Dear Pirates, Monks and 'Pirates who may secretly wish to be monks. As part of our chores, the monastery has asked that we continue or good work in ending global warming. And hence we shall bow our heads and say (repeat after me)
YAARGGHHHHH!!!
Verrily I say unto you sibling,
[suspendvowofsilence]
Yarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh
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Yarrrrrrrrrrgh!
I say
Yarrrrrrrrrrgh!
Avast!
Yaaaahrrrrrrr!!
As you were.
(Oh my... my "yarr" seems to be radioactive. What have I been eating?)
"The Sacred YARGHHH" sounds like it would be a great title for some sort of holy text. I would love to see that studied in world religion classes along side the Vedas, the Sayings of Lao Tzu, and so forth.
Anyway, here is my contribution:
YARGHHH
It's kinda like Walt Whitman's YAWP, innit?
YAWRGH!!!!
Avarst! T' pressure's bin buildin up lately. Oi'm moighty pleased ter find somewhere ter let it all hang out...
YAAARRRGGGHHHH!!
Ah! That be alot betta.
Cap'n One Eye Nick
ARRRRRRGH!!!!
YYYIIIIHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAARRRRR
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Arr, assuming yer session doesn't time out, ye kin now post ARRRRRRRRRRRGS via quick RRRRRReply!
There be something I be wanting to say to yer all. Well it be difficult to use the right words but here goes.
YAAAAAAAARRRRGH
YARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
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Look, everyone: [font=Verdana]YAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!![/font]
Duke
YARRGGHHH...
where be Swatopluk? He be the chief YArrer
Yarr, well until 'e be showin' hisself Oi spose Oi'd better do some Yarring to keep fings goin.
YAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
YArrrrr...
Oim jest gettin'
ST-ARRRGGH-TED
Yaaaaarrrrrrr
:offtopic:
anyway, how do we get stars and good karma and stuff?
Stars might be postcount related ???; as for the good kAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRma I just gave you some. It's the applaud/smite links by someone's karma.
Thanks
I'll be applauding!
and I agree where is Swatopluk?????
Post count for stAAARRRSSS!!
SwARRRGGGHHHto has been spotted in these monastic hallways recently, but is getting over gangrene or some kind of malady. He should show up as soon as he's got a decent peg leg screwed on.
Ahoy thar me YAAAAAAAHEARTIES!
YAAAARRRR, BAAAAAAARRRRRGGHT!
Glad te see ye made it past the attack squiddies.... :inky:
YYYYAAAARRRRRRRR...I loves a bit o calamari!
YAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.
And a bit o' crab cocktail, too. :crabbie:
I hopes we wont be disturbin the monastry's tranquility and vows o silence by shoutin YYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
YArrrgghhh
That was a monks Argghh for yer!
I think this padded cell is also soundproof.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
ARRRGGGHHH!!!
THAR YE BE!!!
It be a bewtiferl Sat'y morn'n, sun shinin', berds sing'n, frogs croak'n. Makes me feel like a good
YAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
Toime to limber up me vocal chords
YArrrr...arrghh...arrrr..garrgh...yarrrrrrghh...arrrrrrrrrrr...yar...yarr..yarrrrrr
That be right clever...animated YYYAAARRRRRRRRS! I thought I were clever tyin a reef knot!
Lotsa fun stuff to play with at the top of yer reply box, Bartie! Just highlight yer ARRRGGHH and go bananas!
Lets ave a go then:
YYYAARRR
Nothin appened, just my luck...no powder in the cannon!
YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!
Finished work for the day time for a nice
YYYAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
I'll have another go...
YYYYAAAARRRRRRRGOGOGOCH!
OK Black Bart-- I am a computer dummy- so you can do this
you really can-- Saucy promises!
YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Arrr... ye be betoken to Bill Hatches an' his infernal "Portholes" operatin' system. Gives me DOS (Deckhand Or Swab) anytime.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH
YYYYAAARRRRR...I've switched to APPLE:
A Ahoy
P Pirates
P Prefer
L Laptops
E Every time.
I'll stich with me trusty PC (Pirates Choice) as it is the choice of the biggest pirate of all time!
YYYAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BBBAAARRR...there be much new fangled stuff in this monastry. What be those 'applaud' and 'smite' buttons for and how do ye aquire them?
Er...YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRR!
you have them when other people look at you. we can applaud you or smite you build up your karma!
ARGH
(http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4729/shiphb1.gif) YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHH!!! (http://www.diamondring.com/forums/images/smilies/83/patch.gif)
That be soo beyootyfull tha' it brung a tear to me good eye.
I should nae ha' dabbed at it wi' me hook...
Arggh..
We should get some of those icons onto the smilies list. Yo Darren!!
Oh and by the way
YYAAARRGGHHHHHHHH!!!
YYYYYYYYAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
Many thanks to 'The Black Spot' who warned be that 'Harry Hill' was doin a gig at our local comedy club 'The Bearcat Club'. Twas an hilarious evening...the most I've laughed since me granny got her tit caught in a mangle!
That happened to me once. Oi replaced it wif a hook!
YARRRDY YARRR YARRR!!!
YArrrrr...
O'im afraid Saucy Gert 'as served me too many grogs and O'im feeling a bit under the weather...
YArRRrrRrRrrrGgggGhhHhHhH!! @#$&!!@*@
:daz:
dat be me-- spreadin the love
why didn't the pirate go to the movie?
because it was rated AARRRRRAAHHHHHH(yes I got it from dirtyjokesinc.com)
YYYYAAAARRRRRRRR...I'm a pirate o simple tastes and I loves the movin semaphore:
Hingland hexpects hevry man to do his duty!
Yaddayaddayarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
YYYAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Swato it's been a long time since I had the chance to swap insults with ye...bring back the Pirate Insult challenge I feel the need to curse and swear like a Fisherman's wife! Not that my insults are likened to those of a mere Working Woman of the docks...No, they are the fearsome insults of a fearsome dread Pirate like what I am!
Quote from: Black Bart on October 17, 2006, 04:37:15 PM
...bring back the Pirate Insult challenge
Good idea matey. It be the only time I enjoy talkin' to ye (perhaps I should have saved that one).
YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRR...Ye great big pile o...
Cross Thread Alert!:oops:
hang on a minute, that'll reverse the good effects on global warming...tis over to the insult thread for me!
YARRRRRRRR....
bring it on...
Horridoooooo! and Aaaaargh!
Y'AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
The Pirate Insult Challenge has me cackling like a sea hag!
But for every insult we must YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH in humble penance.
Quote from: Black Bart on October 19, 2006, 01:03:01 PM
But for every insult we must YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH in humble penance.
YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH
YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH
YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH
YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH
YYYAAAAARRRRRRGH
I be doin' a few in advance.
I think the Monastry powers that be have accepted a bout of insults to be benefitial to the Kharma in a sort of Yin and Yang way. However I was called in to the cloisters to explain eactly what a ' skanking shaft o' locust shells' constituted. I hope they'll be too busy translating that into Latin to read any more of the insult thread!
YYYAAARRRRRR YYYAAARRRRRR YYYAAARRRRRR
Quote from: Black Bart on October 20, 2006, 01:48:35 PM
However I was called in to the cloisters to explain eactly what a ' skanking shaft o' locust shells' constituted.
Look in the mirror, yer blaggard.
Gah - cross threadin' again.
YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH
YAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
There be so much cross-threadin goin on 'ere Oi fink Oi better get me tap n die set out ter straighten em up!
AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Quote from: The Black Spot on October 21, 2006, 04:05:52 PM
Look in the mirror, yer blaggard.
I can't look in the mirror as I ave replaced it with a picture o meself when I was 18!
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR O0
Did they be havin' cameras then?
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
YArrr...
What was those cameras Leonardo da Vinci invented? Camera Obscura's Oi thinks.
Aztec Camera...YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!
YArrrr...
Oi remembers that band! They took an awful photo though...
And by the way...
YAAARRRRGHHHHH!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRR...
anyone remember Aztec bars?
YYYYYAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
I remembers them...they had raisins in em and dark chocolate - nothing to do with Aztecs whatsoever! I even remember 5 boys chocolate bars!
YArrrr...
With all these plus size Mars Bars etc, does that mean a plus size 5 Boys would be called a 7.5 Boys?
P.S.
YAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHHHHH!!!![/font]
P.P.S
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
I loves a good pink Yarrr...
YYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRR...it be Friday, er, is it still our day off, or has the Monastry a different day o rest?
YAAAAAAAARRGGG....
There been some talk o' Thursdays, but Friday's still a big 'un. Oi'd play it safe an' take 'em both off. Thursday's for spiritual contemplation, an' Friday for sleepin' off the spirits.
Oi hev foun' that takin' evvery day orf be a most bracin' way ter keep from gettin' toired out.
It do be helpin' wi' me plan ter sleep 14 hours a day.
Oi shall hev ter get me a cleanin' person fer me quarters, howevver, as ther's nae but toime ter hev a bowl o' Fishhead Stew before me naptoime...
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Sat-aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!-day already.
Sorry, it's even Sunday. Must have overslept.
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on October 27, 2006, 11:20:35 PM
ther's nae but toime ter hev a bowl o' Fishhead Stew before me naptoime...
YYYYAAARRRRRRRR! It be noice ta see dedication amongst the faithful.
YARRGHHH
Only if you've been sufferin' from intestinal blockage ;D
Arr.
YYYAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Arr, the only blokage ye'd be worrin 'bout after eatin some fish head stew would be in the plumbin. That be why it be best served at sea - very hard ter block up the oggin (that be nautical talk loike fer the ocean).
YYYYAARRRRR...Ye can also use Fish Head Stew to unblock yer sink, although it does tend to take the enamel off!
YARRRRR...
Oi'd just be gettin a new sink after usin' that stuff. Although there's always Bustlin Brian to do the job.
Make it simple:
1) Yarr!
2) Arrgh!
E=MC YArrrgh
YARRGH.
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrry Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhh!!!!
Tarzan style!
