Autobio Titles

[Opsa]

Last night Mr. Ops was commenting about the Barrack Obama Autobiogratphy The Audacity of Hope.

He said he'd call his $#!t Outta Luck.

I said I'd call mine I Really Think We Should Stop and Ask for Directions.

What might you call yours?

[Swatopluk]

W h y   d o n ' t   I   g e t   a n y   s e x ?
     (apart from being a rude overweight cynic)

[Griffin NoName]

No, I did not make any of it up. Just try a libel case and see who wins. I dare you.

[beagle]

Comfortably Numb would probably win out over Dazed and Confused

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The idiocy of long term planning
(or how stability doesn't imply predictability)

[Sibling Chatty]

It Will All Make More Sense After My Nap

OR

Just Because You're Male DOES NOT Make You Right ^{(An Intelligent Woman's Search for Sanity in a Sexist, Appearance Obsessed Society.)}

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Scary _{Or, So I'm Told}

[The Meromorph]

The Dark Side of the Sun  ^{Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.}

[Aggie]

Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.

So I'm not the only one with this problem? 


No ideas on autobio titles. 

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.

So I'm not the only one with this problem? 

Not by far..

[stellinacadente]

My life on a plane- a girl living dangerously.

[anthrobabe]

Like Whatever, so that is like totally gross. I was like gag me with a spoon. And you know whatever!

Oh my god, he is like so ravishing. Like I think he looks so fine in his 501's. Like for sure. Totally. Yeah, I am going to the mall later. Like do you want a ride?

Like did you go to school today? Like did we get homework. Like Mr. Bass is totally grody- he was like looking down Beccas top- (screams) like I'm so sure! She is a total skank-o-rama like she would let him and like all. So my mom got a letter. From the school- oh it's bad. Like B-A-D, bad- I am like grounded because I skipped so much. Oh sure- I'm going to the mall. Like do you want a ride?

and the sequel

Now look at the fine mess you are in Miss Smarty Pants!

[Opsa]

alt title:

I Think I Left It in my Other Purse

[Sibling Chatty]

Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.

So I'm not the only one with this problem? 

Not by far..

I'm in that line with you guys...

[The Meromorph]

Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.

So I'm not the only one with this problem? 

Not by far..

I'm in that line with you guys...

The Dark Side of the Sun has grown into an Anthology of Autobios...   

[pieces o nine]

Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.

So I'm not the only one with this problem? 

Not by far..

I'm in that line with you guys...

The Dark Side of the Sun has grown into an Anthology of Autobios...   

It's turning into a "coffee table book".   

Mebbe we kin get Richarrrd Havvydonne t'mayke arrrgh contribootyin' orfers pitchers...

[anthrobabe]

Seeing consequences may make people call you negative.

So I'm not the only one with this problem? 

Not by far..

I'm in that line with you guys...

The Dark Side of the Sun has grown into an Anthology of Autobios...   

It's turning into a "coffee table book".   

Mebbe we kin get Richarrrd Havvydonne t'mayke arrrgh contribootyin' orfers pitchers...

Iffin ye orders by christymass ye gets a free copy of A Farewell to Gits by Puss N Boots on his days in Portsmouth.

[Pachyderm]

Why is all the rum gone?

or

One Elephant's quest for discus-sized Paracetamol.

[anthrobabe]

Why is all the rum gone?

or

One Elephant's quest for discus-sized Paracetamol.

Ok I did not know that paracetamol was  acetaminophen (aka Tylenol or Panadol)-- so I learned something today. I also did not know it was a derived from coal tar.
Hmmmm- I wonder what a Pachy sized suppository would be like (actually I've seen them while doing volunteer work at the zoo)
the word you are looking for
faint dead away (ok so that's 3 words)

[Pachyderm]

Was discussing this with my brother last night, and he came up with what I thought was a excellent answer. As I am fairly traditional in outlook, he suggested 1894.

[pieces o nine]

"All Your Chocolates Are Belong to Me"

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

"All Your Chocolates Are Belong to Me"

I second that.


Sleeping in Class Adventures of a Collegiate Insomniac

[stellinacadente]

Ok I did not know that paracetamol was  acetaminophen (aka Tylenol or Panadol)-- so I learned something today.

that is the first 'argument' I had with my (thank to the mighty Gods) in-laws when I first came to the US...

I had to research and actually show them the design of the molecole (well the pictures did look the same) to convince them!

sorry for being 

[Opsa]

Somebody, Slap Me: The Life and Times of Opsanus Tau

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

:wack!:

So You Want to Be a Professional Slacker?

[Pachyderm]

Yes, bat surveys are done at night. Why are you here?

or   


Consultancy: Welcome To The Dark Side.

[Pachyderm]

Blood Loss DueTo Plants

[Griffin NoName]

Sod The Vista; Keep The Blinds Shut

[Sibling Chatty]

I KNOW It's Here Somewhere, Chatty's Life Story

[anthrobabe]

Why is the cookie jar full of chocolate candy wrappers?
(because I eats them all and hides the evidence in the cookie jar)

[Sibling Chatty]

The Life and Times of the REAL Incredible Hulk

(Except I turn red now, not green.)

[Aggie]

The Life and Times of the REAL Incredible Hulk

(Except I turn red now, not green.)

From wikipedia:

....writer Jeph Loeb states "The Red Hulk is the kind of Hulk we haven't seen before — a thinking, calculating, brutal weapon-toting kind of Hulk."

[Opsa]

LOL! How did he know?

[Sibling Chatty]

The Life and Times of the REAL Incredible Hulk

(Except I turn red now, not green.)

From wikipedia:

....writer Jeph Loeb states "The Red Hulk is the kind of Hulk we haven't seen before — a thinking, calculating, brutal weapon-toting kind of Hulk."

They've caught me...