The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

Knowledge aint worth squat without wisdom.

The sibling below me doesn't know how to type "The sibling below me" and still stay humble!

[DaveL]

Humble,humble,humble,humble...oh did you say 'stay' not 'say'.

The Sibling below me loves pretending to misunderstand others for theatrical effect.

[Black Bart]

Thow art a bumble bee, how quaint thow art in thy stripy pants!

The person below me recognises the great Che Rabbit as the true leader of the people.

[Swatopluk]

I do not have a cherry habit! (Mine would be blue-green, if I owned a habit).

The sibling below me thinks that the termination of membership is called dismembering.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Well it has to, since if you said "termination", it would involve termites, right?




The sibling below me is as mad as hell and is not going to take it any more.  He or she also remembers the movie that this line is from.

[Opsa]

I was once, but I am learning how not to be so mad as hell any more. I seem to recall that line was from the movie "Network".

The sibling below me prefers being mad as a hatter to being mad as hell.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Mmm, mmm, mmm.... I loves my mercury!


The sibling below me has protested that (s)he is not a penguin a bit too loudly, and now I'm suspicious.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

but I'm NOT! I'm clearly an ostritch

the sibling below me is over-joyed that I'm back and posting here.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Hmm... he comes back in October...  Just as it gets cold in the northern hemisphere and warm in the southern... exactly the behaviour that one might expect from...

A VACATIONING PENGUIN!!!

It is good to have you back, though, Q.  I noticed your absence.

The sibling below me is neutrally buoyant.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

in the atmosphere.

the person below me is Penguin food.

[Swatopluk]

There was always something fishy about my character. Cthulhu phtagn!

The sibling below me will now call for the black goat of the woods with a thousand young.

[Sibling Chatty]

Sorry, I don't know the phone number. Can I call a Schnauzer instead?? He comes if I rattle the dog treat can...

The Sibling below me will NOT come if I rattle the dog treat can.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

But I will likely come if I hear that some cool TV show is on, and I don't have a video recorder handy ... like, say Eureka or Dr Who.

The sibling below me says "Who?" to either of these ...


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Hi! Sibling Chatty.  Glad to see you've returned.  And a big "Hi & Welcome" to Q as well.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I saw some of Doctor Who. there was a Dalek, but I thought it was lost in space, and I thought a Dalek was something like a vulcan....

never really watched Dr Who......


so um, yeah, I kinda know who those are, but not really.


the person below me has ears which hear only the most awkward thoughts of god.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I've been accused of that, in the past.

Likely because I was that nerdy little kid with the thick glasses who always asked those awkward questions, like "If humans were made in the Image of God, does that mean God has a belly-button?"

And, "If God eats, does that mean God would need to poop, later?  And what would happen to that Divine-Poop?  How would it break-down?  Is there special divine-poop eating bacteria? and ..."

But, by this time, my Sunday School teacher was either in tears, or had exploded and either send me out, or had left themselves.

I spent a lot of time in the halls, when I was a little kid.  Gave me time to think.

Eventually, I "got it" and quit asking the "hard" questions -- at least, not from people who would be unlikely to answer them.

The sibling below me just skipped all that, and only read this sentence.