"YaaaaAaAaAarrrrrrAaAaAarrrrrggghhhh..."
That Tarzan was a lucky baby being brought up by Apes...it could ave been much worse, he could ave been brought up by me crew!
YYYYAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
YArrrr...
Or werse still, brought up by Capn Cronan :o :o
Alas, as far as we know Capn Cronan has no offspring and thus there is no heir to his vast treasure! Where's me map...YYYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
YARRRRGGHH!!
There be nuthin' better than a good ole(see above)to start the day.
...and there be nothin loik a good YYYAAARRRRRRRRR after lunch.
YArrrrr...
And if yer in Hong Kong for a cup of tea, yer can ave a bit of
YUM CH-ARGGHHHHHH!
A weekend YYYYYAARRRRRRRRRR feels qite good aswell!
YAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHin' whoilst oi do moi washin'. Gots tuh have clean bloomers dontcha know.
YYYAAARRRRRRR...I keeps tellin me First Mate that but he aint washed em since last Christmas!!!!!
YARRRRRRRRR... they'll come up nice an fresh after a keelhaulin'
YYYYAAAARRRRRRRR...Good advice thar matey! I'm off to the Admiral Benbow to see if they've forgoten about the incident with the French Maids outfit...it's been a neglected place of late. In many ways it reminds me o the Redde Cowwe...tatty, mouldy, dusty, smelly, smokey and full o scurvy dogs!
Let me just say this:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duke
Ahoy thar matey and a YYYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRR from me!
Holy carp! Nobody's Y'ARRGGHHed in days. I can help.
:istad: Y'AARRRGGGGHHHHH! :istad:
:istad: :istad: :istad: YYYYAAARRRRRGH! I be back after a nasty bug has struck me down in mid ocean!
YARRRRR. ARRRRRRGH.
:rockon:
ARRGHHHHH...YARRRR..ARRRR...ARRR
A post-thanksgiving onion-breath Y'AAARRRGGGHHH!
YYYYAAAARRRRRR...I be fancyin some Pumkin Pie...there be nothin for it, I'll have to Blockade the whole of new England...
YYYYYYYYAAAARRRRRRGH!
ere' be the first
DECEMB - ARGGHHH!!!
Nearly Friday YYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Holy carp, people, we've been neglecting our anti-global-warming holy Y'arrggghhhs and flowers are blooming in Red Square!
We gots ta pull together, mateys!!!
Y'AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
YArrrr...
That Payprus font is most impressive Opsa. O'ill second your
YAAARRGGHHH
and give you another
YARRRGHHHH
for good measure...
Give us a YArrrgh in your favourite font gang.
Ok, here goes
YYYYAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Sibling Bluenose
Forget Trafalgar Just knocked beagle off the top spot o Pac Man...
YYYYAAARRRRRRGH![/font]
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Aggayagga-Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR...Grog!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ding Dong Merrily on YYYYYAAAAARRRRRGH!
On board the rum is flowin.
and IoIoIo my cannon balls are blowin
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
O'i thought oi better intoduce meself, o'i be Willowsmith a newer pirate in these waters.
Ahoh thar me heaaaarrrrggggghhhhhty!
Oi saved one o' Cap'n DaveL's Red Cowe sandwiches fer ye, it be only three weeks old and the weavils are not too bad yet, so ye can 'ave it as a token o' welcome...
Cap'n Bluenose
Yaarrrrr!
Haaaarrrrr that be right friendly of ye. Oi would give ee sometin in return cept Oi et the last oh the bilge. Oi think we still ave some of the stew, don know what kind, if ye be hungerin.
YYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRGH...a Merry Christmas to ye all!
YAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Happy Solstice
YYYYYAAARRRRR...Don't talk to me about 'Red Cowwe Sandwiches'...it brings me in mind o a terrible salty tale too long even fer these wintry nights...and more terrible than a sightin o Capn Cronan on the Spanish Main!
YARGHHH
I be back from me offshore adventure, involving 1 large supergun, 1 chubby bloke in a sleigh and sumthin to do wif an assassination attempt.
Will fill yers in later.
Happy New Year yer stinkin varmints!!
Let's keep it simple this time, mates!
Yar!
Argh!
Ouch!
I like simple (matches my mentality).
Yarrgh!
First YYYYYAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR o the New Year me hearties! Oh...and I've knocked the dread Black Spot off pole position on Snake! Must ave been the New Year grog.
YARRGHHHH
Check this game out. Oi wish Oi was that Elf, Oi always wanted to peg Santa with a bauble. Well then again, a supergun shell would improve me standings quite nicely. YArrrr!~
http://www.playgamesclub.com/online-games/action-online-games/sleigh-away.html
Get that one on Arcade quick, YArr!
yaharrrr A vary happy new yar to ya, ya salty sea dogs. *opens a few barrels of grog and ale* me gift to yar. Arrrgh
Yarrr! That be right kind o' ye. D'yer think ye culd spare a bit fer some o' the other bucanneers in here too?
Cap'n hic Bluenose
YYYAAARRRR...Ye've snaffled all the grog again Bluenose!
I'll ave to cut me crew's rations down to half a can o ginger beer each!
Hoe moi Garrr, we gots a daffodil bloomin' in the yard. It's definitely time for a Y'ARRGGHH!
YYYAAARRRRR...I'd be a checkin that daffodil closely me hearty...have ye seen that film 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'...could be an alien daffodil!
Oi, fer one, welcomes our alien daffodil overlords
*urk*-whaddamoisaying...!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
Yaaaarrrggghhhh!!!!
Yarr, that feel better.
Oi be tellin ye, daffodils be nufin but flowers, it be lupins Oi'd be afeared of iffen Oi were ye...
Cap'n Bluenose
Ye be roight ther matey...I'll never have a Lupin aboard me ship...
YYYAARRRGH!
By the way I has got two ships now...one o em be a virtual ship though and I has a lovely virtual island. I'll put a pic in palybilge soon so ye can all marvel at me insanity!
Have ye not Dennis Moore on board?
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Who in the name o Big Brenda is 'Dennis Moore'?!
De ye mean 'Dennis Law' matey?
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
This is Dennis Moore!
http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/dennis.html
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
HHHAARRRR and YYYYAARRRRRRRR HA HA HA
Why didn't ye say it was THAT Dennis Moore!
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
galloping through the sward,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
and his horse Concorde.
He steals from the rich,
he gives to the poor,
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore.
Don't think I didn't notice the big part that 'Lupins' played in that sketch...very worrying.
YArrrr...
As long as yer didn't mean Demi Moore
No...I think it's an improvement:
Demi Moor Demi Moor,
galloping through the sward,
Demi Moor Demi Moor,
and her horse Big Ron.
She whips off her top,
and gives us a flash,
Demi Moor, Demi Moor, Demi Moor.
YYYYAAARRRRRRRGH!
Aaaaaargh! Somebody booby-trap her!
YYYAAARRRRRRRR...Ye belong on the Briny Fable with jokes loik that! ;D
Nobody Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!-ing anymore?
YYYYAAAARRRRRR...I be sick o seein me own name on this board...get postin ye lazy scurvy blaggards!
YArrrrrggh,
Oi still be here. Where the heck is Black Spot, Goat and Calico Jack?
Never cease Yarrrrr!-ing
Never stop Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!-ing
Aren't we pirates?
I saw The Black Spot and Calico Jack last Tuesday...not a pretty sight!!! The Black Spot was feelin a bit poorly arter he got over charged fer his grog! I hope he comes on to insult me soon...I be gettin a big head what with being top o Frogger and Pacman as usual!
I be lookin forward to the Playbilge competition and I be hard at it with my entry...woops cross threadin again!
YYYYAAARRRRGH.
YAAAARRGGHHHH!!!
O'ill be yarrrin like there is no tomorrow. We be missun the Black Spot though, Oi hopes he is scurvy as ever.
O'ill be gettin me funny photo ready...can't wait!
Don't tell me Goat has vanished to obtain Arcade world domination.
Since Oi seems ter be one o' the few not rotting in me bunk, Oi'll give yez all an
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Yaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!!!!
Oi bin a bit distracktered o' late. But on akkownt o' ye promptin Oi'll try ter keep me yarrin up, promiss.
Cap'n Bluenose
Yarrrrr!
Dave L wrote:
Don't tell me Goat has vanished to obtain Arcade world domination.
YYYYAARRRRR...it be a sad tale. I heard it took the Goat so much effort to beat me and spot's Snake score he blew a gasket in his main engine and went down with all hands off the coast of Brazil!!!
Yarrrrr!
And now for a YARRRR Race... ;D
On your marks, get set go
Y
A
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R
R
G
H
H
H
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Yarargh!
It be an offshore wind today:
YYYYYAAAARRRRRGHH!
Yodeliaaaaaarggggghhh! sung the Bavarian mountain pirate
Ya ya ya ya Yaaa Yaaarrrr Yaaaarrrrrgggggg yaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh Brimm, brimmm brimmm Yaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh Yaaaaarrrgggghhhhh
(Disapears in cloud of smoke on pirate motorbike)
YARRRRRRRRRRRR...
sitting here at 1am an' no work in the morning!
Yargh! Let's be minimalist. Yrgh!
Quote from: Bluenose on January 31, 2007, 01:05:57 AM
Ya ya ya ya Yaaa Yaaarrrr Yaaaarrrrrgggggg yaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh Brimm, brimmm brimmm Yaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh Yaaaaarrrgggghhhhh
(Disapears in cloud of smoke on pirate motorbike)
ARGHHH!
Oi loves me HARRGHH-ley Daviswab
Rgh! Disemvowelled !-ing
Technicolour
YYYYYAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR![/move]
Yarrrrrrible colours! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrragghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rainbow yaaarrrring...
YAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
Arrrrrrrrgh! thou gayyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!?
No, that were a technicolor Y'AAARRRRGGGHHHH!
I wanted to be the first to Y'ARRGGGHHHH here this February.
GROUNDHOG Y'ARGGHH!!
Yadayadayarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRR...it be Friday...it's down the Admiral Benbow for some grog an a pie!
