The Admiral Benbow

[Opsa]

Vat, check.
Motor, check.
Nekkid, check.

Come on in, the butter's lovely...

Y'arrrrrgh, this is the loif. Lubricated inside and out.  

[Roland Deschain]

Vat, check.
Motor, check.
Nekkid, check.

Come on in, the butter's lovely...

Y'arrrrrgh, this is the loif. Lubricated inside and out.  

Why am I never invited to these kinds of parties?

[Opsa]

Y'aaarrrggghhh, come on in.

We've drunk most of it by now, though. Is it toim for eggnog?

[Pachyderm]

Eggnog moight be a bit sticky.

Sez the elephant covered in buttery rum....

[Darlica]

Oy Pachy!
Why 'r ye dresseds up as a' delisious tasty slip n' slide?

[Pachyderm]

Oi is not. Oi is undressed as a slip 'n' slide....

[Roland Deschain]

Thee thought o' slippin' down a naked hefalump be not wot oi imagined meself ter be doin' down thee pub!

[Opsa]

Yar, it be a magikal place of undreampt drerams, here.

(This nog has too much egg innit.)

[Pachyderm]

Annywon fer piggy-back rides? Oi haz pented meself pink speshul, loike...

Hic! Why can Oi taste the egg in this 'ere eggnog?

Can we go back ter the buttery rum stuff?

[Opsa]

Okay, but not so much butter in it, this time.

[Pachyderm]

Oi has made a discovery. Oi can use me trunk as a snorkel, and propel meself along wif me ears. Oi is a Snuggle-class attack sub...

Dons goggles, and disappears to the sound of faint giggling.

[Aggie]

Oi has made a discovery. Oi can use me trunk as a snorkel, and propel meself along wif me ears. Oi is a Snuggle-class attack sub...

Dons goggles, and disappears to the sound of faint giggling.

Reminds me of a Kevin Bloody song, that...

[pieces o nine]

Oi be away fer a few days an returns ter finde ye lot hup to e'en worse than yushewal!   

[Darlica]

Oh no... Oi ain't fallin fer t'is one... we don' 'ave any squdlings THAT big in tha moat, specially no whif only one tentackl arm.

[Bluenose]

Yeah, but come on in, the butta's loverly an warm and all rummey loike, and Packy's givin us all slippry-dip rides an stuffe!