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#1
Electronics and TechnoLust / Nokia Lumia 920
December 03, 2012, 08:31:36 PM
I've managed to tear myself away from the free trial on Netflix (wow!) momentarily to give my opinion of my new phone. First off I need to come clean. My name is Roland Deschain (on here), and i'm a Nokia fanboy. There, i've said it. I love Nokia, and have only owned 2 non-Nokia phones since my first mobile phone back in 1998 (ish). That's not to say that i've not used other phones belonging to other people, but nothing did it for me like Symbian. This has changed though, and this is an all-singing, all-dancing, Windows Phone 8 (WP8) device.

Operating System (WP8)

As I alluded to above, I loved the Symbian OS. Its layout was intuitive for me to use, and moving onto any other OS layout was a complete mission for me, which is why I was a little nervous that i'd have issues with WP8 at first, but I could hardly have been any more wrong. The OS is just as intuitive, if not more so, than Symbian. It is quick and responsive, which is obviously partly to do with the massive touchscreen the phone bears, and scrolling works like a charm.

The menu screen with all the pretty icons on it can be completely personalised, with app shortcuts not only placed onto it at will (as long as the app supports that feature), but also resized and moved into your preferred position. All it takes is pressing a finger down on the icon you want to move/resize, and you are presented with the option to do so. So simple.

Its drivers install automatically and easily to Windows Vista to browse folders for removing files from it, and placing files onto it. The file system is fairly straightforward, allowing the wonderfully simple drag-and-drop method of file transfer.

Screenshots are also easy to take, needing the pressing of the Windows key and the screen lock/power button, an easy thing to do.

Apps

I've been playing with the apps a lot, having not really had the opportunity to do so on previous phones, and have only had one issue so far, but that was because the Kerrang Radio Player app hadn't had WP8 functionality added to it.

That's not an issue though, as there are now around 150,000 apps available in the market place ranging from the usual Facebook/Twitter integration, through to Hotmail and other webmail clients, but that's not all. Games, fart machines, Family Guy quotes, BBC Radio stations, Reddit, Amazon, The Guardian, whatever you could wish for is there, and although it doesn't have quite the size of the Android Store, you can't go far wrong with this many apps.

Most are reasonably priced, but there are some I find to be overpriced, although if you shop around, you're bound to find a cheaper (or free) app doing almost the same thing. A nice feature is the related apps feature, which shows you apps similar to the one you've been looking at, and it is through this that the cheap and free ones are the easiest to find. This is not to say that the category and search options are bad, as they're not, but to make it even easier, this is one feature that is well worth having.

The addition of Xbox Live integration, along with the ability to import your Gamertag and True Achievements, was a nice touch, and certainly would have been a missed opportunity. What makes this all the better is that there are many games where you can earn Achievements to add to your Gamerscore.

Along with this is the new and improved Nokia Maps, which works like a charm, and maps can be downloaded for almost the entire planet for use offline, saving battery. Integrated with these maps in Nokia City Drive is a full-on Sat-Nav app, which is once again almost perfect. There are only 2 female and 2 male voices available for it as far as I know, and they're included, but I have yet to search for more voices, as there will hopefully be.

Hardware

What can I say about the hardware onboard except that it is awesome! The screen is 4.5!, more than large enough for comfortable viewing of files, and being capable of a 1280 x 768 resolution, always appears crisp and sharp. It shows up very well in sunlight, having almost zero glare, and although I have yet to test it in the height of summer, it has done very well on a cloudless Autumnal day here in dear old Blighty.

The phone itself is large, as it needs to accommodate all that touchscreen real estate, but the casing is not much bigger than the screen. The phone is heavy, weighing in at 185g, which makes it one of the heavier phones on the market, but all this I am now used to, as it really only took me a few days to forget that part. It's also reassuringly always in your pocket, as there's no mistaking that.

It's 4G ready, being compatible with most 4G bandwidths in the UK (and the US/Europe, as far as I read), but due to 4G's inherently oppulant price, i've gone for a standard 3G connection on T-mobile, but fear not. It has dual antennae inside it, and is compatible with wi-fi and internet sharing. At home I get blistering speeds over my wireless network, downloading 7MB files in a matter of a second or less, but with the dual antennae, this isn't really diminished much when on the move. I've tested downloads on a moving bus with no issue at all, so as long as there's an EE/T-mobile/Orange network nearby, I can use the data allowance with no worries.