Yarrgh! Curried Grog! :o
YYYYAAARRRRRRR...It be Monday...It's down the Admiral Benbow for some grog...
I'll leave the pie this time!
YARGGHHHH!!!
Pirates has a changed format. Whadya think lads?
YYYYAAARRRRRRR...HAPPY BIRTHDAY to The Black Spot!
Keep YARRGGHHING yer lazy blaggards. The Ross Ice Shelf is startin to crumble...
YARRRGGGHHHHHH
O Cap'n, Me Cap'n...
YAARRRGGGHHH!
Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
Moind yue, Oi fink Ross orta keep 'is shelf in the freeza iffe 'e doan want it ter break up...
Thought I'd better put in a
YYYYAARRRRRRRRRRRR!
for this hemisphere aswell to balance things out!
YARGHHH!
We here in Arkansas at UALR are soon to be havin' us a visitin from a
Debunker of Global Warming!
Oh wow----
Two YArrrs and a King of Arghhh, beats a Straight Arrrr any ole time.
Oi'll raise yer 20 dubloon yer blaggards!
YYYYAAARRRRR!
A pair o Brenda's beats your cards any toim!
YARRGHHHHH
The 1st one for March!
O'ill see of your Brenda with two Big Ron's and a Bustlin' Brian.
Yaaaarrrrrr!
Well in that case, I'll see ye and raise ye three hogs heads o me finest rum er tonic er gut-rot!
Garrr... Oi was passed out on the quarterdeck most of yesterday. Thanks fer combing the albatross outta me hair.
1st Y'AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH for MAAAAARRRRRch the second!!!
YYYYAAARRRRRR for St David's Day....Bugger I missed it again!
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Don't worry, I hears he fergot yours.
Arghhh...
It be a fine name anyhow's (not unlike mine ;)). It be almost as nice as St Egbert, St Horris or St Thaddeus.
Here's one fer the loidies, Happy International Women's D'AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
Yaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!
Seein all that pink makes me want ter go an visit Francine... Hmmmm.....
YYYYAAARRRGH!
Friday...Lunch time Grog Session!
Global warmin in me pants!
Y :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: rrrrrgggghhhhh !!!!!!!!!!
PINK YAAARRRGHHH
:squidlings: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Questing YYYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!
A BEIGE YARRGHHH
for no reason whatsoever...
A glowing yarrgh
For no other reason than to prove that I have far to much time on my hands.
Let's see...
YAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!
Hi Calico Jack!! No such thing as too much time on your hands! That's why we have forums! That, and so we have a place to use all these excess exclamation points!!!
And...
:pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: is almost as cool as :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:
:pirate: looks very much like me when I was having double vision and migranes!!
Blathering and YAAAAARRRGHing along!!
If ye have too much toime on yer hands, I suggest ye read up on 'Things to to on a Long Voyage' or try takin a noice long Quest loik me and Spot. OOOOHHHHHH me poor brain!
er...YYYYAAARRRR!
ARR,opps i mean YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!
Did someone call me?
Y'ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
April has been a bit quiet wif no yarrin'
How's about nice orange...
YAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH
YAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Arrr, tha feels better!
HHHAARRRR...That last YYYAAARRRR reminds o me cabin boy on his first trip round the Cape! Only twere more of a technicolour:
YYYAAARRRR!
Oops Oi thinks it be my turn for a
YAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHH
Mr. Trebek... I think my Y'AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHing button is jammed!
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRR...for the Holy Grrrrrrrrrail!
Foggy Aaaaargh!
I haven't got the foggiest YYYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
YARRGGGHHH!
Whew, I needed that.
Yodeliarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Long winded YYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS...
of the ocean!
Y'ARR HARR HARRRRRGH!
HARRRGGHHH YARRR HARGHHHHH YARRR HARGGHHHHHH
:ROFL: :yar: :ROFL: :yar: :ROFL: :yar: :ROFL:
May I be amongst the first ter wish yer a very happy June
Y'AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Micro-Arrgh!
Where be me Bifocals?
YYYYYAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
'Ang on, Oi ken feel it comin, no wait, errp, ummm, oh yes,...
YYYAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sweet barnacles of delight, that feels better!
Ye must ave a strange Sweet Tooth if ye thinks barnacles are Sweet!
I've never tried suckin a barnacle though...
A Friday YYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Yarghhh!?....(cough,cough)...YARGHHH!...ahem..ahem...
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YYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR...Chocolate covered barnacles of delight!
Y'arrrrgggghhhh, yer makin' me hungry, matey!
YARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Look at the STARRRRGHHHHHS, how they shine for you....
:yar: :exclaim:
wow that's a big exclamation point :exclaim:
YYYAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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Quote from: anthrobabe on June 21, 2007, 04:44:08 AM
wow that's a big exclamation point :exclaim:
Thank you( I generally keep it ot of sight) I repeat...LAST POST
Opps I mean AAAArrrgggghhhhh!
A great big SOLSTICE Y'ARRGGHHH out to me mates!!!!
An after solstice YYYYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRGURGLEGURGLEBLUUURGH!
All over Stonehenge!
YARRRGHHHH
Reminds me of a bad Spinal Tap song.
A Big Glastonbury Muddy YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
...and I be only watchin it on TV!
YARRR!!!
YYYAAARRRRGGG------ Yawn
workin a double YYYAAARRRGGG
someone bring on the coffee!
(just notcied the clock(here on the forum) is one hour behind it is actually 0059- gotta fix it) I'll look at my profile
YYYYYAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR...We still be raidin, the blaggards wont give up their Treasure without a fight!
YARRRGH !
Heh, get a load o' this wun.
*raises trunk*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH!
*lowers trunk*
Bows to imaginary applause in his head......
Well, matey, ther be only wun fing tha' can be said abowt that:
YYYYAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
...and with a great effort (after all this raidin) YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
yaargh
Oi 'as a sore throat an' a runny nose.
Fer me, a runny nose is a loife threatenin' condition. If'n Oi sneeze, Oi'll need ter redecorate the whole ship!
YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Quote from: Pachyderm on July 11, 2007, 11:47:32 AM
... If'n Oi sneeze, Oi'll need ter redecorate the whole ship!
Yaaarrrr! Y daft blaggard. Jst stick yer nose out er wun o' the aft portholes in yer great cabin an ye can sneeze away safely an' give th' ship a bit of a boost along at th same thyme.
YYYYAAARRRRRRRR...Big Ron has a similar technique!
Yaaarrrr! Y daft blaggard. Jst stick yer nose out er wun o' the aft portholes in yer great cabin an ye can sneeze away safely an' give th' ship a bit of a boost along at th same thyme.
Tried it, Bluenose.
Me ship shot forward, popped 'er rivets an' stuck on a sand bar. An' all the fish in the area died.
Y'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!
I hopes you saved the heads fer stew...
Course Oi did. Not goin' ter waste fish 'eads. Had ter let them git all gooey an' runny first, though. Me tooth is a bit sore at the minnit....
YARRRRRRRGH !
Yaaaarggghh
The bleedin' Nav-ee is about, fellers. Best keep it on the Q.T. fer now....
Okay, I'll whisper, then.
y'arrgghh...
YARRRGGHHHH!
Speak up will yer. I lost one of me ears in a brawl and I can't hear ye on me left hand side.
If'n ye can lose yer hearing appendages in a brawl, Oi'll be wearing the ol' bandana from now on.
Yaaaarrrgh!
YARRRRRR! and YARRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
YAARRRRRRR!
YAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
That feels better.
YYYYYAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Stand ter windward, folks...... :-*
YARRRRRRRRRRGH !
On your marks, get set, go!
Y
A
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R
R
G
G
H
H
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Happy ARGHHHust 1st!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
A great big Friday
Y'ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
I picked the wrong time of year to be working in the sun , so i'm back ! with a YARGHHH!
'T'were moighty disconcAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHtin' ter realize that Oi haven't had a good YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH since page 1!
Well, we sure aaaaaaaaarrrrr glad ye rectified it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Y'know what a pirate's favorite trigonometric function is?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRcsin(x)
YARRRGHHHH!!
YARRRGGHHHHH!!!
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Geez Oi needed that!
YARRRRRRRRRGH
Long has it been that I have
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!-ed
YARGH YARGH YARRRGH !
Micro-man-arrrrrrgh!-ment
And a medium sized
YArghhhhh
Argh!
YaaaaaaaaaAARGHHH !
Yaddayaddayarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghiuaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrg!
YAR YAR YARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
Y A R G H !
YARGH!
Y_____A_____R
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R_____R_____R
|______|______|
G_____H____!!!
^... OY ! I meenz yarghhh ?
Yarrgll!
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFG !
Arrgh! The plundering pirates Yarrrr!
YAR YAR YAR YAR YARRRRRRRRGH !!
Yarr!
YARGGHHHHHH!!!
YARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
YAAARGGHHHHHH!!!
Yarrrrrr! !rrrrrraY
A full lunar Y'aaaaarrrrgggghhhh !
I'll Arrgh! and I'll Yarrrrr! and I'll blow yer ship down.
Hey Pirates! The oceans are rising! Someone needs to come up with a Y"AAARRRGGGHHH Shanty!
YAARRGHHH
Do we have a Pirate Squiddly .gif?
Avast, DaveL! Here's me new shanty:
"Come, me lads, and Y'AARRGGGHHH wif me
The seas, they are a-warming
The ice-caps are a-melting
and the sweaty squids a-swarming..."
:o :'( :'(
YArrrr...
That's bewdiful Opsa. Oi be truly touched.
Y'aaarrrgghhhhh, yuh makes me blush and all that.
It needs work , though. Some more lines at th' end, perhaps.
"Come, me lads, and Y'AARRGGGHHH wif me
The seas, they are a-warming
The ice-caps are a-melting
and the sweaty squids a-swarming...
Come me lads and Y'ARRRGGGHHH wif me
Afore the day is old -
so Y'ARRRGGGGHHHH, Y'ARRRRGGGHHHH,
to make the breezes cold!"
I'll Y'ARRRGGGHHH to that!
