The Sibling Below Me...

[Aphos]

No wondering about it.  Toxic fumes are definitely involved.


The sibling below me wishes to avoid whatever it was Bob inhaled.

[Aggie]

And I'd prefer not to hurt my schalami, either.


The sibling below me reached ethereal heights during chem lab.

[Aphos]

Well, I did in physics lab.  I got shocked by about 2 million volts from a Laden Jar.  Very low amperage thank whomever.  Jumped about 6 feet straight up.


The sibling below me has his own shocking experience to relate.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I do, I do-- only it's not for Tender Ears.

Simply too shocking.

The sibling below me is disappointed that I didn't Tell All

[Aphos]

Actually not.  If it is that shocking...and doesn't involve electricity...I don't want to hear about it.


The sibling below me is writing a tell-all book.

[Opsa]

It's about the life of a bank teller. So far no publisher has expressed interest.

The Sibling below me expresses sympathy.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Those nasty publisher!  Insisting on ONLY publishing stories that will sell!

WHAT where they THINKING?

Greedy sods.....

The sibling below me doesn't like those greedy sods either.

[Aggie]

They take too much fertilizer and water.


The sibling below me is experimenting with lawn alternatives.

[pieces o nine]

I've heard of a startling new development: astroturf. (I think they developed it for the rec room at the international space station.)


The sibling below me drank Tang^®.

[The Meromorph]

Indeed I did.
Nasty aftertaste.


The sibling below me has extensive experience of nasty aftertastes.

[Griffin NoName]

Life has a nasty aftertaste.

TsBM has no nose.

[Pachyderm]

I do. I just won't reveal whose nose it is...


TSBM collects all things nasal.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

The sibling below me drank Tang^®.

Life has a nasty aftertaste.

Hey!  I LIKE tang!

Of course, I make at about 1/3 as strong as the package suggests-- sort of orange-flavored water with some vitamins

Then again, I don't drink straight fresh orange juice either-- too rich.  I dilute it with-- yes, more water.

The sibling below me prefers crystal light to tang, in spite of the completely artificial nature of the former (at least tang uses real sugar... ) 

[Aphos]

But Tang is the drink of astronauts.  How can you argue with that?


The sibling below me thinks he is an astronomer because he is always staring off into space.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Waaaaa?  Oh! Yes.... Last Po--err Sibling below me....it's my turn?

Okay.

The sibling below me likes night best-- no nasty glare!