The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.


Who the F*** is Alice?

[Swatopluk]

The phone company's ad girl blocking my view to the East.

Was(!) you ever at Cape Hoorn?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

No, but my donkey was.




Why do we always send the poor?

[Swatopluk]

The dead cost nothing.

How shall I receive you?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

five by five, hopefully (or "wall to wall and treetop tall" if you're a CBer)



What child is this?

[Aggie]

The kid is not my son.

Ok, here's a big multi-parter (block of lyrics from same song):


What am I doing here?
Who is this girl in my bed?
What is this sh*t on my face?
My God, what is that awful smell?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I think question 2 answers question 1, and question 3 answers question 4.

This leaves us question 2 (answer: I have no clue) and question 3 (answer: you said it.  It's sh*t).





Where is that large automobile?

[Swatopluk]

at the long-house

Say, have you seen my true love in Oranienburg?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

My true love is sitting on a pile of stones


Erinnerst du dich an das erste Mal?
(Do you remeber the first time?)

[Sibling Chatty]

It was 20 years ago, today...



And it's ONE TWO THREE, what are we fightin' for?

[Aggie]

The act you've know for all these years. 




Isn't it good?

[Swatopluk]

The basket of Little Red Riding hood

Why does it always rain on a Sunday?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Sunday, bloody Sunday


How long must we sing this song?

[beagle]

Until Bono can afford to buy the whole Caribbean?


Is she really going out with him?

[Swatopluk]

No, it's her twin sister.

O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that's goin' round?