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Title: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on December 26, 2007, 11:26:59 PM
(http://www.allhatnocattle.net/TOILET_bushon1.jpg)

Oh man, I sh#t my pants again.  Damn, there goes three more IQ points.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2007, 10:15:53 AM
When will I get a rocking chair version of this at last?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 27, 2007, 03:43:26 PM
"Hang on... this feels funny.  I think I did something wrong.  Is it 'pants down, sit down' or 'sit down, pants down'?  Lemme check those instructions that Laura made up for me."
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Opsa on December 27, 2007, 09:20:22 PM
"Dubya's new drop-bottom-flap business suit saves him time and energy. "
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 28, 2007, 04:09:06 AM
The Preznit at his most productive time of day.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on December 28, 2007, 05:51:55 AM
"Now hand me the Constitution."
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Opsa on December 28, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
 :ROFL:  I vote for Aphos'!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on December 28, 2007, 05:42:16 PM
I'm on my throne...now where did I put my crown ?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 28, 2007, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Opsanus tau on December 28, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
:ROFL:  I vote for Aphos'!

Truth in humor---about the only place it is left anymore.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2007, 09:47:22 AM
Quote from: Opsanus tau on December 28, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
:ROFL:  I vote for Aphos'!
I second that
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: anthrobabe on December 29, 2007, 01:16:49 PM
All are great- but I too vote Aphos'
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on January 03, 2008, 03:13:10 AM
Quote from: Aphos on December 28, 2007, 05:51:55 AM
"Now hand me the Constitution."

This one works for me.  They are all great, but this one just somehow seems real Dubya... ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on January 03, 2008, 05:28:14 AM
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/071019/071019_spears_vsml_330a.vsmall.jpg)
How can my attorneys fire me, I'm the boss...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2008, 09:27:02 AM
It's so dark. Where can I get some of those nightgown vision thingummies?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2008, 04:22:43 AM
"The baby is in the other car, but if I drive fast enough I won't be able to hear him!"
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: anthrobabe on January 04, 2008, 01:41:48 PM
" I know I'm forgetting something......
do I have panties on?"
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 08:31:29 PM
Da da da...

Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses...

Da da da...

With glass so dark, they won't even know your name...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: anthrobabe on January 05, 2008, 05:44:29 PM
unforunately the 'stand off' thingie didn't work and K-fed has full custody of Sean-P and JJ now so only one thing to do
Starbucks run!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: beagle on January 05, 2008, 08:02:16 PM
Quote from: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 08:31:29 PM
With glass so dark, they won't even know your name...

Spot on. Once again I'm as out of touch as High Court Judge. Who is this person? Seems a vague resemblance to Fergie, Duchess of York.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 05, 2008, 09:15:28 PM
Quote from: beagle on January 05, 2008, 08:02:16 PM
Quote from: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 08:31:29 PM
With glass so dark, they won't even know your name...

Spot on. Once again I'm as out of touch as High Court Judge. Who is this person? Seems a vague resemblance to Fergie, Duchess of York.

Well, you don't have to deal with our American celebs.  Her initials are BS, which seems very appropriate.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2008, 11:11:41 PM
I just thought it was an arbitrary photo.

Last Culture Gap Post
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 06, 2008, 12:40:42 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2008, 11:11:41 PM
I just thought it was an arbitrary photo.

Last Culture Gap Post

That's because you Brits have more culture than we Americans.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on January 07, 2008, 05:31:45 AM
A new start for a new week...

(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/afp/was1167078.rp420x400.jpg)

Interrogation tapes, we don't need no stinking interrogation tapes!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2008, 05:34:58 AM
Psst...What was that you wanted me to say Mr. President?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2008, 09:52:10 AM
You haven't catched the meaning of bald-faced yet!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2008, 11:34:10 AM
Is it time for that comfort break yet?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 07, 2008, 10:37:19 PM
If I just grit my teeth, it will all go away....

If I just grit my teeth, it will all go away....

If I just grit my teeth, it will all go away....

Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2008, 11:12:37 PM
Welcome back, Bob-qsf.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
I'll second that. Not the right thread to be welcoming back, but heck, this whole site is werid, so HEY Bob of the uncertainty - nice to see you.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: goat starer on January 08, 2008, 01:25:55 PM
keep those eyes peeled - damn a-rabs can sneak up on you any time
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Opsa on January 08, 2008, 03:35:45 PM
'My name badge has been erased, so technically I am not responsible for anything."


(PS: Happy to see B in a QSF again, too!)
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: anthrobabe on January 09, 2008, 01:44:03 PM
Holy Toledo Batman it's a Bob in QSofF
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 10, 2008, 02:41:06 AM
Hi, y'all.  Made my day....!

and I didn't have to grit my teeth or anything... ::) 
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on January 19, 2008, 12:29:50 AM
(http://www.allhatnocattle.net/883.jpg)
Uncle Dick, when do we get outa this mess???
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 19, 2008, 12:49:45 AM
The results of Dr Frankin's "Mental to physical Size-U-Laytor" were not quite as expected.