YYYAAARRRRRRRRRGH....
You lot all be missed over on Verganza...thar be some right Twots on the forum over thar!
YYYaarrrrrrgghh!
That's why we's 'ere, Barty.
Y'AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Feed 'em to the sharks, the lot of 'em!!!!
YYYYAAARRRRGH...we ARE feedin em to the sharks...and makin Stew out of em!
Y"aarrrgggghhhhh, they should know better than to tangle with Toadfish. We'll chew their other legs off, we will!
And yuh can't make stew outta our heads, eiver. Toadfishes have heads that stay alive and bite back!
I can't keep up with it all---
glad some o ye be visitin today on this speshul hoccasion
YO- HO- HO and a bottle o rum to ye all!
OH-- an' Saucy Gert will be buyin a round or two at the Benbow tonight for all
YYYYYAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
YARRRGHHHHH!!!
Bart be right, the blaggard quotient be right up over there. It's really nice and peaceful here. Oi be feelin' more Zen already.
:ROFL:
pirates in the lotus position
cutlasses at the ready
instead of oomm
yyyaaarrrggghhhh
yyyaaarrrggghhh
:YaY:
It's nice to see the art of Zen and Piracy meeting at HOT.
We do :rockon:
ok everyone headbang now--- bonus points if you are driving and double bonus if you have Bohemian Rhapsody.
YYYYAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH---- y'all!
"So you think you can scoff me and spit in my
Y'AAAGGGGGHHHHHH....?"
Yaaarrgh!
Oi 'as a sore froat...
I sorry ye has a sore froat...
gargle with some warm salty water and take care of yerself
I'll
YYYYAAARRRGGGHHH for ye and me both
YYYYAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
YARGH!
Yarrgh?
YARRGH!
Glad we got that sorted out....
It's OCTOB'ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!
Soon be haloween YYYYAAAARRRRGH!
Octob'arrgghh Tooth!
Izzat anyfin' loike a sabre-toof?
Yaaarrgghh!!
Oh, it's far more viscious!
But let's raise a fifth to
Octob'ARRRGGGHHH Fifth!
:tequila:
as Garfield would say
candy, candy, candy
whoa get a hold of yourself there
AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Wake up- it's FRIDAY!!!
Y'ARRGGGHHH!!!
YAR!!!
only 12 days till
CANDY GETTIN DAY!
is it only the USA who does getting candy day- aka Halloween? Well like we do anyway.
Arrrgggghhh, here's some info on that... http://www.novareinna.com/festive/world.html
Oi loves ter deckorate for Halloween. This year the mosquito netting on me screen gazebo finally gave out (helped by the new kitten's enthusiastic claws) and Oi was going to toss it, but instead hung it on the front porch like ghostly curtains. It looks great!
Quote from: anthrobabe on October 19, 2007, 04:20:24 PM
YAR!!!
only 12 days till
CANDY GETTIN DAY!
is it only the USA who does getting candy day- aka Halloween? Well like we do anyway.
Have you seen that brilliant 'Curb your Enthusiasm' episode where Larry refuses to give candy to a couple of girls who are a bit older than your usual Trick or Treaters?
The tradition of Trick or Treating seems to be getting more popular in the UK actually. I do like a nice Pumpkin or two!
Aye, the bright colors be a good contrast to the shortening days in the NorthAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHn hemisphere.
I watched the "In Living Color" episode last night(rerun) when Stewart and his mom go trick or treating- I nearly died. Don't understand why it's that funny- but it was.
I thought Stewart was from Mad TV.
FRY-DIE Y'ARRGGHHHHH!
Happy H'AARRGGHHlloween!
YArrghh.
I be back after wrting me Playbilge article on Olga and her doggy problems.
Who's up for a hug then?
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2776&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=600
YYYYArrrrrrrrr I'd thought ye'd never arsk Dave!
Ok ye both can have hugs.
:hug:
Ye've warmed the cockles o me heart on a cold winters noight....Yyaarrrrrrrrgh.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!! Even the ambulence crew are having group hugs on Casualty* now !!
*UK hospital soap
Yaaaarrrrrrrgh...I don't mind the hugs...it be the blood what puts me off!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! Be a turribel fing, a pirate wot be afeard o' a little spot o' blood !! Yaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
Yaarrrrgh...imagine a 'Pirate Casualty'...
imagine the scene on board ship...man standing infront of loaded canon/accident waiting to happen type thing...BANG...legs blown off, rushed to Portsmouth Hospital...turns out his ex wife is in for a boob job as well...staff sort out his legs and patch things up tween him an his wife...meanwhile their son the cabin boy has a nasty accident with a futtock...and so on and so forth.
I'd watch it.
AaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggHH! Yaaaaaaaaarggh!! 'appen it'd 'ave ter be a boob job went awful wrong ter fetch up in "Pirate Casualty"; summat loike Big Brenda's explodin' me finks. Oi ne'er beleefed 'em wer real neether. Yaaaaaaaaaaarghh!!
I might try submitting a script to the beeb. Operations without anaesthetic has got to make the programme more exciting...you'd get more patient/doctor interaction! Charlie would have an eye patch so his eyes wouldn't be darting about as much as they normally do.
YYYYAARRRRRGH for Friday.
:o--- shock TV
I'll drive the ambulance on this show
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I belives we haves us a new pirate about
break out tha GROG! :drunk: :partyglass:
Hey Gertie! It's BC , i lost my login info sum months ago , I can still get into TOP as CM though .Cya ;D
well at least you are present and accounted for---
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHH!
Ye be a man o fewer and fewer words...YAAAARRRRRGH!
YARGH!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Y'arrrggghh real hard! We gots ta drown out the aquimbling acumulaten constantly growing number of holiday jingles!
Y'ARRGGHH!
Arrrgh, that blaggard St Nick be ta blame...I hopes Dave L shoots im down this year....YYYYYAARRRRGH!
Happy Frid'ARRRGGGHHH!
Aye to that matey...happy weekend an all...Yaaarrrrrrrrrr!
Y'arrrggghhhh!!!!!
Foind a moment today in which to do nothing but be happy.
YYYaaarrrrrrrgh...I was only truly happy when I was doing the Toadfish Quest (I was even more happy when I'd drunk me Holy Grail Ale).
Y"AAARRRGGGGHHHHH, Oim glad we're back online.
YYYYAAARRRRRRGH...I just needs ta get meself back online now!
YARRRRR ARRR! ARRGH ! YARRRRR! (that ought ta do fer a few daze ) yar yar yar yar...
YAAAARRRRR!
wow! all of the sudden I'm thinking chow mein or lo mein for lunch------ hmmmmmmm
YYAARRGGGHHHH!
Uh tink uh kin make it fur lunch...but me cuzzen Lo be owt ta sea at the moment.....
Y'ARGH!
to see how big we can y'arrgghh. Looks like 99 point is the limit.
YARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh probably cos 100 has three digits !!
Y'ARRGGGHHHH, I gots three digits on me left hand. I think. Or maybe I just can't count above three.
YARRGH!
YARRRRRRRGH!
A Digital YYYAARRRRGH with no Digits.
Yarghhh!
Decemb'arrrggghhhhh!
Shivering ta the bones...YARRRGH!
Y'ARRGGHHH... have a wee dram o' rum there, matey.
YARRR! got sum vodka in me ...still feeling groggy though...YARRRRGH!
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH, but are ye warmer?
YARRGH! ,Yep ! I closed the porthole .YARR!
Y'AARRGGHH! We gots rain comin' in the hatches today!
YARRRRRRRGH!
yarrrgh...?
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH, matey!
YARRGHH!
A YULE Y'ARRRGGGHHHH!
YARRGH
YYYYAAARRRGH...A Merry Christmas from...The Elf Pirates:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1352954604 (http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1352954604)
Quote from: Black Bart on December 14, 2007, 01:31:36 PM
YYYYAAARRRGH...A Merry Christmas from...The Elf Pirates:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1352954604 (http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1352954604)
Ok point me to the nearest establishment that sells ale by the bucket and allow me to drink myself under the table after that------- that is :ROFL:
btw- glad to see you've removed ye hook from ye nose
Not so much removed as...haven't stuck it up there yet...but would it be deemed tasteful enough for a Monastry? :pirate:
probably not--- but you are a Pirate so do it anyway and bugger the management if they don't like it
(ummmm I mean I'd suggest that ye humbly and reverently petition the managment and comply with their instructions.....)
'At's okay, speaking for the management, we like a good bugger every now and then. Keep us on our backs toes.
Y'ARRGGHHHH!
Yaarrghhhh? :o
A birthday YYYYYYAAAARRRRGH!
Here's yer present
it's a gift certificate to Madam Fifi's--- they be waxin the floors for ye rite now!
Happy Birthday -------YYYAAARRRGGGHHHH!
YARRRRRGH!
And happy 75th :bday: :pillar: :beer: :drunk: :downit: :tequila: :clink: :winebottle:
Quote from: anthrobabe on December 18, 2007, 03:05:14 PM
Here's yer present
it's a gift certificate to Madam Fifi's--- they be waxin the floors for ye rite now!
Happy Birthday -------YYYAAARRRGGGHHHH!
How marvelous a gift certificate for 1 and a half minutes...just enough!
Quote from: Bruder Cuzzen on December 18, 2007, 11:02:30 PM
YARRRRRGH!
And happy 75th :bday: :pillar: :beer: :drunk: :downit: :tequila: :clink: :winebottle:
75th!!!!!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrr...it be difficult to hit the 2 key on board a wobbly ship loik yours.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! Oi blinked and Oi mithed it !!
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2007, 02:03:26 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! Oi blinked and Oi mithed it !!
thas ok-- Bart is missing a few things 'isself---- 'es gettin oldish now--- EH GADS! a whole quarter of a century---- stripling!
YARRRRRRRRRGH!
YARRGhhhH!
Y'ARRGGHHH
May the dolphins lead yer ship into calm waters and toward a lost case of yer favorite potables.
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Thank you, BC, for maintaining the sacred Y'AARRRGGHHH!
YARRRRRRGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHH!!!
