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Pirate's Cove - Enter at your peril - Blaggards ahead! => General Piratin' Issues => Topic started by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2007, 03:15:26 AM

Title: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2007, 03:15:26 AM
As in strip me vittals wiv varnish.

No insults to each other in this thread please. Keep it nice and polite.  ;D
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 15, 2007, 11:02:06 AM
Ye'll run out o varnish at this rate!

What about:

Festerin Fish Heads!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: The Black Spot on February 15, 2007, 12:49:01 PM
Scupper me scallops!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2007, 07:05:21 PM
Slap me wiv a wet foscle !
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: The Meromorph on February 16, 2007, 01:37:46 AM
Well, butter my barnacles!
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Post by: DaveL on February 16, 2007, 02:24:10 AM
Well flagellate me fore-deck!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 16, 2007, 11:12:07 AM
Crunch me Crustations!
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Post by: goat starer on February 16, 2007, 01:53:45 PM
pull off me peg-leg an pluck me parrot!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: The Black Spot on February 16, 2007, 03:31:27 PM

Grease me gunnel!
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Post by: Black Bart on February 16, 2007, 03:37:32 PM
Rollicking Rollocks!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2007, 03:04:08 PM
Bustlin Barnacles !!
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Post by: DaveL on February 23, 2007, 02:29:51 AM
Bellowin' Bilge-rats!!
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Post by: Bluenose on February 23, 2007, 07:36:57 AM
Well, tar me shrouds!
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Post by: DaveL on March 01, 2007, 01:52:21 AM
Well beat me Bosun!
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Post by: Calico Jack on March 01, 2007, 09:49:49 AM
ahoyyyyyyy me hearties
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Post by: Black Bart on March 06, 2007, 11:23:26 AM
YYYYAAAARRRRRRR...Revenge will be mine...By the Catchy ditties o The Captain and Tenille!
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Post by: Aggie on March 06, 2007, 03:17:38 PM
Haul on me bowline!
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Post by: Black Bart on March 06, 2007, 05:40:57 PM
Whack me Winkle Pickers!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2007, 06:06:08 PM
Strangle me boot laces !
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Post by: Opsa on March 06, 2007, 06:45:56 PM
Well, I'll be maid of honor to a manatee!
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Post by: The Black Spot on March 06, 2007, 11:50:43 PM
Keelhaul me kipper!
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Post by: DaveL on March 07, 2007, 02:38:13 AM
Well mangle me manacles (ie Madame Fifi's standard issue  :piratetoadfish:)
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Post by: DaveL on March 07, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Flog me foredeck!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2007, 01:46:19 PM
Knock me out with a peg leg !!
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Post by: Black Bart on March 08, 2007, 03:35:35 PM
Braise me a Bilge Rat, I'll be back for Breakfast!
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Post by: Bluenose on March 09, 2007, 01:52:35 AM
Well, scupper me scallops
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Post by: goat starer on March 09, 2007, 01:09:43 PM
devalue me doubloons!
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Post by: Black Bart on March 11, 2007, 08:40:48 PM
Darn,darn,darn...me socks!
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Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 15, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
Well, luff me nightshirt!
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Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2007, 08:02:19 PM
Stripe me sideways with a sozzled squidling!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on March 20, 2007, 11:02:08 AM
Well Burnish me Barrel and Ram in me Balls!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on March 21, 2007, 06:33:35 PM
Batten me kickers!
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Post by: Black Bart on March 30, 2007, 10:02:07 AM
Batten me KNICKERS! (female pirate oath)
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Bluenose on April 02, 2007, 03:51:42 AM
well rattle me ratlines
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Post by: The Black Spot on April 03, 2007, 01:09:15 AM

