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Title: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2015, 08:43:27 PM
What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?

I got:

Practicing Witchcraft

While living in colonial Massachusetts during the Salem Witch Trials in 1692, you were charged with performing witchcraft! Throughout this time, residents of Salem were accused of witchcraft and a series of trials and executions took place. After a young woman in the Village claimed to be possessed by the devil, she accused you of inflicting her with the spirit of Satan. After the rumors began spreading, a wave of hysteria washed over the community and you were thrown in jail. Luckily for you, the woman who accused you admitted that she was lying and you were set free.

So I didn't commit this crime as she was lying, so this is a daft result.

http://www.playbuzz.com/margottouitou10/what-crime-did-you-commit-in-your-past-life
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: goat starer on January 06, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
Pirate!!

Whoopppppeeeee!
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: Aggie on January 06, 2015, 11:08:12 PM
Conducting the Underground Railroad. :D
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2015, 01:32:49 AM
These all seem excellent and entirely satisfactory crimes.
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2015, 05:39:53 AM
I poisoned the king...



...and I would do it again!!!

:axe: :axe_01: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: Darlica on January 08, 2015, 09:25:42 PM
Running a Speakeasy



QuoteIn your past life, you were convicted of operating an illegal saloon, also known as a speakeasy, during the Prohibition Era. During this period which lasted between 1920 and 1933, the sale, manufacture and distribution of alcohol was illegal, but that wasn't going to stop you! Your establishment was a place where people of all backgrounds could come and let loose, despite the restrictions on liquor. Before long, you started earning a major profit, but that all came crashing down when your beloved business was raided by the Bureau of Prohibition and you were arrested.

I suppose having Pirates, alleged witches, slave smugglers and an top of it all a regicide made my place easy to spot...

:P
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2015, 11:26:15 PM
Et ego pirata eram/fui

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Piracy in the Caribbean

ARRRRRR matey, you were a ruthless pirate of the seven seas in the late 1600s. You were a steadfast buccaneer who raided and plundered the Caribbean islands and soon collected riches from around the world including money, spices, jewels and more! But before long, you were captured at sea by the English who brought you to trial where you faced public execution! However, just before you were to be hanged, you were able to swiftly board a ship and sail off to a small island where you were never seen or heard from again!

Despite me choosing the axe not the cutlass and preferring bending to breaking rules.
Personally I would prefer steaming into the Mediterranean Sea during the period of the Punic Wars with a semi-modern ship. Joining the anti-Roman side of course. On the way there I would make some stops in more recent times to collect literature that we know of but that did not survive. Breaking into the Grand Library of Alexandria copying all scrolls would be a worthy (but also lengthy) endeavor.
Title: Re: What Crime Did You Commit in Your Past Life?
Post by: goat starer on January 09, 2015, 12:20:52 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 08, 2015, 11:26:15 PM
Et ego pirata eram/fui

Quote
Piracy in the Caribbean

ARRRRRR matey, you were a ruthless pirate of the seven seas in the late 1600s. You were a steadfast buccaneer who raided and plundered the Caribbean islands and soon collected riches from around the world including money, spices, jewels and more! But before long, you were captured at sea by the English who brought you to trial where you faced public execution! However, just before you were to be hanged, you were able to swiftly board a ship and sail off to a small island where you were never seen or heard from again!

Despite me choosing the axe not the cutlass and preferring bending to breaking rules.
Personally I would prefer steaming into the Mediterranean Sea during the period of the Punic Wars with a semi-modern ship. Joining the anti-Roman side of course. On the way there I would make some stops in more recent times to collect literature that we know of but that did not survive. Breaking into the Grand Library of Alexandria copying all scrolls would be a worthy (but also lengthy) endeavor.

Face it swato. You were always my wise elderly first mate.