YArrrrr...
Oi wuz hopin' after Lordi (the Finnish Monster band) won it, Oi thought this year would be truly wacky. YArrr, instead all we got wuz the former Eastern bloc countries votin' for one another again.
Yarrrr, that Dervish and Scooch were a fine acts. Better luck next year Ireland and UK. Just make sure yer put a few Eastern European instruments in yer next performance.
Lucky 'Take-the-Lot' were banned from performin'. If Piratica ever get a spot in Eurovision, there will be hell to pay. All those Jolly Roger's wavin' in the crowd...and swords swayin' to the music.
Bring on Belgrade 2008...yarrr!!!
YYYYAAARRRR, the blaggards...next year I propose we enters our very own:
Boom bang a bang, Boom bang a bang...
Wiv real canons!
Maybe we could impress those Eastern Europeans with a vocal variation on Khatchaturjan's Sabre Dance.
Oi rekkin it shuld be Pira-Vision - Oi see no O in Pirate - yaaaaaaaaaar! set fire ter the lot o em posers.
YYYYAAAARRRR, I be complainin to the authorities fer hinternational seafarin...how the bleedin ell are we supposed to navigate by the stars wiv this burk wanderin about?:
(http://songfestival.blogje.eu/universaliscms/images/songfestival-bladzijde.eu-2007%20oekraine%20verka%20serduchka%20(bbc001).jpg)
YArrr...
Oi thinks that be the 'Mrs Doubtfire' Constellation.
YYYAAARRRRR I thinks we could win easily next year...but we needs a change of image, here be somethin to model ourselves on:
(http://italophiles.com/images/musica8.jpg)
YArrrr...
Oi almost forgot abouts Wigwam from Norway,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wig_Wam
I thinks yer might be on a winner there Bart.
Do yer think Portsmouth Town Hall will be big enough? Who do yer think the host and hostess will be? Oi hear Big Ron and Brenda McTavish are available.
Oi t'ink t'ere is a lots ov potenshial in changing onse imige. Oi've dicided t' go wit' the Swiss imige:
(http://info.rsr.ch/xobix_media/images/tsr/2007/swisstxt20070510_7807540_3.jpg)