T'is me pleasure to Yarrgh!
I nominate BC as Toadfish of the Y'ARRGGGHHHH!
YARRRRRRRRRGHHH!
YARRGHHHHH!!!
Oi be currently on holidays...look out when Oi get back ye scumbags!!
YARGH!
we ain't a bit scared ye weasel
an ye best bring us some presents as well ifin ye knows what be good fer ye
Y'ARRRGGGHHH, 'at's right. Remember, wench pinches can leave quite a welt if done correctly.
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgh!
YARGHHH !
Happy New Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!
Where's me be-YAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH?!?
Arrrr a Happy New Yaaaaaarrrrgh indeed yer blaggards! :sheep:
From me and Blodwyn the sheep!
YYAARRGGHH!!!
'oive found a newish place to praktice me raidin skills
here (http://boards.live.com/Lifestyleboards/board.aspx?BoardID=299)
it's the miss manners forums--- so much fun!
:mua: :pokestick:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgghh!!!
That Miss Manners be way to seriuss. Ye be better consultin' Missy Melissa roight 'ere.
YARGHHHHHH!
Y'ARRRGGGGHHHHH!
I admits to reading Miss Manners. I think she's way cooler than people realize. Her comebacks put me on the floor.
YARGH!
the forums are hilarious- my favorite thread is the naughty step which was begun as a place to send people who couldn't behave for a time out and it is the most popular place now.....
does the moanstery have a naughty step ? (or seat or in the case of the other nights Super Nanny a naughty beanbag chair!) man I love me some Nanny JoJo!
I'll have to check this out.
Barty, you stand NO chance. Believe me, NONE at all.
Y'AAARRRGGGHHHHH!
Actually, we created a sort of naughty seat here once when a participant was going hog-wild on us. It was meant as a place where he could just go off without bending everyone out of shape. I don't think we ever used it, though. He gave up on us.
Have we said Y'ARRRRGGGHHHH, yet?
YARGHHHHHH!
Thank you, m'dear!
Y'ARRRGGGGHHHHH a soit fer sore eye-pins!
YARRRRRRRGH!
Y'AAARRRGGGGHHH me shoining starrrggghhhh....
YARRRGH be da cassel ub my fadda...da califf !
Yaarrrgggghhh!!!!!!!
YARRRRRRRRGH!
Y'aarrrgggghhhhh a good man, Charlie Brown.
YARRRRRR gh !
*lifts trunk*
*sound of straining, and a very red-faced elephant*
*pop, as cork is forcibly ejected from end of trunk*
YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tha's better, Oi kin breafe agin.
I gotta just give this big grey fella a hug here
HHHHUUUUGGGG!!!!!
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AARRGGHH!!! too
Yaarggh!
Oi jest love bein' cuddled. Hello there, Anthro. Permit me ter reply in kind...
YA- oh excuse me, I didn't realize you two was busy... :blush:
Nowt to blush about, Opas (though you do charmingly).
Cuddles is all. Group hug?
:grouphug:
I'll Y'ARRRGGGHHHH ta that!
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Yaaarrrgghh!!
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
In one Y'ARRRGGGHHHH and out t'other!
Yarrr.
Yaarrgghh!
A Groundhog's Day Y'ARGGGHHHH!
:tumbleweed:
yarrgghhh...
:yar:
And I'm spent...
Yarr yarr yarr yarrgy yarr yarrgh.
It was a very good Y'arrrggghhhhh...
Twas the finest y'aaarrgghh in recorded history.
Yargh yargh yargh and Y'ARRRGHHHHHHH!
Upon waking, and before retiring for the night, yarrrrrghl.
Y'arrrggghhh in the directions of the four winds! May they be koind to yer sails.
YYYAAARRRRRGH I nearly bumped orf Lembit Opik this mornin!
Yaargghh! be the Cheeky Girl wif 'im?
YYYAARRRGH...No, he were Cheekyless!
Quote from: Black Bart on February 07, 2008, 04:07:05 PM
YYYAAARRRRRGH I nearly bumped orf Lembit Opik this mornin!
Nearly ? 'e be wun o' the easiest wuns. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh wimp !
Happy Chinese New Y'ARRRRGGGHHHH!
Quote from: Black BartYYYAARRRGH...No, he were Cheekyless!
Yarrr! If ye struck 'im jes roight, he be cheekyless enyways.
YARRRRRRRRRGH! I be a rat , a doubloon inna red envelope fer thee lot ove ye !..... Black Bart shall hand them out , an' no butting in line !
Y'arrrgggghhhh, our butts is all lined up, now what?
Yaarrgh?
Oi be confussed. Oi thunk Oi was an helephant, but them Chinee types says Oi be a Buffalo.
BUFFALO: A born leader, you inspire confidence from all around you. You are conservative methodical, and good with your hands. Guard against being chauvinistic and always demanding your own way. The Buffalo would be successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser.
HAIRDRESSER!! In me own way Oi 'as a workin' nollij o' 'natomy, leastways Oi knows where ter hit folks wif me cutlass, an' as fer the generallin', well, no-one else tells me crew whut ter do. If'n Oi catches any swab aski' fer a perm or that, all they'll get wull be a short back an' sides. Real short, loike...
Y'AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!
The TM is back, baybays!
Yarrr! When sailin the seas o' Cathay, oi be a hearth pig. When piratin' closer ter home, oi be a triple water sign *an* a scorpion, to boot. It be roight confusin ter keep changin so drastic-loike, dependin on where oi foind meself.
Y'AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
Y'aaaarrrrgggghhhhh...
...but what know ye of the peppermint pig?
Quote...but what know ye of the peppermint pig?
Yarrr! Oi don' trust im, oi don't. Methinks ee be coverin up 'is rum-pig breaf wiv them peppermints. Makes me wonder wot else ee be hidin, loike...
YARR!
YAARRRRRGGGHHH!
An Abraham Lincoln's berfday Y'AARRRGGGHHHHH....
He had the beerd. Alls he needed wuz the oipatch and the parrot.
YAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH
Oik n ever met Lincolcn. Yaraaagh"
Y A R R R G H
Thee foist March YARRRRRRRgh!
An' the second!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!
'bout time!
Y'AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Yarr!
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Y'arrgghhh, that's excellent!
Happy M'ARRRGGGHHHHch seventh, Dujes!
:) :mrgreen:
;) :D
>:( AARRRRRGH !
:(
:o
YYYYAAARRGGHHH!!! ter ye all...
'n' Y'ARRGGGHHH back atchyer!
Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R
YARRRRGH
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
YARGH!! OHMMMMMM! YARGH!! OHMMMMMM!
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Y'aaarrrggghhhh!
Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R
.
(Noice one, PO9!)
YAARGH
Thank ye. Tag buttons aARRRRRRRGH fun!
The ides of March! The ides of March! The ides of March! The ides of March!
Y'AAARRRGGGHHHH!
Yaaaarrgghhhh!
Spring Equinoxic
YARRGH!
YARRRRRRRgh
E A S T E R
Y A R R R
A brief Yargh!
A briefer yargh!
A Holy Carp it's Almost April Y'ARRRGGHH!
YARRRRRRRRRRR !
An April fool's
Y'AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!
A Holy Crap it IS April Y'ARRRRRRRRRGH!
YARRRRRRgh !
A R R R P R I L !
Tis a chilly old April so Faaaaaaaarrrrrrgh.
Aye, heer too.
Arrrrrrggggghhhhh, whar's the sunshoin?
Yarrgh! ter tez all.
Happy Weekend Poirates!!!
Y'ARRRGGGHHHH!
YARRRRRRR YARRRRRRR YAAAAARGH !
sorry lads
devilish underhanded and possibly rude attempt at distraction afoot in an attempt to steal all your gold
watch for the distraction
:sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette:
this completes the distraction and you will now find your pockets are empty
all's fair in love and PIRATING
ARGH
Hah, fooled ye! Me pockets was empty anyway. Any chance of an introduction to the distraction in the middle?
Yaargh!
Quote from: anthrobabe on April 12, 2008, 03:28:52 PM
:sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette:
this completes the distraction and you will now find your pockets are empty
all's fair in love and PIRATING
ARGH
Pah-leez. I can see that with the hiccups in a three way mirror. ;) ;D
Gimmmee some :depp_hat: perception!
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH!
Yaaaaaaarrrrgh, STOP THAT...it be makin me eye patch fall orf!
YARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Oi! It be nearly Moi Doi!
Y'AAAAAAARRRGGHH!
YAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!
Since it has been so long a time without:
Yaaarggh!
Y'AARRGGGHHHH ... that werre a pretty one, Swato!
Yarr !
Thot dun remoines me ove Usher's olde work , Oi wunner wot appen to 'im ?
Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R
Noice one, PO9!
Can I do a GARRR this toim, instead? 'Sbeen a helluva day.
G'AARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
Aw, look what I done there. I scared the lot o' youse away. Come on back before the globe warms up too much and me anchor won't touch the bottom.
Y'AARRRRRRRRGGHH!
Yarr, thee garrr were verra noice, but everwun comes back ter thee classics.
YARRRRRRR
When yer can't think of anythin to say. ye can always fall back on a good ole...
:digtreasure::pirate:YAAARRGGHHHH!!! :digtreasure:::pirate:
YaYAyayayaYayaYayaAaaararrarrrrrrrrrrghhhhharrrryarrrrrgh!
Thank you, mateys, for updated the Y'AAAARRGGGGHHH fer us!
C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C
Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R Y A R R R
...a below-sea level yarrr...
YAR-HAR-HARRRRGGGHHH!
Ah, noice work, PO9! It's eight degrees cooler here today and I owe it all to you!
YYYAAARRRRGH
That's lovely Yarrin
She's very clever ye knows.
Yaarrggghhh!
Happy new Y'AAAARRRGGGHHHH to yers, birthday-boys!!!
Yarghhhh!
Happy Canada Day.
And a very mapley Y'AAARRRGGGGHHH back at you, suh!
YarrrrrrghYarrrrrrrrghYarrrrrrrrgh
Yodeleololololiooooooooooooooooooooo-Alpine-Aaaaaaaarg!