And then there are the cameras. It has a pretty bog standard 1.3 Megapixel camera on the front, which is handy for videophone calls if you can be bothered to pay for them, but it's the back camera that is the star of the show.

This is an 8.7 Megapixel camera, and you're wondering what's special about that these days, but it is the inclusion of the Pureview technology so deftly used in the 808 (that 41MP behemoth from earlier this year) that makes it special.

This includes a Carl Zeiss lens, optical image stabilization, autofocus, and a dual-LED flash, which makes this camera able to take much clearer pictures with a little shake in the camera. The night vision is out of this world though. Taking a picture at night was so easy with Night Mode activated. The picture was so clear, and it picked the colour out, even in very dark conditions. You can change the f/stop value from f/2.0 to f/-2.0, ISO from from 100 to 800, aspect ratio, white balance, and conditions. The focus assist light is a major feature, and is what helps get a little extra detail.

The camera also has geo-tagging ability with Nokia City Lens, an app that you use to show where local points of interest are. You use the camera to look at a street, and it will create an augmented reality on the screen, tagging those places (not tried it out yet). There's touch focus on the camera too.

Battery Life

This is, so I am told, from above standard smartphone length to upper echelons smartphone length. For me it lasts a day with moderate usage, but i've had it up to 3 days with little unintensive usage (ie - light newsreader browsing). Games suck it dry, so be warned!

Design

I love the overall design of the phone. I don't think it's a little blocky at all, as some people have said. I find it easy on the eye, having the stately black version and not the gaudy yellow/white/cyan/red version, and something I can finally once again be proud of holding in my hand in public. The one complaint I would have of this phone is that the search button, which rather unhelpfully opens Bing (used for QR code and Barcode recognition), is situated in the wrong place for the right-handed phone user.

When you hold the phone in your right hand and type or punch the screen with your right hand at the same time, it is all too easy to press the search button with your palm. This necessitates more careful holding of the phone, but it's nothing major, just a niggle.

Overall

I would definitely give this a 9.5/10, as although there is room for improvement, all that improvement will do is make this phone perfect.
#2
Seeing as my posts are all over the place, i've decided to have my own thread (yes, i'm that greedy!). I'll split things into different posts so it doesn't get too confusing for everyone. This thread will see me posting pictures of my parents' garden, showcasing the work i've done over the past year, plus anything else from my garden I feel you all need to see.

I've logged into my Photobucket account for the second time ever, and made a few albums. I still have many photos to sift through and sort, as there are some pants ones mixed in, not to mention duplicates made when attempting to get just the right photo.

OPSA WARNING - There may be contained within this thread many many pictures of poopies, so view at your own risk!

January 2010 - Snow

I took these 2 1/2 years ago when we had a lot of snow come down. I'm starting here as it will give you a good idea of how the garden used to look before I took to it like the wrath of Odin. I never did like the black plastic surrounds to the raised beds, and you can see them partially in these pictures. I'd also never seen a Eucalyptus tree covered in snow, but an Aussie tells me that it is not uncommon to see in certain parts of Australia. Enjoy.

Album - Snow Garden 2010

My favourite picture
#3
Music / Braingasm Music
June 03, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
There have been many songs and bands over my life who have touched me deeply for a number of reasons, many times without a reason being known. Whether the music is haunting, heavy, light, cheesy, or just plain amazing, when something hooks me, that's it: i'm hooked for life. I suppose the first music that really hooked me in was back in the early 90s. Up until then I was listening pretty much to Michael Jackson, The Jackson 5, and 5 Star, mainly. I'd had plenty of Queen (I was obsessed with Queen II at one point, and still am), Cliff Richard, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, John Denver, Demis Roussos and like bands in my youth too, and I did like them all, but being on vinyl, I didn't listen to them as much as the years went by.

Then I was introduced to my first metal around 15/16, and the future just rolled out in front of me as clear as polished crystal. I knew this was what I had been waiting for all those years, something that appealed to me in a more than superficial way. I ate up Megadeth, Metallica, Crash Test Dummies, Napalm Death, Cradle of Filth, Machine Head, Nine Inch Nails, Guns 'N' Roses, and so many more like them. You name it. If it was rock-based, I wanted to listen to it. I got back into the music of my very youthful years too, and re-found Queen, et al, eating them up voraciously.

