
Dave-in-Pink-Dress

I saw Griffin at the pub. When she saw me in my pink dress, her cutlass was produced.

NOTE TO SELF: Don't try hugging wenches whenst wearing a pink dress.

[Griffin NoName]

Anyone know a good link for new cutlass's?

(Mine seems to be stuck in a lump of wood covered in pink lurex.)

[Darlica]

I saw Griffin at the pub. When she saw me in my pink dress, her cutlass was produced.

NOTE TO SELF: Don't try hugging wenches whenst wearing a pink dress.

[anthrobabe]

ok everybody help me pick Darlica up off of the floor


Griffin-- I hear that a pirate has just tied up and that part of his load is a gross of stolen military weapons-- you might stop by and see what sort of cutlass inventory the dirty scoundrel gentleman has---- oh and someone see if the have peg legs too
DaveL is hoppin pitifully even if it is his own fault

[Griffin NoName]

Blow me down, Oi shouted Excalibur, an me cutlass shot owt the lump of wood wiv shreds of pink lurex scatterin' h'everywear !

[DaveL]

Well, I guess I'lll count that as a hug Griffin - glad to see you've stil got your piratical tendencies. 

[Black Bart]

The pirates are embroiled in a TEA war...our Grog be under threat from the Tea drinkin blaggards!

[anthrobabe]

Tea is a very respektable drink for a pirate ye scurvy bilge rat-- why can't ye play nicely?
Always worrien 'bout ye "grog"- me finks ye 'ave issues wif ye father so whyn't go an visit ye ships sawbones and see if 'e kin sets ye up wif some counselins 'bouts it an all.

Was ye pa a tea drinker laddie?
Did ye fink he weren't a goodish pirate cause 'o 'is tea drinkin?
Does ye needs a good cry?

Whots that ye say

Oh ye 'ave issues wif tha British East India Company and tea taxes and not so much tha tea itself

well I kin surely understand an issue wif tea taxes, bein orignally frum tha Boston colony.

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Pirates to the ready, man tha cannons
we're dumpin tha lot in tha bay 

[Griffin NoName]

Oi be a grate shot wiv ther cukumber sanwiches. Yaarhgh!

[Opsa]

Ooh, Oim gonna hug (and pinch) that Bartie before he gets away again!

Oy! I'm from Boston, herself! And Oi loiks me tea wif a bit of gin innit.

And pinchin'.

[Darlica]

ok everybody help me pick Darlica up off of the floor


Griffin-- I hear that a pirate has just tied up and that part of his load is a gross of stolen military weapons-- you might stop by and see what sort of cutlass inventory the dirty scoundrel gentleman has---- oh and someone see if the have peg legs too
DaveL is hoppin pitifully even if it is his own fault

Thank ye'! me tummy still herts of t' laughin' 
Now, did oi' heard somting about tea wit Gin?  Can oi get one?

[DaveL]

 

YArrrr...

O'ive havin to deal wif a few clueless nutters of late. It means Oi really have to earn me keep, locking and deletin threads. Arrggh!

At least when I'm PM'd here, Oi know it's from someone worth talkin to.

Over there Oi get PM's from newbs doin' the Continuous Salty Tale entitled "Please Help Me" or "It's your turn".

Arrghhhh, more hugs AND grog needed. Darn tea drinkers!