This "Yarrr" be fer Swato, in onner ov 'is insipeyent docterit.
:sportsred: Gimme a "Y"!
:sportswoman: Gimme a "A"!
:sportsbrunette: Gimme a "ARRR"!
:sportsred: Gimme anuvver "ARRR"!
:sportsbrunette: Gimme anuvver "ARRR"!
:sportswoman: Wot's that spell?
:sportswoman: Sereeyusly. Wot's that spell?
A missing string of G! :o
Yaarrrrgh...the Pirate board at the place that may not be mentioned is virtually dead!
As long as it is just the place and not the pirates...
Yyyarrrgh...I don't know if they've had too much grog or what...that be the trouble wiv Pirates...drunken bastids the lot of em...hic, burp. :toast:
POIRATES AINT DED!!!!!!!
Y'AAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
Happy AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHgust, mateys!
YARRRR yarr yarr yarr yarr yarr ...... !
Yarrrrrgh! I forgot to shave.
Yippiearrrgharrrghyippieyippiearrrrgh!
I forgot whot Y'AAARRRGGGHHH it were!
YARRGHHHH!!
Y'AAARRRRGGGHHHH! It be Cap'n DaveL! Welcome back, m'heartie!
YAAARRRRRRR! A new Long Winded Tale on it's way.
Y'AAARRRGGGGHH! Let 'er blow!
ARRGHHHHHH AAAAARRRGGHHH ARRGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Duje! Noice toipface. Nice glasses, too.
Y'AAAARRRGGGHHH!
(http://www.geneva.lib.il.us/Blogs/Dewey/dewey/images/tech/aargh.jpg)
http://www.geneva.lib.il.us/Blogs/Dewey/dewey/images/tech/aargh.jpg
Yarrrrrr...noice use of a dummy matey...me crews full of em.
(http://www.geocities.com/apple_monk/Yin-Yarr).jpg
Yaarrrr...excellent...is that one of your own creations matey?
Yarrrgh!
erm . . . no . . .
(http://azuzephre231.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/yarr.png)
http://azuzephre231.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/yarr.png
Y'AAAARRRGGHHH... didn't I see that head on the end o' my cutlass during the last raid?
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/RedArgh.gif)
(http://www.typophile.com/files/aaaargh_4846.png)
http://www.typophile.com/files/aaaargh_4846.png
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zg2BwNQfi4
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Yaarrrgh...ye're all quite barmy!
Y'arrrggghhh! I be smarmy!
YARRRRRGH! OI BE SKWERRRMY!
.
A quiet, restrained and traditional "YYYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!"
Oi doen't hold wif ahl this new-fangled colours an; pict-chewers.
Bah, humbug!
Yar! (pickles in a...)
Time for another YArrrrrr race. On yer marks, get set GO!!
Y
A
R
G
H
!
Arrrgh, DaveL, ye've hinspoired me!
Be it possible to get them out of synch? --
YARRR!
Y
A
R
G
H
(http://web.mac.com/antonyroberts/iWeb/twerps_dwyle_flonking/Photos%202_files/Long_john.jpg)
Yarrrgh!
Wot kynde ov race onlie 'as wun scurvy blaggarrrd in hit?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Oi needed t'at...
It sounds even better on a Froiday!
Y'AAAARRRGGGHHH!
Quote from: DaveL on September 12, 2008, 04:09:05 AM
Time for another YArrrrrr race. On yer marks, get set GO!!
Y
A
R
G
H
!
YArrr...
They still be neck and neck, no sign of a winner just yet.
HAPPY TLAP DAY YER BLAGGARDS!!!
Y H A A R P R P R Y R T R L G A G P H D H ! H
Yarrrrr...nnnnnggggggh...yarrrrrrrr...gnnnnfffffffffff!
Yarrin whilst listenin to Metallicaaaaaarrrrgh!
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/ArghTrefoil.gif)
Here are the motto options for the Toadfish micronation:
1) ARGHHHHH
2) In ARGHHH we trust
3) YARGHHHHH
4) YARRRRRR
Yarrgh...will we ave Cronans as our currency?
Y A R R R G H !
Weevils an Circuses!
Weevils an Circuses!
Uploded on behaf ov Dom thee Danger Catte, on accownt ov his not bein aloud on thee keybored...
...and OH! He was purrfectly G'AAAARRRRGGGHhh-geous to see...
the Pirate Dom Dirk of Dowdeeeeeeeeeeee...
(more Jamison over here, please...)
Ahrrrr! ;D
That be a mighty fine ship cat ye 'ave t'ere!
'ere's a pikture of Ludvig 't red meanance mennens rascal as a wee pup
Yarrrgh! Oi be roight himpressed wiv 'is "One if bye land sea" signal ois! ;)
Oi doesent freqwent this sacred plaice much as I do me wurship in privait. But Oi be over wraught wiv Vistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Yaaarrrrgh...
Serves ye roight fer usin Portholes 2008!
Y A R R R G H
Yaaarrrrr!!!
Well Oi bin usin Scumsoft Avarsta on me new noat booke fingy and Oi must sez it hasna given me enny trubble.
AAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Oi say, that feels betta...
We ARRRRRGH overdue fer a YARRRRRGH!
YAAARRGH!!
Dat better?
Dat wuz a gud won!
YARGH!
dis won gud 2
Yarrrgh...ye Saucy wench temptin me wiv yer colourful expletives.
Yarrrgh...there be nuffin more annoyin than when the name o yer ship spoils de streamlinin:
(http://web.mac.com/antonyroberts/iWeb/twerps_dwyle_flonking/Photos%202_files/ship_brenda.jpg)
Quote from: Black Bart on October 27, 2008, 11:38:29 AM
Yarrrgh...there be nuffin more annoyin than when the name o yer ship spoils de streamlinin:
(http://web.mac.com/antonyroberts/iWeb/twerps_dwyle_flonking/Photos%202_files/ship_brenda.jpg)
and yer ships painter charges by the letter too
ARGH
Yarrrgh, but Big Brenda be worth every penny. (I has ta say that in case she be lookin in!).
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !
Yayayayayayayayarrrrghiyayayayayarrg! The thread lives!!
Yaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!! So Oi seas.
Wait, if I see the picture correctly mermaids are the chicken of the sea!
Yarrrrghhh!
Thank Neptune that BC found this thread, again. I was looking for it at the new year, but couldn't foind it.
'Course, I were a tad hung over....
Y'AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!
Yarrrgh me hearties...it's been gettin too warm fer my loikin!
Y' AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRGH !
Yargh!
COR! It's awmost March!
Y'AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!
It's bin a while but...
YAAARGGGHHHH!!!!
Ya aint rusty yet, Cap'n DaveL!
Y'AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Rusty?
'Ave ee gorn ahl tekernologicall on us an' gotten a metal peg-leg?
YYYAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
M'ARRRRRCHHHHH, yuh spalpeens!
Yarr! Yarr! March is tharrrr!
yrrrrrrrrrrrrr
How can I help yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
By YAAARRRRRRRGHHHHing?
This is the story of Noarrghs Arrrgh.
Oi don't know ARRRGGGHHH, but Oi knows whot Oi loiks.
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yrrrrrrrrrrryrrrrrrrrrrryrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
'At's it, yuh li'l Squidling. Fank Neptune summa the youth o' today is keeping up our belovered traditions...
Y'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I fink it's werking! Today it's quite cool, here.
Y'AAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rRrrrrrrrrRRrr
Rrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyr
Cor, oi fink the li'il bloi'er's go' it!
Y'ARRGH!
yyyrrRrrrrrRrr
yrrrrrrrr
ryrrr
rryrrrrrrrrrr
Yer sounds loik a outboard motor there, Squidling. But it still works.
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH!
Yaarrrghhh!!!!
Sore froat....
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yarr yarr yarrrrrrrrgh
OH YARRRGGH?!?
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sore froat dun gone awai.
I'm a little hard o' Y'AARRGGGHHHing terday.
YARGHHHH!
The paper work is in the pipeline for my new job
it takes forever
on pins and needles until it either happens ( I hope for it as it is an instant minimum and maybe more 3K raise which ain't chump change plus room for advancement up the ladder) and at a different department
or until it doesn't happen
I mean it is a background check- complete with turn your head and cough (and i'm a girl!) but i've had one for my current job doing the same thing so I don't anticipate problems- but there is always the chance that my being a total brat/ass hat as a teenager will rub them wrong and they will reject me.
Oh and me ships in drydock
she sprung a leak in the keel.
Yarr gertie !
Thay be fools ta pass up a fabulust employee sech as yeseff ! ARRRRRRRRRGH!
rrrrrrrrrrrr
:thankyou: :thankyou: :thankyou: :thankyou:
A Merrie Solstice Y'ARRRRRGH ter one 'n all!
YARRRRRGGGHING
for Sibling Chatty
Y'AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH, it be arrrrgh DaveL!!!
:glomp:
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yaouarrrggggggg!
No, you ARRRGGGHHHH!
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
YArrghhh yerself ye little blaggard. Now get back to school, Principal Cullinane is looking for ye!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn! (Sleepy)
YARR Arr Arr .
YYYAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
Why has all the rum gone? And why did I spend Sunday whimpering on the sofa?
O O
ya musta bin bad !
now da prinzpill cilalalalallane gunna whup ya wiff tha cat o ninz an den ya B slurry ya hog duh wum an ya dint sharr et wiff ellybuddy .
yup yup yup !
ya bedder wun an hie
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Y'AARRRGGGHHHH!
You think yer wimpering, Pach-man? I didn't even get eny o that rum!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
And it's going to happen again tonight. :o ::)
YYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Full moon Y'AAARRGGHHHHHOOOooooooooooo....
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hey matey, take that lolly outer yer gob, it moight help!
Y'AAAARRRGGHHH!
nooooo
i kant
et part ove me unifurm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Wool, carntchyer stick in on the front of yer shirt er sumpin?
ARRGGHHH!
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
YYAAARRGGHHH!!
