Yarrrgh, hit bee thee anyule next round ov Pyrate Olympics! Hacccordian t'me shed-yule, thee followin' competishuns arrrgh starrrghtin thee hevents:
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/Captainin.jpg) CAPTAININ'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/DinghyRowin.jpg) DINGHY ROWIN'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/FreestylePlankwalk.jpg) FREESTYLE PLANK WALKIN'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/Hand2Hand.jpg) 'AND-TER-'AND FIGHTIN'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/KegRollin.jpg) RUM KEG ROLLIN'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/SynchPegLegs.jpg) SINKRONOIZED PEGLEG BALLET
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/Fencing.jpg) SWASHBUCKLIN'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/TabPayin.jpg) TABBE HEX-SCAPIN'
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/TreasureDiggin.jpg) TREASURE DIGGIN'
Yarrrgh, be there any crewes compeatin' this yeare?
The wenches at the Admiral be doin a freestyle ale mug hoistin event.
Last years winner in the full mug life and press was our own Peg "pert peg "McBarnacle We also have Lucy"hairy chin" Culls entered in the keg rollin.
Bring it on!
Oi be thinkin' o' h'enterin the Pirate Ladees Hayredressin' event.
Quote from: GriffinOi be thinkin' o' h'enterin the Pirate Ladees Hayredressin' event.
You'll offend Mincing Malachi, who has won that for the last 27 years. Him and Pink Pedro.
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on July 10, 2012, 09:29:07 PM
Quote from: GriffinOi be thinkin' o' h'enterin the Pirate Ladees Hayredressin' event.
You'll offend Mincing Malachi, who has won that for the last 27 years. Him and Pink Pedro.
Ther be a roomer that MM 'as bin usin' hayre h'enhancin' drugs !
No, I think that's Bart. :mrgreen:
* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Welcome, Ladies an Gentlemen, Pirates and Wenches, Distinguished and Not-So-Distinguished Guests, and Competitors from all Nations to the Pirate Olympics!
* assorted cheers and rude noises from the assembled masses *
* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Please rise for the Opening Ceremony as the last relay runner enters the arena with the PirLympics Torch -- a bottle of Captain's Deloight with a flaming piece of hawser sticking out the opening... The official Portsmouth Pirate Orchestra and Chorus has struck up a stirring anthem... I'm told that the runner is approaching the arena... And now we can just see a figure framed in the gates... Yes! It appears to be...
..................the dreaded White Spot...............
......... but we don't care about his skin disease - it's ..................
............ more disconcerting that he ...................................
........ wears a pink tutu under his frock coat!
:yar:
...which he appears to have set on fire from the torch...
Oi knows Oim late, but Oid loik ter ave an hand at the Treasure Diggin' event. Oi'll go fer th gold, but will also toik th silver. Th bronze is right out, though. Oi gots enuff bronze ter cover evryone's baby booties an then some.
Ware's the rum?
.............that be pointin' at......................
... thee judges podium ...
Thee judges be wavin' away ther White Spot in his flaming tutu, but it's no use, he hasn't seen them, what wif all ther smoke in his oise.
Suddenly th' scurvey crewe from from Priscilla, Queen o' the Dessert (a bigger bunch o' poirates Oi never seened) wot woz lookin on from the stands tried to put thee flaymes owt wiv a gallon o' rum. Not verrie effectiff. Luvverly blew flames butt...
...everyone's behoinds are now slightly singed after the flamers erupted in thee hujest fireball seen outside of Black Bart's trousers cannon. O, the yumanity! Even the Portsmouth Pirate Orchestra and Chorus have stopped mid-anthem to fan their striped pants.
Oooops! All the seckyourity peeple Madam Fifi was goin' ter provyde 'av gawn missin'
...but the crowd doesn't care, as long as they can reach the grog vendors...
Uh-oh... looks loik one o' the grog vendors has run out premachoorly due to ther fack that he droink most of it on ther way to ther stadiyum. The crowd in that sector has taken ther lor inter their own annds and is keel-hauling the poor bugger over the edge of the stadyum by his toes.
Meanwoil, ther first heevent has started even tho ther audience is mostly watchin the keel-haul. A buncha slimy dogs has shot themselves onto the feeld by means uv a cannon.
Aaargh I didn't realise thee Pyrate Olympiks was goin on ere as well.
Yarrrgh, hit be runnin concurrent, loike.
This lot o pyrathletes be moor laid-back though. :piratetoadfish:
Aaargh! We be speshialists in sports lyin' on owr bakks!!
Yegadds, Cap'n Noname! Ye mean there be sum uvver koind than layin' roun' suckin' on the rum barrels? Ut brings a tear ter me eyes it duz, jest finkin 'bout it...