The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[The Meromorph]

Guns and Roses...      (sort of musical answer)


Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Griffin NoName]

Time I was asleep.

Why the gods above me
Who must be in the know
Think so little of me
They allow you to go ?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Oh sisters let's go down
Down to the river to pray


Don' t you know that Rome wasn' t built in a day?

[Swatopluk]

But now it lies in ruins where farmers're making hay.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

They grew down the river, all bloody and wild


Will you give me your loss and your sorrow?

[Swatopluk]

Or is there some money I could borrow?

What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Drinking beer and wine.


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

[Swatopluk]

No, the Lord prefers Toyota these days, it seems.

Who has rolled the cheese to the railway station?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Probably Jerry.


Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

[Aggie]

ok now take an old beer bottle
fill it up with gasoline
some paint thinner for good measure
and a sprinkle of maganese
now stuff a sock into the top
with a zippo you'll be king


Have you ever walked through a room
But it was more like the room passed around you
Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

From there I got away, me spirits never falling,
Landed on the quay, just as the ship was sailing.


Where are we runnin'?

[goat starer]

generally away from the devon Goat sniper and the Chupacabra

are you gonna go my way?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Gotta save up the air miles first.


When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother:

What will I be?
Will I be pretty?  Will I be rich?

[Sibling Chatty]

Que sera, sera..

Who'll stop the rain?

[beagle]

Appointing a Minister for Drought normally does the trick.

Mother, should I trust the government?