Sleep Talking Man

[ivor]

Y'all gotta check this out...

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

For real? I don't think is impossible but...

[ivor]

I saw some video of it on the tellie so it must be true...

I didn't realize it was that filthy or I would have warned.  Sorry!

[Darlica]

Hilarious and almost too good to be true, almost.

My beloved aunt A was a sleep talker. I shared a one bedroom cabin with her for 10 days when I took her with me up north to visit my mother and her brother at their winter home at the time.

She talked a lot, every night, but one thing I remember because it was so hilarious that I had to write it down and tell her about it the morning after:

"No, access to the bank-vault isn't a problem, not as long as I get my dynamite anyway!"

If it was said by someone with a history of robbing banks it wouldn't be as funny, but when said by a 73 year old, white haired and very orderly lady and in a clear voice with a lot of emphasis, well, even ROFL doesn't cover it.

[Lindorm]

Then again, A could be a very determined person at times... 

And she had a soft spot for reading crime novels, which might have had something to do with the matter.