Well suck on me fish heads

Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on April 11, 2007, 12:03:08 PM
Well slap me hatch wiv a Halibut!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on August 20, 2007, 06:26:15 AM
PLUG ME PORTHOLES !
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Post by: Aggie on August 20, 2007, 06:30:47 AM
Butter me bunghole!
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Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Bluenose on August 20, 2007, 11:20:14 AM
Well gybe me jib
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Post by: Black Bart on August 20, 2007, 08:55:17 PM
Shake up me Shanty
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on August 22, 2007, 07:05:13 AM
 Well pull my chain repeatedly until ye hoist the anchor !
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Tanguerra on August 24, 2007, 07:33:37 AM
Well I'll be a land lubbers lap dog!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on August 24, 2007, 09:48:26 AM
Well fire me cannon !
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Post by: Black Bart on October 19, 2007, 01:33:35 PM
Arrrrr...straighten me mullet!
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Post by: Opsa on October 19, 2007, 04:06:05 PM
By Neptune's Short and Curlies...!!!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on October 29, 2007, 11:43:49 AM
By the Tentacles o Squid Charlemagne!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on January 22, 2008, 12:09:21 AM
BLAST YER  BARNACLE BUTT !
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Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 01:48:00 AM
Ye spotty cur, Oi'll lern ya ter leave yer roller skates on the deck! Hang 'im up by 'is figgin, Bosun. An' don't skimp on th' pate....
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Post by: Black Bart on February 01, 2008, 12:55:23 PM
By the Salty deposits on Cap'n Cronan's lifejacket!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Pachyderm on February 01, 2008, 10:24:21 PM
Belay that, yer fat-arsed swab! I'll holystone the decks with yer knackers!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2008, 11:21:55 PM
Yaaaaaaaaaar!!! yer culdn't tell a real Cronan if you bit it !!!
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Post by: anthrobabe on February 02, 2008, 04:18:31 PM
Oh ye blasted flu spreader!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 04, 2008, 10:33:59 AM
Yer daft blaggards ... this be the oath thread, not the insult thread ... take anuffer draft o rum and get yer readin glasses on!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 05, 2008, 05:46:26 AM
My parrot be my witness , I shall never be in Hungary again !
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 06:29:00 AM
Butter me cockles !!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 05, 2008, 07:49:17 AM
By thee sands of tyme , by thee hair of me chinny chin chin , ye shall be avenged !
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 05, 2008, 10:41:40 AM
Cover me cockles in Laverbread...ye be roight!
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 01:52:38 PM
By Cronan's metal peg-leg, that is the place!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 05, 2008, 02:21:45 PM
St Cronan be praised...West Life are shite!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 04:09:07 PM

St Cronan be praised.... West Wing be shite !!

from the little book of 100 St Cronan cusses
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 06, 2008, 03:03:27 PM
St Cronan be praised ...I've found my other sock!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 06, 2008, 06:00:36 PM
I swear by thee blood of an orange ! I shall fashion ye a new peg leg !
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Post by: Black Bart on February 07, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
Arrrgh, I swear by the relics o St Cronan I shall fashion thee a new rollock!
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 07, 2008, 04:22:38 PM
By th' foremast crosstrees of th' Arrgh 9000, that be a luvverly  new dress DaveL be wearin'!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: pieces o nine on February 07, 2008, 11:44:47 PM
By Cronan's curlers! Wot be up wif that wigge?
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Post by: Black Bart on February 08, 2008, 11:57:40 AM
By the X on me treasure map, them's the biggest coconuts wot I've ever seen!
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 08, 2008, 03:36:51 PM
Bugger the cabin boy, the Benbow is closed!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: Black Bart on February 08, 2008, 03:50:32 PM
Bugger me Benbow, the cabin boy is closed!
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 08, 2008, 03:53:23 PM
The pub and the cabin boy is closed? 50 lashes all round!

First one ter scream is cleanin' the Stoo cauldron
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Post by: Black Bart on February 11, 2008, 02:12:31 PM
Well pepper me plankton!
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 11, 2008, 05:10:49 PM
By the Sacred Knobbly Appendage of St Lobster!
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 12, 2008, 12:23:24 AM
DIP ME IN JELLO FISH !
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 01:35:44 AM
Well dip me in bisque, and throw me to the crustaceans! Land! This means rum!
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Post by: Bluenose on February 12, 2008, 02:18:06 AM
Well Oi'll be a carbunkle on St Cronan's peg leg!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2008, 12:22:03 PM
Crank me rollocks, it's a duckie !!
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 12:24:21 PM
By the gammy fin of the plucky clownfish!
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Post by: Black Bart on February 12, 2008, 02:19:47 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 12:24:21 PM
By the gammy fin of the plucky clownfish!

I tried sayin that after a few Captain's delights an it came out rude:

By the gammy pin of the fucky plowncish!
Title: Re: Pirate Oaths
Post by: nefyuBB on June 05, 2009, 12:51:38 AM
ummmmmm rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by da hare dat got a chimny chim chim
ummmm goona pillyij yer stuff! rrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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