The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[goat starer]

Snappy title eh! 

Not seen this elsewhere on here (apologies if I missed it). This is your opportunity to help answer some of those troubling questions that have appeared in song over the years. Give the Lyric and the next person answers the question (wittily or accurately) and poses another teaser from song. To get you started.....

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

[beagle]

I was, but my Alfa ran out of gas on the way.


Are You Ready for the Country?

[goat starer]

No but bring on the Western!



How Soon is Now?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Now is so five minutes ago.


Do you really want to hurt me?

[goat starer]

not hurt as such - more sort of tickle 

Where do you go to my lovely?

[Aggie]

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go....

(hah!  answered in song too)

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?

[Swatopluk]

You see I'm walking out the door, ignorin' the plea of thine.

Wo ist der Kaiser? (Where's the emperor?)

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Some friends and I in a public house



I said, are you gonna be my girl?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.   

(I can answer in song too!)



The old black rum's got a hold on me; will I live for another day?

[Swatopluk]

I fear it's going not to be to my honest dismay.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?

[Aggie]

I know i'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know i'll often stop and think about them


What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[beagle]

Could you please oblige us with a Bren gun?

(answer and question).

[Swatopluk]

The 4th form took it from the observation post together with the radio equipment

I wonder, what happened to him?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

White- bare naked in the night



What keeps mankind alive?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens


How do you solve a problem like Maria?