Anti-Topic Topic

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

And what about buns pretending to be puns or vice versa?

Bunny puns? Or punny bunnies?

[Alpaca]

I've seen a paradox a few times. Total of four webbed feet, four wings, two bills, two quacking frequencies.

stop- stop

you're quacking me up
(do not pretend you did not see that coming)

I am totally against a topic about puns- or buns for that matter

Y'know, if you go to the doctor, you can always tell if he's a quack by the size of the bill.

[Swatopluk]

Anything beyond 5x4 inches disqualifies?

[Sibling Chatty]

Especially for Swatopluk.

I gotta admit, I LOL'd.

http://lolthulhu.com/

[Swatopluk]

Nice!

Back to topic:
Nothing about OJSimpson, please

[anthrobabe]

Why not--- he's probably just searching for the real killers of Nichole Brown and Ronald Goldman after all--- the whole getting his memorabilia back is just a cover to throw the really killers off so they don't know that he is finally closing in on them.

Now let't not talk about Brit or Paris or anyone named Jessica or Mary Kate or Ashley or stickfigure Knightley or.....

[Swatopluk]

It's unfair to throw Keira in with the rest. Can act, doesn't pretend to be a gifted singer...
No major scandal yet as far as I know.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Speaking of...

Paris Hilton can't act, can't do anything productive and her only attributes is that she is somewhat pretty and very rich. Is her behavior (lewd videos, exposing herself, etc) the result of stupidity or, on the contrary, she is being smart knowing that having no talent the only way to promote her 'career' is to do outrageous things?

[Sibling Chatty]

Wash the makeup off Paris and pull her hair back.

Scary! Major not-pretty, anyway. The nose alone will give you that. Without the shading and contouring makeup on that beak, she looks like an emaciated anteater.

Sorta the way she sings, too...

[Swatopluk]

Oh, a singing anteater concert could be interesting.
Let's be grateful that Ann Coulter has not expanded into the singing business yet (unlike Rush).
On the other hand, Ann and Rush singing schmaltzy duets (or: I can slash liberals better than you)....

[Griffin NoName]

I don't think we should have a topic for discussing Toadfish who spam the Monastery when they are in a bad mood, like me.

[Sibling Chatty]

At least you do something. I just sulk...

I got better.

[Griffin NoName]

I don't think we should have a topic that stays on topic.

[Sibling Chatty]

What's a topic?

I finally figured out what to do about supper tonight!

I doubt I can get away with it often. Apples, cheese and sausage more than 3 nights in a row is going to get tiresome...