Haiku for You

[Swatopluk]

then running them over


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The stoned monkey is
Riding the raving donkey

[Opsa]

Their route is not straight.

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There is no straight path,
on the curvature of earth

[Swatopluk]

so take the gay one

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On the mountaintop
When winter snow is melting

[Opsa]

Then the sheep poop thaws


             


The frosts have arrived
Pumpkins are looking tasty

[Roland Deschain]

Should harvest sooner.



For whence thou art here,
In thy name wouldst thou doest.

[Opsa]

I'm not saying what.


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The twilight closes
over the sky like a lid

[Roland Deschain]

Flush books in toilet.



In Forks are no spoons,
In spoons are no sharpened knives.

[Griffin NoName]

In knives, no corkscrews.



Time slows to inifinity
Real numbers speed less

[Opsa]

Five, seven, and five!

_{Refers to the Haiku pattern that either was mangled there or I didn't get the joke, silly me.}

House pipes are backed up
The plumber hasn't come yet

[Griffin NoName]

oh woops it was five seven five - but the wrong five seven five

[Opsa]

Haiku interruptus!

The Yuletide's coming
Whether you like it or not

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

seasons roll around

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too warm december
worry about the long term

[Roland Deschain]

Then I think, "Sod it."



Brushing all my teeth,
But I happen to miss one.

[Opsa]

Now it is missing.


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Sugary treats for
the holidays tempt my tongue

[Swatopluk]

and attack my teeth


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Like a white blanket
The snow covers ev'rything