Toadfish Monastery

^    What about the ocean of sand?

It makes me traditional working class.  This is bilge, though I'm in no way ashamed of my working-class roots.  This type of test is IMO generally rubbish dreamed up by some second-class writer desperate to fill their allotted slot.

The Sixty-One minus Zero Chapter

The wind came with too many memories of burnt hair from fartlighting to be taken seriously. But still the stench lingered on like a stubborn barnacle, unwilling to let go however strong a disinfectant made from hydrolic acid and penta-iodo-methane they drank ("They" being stubborn barnacles) or whatever, stinking out the Archimandrite's left nostril . Lacking a suitable orifice for proper disposal of the large blue whale, Emilio opened the letter Q with J had bought from Ikea yesterday but had insufficient funds . The enforcers hurled a Billy shelf at his garden gnome, breaking off its fishing hat but missing the cement flowers next to its testicles that had crumbled off and struck Lucky. Lucky the caterpillar. From Ireland. The googleblaster unexpectedly spoke from the depths of the upper echelons of nether heck village in Hades. It foretold that Lucky would in less than seven but more than six standard time candles disintegrate

herschin - a variety of fostrilised blavitt, used in the ceremonial headdresses of the Andagon priests of Spoffalonia.

vilt

hainding - a Lancashire word for anal sex.

swerge

A dead lion is destined to become a cheap Tesco burger.

muegenot - a decoy word designed by the CIA to make bystanders think their agents are talking about a French protestant cow, when in fact it means something else.


gomphrey

Grubernatorial - a memorial lecture delivered annually to the mummified members of the Gruber Society, all of whom have been dead for at least 200 years.

hossit

I'll hurry and order a load of stuff! 

The Sixty-One minus Zero Chapter

The wind came with too many memories of burnt hair from fartlighting to be taken seriously. But still the stench lingered on like a stubborn barnacle, unwilling to let go however strong a disinfectant made from hydrolic acid and penta-iodo-methane they drank ("They" being stubborn barnacles) or whatever, stinking out the Archimandrite's left nostril . Lacking a suitable orifice for proper disposal of the large blue whale, Emilio opened the letter Q with J had bought from Ikea yesterday but had insufficient funds . The enforcers hurled a Billy shelf at his garden gnome, breaking off its fishing hat but missing the cement flowers next to its testicles that had crumbled off and struck Lucky. Lucky the caterpillar. From Ireland. The googleblaster unexpectedly spoke

Wow, Pieces, that's a biblical-sounding number.  "And lo!  Pieces sojourned in the desert for 40 days and 4 hours and 44 minutes..."

Yes, it does look rather like one. 

The Sixty-One minus Zero Chapter

The wind came with too many memories of burnt hair from fartlighting to be taken seriously. But still the stench lingered on like a stubborn barnacle, unwilling to let go however strong a disinfectant made from hydrolic acid and penta-iodo-methane they drank ("They" being stubborn barnacles) or whatever, stinking out the Archimandrite's left nostril . Lacking a suitable orifice for proper disposal of the large blue whale, Emilio opened the letter Q with J had bought from Ikea yesterday but had insufficient funds . The enforcers hurled a Billy shelf at his garden gnome, breaking off its fishing hat but missing the cement flowers next to its testicles that had crumbled off and struck

33 days, 8 hours and 52 minutes, most of them sober.

Josip Tito is dead, so Dennis has taken over the Mars project.  He is sending them by tram, as they have missed the last rocket as well as the last post.