Mornington Crescent

[Black Bart]

Somebody tip her spittoons out the window!

Pudding Mills!!!!! 

Pudding Lane maybe but that tube station's been shut since Christopher Wren burnt his pinkys on a Jammy Dodger.

Mile End...now let me think....

Ah Ha...Grange Hill!  The Tucker Gambit!

[Griffin NoName]

Chipping Sodbury

Put that in yer pipe and smoke it!

[Pachyderm]

Ah, wonderful. A chance for a Double Reverso (with kumquat)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you joy of Kensington Olympia.

[Black Bart]

Ha...

Earl's Court...touche.

[Pachyderm]

So, Bartie, you tempt me with the Lyttelton Manouvre. But I am wise to your trap, having seen De Montressant fall for it in the 1934 final in Stockholm. So, singing the obligatory verses of "Le Haricot Vert", I direct your attention to Ruislip Gardens.

[Griffin NoName]

Ruislip Gardens was closed before the overground was invented. Thus ruled inadmissable.

Fast forwards to Barons Court.

[Pachyderm]

Are we not playing by Classic Rules, then? After consultation with Mrs Trellis, Totteridge and Whetstone.

[Griffin NoName]

My dear Pachy, I AM Mrs Trellis. You will find me on Facebook. I think I know enough dear, to tell what is and isn't admissable. I am the First ranking player as you well know.

[Pachyderm]

Well, Mrs Trellis, First ranking player or not, you failed to nominate a station. Thus, under the Convocation of Trumpington's Variations, the title of First ranked moves two slots to the left, making Bartie El Numero Uno.


Dollis Hill

[Griffin NoName]

I didn't fail to nominate a station. I was obeying the Clapham Junction injunction on "making asides and important notes".

Now look what you've done!  What a time to bring in the red light at Ongar reverse shunt. We'll be stuck for ages.


Dollis Hill

[Black Bart]

I am sorry to hear that...

How long as Dollis been Ill?

[Pachyderm]

Ah, well. I shall escape us from this loop, as no-one else seems aware of Gruntfuttock's Posture, whereby, utilising the yellow flag and walking like an Egyptian, I lead us, complete with Pearly King and Court Jester, to


Theydon Bois

[beagle]

East India

[Griffin NoName]

By Jeevses another double points track diversion. How do you do it boys?

Leighton Buzzard.

[Black Bart]

Elephant and Castle...

Do not alight here if you value your life.