But there were those stand-out moments that hit me hard, and made me feel funny inside. One such moment was listening to Tenacious D's Tribute the first time and, strangely enough, so was Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven (look up the history of Tribute). So i'm wondering what songs have spoken to you on levels you cannot comprehend? This is how I see it, as some music just evokes thoughts of peace, love, even of sexuality, or sometimes an emptying of the mind, in me on a level far above that which my small mind can comprehend. Why this is, I do not know, as sometimes it's lyrics/voice, just the music itself, or the song as a whole.

I'll place a list below of the stand-out braingasm songs for me, although sometimes it's very difficult just picking one or two from an album, as the whole album speaks to me too. Some of them just invoke very strong memories in me. This is in no way a fully-inclusive list. There are others. Many others.

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd - Atom Heart Mother - Atom Heart Mother Suite
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon - Time (this describes my life at some points)
Pink Floyd - The Wall - Mother
Pink Floyd - The Wall - Comfortably Numb
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV - Stairway to Heaven
Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti - Kashmir
Kiss - Revenge - God Gave Rock & Roll To You II
Hayley Westenra - Pure - Wuthering Heights
David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars - Ziggy Stardust
Black Sabbath - Paranoid - Planet Caravan
Black Sabbath - Master of Reality - Orchid
Jimi Hendrix - First Rays of the New Rising Sun - Angel
Jimi Hendrix - Blues - Hear My Train a Comin' (Electric)
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King - The Court of the Crimson King/The Return of the Fire Witch/The Dance of the Puppets
Metallica - Metallica - The Unforgiven
Metallica - Metallica - The God That Failed
Metallica - Master of Puppets - Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Metalilca - Ride the Lightning - Fade to Black
Metallica - Death Magnetic - Broken, Beat & Scarred
Orange Goblin - Time Travelling Blues - Time Travelling Blues
Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power - Fucking Hostile
Queen - A Kind of Magic - Who Wants to Live Forever
Queen - A Night At the Opera - Bohemian Rhapsody
Queen - Queen II - March of the Black Queen
Queen - Jazz - Mustapha
Queen - Sheer Heart Attack - In the Lap of the Gods
Rammstein - Mutter - Sonne
Rammstein - Mutter - Mein Herz Brennt
Sepultura - Chaos AD - Refuse/Resist
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss - Dead Skin Mask
System of a Down - Toxicity - Aerials
System of a Down - Mezmerize - Soldier Side (Intro)
Tenacious D - Tenacious D - Tribute
The Beatles - Rubber Soul - Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
The Beatles - Abbey Road - Oh! Darling
The Darkness - Permission to Land - Growing On Me
The Rolling Stones - Aftermath [US Version] - Paint It, Black
The Smashing Pumpkins - Gish - Rhinoceros
The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness - 1979
Tool - 10,000 Days - Vicarious
Tool - 10,000 Days - The Pot
Tool - Lateralus - Schism
Tool - Lateralus - Lateralus
Tool - Ænima - Ænema (it's so tempting to just list all their songs here)
Clawfinger - Clawfinger - Two Sides
Týr - Land - Sinklars Visa (I truly fell in love with this on first listen)
Týr - Ragnarok - Torsteins Kvæði

Looking up at this list, it appears to show my psyche laid bare. Oh dear. :o
#4
Games / MMORPGs
May 08, 2012, 04:01:52 PM
For those of you who don't know what they are, MMORPG stands for Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game, or MMO for short. I've played a few over the years, but it all started back in 2005, when I picked up a copy of Star Wars Galaxies (SWG). I played pretty much alone for the first couple of weeks, and discovered grinding (the repetitive killing of NPCs/Animals) for myself, building up my levels slowly but surely.

One day, I had gone to a player city on Tattooine (I hadn't yet left the planet) to buy some items from a guild hall, and was standing in the city square wondering what to do, when a woman came up and spoke to me. I didn't know who she was at the time, but after chatting for a few minutes, she invited me out on a hunt. I had decided that i'd better start interacting with people more, as this is the whole point of MMOs, and readily agreed.

It was good fun, and I was invited back the next day for more, and then I was invited into the guild (Eutopia). The woman i'd spoken to was the guild leader's real life partner (now husband), and unbeknown to me, I was being vetted by the other guild members in the group (I passed, for the trolls here :P ). They are a great group of people, and several of us have met up in various places, such as Coventry, London, and Nottingham. They're mostly Europeans (English, Scottish, and Germans mostly), and we've become good friends.

