Happy International Women's Day!

[Aggie]

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Happy International Women's Day!

Here are some flowers for the ladies around here:

[Opsa]

They're lovely, thank you!

Would you mind washing the dishes tonight? We, the women, are pooped.

[Aggie]

Heck, I'll even make dinner! 

(actually, I think I'll be picking up my somewhat tipsy international woman from the pub tonight... so I guess I'll just make my own dinner and do last night's dishes).

[goat starer]

Who are these 'happy international women'?

How did they get their own day?

Is this not discriminatory towards unhappy international women, happy local women, unhappy local women, and indeed neutral women of all geographies and possibly men?

[Opsa]

I think Unhappy Local Men Day is on Monday.

[beagle]

Yep. Every Monday. Unless an international woman drops in to cheer us up.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But sometimes the local woman makes the day even worse.



Especially, when she finds out about the international woman that dropped in to cheer you up.

[Aggie]

I'd have quite the opposite problem!

[Griffin NoName]

How does one find out if one is an International woman?

[Aggie]

The sure test is to do something naughty...  if they deport you, then you qualify. 

Oh, forgot that you are in the UK... this won't work.

[goat starer]

I found out that I was definately not an international woman by taking my trousers off 

[Aggie]

We really need to set an official Toadfish International No Pants Day.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Which date would be suitable?

I think it should be during Summer of course.

[Aggie]

Provided it's warm enough for the Antipodeans.. but it should be.