The Sibling Below Me...

[pieces o nine]

I am not up to that task; however, I do admit to wishing more than once for a 'side-by-side' translation of the Epic of Gilgamesh.


TSBM has almost cracked Linear A.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, I dropped the disk and had the carpet not been so soft it would have broken. The museum curators would not have been happy in that case. The were unhappy nonetheless and do not let me near the original anymore.

The sibling below me has bought his or her kids an Antikythera mechanism set for Xmas. They still had not finished the assembly by Easter.

[Opsa]

I haven't been so disappointed in them since they gave up on their Great Wall of China model after only two miles. Ingrates.

The Sibling Below Me wants to be laid to rest in his/her own Great Pyramid.

[Aggie]

I'll settle for a burial mound:


The Sibling Below Me doesn't like Mounds and would prefer to be interred in an Almond Joy. 
Hey... sometimes you feel like a nut!

[pieces o nine]

Sometimes I don't.


TSBM has always fancied his/her own set of canopic jars.

[Sibling DavidH]

Maybe, but I still don't have any canopies to put in them.

The Sibling Below Me knows that interred means being in deep shit.

[Swatopluk]

TSBM has always fancied his/her own set of canopic jars.

I always liked the view from the canopy
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The Sibling Below Me knows that interred means being in deep shit.

No, it means between commies (inter-red). But for many that's essentially the same.

The sibling below me once considered joining the magenta party

[Opsa]

I wanted to do the Time Warp again!

The Sibling Below Me hangs out with Riff Raff.

[pieces o nine]

Only when I'm alone or with friends.



TSBM is never alone.

[Aphos]

This is true because I have Multiple Personality Disorder.

No you don't!

Yes I do!

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The sibling below me is actually a character from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Griffin NoName]

People mistakenly believe this but in actual fact I am a character in The Prisoner (remake)

TsBM has a picture of themselves in the attick.

[Swatopluk]

Well actually there is a Mercedes ad above my door (falsely) claiming that the package includes me.

The sibling below me favors a Tata over a Tatra

[Opsa]

I'm tatas over teacups over tatas.

(I'm a heterosexual aesthete.)

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The Sibling Below Me misread the word "aesthete" and thought I wrote  something else.

[Swatopluk]

Aren't you the person that sends people to sleep in operating rooms?

The sibling below me thinks that is actually the weatherman

[Griffin NoName]

How do I weather the weatherman?

TsBM lacks a vital organ.