Toadfish Monastery

Nothing but the best for you. This is why one only travels with the platinum tiddlywinks.

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Thee thought o' slippin' down a naked hefalump be not wot oi imagined meself ter be doin' down thee pub!

Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils

Then I think, "Sod it."



Brushing all my teeth,
But I happen to miss one.

Quote from: Sibling DavidH on December 08, 2012, 09:07:44 AM
He looks like a used-car salesman.  I don't trust him.

Is it the shifty eyes, or does he just seem slimy?

More great cartoons, Afterglow. You made me hold two opposing thoughts, one of laughter and one of horror.

Damned.

Quote from: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 09:51:58 AM
My father faces a dilemma there. The cinematic version is available with the Swedish track, the extended TV version only in the German dub.

I had no idea. I wonder why, if it's a Swedish production, that the TV version isn't available with the Swedish track. If i'm going to be watching a dubbed version, I may as well find one with an English dub if I can't find a Swedish one. Odd.

I've subscribed to Netflix for their 30-day free trial. This may have been a mistake, as I now have enough films and TV shows to keep me busy for the next several years, and I mean that almost literally. I'm currently working my way through Andromeda, the excellent science fiction series created by Gene Roddenbury. I'm a third of the way through season 3 at the moment. I never did finish watching it when it was on TV, so this will finally give me closure on how it ends.

^

^^

Quote from: pieces o nine on December 06, 2012, 06:57:56 PM
If snow fell only on lawns, children's playgrounds, and Nature, but not on sidewalks, roads, and parking lots, I would like it much better.

This can be arranged for you, no problem. If you'd like me to provide my staring service, i'll be happy to do so. For a small fee, of course.

Dime Bar.

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep mini bong.

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Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill

Why does topic drift here almost always get around to Monty Python?