The Sibling Below Me...

[pieces o nine]

It's always something...


The sibling below me finds it's often nothing.

[The Meromorph]

Now you remind me, I may have some regrets after all.


The sibling below me is unfailing courteous to magpies.

[Opsa]

I mind my manners with all my avian relatives.

_{If not, I have no-one to blame but myself for the poop on the windshield.}


The Sibling Below Me feels a kinship with squirrels.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed, I do.

Tree-rats, my father calls'em. 

My wee sister, in days gone-by, called them Pony Tails.

I just appreciate'em as smart mammals that have learned to not only live in the midst of the most vicious and environment-damaging animal of all (us) but to actually thrive there.

Ya just gotta admire them for that, at least.   Tenacious little beasties.

The sibling below me either thinks I'm nuts, or wants to give me one.

[pieces o nine]

nah, you'd just squander it on squirrels...


The sibling below me does *not* wear squirrel-like ponytails when out in nature...

[Griffin NoName]

I go nude when "out" in "nature" and I gave up pinning on the tails as the glue was a nuisance.

TsBM phones their bank manager every day.

[Sibling Chatty]

nah, you'd just squander it on squirrels...


The sibling below me does *not* wear squirrel-like ponytails when out in nature...

Interrupting for a quote from the article...

The fact that humans seldom carry squirrels on their heads makes little difference to young owls, Day explained. "Barred owls are not the most brilliant of owls. And these ones are just learning."

I read that and KNEW it had to be a BC native talking.

Back to game: Actually, I just go to the bank website, log in, get my account and cry a bit...You can't call a specific Wells Fargo Bank employee, you just get one of the 'horde'.

The sibling below me doesn't trust banks.

[Aggie]

Interrupting for a quote from the article...

The fact that humans seldom carry squirrels on their heads makes little difference to young owls, Day explained. "Barred owls are not the most brilliant of owls. And these ones are just learning."

I read that and KNEW it had to be a BC native talking.

Actually, it's a bit harder to tell in writing as the papers tend to edit out the "maaaaan...." at the end of every sentence.

[Aphos]

The sibling below me doesn't trust banks.

Right.  They call 'em Bank and Trusts, but don't believe 'em.



The sibling below me tries to trap squirrels with styrofoam peanuts.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

True.

But all you trap with syrofoam peanuts is PEEPS, not meat-squirrels.

It's a little known fact that PEEPS are actually mostly made of styrofoam peanuts-- sort of like styrofoam peanut-butter.

The sibling below me just choked on a PEEP...

[Swatopluk]

Did it show?

The sibling below me is very fat and stupid and persistently wears a ridiculous hat which (s)he should be ashamed of.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But I wear the hat on disney world.

TSBM is looking forward to use hats due to lack of hair.

[Sibling Chatty]

Not THIS sibling. This sibling's got an extra 3-4 feet of hair she's not using. (It hangs around being annoyingly hot during summer.)

TSBM tries not to juxtapose certain descriptives that might incite riots.

[Swatopluk]

Well, you <a-word> <b-word> <c-word>.....<z-word>!

TSBM sh. n't empl. so mn. acron.

[Opsa]

What? I didn't understand you, because I'm so fat and stupid and have a ridiculous hat down over my eyes and ears... but at least it's not an arse-hat!

The Sibling below me is slim and smart and wears an otherwise very tasteful arse-hat.