The guild itself spans several MMOs, from WoW to ST:KOR, and members play an eclectic mix of games within the genre. We even have our own forum (and the obligatory Facebook group). MMOs I have played are:-

Star Wars Galaxies - I played this for just over 3 years, with a small hiatus after 2 years (around a month or so), and it was pretty continuous for most of the time. In the end, I just lost interest as the game's subscriber base dwindled, and left just before the server merges occurred (I was on Europe-Infinity). It's such a shame, as the game was really good, but they changed it far too much. So much content was lost, then they added more, but it was too late. It has now officially died.

Everquest 2 - I played this for a few months, but it never gripped me like SWG did. It was a fantasy-based game, and has been going for years. I don't know why I didn't take to it; I just couldn't get as excited over it as I did with SWG. I was spoilt.

Vanguard - I pre-ordered it, buying the deluxe box with the extras in, but again it didn't really grip me, as I never made it out of the training area. I really should have given it a proper go, as the intense lag that was ever present in the beginning was sorted out, and it wasn't that bad a game. I had a SONY Station Pass at the time, which gave me access to all its MMOs for one price, so it wasn't as if it was expensive, either.

Aion - I've just started playing this after a gap of 3 years not playing any MMOs, so i'm going to give it a really thorough looking at. In fact, i'm about to dive back in later on, and seeing as it is FREE, there's no money going to be wasted. It's another fantasy-based MMO, with you living in a world ruled by two factions: Elyos and Asmodians. They're not typically good and evil, as they each have their major faults, the Elyos being arrogant, and the Asmodians being insular, but there appears to be some good stuff in it. Plus did I say it was FREE? ;D

Does anyone else play MMOs, or have you played any? I'd like to hear your experiences with them, and what you thought.
#5
Movies / Horror Movies
April 02, 2012, 12:37:07 PM
Who else here is a fan of horror in films? I know PoN is, as attested to by the crushed part of her arm, but anyone else? I've loved horror since watching the wonderful treats given to us by Hammer Horror, that bastion of British film-making in the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Then there were the greats from the 80s, such as Poltergeist, Halloween (technically 70s, I know), Hellraiser, and their ilk. The 90s brought us a new breed of horror eventually, with the noughties (00s?) changing the type we were seeing yet again, with Saw and a whole breed of what is lovingly titled "Torture Porn".

I also love Italian horror, such as from Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, et al, and the wonderful films coming out of Japan and South Korea, such as Whispering Corridors, Ringu, The Curse/Grudge (Ju-on - the series has 6 films now!), and A Tale of Two Sisters.

There is so much to talk on, that it's difficult to put it all here, but i'd love to know your favourite horror films (or directors/actors, if you wish).
#6
Games / RTS/Sim Games
March 31, 2012, 05:14:15 PM
I am a huge fan of both RTS (real-time strategy) and Sim (simulation/god) games, and have been ever since I first laid eyes on Sim City back in the early 90s. Ever since then i've been hooked, and have spent so many hours building cities and empires, that it would be impossible to make an estimate on exactly how long. They give me somewhere to relax and unwind, not to mention somewhere to live out my dreams of world domination (thanks, S.P.E.C.T.R.E), and allow a little problem-solving too. Among my favourite games are:-

The Sims 2
The Sims 3
Civilization 3
Civilization 4
Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War
Sim City 4
Rome: Total War
Medieval 2: Total War
Empire: Total War
X3: The Reunion
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
Children of the Nile
CivCity Rome
Spore
Tropico
Tropico 2
Tropico 4

And these are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head (I own them all). Does anyone else here feel an affinity towards these types of games? I'm sure i'm not in the minority here. I love other types of game too, but these genres just absorb and assimilate me like no other. When I start, I almost cannot stop, as I want to experiment with things to see what happens, whether that's within a structured level system (eg - Tropico), or within a very open game world (eg - Spore).
#7
Food / Cheese - Awesome Food of the Gods
March 19, 2012, 02:00:06 AM
I see no thread on here about cheese. I'm assuming that there are many adherents to cheese here, and thought we could discuss the relative merits of said cheeses. I love cheese. I've tried many different types, and have a few favourites, including, but not limited to:-

Cheddar - Must be extra mature and strong!
Emmental - A wonderful nutty cheese that I found in France.
Red Leicester - It's cheese and it's orange. A little like cheddar, but milder.
Brie - OMFSM, I love Brie in all its incarnations. The best was one with wild garlic infused through the middle, that I found in Switzerland.
Cream Cheese - Not sure of the exact variety, but one brand is Boursin, which has a number of "flavours". Typically French.
Feta - Wonderfully soft goat's cheese from Greece. The Greeks and Turkish make many types of goat's cheese.
Halloumi - Greek-Cypriot semi-hard cheese made from goat's and sheep's milk, that's perfect for grilling. You need to try this.