Oi 'as an 'eadache.
!!!!!hhhhgggrrrrraaaaaY
YARRGHHHH!!!! YARRGHHHH!!! YARRGHHHH!!! YARRGHHHH!!!
Yarghedy Yarrgh
Oo be this Black Bart? Yaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya ha ha ha ha arrrgh!
Ya ha ha ha ha arrrgh!
Ya ha Ya ha Ya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha arrrgh!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !
Arrgh arrgh arrgh yarrrrr yarrrrr yarrrrr arrgh arrgh arrgh
yrrrr
yrrrrr
ryrrrrr
Y'aaaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhhhhh
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Therrrrrrrrggghhh you arrrrrrrgh!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
For the U.S.ers:
HAPPY LAB'AAARRGGHH DAY WEEKEND!
Wyyyyye, wot Nef Yoo allus aks.
Eeeeeh, wot Canuckistanis say.
Arrrrrgh, a rat, a noice bilge rat.
Arrrrrgh, rat saved fer rainy day.
Arrrrrgh, an-nuvver big bilge rat.
Jeeeee, furst letter in "g'day".
Aaaaaitch, wot goes along wiv pains.
An that brings us back to...
Y-A-R-R-R-G-H
:badger: :flyingpig: :bouncing: :pinkelephant: :cthulhu: :glommp:
WELL DONE!
Y'arrgghhhhhh!
Bit quiet in here.
YARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Thanks for waking us up, Beag!
y'aaarrrrrrgghhh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggh!!!!!! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyaaaaayyyyyaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Th'arrrgggghhhh'sday!
Should have posted on ARRRRRGHHHMISTICE DAY.
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Y'aaaarrrggghhh...
I'm just waiting for today's cephalopod.
I sed it afore an I'll sez it again:
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH!
I can't believe we haven't had a sacred
Happy New Y'aaarrrgggghhh here, yet!
...oop!
It be Groundhog's Day tamarrie.
Y'arrrggghhh!
Winter's half over on this half of the planet.
I haven't Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhed for quite some time.
Whoo- busy day, I need a good
Y'aaarrgghhh!!!
Our guest would like a go:
Yaaaarghhhh!
By Jove, Gentlemenn, That feeleth Better.
Yr Frende, Humphrey
Good show, Sir Humphrey.
Let's bellow out another one:
Y'aaarrrgghhh!
A refined and genteel effort from Lord P
"Yaarrgghh!"
What was that, Lord P? You coming down wif a cough, or whot?
Cor, the man's blue in the face, he is.
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/YarrrSkull.jpg)
Now that's what I call a real
Yaaaaargh!!!
Blizzard Whiteout Y'aaaarrrrgggghhh!
Love your "shoveling" quote there, Po9!
YAAAARRRGH!!!Quote from: Opsanus tauLove your "shoveling" quote there, Po9!
Fank ye; hit be frum a noss-tick text,
Thee Shovvil, Perfick Mynde
Quote from: pieces o nine on February 11, 2010, 03:44:14 AM
YAAAARRRGH!!!
Quote from: Opsanus tauLove your "shoveling" quote there, Po9!
Fank ye; hit be frum a noss-tick text, Thee Shovvil, Perfick Mynde
Well, it's perfect for around heY'AAARRRRGGGHr, where we're shoveling out from under three feet o'snow!
Currently more Yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwn! than Aaaaaaargh! (unless I touch that inflammated part of my gingiva)
Now, now...
;)
I haven't Y'ARRRGHED in what seems like Y'ARGGGGHHHHS.
Good to have you here wakin' us up, DaveL!
YARRRRRRR!!!
Nice to be 'ere..
'Eres a hug fer yarrrrrrggghhh!
:selfhug:
Oi'm just double-posting ter say that no-one has Y'ARRRGGHHHED here for nearly a month. Oi can almost hear meself think!
It's a disgrace!
(Whot I'm thinkin'.)
Yargg! That's a disgrace...
'Tis baad, shipmates. Cruel baad.
Yaaaarrrrrghhhh!
Ar, I be better for thaat.
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/Raiders.gif)
Aaarr, Pieces, that did make I laaaaaarghh! ^ :ROFL:
YAAARRRGGHHH... twas surely them Raiders wots been taking all the AAAAARRRGGGHHHs from us. The blaggards! I sez we raids the raiders.
On behaf ov me hansestarrrghs:
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/CymruPirate.jpg)
YAARRGGHH!!
Shh, I am in search of the wily badger.... ;D
YARGGHHHHHH....
O'ive bin away helpin' write final scripture for a certain monster of note...we be nearly finished!
Arr arr arr , oi foinely memerd me passwerd an' wot .
Now were be me nefyu ?
YAAAAARGHHH and AAAARGH (and a hairball from Catpin Puff) to ye both! Glad te see ye's!
YArrrr...
We never be far away matey. Tell Catpin he's welcome in the Pirates Den, with the rest of the menagerie that haunts Ole Portsmouth anytime!
Oi been away frum home muchly an' he aetn't figgered out me pashwurd yet. ;)
Here be a gurt big
:yar: YAAAAARRGHH!! :yar:
fer our new shipmate Cap'n Lorst.
Blessin's on yer, fer thee koind thorts.
YAAAARRRGGGHHH
Y'aaaaarrrrggghhh, and thanks fer crankin' up the Sacred Y'arrrggghh as well. It had gotten cold.
Yarrrgh mates, but this noo pyrate Capn Mitebe Lorst be a shady karickter wot be deelin in relicks an hindulginses an wot knot...
YAAARRRGGHH
Yee'll regret yer wurds, Peeces. Oi misst yer at thee Bart Industries orfice, but Oi'll get me revenge wun day.
Y'aaaarrrggghhh- don't make me stop this car, you two!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Well, you try shouting "Yaargh!" through a vuvuzela....
Y'aaaauuuuurrrggghhhh...
Oi fot it were one ov em diggery-doodads.
VUVU-ZEL-ARGGHHHH!!!
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHHHHHH!
How did Oi miss 'at un? Sheesh....
Gimme 5 A's
Gimme 15 R's
Gimme 3 G's
Gimme 2 H's
Gimme multiple exclamation marks!
Spell it
Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'aarrrrrgggghhh....
Is it humid where you are, too?
Y'AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like a steam bath all around!
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
By George, I think e's got it! Just needs a bit of an apostrophe between the y and the r....
Y'Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!
Y'AAAARGGGHH!
I'm an oirate poirate! (Well, not really. Just a little anxious.)
YARRRRRGGGH!
Wot be stuck in yer craw, Opsa?
Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha-harrrrrrrr!
Y'AAARRGGHH
Thanx fer axing, P09. I'm trying to get people to audition fer me first theatrical production, but it's loik pullin teeth outta a rabid parrot.
Or better, like an angry and large parrot pulling your teeth... ;)
Yaaaaarrrgggghhhh!!!
Yarr, yarr, yarr
Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh
Yarr, yarr, arggh yarr argh!
Is that to the tune of "On the bridge of Avignon"?
"The poirates, they go this way
and then they go that way...
Yarr, yarr, yarr
Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh..."
No, actually Jingle Bells.
Now please Yarr! the 2nd aria of the Queen of Night from Mozart's Magic Flute! :mrgreen:
Yarr-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh
Argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh...
Sorry about those high notes. I'm sure I'll be able to hit them more accurately with practice.
Y'arrrggghhhctob'arrrggghhh....
Yeeee....aaaaaarrrghh!!!! Christmas!!!
Y'arrrggghhhhhh!
Thanks for the wake-up y'arrrggghhh, DavidH! I think our y'arrrggghhing muscles were getting flappy.
I am actually surprised that it is only three month that I was in this thread the last time.
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Yaa--aarrh--ggg..
;)
Solstice is almost here!
Y'AAAARRRGGH!
Silent Yarr! Holy arrrgh!
. . . all is yarrrrrgh; all is arrrrrghhh . . .
Yarrrr!s the arrrghin' motharrrgh! and child
Arrrrrghin hinfant so tender an yarrrgh
Shriarrrgh in yarrringly pyarrrr!s
Y'aaarrrrgggghk the H'arrrggggh-old A'rrrrggghhngels sing....
The yaaarrrggghhhhsstt noarrrgghhh the yaarrrrgggghhhgels did yarrrgggghhhh!
Ding, dong, verily the sky is riv'n with angels singing
Yaa aa aa aaargh
Yaa aa aa aaargh
Yaa aa aa aaargh
Yaa aa aa aaargh
Yaa aa aa aaargh
Yaa Yarrr Yarr Yaaargh
Yaaaargh Aaargh Argh in excelsis.
Es kommt ein Schiff geladen
bis an den höchsten Bord
Bringt Beute kaum zu tragen
Drum Yarrrrrrrrrrr! ist unser Wort!
Yaaaarrrgh, Tochter Zion, schmücke dich...
See the yarrr!-ing heraaarrrrgh! cometh?
Cap'n Wensley-Sauce yarrrrrhed out, on thee feaste ov Steeven.
Oh yarrr! all ye bold ones
Pirates, scoundrels, corsairs
We wish you a merry christmas
And a happy new Yaaaaarrrghhhh!
God aaaaargh! ye yarrrrr!-y piratemen
We three rogues of Arrrggghhhient Arrggggghhhhh....
Es ist ein Aaaaaaaargh! entsprungen
Aaargh Tannenbaum, aaargh Tannenbaum, wie treu sind die Piraten.
Arrgh Weihnarrghsbaume die Lichtyarrr brennen
Arrrrrgggh'm dreamin ov a whyte yarrrrrggghmas!
Grandaaarrrrgh got yarrred ovaaaargh by a reindyarrrrrr!
Time for a YArrrr race again
On ye marks, get set GO!!
Y
A
R
R
R
G
G
H
H
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Arrrgh happy new Yarrrrrr! everaaaayone!
Yar moight not hearrrrgh from sum of us Yanks much 'til Tuesday, as it is Martin Lutherrrrrggggggh King's birthday Holiday over here. Very taddy gennelman.
Y'AAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Three yarrss for MLK! yar, yar, yar!
