The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Because they didn't told me about the tremor causing fault when I bought the land.

The sibling below me doesn't get as much relief while gnawing at the real state agent bones.

[Swatopluk]

It's not easy to be a troll these days.

The sibling below me is the patron saint of egg-thieves.

[Griffin NoName]

They call me Saint Os Prey.

The sibling below me couldn't find the way out of the Garden of Eden.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You could see the angel with the flaming sword at every corner.

The sibling below me is afraid of veggie eating lions.

[Swatopluk]

They call me Saint Os Prey.

Undisputed winner of the pun of the month award .

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Yes, I am veganofeliphobe.

The sibling below me is not dead but sleepeth.

[Opsa]

I just got back from the underworld- what'd I miss?

The sibling below me is bothered by a fly at the window.

[Swatopluk]

The laser guided defense systems under development will make the windows a no-fly-zone.

The sibling below me sticks with the anti-gnat guns.

[Opsa]

The only problem is that they're so tiny you have to get fleas in order to fire them.

The sibling below me is working on a nuclear flea bomb.

[Swatopluk]

That's it in a nutshell

The sibling below me is nuts too.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But please don't tell anyone, that someone wants to sap our bodily fluids!

The sibling below me is due to watch Dr. Strangelove.

[Griffin NoName]

Watched Dr. StrangeGlove instead. Much funnier.

The sibling below me does laps round their bath every night.

[Swatopluk]

I never bathe in the lab (too much iron in the water).

The sibling below me thinks that pole dancing is a new arctic sports discipline.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

At the rate of global warming it won't take long for casino cruises through the arctic with pole dancers in the bar...

The sibling below me has been in a casino cruise.

[beagle]

Does a punt on the River Cam count?

The sibling below me is worried that the streets of Venice are flooded.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I was, particularly while watching the news in Milan and looking forward having the next day in Venice. It turned out to be archive footage.

The sibling below me thinks that it's a dangerous city for a woman and a credit card.