Monastery Rules

[anthrobabe]

18. Do not mention binkies near the moat.

ummm, Mero-- you have really done it now. It seems you have forgotten that they are telepathic and well- you though binkies and that rumbling sound is not Pachy waiting for lunch.


19. Don't think it either

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

20. If you see pink elephants, lay down and close your eyes. They won't bother you if you lay completely still.

[Swatopluk]

21. Always memorize the tide tables or you risk to be washed out of the pub when you lie under the table at the wrong hour.

[Sibling Chatty]

22. Do not, under any circumstances, allow one of the squidlings to have access to any of the shoes that Chatty leaves shed about the place. (We're not sure why they're collecting them, but they don't need access to that much building material at once.)

[Swatopluk]

23. Don't run with cutlasses

[Opsa]

24) Please reserve any nudist tendencies for the "au natural" areas of the monastery, especially if you are seeing pink elephants, Sibling Kiyo.

We don't want to alarm (or trip) any tourists.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

25) Do not put your stash of grog anywhere the squidlings can find. Ever. Drunk squidlings may be worse than a naked Kiyo.

[Opsa]

What can you do with a drunken squidling
What can you do with a naked Kiyo
What can you do with a naked squidling
Ear-ly in the morning...

26) Never sing that.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

26) Don't make fun of a naked Kiyo.

27) A naked Kiyo is just a sign of protest agianst the commercialism of the society, so respect his wish to be naked and protest.

28) Getting naked is not wrong, get naked together with Kiyo and the squidlings.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

28a) or don't

29) making a rule with a harsh punishment will be met with torture and often death.

[Griffin NoName]

30) torture and death may only occur in the torture and death room which even the torurers and death agents cannot find

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

31) if you tell them where it is, they'll probably kill you first.

[Opsa]

32) Okay, be naked if you like, but don't be naked AND run with cutlasses. That's dangerous.

[Griffin NoName]

33) Directions to the nude bathing beach must not be removed.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

33a) nor must they be reproduced

34) you will probably have at least one quote or quote-like phrase in your signature.