The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Not even Abu Dhabi deserves those people!

The sibling below me thinks about conjuring up a precision meteor strike against a well known landmark.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I'm not sure which one I'll strike though.

The sibling below me used the tin foil on the outside of gum wrappers to decorate the inside of their home.

[Opsa]

It keeps the FBI from stealing my recipes.

The sibling below me believes that the next messiah will be born in an International House of Pancakes in Nebraska.

[Swatopluk]

No, the messiah will materialize out of a salvo of buckshot by Dick Cheney and ride to Washington on the animal the shot was aimed at.

The sibling below me finds that unconvincing enough to start a new cult based on it.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yes, but I'll have to come uop with a good name. Buck-shotism is NOT a good name.

The sibling below me over did it with the whip cream--they've got butter in their morning beverage of choice.

[Swatopluk]

That first sentence could be construed as prawnographic. and who is 'they' btw.
And no, I don't use butter if I can avoid it (and have tea without milk at breakfast).

The sibling will write the scriptures of Shotianism (maybe it could lure some Shintoists).

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I've gotta work on my aim so I can spell them out with bullet holes.

The sibling below me believes that the next messiah will be born in an International House of Pancakes in Nebraska.

The sibling below me thought that the prophecy related to where the next messiah would be conceived, not born, and is now not welcome at the International House of Pancakes.

[Sibling Chatty]

Yeah, well, personally, I felt it was an EXCELLENT use for blueberry syrup...

The sibling below me prefers maple syrup on their pancakes.

[Swatopluk]

Who said that I like pancakes? Wanna liebelle sute, ye canuck Bleep Bleep Bleep

The sibling below me will throw red meat at me liced with ritalin

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I can't find the ritalin, so scented aspirin will have to do.  Take THAT!

The sibling below me is working on a tofu version of Red Meat.

[Opsa]

Unfortunately, no-one finds my drawings of truncated asparagus very threatening.

The sibling below me wants asparagus syrup on his next romantic rendezvous.

[Aggie]

I'm more interested at the prospect of finding wild asparagus at the site of a romantic rendezvous last autumn (picnic, anyways).  Estimate that there are several hundred patches on the hillside above the river - could easily pick 10 lbs or more in one shot!

The sibling below me brakes for free food on the roadside (of the vegetable variety!).


(BTW, Red Meat has been recycling old strips of late.... )

[Swatopluk]

Hey, if I don't use the brakes, there may be free food on the road.

The sibling below me prefers shrapnel for that.

[DaveL]

Nothing better than Easter egg shrapnel.

The sibling below me ponders why bunnies don't lay eggs.

[Swatopluk]

They prefer to throw them.

The sibling below me is interested in the AquaBunny2008.