As you can see, I love cheese, and try local varieties wherever I go, especially when on holiday. I kept thinking of more, but decided to leave it at this. 8)
#8
Movies / Movies Based on H P Lovecraft Novels
February 27, 2012, 11:49:41 PM
As an avid fan of H P Lovecraft, i'd like to compile a list of films based on or around, or even influenced heavily, by his works, and also to start a discussion on them. Here are the ones that I can remember, but there are bound to be many more that I forget. All should be linked to their IMDB page if possible:-

In the Mouth of Madness
Cthulhu
Dagon
From Beyond
H P Lovecraft's Necronomicon - To Hell and Back
Re-Animator (plus sequels)
The Call of Cthulhu
The Last Lovecraft - Relic of Cthulhu

These are the ones i've seen and own. I enjoyed every single one of these films. In the Mouth of Madness has to be one of Sam Neill's best films, in my opinion, and has a great atmosphere throughout. Dagon and Cthulhu are both very enjoyable, although i'd rate Dagon, with its creepy Spanish fishing village (replacing Innsmouth), as by far the better of the two. From Beyond, Necronomicon, and Re-Animator all star Jeffery Coombs (yes, he was Weyoun in DS9), and are the quirky 80s ones. They're fun to watch, with moments that make you both laugh and cringe, and I would recommend these for sure. Relic of Cthulhu is the latest one, and is a little quirky. Based on the Cthulhu mythos, it takes a geeky ride through Cthulhu fandom, and is well worth watching. The Call of Cthulhu is the odd one out, as it's shot totally in black and white. It's probably the funkiest of the lot, but seems to fit well with the timeframe that it is depicting.

There are plenty more either based on parts of a book, or have a Lovecraftian theme. Check out THIS WEBSITE for more.
#9
Pets / Fishkeeping Enthusiasts
February 27, 2012, 02:42:45 AM
Hi there. Is anyone else here into fishkeeping at all? By that I mean either a garden pond (lakes included), or an indoor aquarium (freshwater or marine, coldwater or tropical). I used to sell fish (live ones) for a living (8 years, just over). My dad owned a 4' (120cm) long tropical freshwater aquarium for years, and got my mum's dad into it for a while too. Dad also had a 6,000 gallon (27,000 Litre) pond with ornamental carp (Koi/Nishikigoi) for most of my teenage years and some of my twenties, so you could say that I grew up around fish. I also kept coldwater aquarium fish myself for a few years, but as I worked ridiculous hours each day looking after fish, I eventually gave them up.

For a while, I skirted the idea of setting up a tropical marine aquarium, and invested a lot of time into researching it, reading so much material, but eventually gave up on the idea, as I wouldn't be able to trust anyone to look after them whilst I was on holidays, and I do like going away when i'm off work (although the average goldfish or freshwater tropical fish wouldn't need much more than a simple feeding whilst on holiday). I still pine after doing so now, but it takes time and dedication to look after fish if you want to do it properly, especially marines, and the one thing I hate is people wanting an aquarium and expecting it to look after itself, leading to inevitable fish deaths.

So if you love fishkeeping, and have an aquarium you want to share, please do so. Also, if you have any problems with fish, or are just thinking of setting up an aquarium, i'll be more than willing to impart what advice I can to you. After eight and a half years, you tend to pick up a little knowledge which pretty much stays with you.
#10
Start Here, Please / Hello! Is it me you're looking for?
February 26, 2012, 09:25:27 PM
Hi. I'm Roland Deschain. You may remember me from such books as The Gunslinger, and The Wolves of the Calla. I'd like to say hello to all and sundry here, and introduce myself properly:-

I've been an atheist for many years now, possibly most of my life. I found my lord the FSM a few years ago, and have worshipped him with my piratical ways and by eating The Holy Meal with gusto since then, not to mention all the extra grog i've consumed in His name, but I recently felt myself drawn towards The Toadfish too. I hope to slowly make myself known among you all, and to become a respected member here, as I like to think of myself in certain other places. ;D

So I finish my magnum opus with a little ditty for you:-

Oh Contusus
Oh Contusus
Contusus richei
I see you in the water
With mud betwixt your eyes

You are so toadlike
You're just like my friend Mike
Whose surname is hamiltoni