Monastery Rules

[Opsa]

33b) but sometimes reproduction is a side-effect of nakedness.

35) Hug early and hug often

[Pachyderm]

36. Do not mow the grass. Grass has as much of a right to life as the rest of us. And I can't hide in short grass.

37. Do not get in the way of large grey memmals when:

A. The food bell goes, or

B. The pub opens

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

38) stand not between a Kiyo and his Alcohol

39) stand not between a Swato and his laboratory

40) stand not between a Qwerty and his fiendish posting

[The Meromorph]

41) Stand not between a Sweeper and his Broom.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

42) This is the ultimate rule about life, the universe, and everything.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

42a) Do not question rule 42. Millions of years of computing went into it.

[Opsa]

43) 43 is another answer to life, the universe and everything, but it may not be as accurate under certain circumstances.

[anthrobabe]

44) Rule 44 is simply rule 42 plus 2, in all things- even math- 42 is the answer. This can be seen thus      x+y=44, y=42 therefore42 is always correct


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[The Meromorph]

45) Rule 42 is always correct. For a given value of Rule 42.

[anthrobabe]

46) Always forgive anthrobabe when she gets her threads mixed up. She is harmless- just lost on occasion.

47)  Pizza is a food acceptable for all meals.

48) Naveen Andrews is the hottie of the universe

[Opsa]

48a) The universe in question being the one belonging to anthrobabe.
(He was pretty hot in The English Patient, as I recall, but that was the hottest role in the movie.)

49) Everyone's universe may have it's own hottie.

[anthrobabe]

50) Yes! true, each Universe may have it's own hottie- more to go around-
this is a wise and sage rule to not be forgotten

51) Siblings climbing up the stairs have right of way to sibling going/coming down the stairs.

52) All sibling must hug one another at least once a day 

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

54) All siblings must keep track of their various pets

[Swatopluk]

55) cannon firing after hours only with written permit (and no selfpermission!)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

(sorry, late but:)

47a: ...provided that not only pizza is on the menu.