Bush was still quite visible.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2008, 07:07:22 AM
Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the blood of a teeny weeny president.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2008, 08:50:48 AM
I'll call you Maxi-Me
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2008, 10:56:31 PM
Proof that true evil causes an increase in physical size.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Pachyderm on January 20, 2008, 03:15:59 PM
Well, Dick, try shootin' at a little target...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on May 07, 2008, 12:48:42 AM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
I banish all who refuse to believe my way...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 07, 2008, 02:32:31 AM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
Oh, Damn!  I missed again, with the grenade...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 07, 2008, 02:49:43 AM
Quote from: Afterglow on May 07, 2008, 12:48:42 AM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
Can one of y'all hand me that beer?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2008, 02:50:45 AM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
I'm told transposable thumbs show intellignece
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: pieces o nine on May 07, 2008, 04:42:48 AM

(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
Next I'm agonna clear out that brush over there...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on May 07, 2008, 05:01:15 AM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)

Howdy.  I are presdent of the Untied States.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2008, 06:29:26 AM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around.
I gotta send you back to the South Pole.






:mrgreen:billy madison reference :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
Damn the torpid ones. All arm-feta-mime ahead
Damn the torpid ones. Full of arm-feta-mime ahead
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Opsa on May 09, 2008, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)

Y'all seen my pen anywheres? Soon as I find it I'm gonna find that Obama Bin Lauder fellah.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Afterglow on May 27, 2008, 10:31:55 PM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)

Mommy please, please don't do this again...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 28, 2008, 05:35:55 AM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)

What'ya mean?  The flight attendant said to get on the plane, so I did!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 28, 2008, 07:40:38 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 28, 2008, 05:35:55 AM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)

I promise to quit kicking your seatback!!

Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2008, 09:38:46 AM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
Hey, I had the right of way! Say goodbye to your flying licence!


Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: pieces o nine on June 03, 2008, 03:33:18 AM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
But I have a reservation! What do you mean, I've been bumped?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2008, 05:59:11 PM

(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
Ok, OK! I'll stay in the bathroom (http://www.nypost.com/seven/05122008/news/nationalnews/suit__man_forced_to_sit_in_jetblue_bathr_110553.htm)...!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on June 03, 2008, 07:08:42 PM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)

Don't you just hate whiny, crying kids on airplanes?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Alpaca on June 03, 2008, 07:38:08 PM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
"...where wings take dream." (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-wings.htm)
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: beagle on June 03, 2008, 08:28:29 PM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
"Microsoft announce a Critical Patch for Flight Simulator" (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-wings.htm)
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2008, 11:57:23 PM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)

Jack still had a lot to learn about his new stilts 

Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on June 08, 2008, 02:28:51 AM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)


                                  Harry!   Hermione!   Help!
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 08, 2008, 04:24:24 AM
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
I want my 2 dollars!*




* obscure reference to Better Off Dead
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on June 22, 2008, 08:39:31 AM
Who chooses pictures, and when do we get a new one?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2008, 10:05:45 AM
OK, I'll do a new one.
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 22, 2008, 05:59:56 PM


(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg

Rats!  This back-scratcher is too low...



Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aphos on June 22, 2008, 08:40:25 PM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)

                                      Timb...
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2008, 12:51:36 AM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)

Last prize in the Limber Dancing contest
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 23, 2008, 01:43:57 AM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg

Even Republican Beavers were overcome by Bush's Failed Policies.

Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 23, 2008, 09:59:12 PM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)

         My chiropractor's gonna KILL me...                            
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Pachyderm on June 24, 2008, 09:59:34 PM
"Hello. Mr McGuyver, I have a job for you..."
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2008, 03:09:34 PM
(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
Did the cheerleader get motorized?
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2008, 04:12:35 PM

(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
Mammoths have been evolving over many centuries; this is a prime specimen
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 31, 2008, 04:43:50 PM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/biber.jpg)
Brothers and sisters, I have avenged you!


(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
Figuring out where I parked my truck is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2008, 04:49:13 PM
(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
Biofuel's great - it's carbon neutral and I get 183,598 km on a single fill.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Opsa on July 31, 2008, 05:45:53 PM

(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)



"Help! A giant beaver just sat on my truck to avenge his dead brother!"
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: beagle on July 31, 2008, 08:57:57 PM
(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)



"Ermintrude was profoundly glad it was her day off."
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2008, 08:38:48 AM
(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: beagle on August 08, 2008, 10:58:11 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 08, 2008, 08:38:48 AM
(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg

Eeyore was determined to break into showjumping.
Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 09, 2008, 01:02:20 AM
(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg

Damn!  I knew that putting the donkey on a diet was a bad idea!



Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2008, 01:26:33 AM
(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg

Jonathan had forgotten to adjust the parking mechanism in his new cart design.

Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 10, 2008, 02:20:15 AM
(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg

An early attempt at spaceflight was not as successful as they had hoped.

Title: Re: Weekly Photo-Caption Contest
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 10, 2008, 05:47:22 AM

(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg

Jose, get down from there and quit acting like an ass!!