Myaaaarrrrrteeen! Luthaaaaaargh! King Juniaaaaarg!h
yarr we should ave the nearest equivalent over here in Yurp...Shirley Bassey Day.
Full moon ternoight, mateys!
Y'aarrrggghhhhooooooooo...!
Watch out for the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghwolves !
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Mer san im Rudel da!
Wat seggt a? Pudel?
No, Hans-Ulrich
1.YARRRRR!!!
2. YARRRRR!!!
3. YARRRRRR!!!
4. YARRRRRR!!!!
Can Oi have 5 dubloon on number 1 please?
Y'arrrrggghhh!
Smashing race, eh wot?
Oh, excusems, I just came from Lubber land.
Y'AAARRGGGHHHH!
Happy larst Froiday in Febr'arrgghh'ary.!
You're Riaaaaarrrrgggghhhhht!
8)
Yarr! Yarr! Aaargh!
Yarr! Yarr! Aaargh!
Yarr! Yarr! Aaargh! Yarr! Aargh!
Yarargh!
яааарг!
Kyrillaargh!
It's the Ides of M'arrrrrggghh-ch!
Let's perform an aaaaaaaarghedy!
Et tu, Brutarrrghhhh?
A
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Give me arrackgh! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrack)
Y'AARRRRGGH, matey. That sounds delicious!
Y'arrrrrrrrghh...
...must be the annual poirate migration, again...
yar Yar yar yar Yar yar yar Yar yar yaryar
yar Yar yar yar Yar yar yar Yar yar yaryar!
Swato seems to be using his poirate caller.
Is it in the shape of a Jolly Rog- arrrggghhh?
Actually it is the opening of the pirate version of the Soviet (now again Russian) national anthem.
As opposed to
yar Yar yarYar yar yar Yar Yar yar
yar Yar yarYar yar yaryar yaryar Yar
which is The International
See, if I knew more Russian I would have gotten that right off the bat.
Spaseeb'arrrrggghh!
Wow, Swato -- at first I thought you were singing:
yar YARRRGH yar yar,
yar YARRRGH yar yar,
yarrrgh YARRRGH yarrrgh yar yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrgh... :)
That sounds more like the Radetzky Yaaaarg! to me
...and YARRRGH thy yarrrgh
with YARRRGH yar yar,
from Yarrrgh to yar yar yarrrrgh...
Y'arrrggghhhhh.... it be hottern' blue blazes!
Quote from: Opsa on July 20, 2011, 11:10:02 PM
Y'arrrggghhhhh.... it be hottern' blue blazes!
Y'arrrggghhhhh.... that looks loike red blazes, Ops! *This* be blue blazes!
Quoite roite, Po'9. I musta been typing wif th' eyepatch on the wrong eye, again.
Oi stepped inter a burning ring o' fi-y'arrggghhhh!
Hello yarrrrrrrrrghness, my old friend
Yer know that it would be untrue
Yer know that Oi would be a li-y'arrrrgggghhhh
If Oi was to say to you
Wench, we couldn't get much hi-y'arrrrggghhhh....
Yarrrgh! ^ That's the one I am using TOP. ;)
Come on, Errol* loight me fye-yarrrrrgggh!
(Oi still be burnin' a candle, loike, fer me old cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn.)
Aye, and who can blame y'arrrggghhh?
That scalliwag Jim Morrison wasn't too shabby, neith-a'rrggghhh....
^ Arrrgh.
People arrrrrgggh strange, when yer a strangarrrrrgggh...
Don't you love arrrggghhh while she's walking out the d'arrrrggghhhhh...
Heyaaaargh. Long time, no Yarr, I'd sayarrrr!
YAAAAAARGHHH, CAP'N DAVE!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRGH! :yar:
:glomp:
AVAST YE, DaveL! Oi haven't laid oies on yer for a squid's age.
Hello there!
Almost did not recognize you.
Did you get a new parrot? Oh, sorry that is your hump-- nice tattoo-- done by Blind Elger I see.
ARGH!!!!!!!!
Is it Octob'arrrrrgggghhhhhh yet?
Octopus jar?
No thanks, I all ready ate.
Y'ar har harrrrrrgggh!
Yaaargh, nice one, Opsa! :claphands:
Well, at least he wasn't offering Fish Head Stewe!!!!
G'arrrrggghhhh!!!
Yuletide
Y'arrrgggghhhh!
Grand-Yaaarrrrrgh got rum over with the reindeers
YARRRGH, oi'll ave sum rum over 'ere, too! :yar:
Y'aarrrgghh, but we wants bendy-strars.
Currently trying to master the tongue-tip RRRRRRRRRRRR with a motionless uvula. Problem: how to check the latter when by definition the tongue is in the way for this sound.
Yaaarrrrgh!
Superglue a tiny motion sensor to the roof of yer gob.
After many years, I am beginning to master the bedoin ululation, which means sheilding your mouth from sight and wagging your tongue sideways against your lips instead of up and down in your mouth. This seems to involve little uvular momentum. You can tell by how much your throat vibrates.
...and oh yeah...
Y'ARRRGGGHHHHHH!
To quote th' Bea'ooles:
"She loves you,
Y'aaaaarrrrggghhh
Y'aaaaarrrrggghhh
Y'aaaaarrrrggghhh
Y'aaaaarrrrggghhh..."
Yarrgh...thee Great Shyppe Venganza FSM has sunk wiv all hands...no wreckage...no nothin...tis a Mystery loik thee Mary Celeste.
Anyaaargh sordid detaaaaaaaairghls?
The org is still there
including this nice icon
(http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FSM_and_Raptor_Jesus_thumb.jpg)
http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FSM_and_Raptor_Jesus_thumb.jpg
Oi arrrgh not *sayin* 'tis because La Capitan were plannin' t'make sum 'elpful changes, loike, but hit did disappear himmedyatley arfter...
Oi bowed me 'ead an' said YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH, but nothin' be 'appenin'. What be meant ter - *touched by His Noodly Appendage* - Yaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh, that be moighty foine.
Y'AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
We didn't do it, we swears!!!!!
But I LOVELOVELOVE that icon!
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH!
There aint been no Y'arrggghhing in here, and it's way too hot outside.
Quote from: Opsa on September 05, 2012, 10:15:13 PM
Y'AAARRRGGGHHH!
There aint been no Y'arrggghhing in here, and it's way too hot outside.
There be Yaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhing in 'ere now, me 'ole matey! Yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh!
Fanx, mate-o! It be cooler in here awready.
Y'ARRRGGGHHHH!
An' another Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhh! fer thee air con ter start workin'. Yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
Is this just a lot of hot Y'aaarrggghhh?
Oi believe it may be, milady poirate, but it be liftin' us up beyon' thar clouds, an' away inter space. Yaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!
Up, up and away in me byootiful, me byootiful bah-looon!
Y'aaaaaarrrrggghhh!
It be much cooler today, thankee.
cough, cough, splutter. Ahem...
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Oi say, that feels muche better....
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/RedArgh.gif)
Arrrrrrgh-some typeface, Pieces!
yarrrgh, fank yew. :blush:
It's ARRRGGGHH-some. Did you make it y'arrggh-self?
Ye taykes yer "Parry Hotter" free downloadabull troo-type font, ye halternates yer hupper an yer low-wer cases, ye adds yer droppe-shadowe in ye FotoShoppe, an ye posts yer "Yarrgh" to a hadmoirin' publicke.
'Tis nuffink, rly. :typing:
G'arrrggghhh, that's easy fer yer ter say, yer an hartistical jeanyus.
Yerrrrrrghh a hartistick geneyus, wif thee plays an thee mini-atchyer hacktors.
Y'AAARRRGGGHHHH! We tries our best, doesn't we?
MID-AUTUMN Y'AAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!
Y'arrrrggghhh, yuh blaggards!
Yaaaaaawnn..... I mean, Yaaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!! ;) :D
Thanks for waking up this thread, matey!
Y'arrrggghhh!
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/YarrrSkull.jpg)
Y'arrrrgh! Noice! One o' yours?
Yarrrgh, hit be a olde wun.
It be Froiday, and time for a good Y'arrrggggghhhhhh!
YARRRRRGH!!!
Saturday Y'arrrggghhhh!
YARRRGHYLE!
Sing with me, sing for the y'arrrrrrghh
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Carry on me yarrrghwarrrghd son,
there'll be peece wen ye arrrgh done.
Y'aarrrgghh picked a foin toim ta leeve me, Lucille...
Oim here to Y'ARRRRGGGGGHHHH in protest of the hot weather we have suddenly begun to have here. Must be global warming.
YARRRGH! Yer've swoiped arrrgh hot wevver, yer'ave!
Y'arrrggghh, you can keep it, me girl! But fanx fer the extra y'arrggh. It just may work.
YARRRGH!
Us duzzint wants hit awl back!
But us would hacksept 'arf ov hit...
Y'ARRRGGGHH!
Well, harf of it seems to be gone today, fanx! How's it on your end, matey?
Hit be roight chillee, tonoight -- oi closed all thee portholes fer the first toime in munfs!
Here, too!
Y'ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!
Hit be workin' then.
A Yuletide Y'arrrgggghhhh to yars!
...and a happy new Y'arrrggghhh...
Did sumwun sez 'appy neu yaaarrrggghhh???!!! Well then, Oi secund th moshun!
A hug to you, Blue, fer that. Happy HOT yarrrrggh, too.
Putting in a y'arrrggghhh here for Pieces.
Yaaargh it gets me hart down.
Happy Valentine Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
YARRGHH!!!
Ahoy there Siblings permishun to come ashore!!
Come aboard you blaggard! You hast yaaarghed in the high seas long enough.
Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh! Aye Aye. Heeve yersel' h'up onto dri land.
Yarrrr...
Heaves about right, oi've got cut back on eatin and drinkin so much. Oi'm gunna start doin a few Pira-tes classes.
Aaaargh yu followin' The Pirate Diet?
Yaargghh...
Oi fear the culinary choices may a bit limited on that diet...
Better'n a rat-pie diet...