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The Opposites Game

Started by Griffin NoName, March 28, 2009, 12:49:01 PM

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Scriblerus the Philosophe

Philosopher: Person who thinks for a living

Corporate cog: one who does not.
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Kung Fu
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

Kung Fu: chinese term for accomplishment through hard work popularized as a martial art.

loser: american term for lack of accomplishment popularized as a pejorative term.
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teenager
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Aphos

teenager:  an immature human

bull elephant:  a mature non-human

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computer
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

beagle

computer - A device intended to make clergymen redundant by enabling the calculation of logarithm tables by steam.

opposite

Church - a device to keep clergymen employed.

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Bath plug.
The angels have the phone box




The Meromorph

Bath plug - a device to avoid throwing the baby out with the bath water.


Corporate Reorganization - a device for throwing the baby out with the bath water.


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constipation
Dances with Motorcycles.

Aphos

constipation:  plugged up


open drain:  not plugged up

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sponge
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

beagle


Sponge   - something you clean the car/automobile with.

opposite

Mud   - something you don't clean the car/automobile with.

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Tardis
The angels have the phone box




Griffin NoName


Tardis : a container for moving through space-time

Opposite:   Space-Time:  a container for moving through the Tardis

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Lourdes
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


beagle

Lourdes   - A place where miracles happen (apparently).

opposite

Lords - A place where, though fevently prayed for, they never do.


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punctuation
The angels have the phone box




Aphos

punctuation - marks used to separate words

con - words used to separate marks (from money)

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Labrador
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Labrador: a dog

Labrador: not a dog
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Chicago
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Aphos

Chicago, the city:  the Windy City

Chicago, the band:  not windy and not a city

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choral
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

choral : many different voices singing in harmony
right-wing media: a few virtually identical voices spreading disharmony that is singing (sin-dsching)
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lawn mower
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

Hello, no contrarian at home?
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

I'm not a contrarian, I'm not a contrarian!
Okay, just to move things along:


Lawn mower: Something that makes the grass short.

Rain: Something that makes the grass long.