I miss the word association game... let's start it up again....
Coffee
tea
bag
lady
homeless
shiftless
circumstances
suspicious
leery
Timothy
Acid
Buffer
Alkaline
earth
[former]Lake*
______________________
* I'm thinking of that Russian lake that is now basically an empty, dry lake bed. It's floor is very alkaline, as I recall ...
Calcium
canoe
Maudite
dervish
whirling
spinning
Merry-go-round
Mary Poppins
umbrella
rain
Need-some!
chocolate muffins
Yummmmmmmmm!
gummy-bears
duck butter
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
unwashed
dirty
mud
Wetlands
swamp
Grendel
English
language
arts
museum
old-dusty-bones
dinosaurs
young-mind-obsession
young girls
teen-idol
Teeny Bopper Music
Britney Spears
emesis
(emesis? don't know the meaning of that one .. so, in response to Britney Spears...)
Bleah!
Yuck
Politics*
_____________________
or, muliple blood-sucking arthropods
religion
organized
*Bob, emesis is medical-speak for throwing up. If you are prescribed a med for nausea and vomiting it is called an antiemetic. As an aside, Britney Spears makes me nauseated.
entropy
disorder
chaos
The Republican incumbents, five weeks before election night (I know, I know, one word, sorry).
*the first word I thought of would have to be censored*
fascists
Republicans*
* again
Giving rich people tax breaks and letting poor people suffer in the mud in New Orleans.
err-mm only one word? from all that?
Okay, here's one:
Bush!
shrubbery
Ni!
It!
Is
Clinton
billy goat
Billy the Fish
catfish
fried
pan
Peter
Wendy
Cheeseburger
Pizza
(big in-joke there.... don't ask. eightTEEEEEEEN!)
pepperoni
sausage
Tuesday*
* Wimpy to Popeye: If you'll buy me a hamburger today, I will pay you on Tuesday
Wednesday
thursday
every day
any-day-now
watchmen
Night
knight
page
letter
Aleph
Melmac
CATS!!
hype*
___________
* as in the too-long running broadway play
pop
corn
barley
prancing pony
dog-and-pony show
Fashion Victim
fashion police
Nancy Regan
Mojo Nixon
Jim Morrison (Mr. Mojo Risin')
falling star
meteor
earthgrazer
goat
Baphomet
Knights Templar
Nice Template!
Molecular imprinting
child molesting
Life in prison
Big Bubba
redneck
wife-beater tanks tops ::)
Jeff Foxworthy
Nancy Reagan (don't ask!)
Married-to-empty-head
Who-was-that-woman-in-my-house? ;)
calls
dials
up
high
Elevate
Otis*
______________
* brand of elevator
town drunk*
(This town is so small, we have to have folks take turns being the town drunk.)
Blazing Saddles*
_______________
* which had a typical town drunk
Mel Brooks
Frankenstine
BLUCHER!!
neigh
Mr. Ed
peanut butter*
___________
* which one urban legend had as the substance used to get the horse to smack it's lips like that
sammich
sand witch
island
Geysir
Elton
Fashion freak
pinball
ball peen
hammer
Thor
Thunder
Monster*
(The Thunder Monsters scare my Big Dog...but being withoud Baby Dog scares him more. :'()
House
parliament
Iron filings
(tip of the hat to Douglas Adams)
Iron Maiden
Catherine Wheel
Segway
sarcophagus
Fireworks
Happy New Year!!!
champagne
drunk monk.
;D
saki
wasabi
Yummy!*
_______________
* and HOT!
Beer
Gravy
Fairy
Godmother
Godfather
Fredo
Big Fido
Frida
Great Aunt
Bad uncle
Bad Ass
ill-behaved donkey
Eddie Murphy
1990's
Bill
weed
swamp
rippy the gator
crappy the kangaroo
Crabbies
tentacles
Scary Solstice Carols
(check Cthulhulives.org for further info)
Roy
Siegfried
maginot
Dora (the gun)
Dora (the explorer)
cartoons
calamari
squidlings
Cthulhu
goblins
punk
rock
sway
skirt
short
circuit
silly*
____
* VERY silly movie
dumb
cane
citizen kain
William Randolph Hearst
hem
Sew
needle
stick
carrot
top
green
butter
fried
Monty Python
fjords
Slartibartfast
Marvin the "I'm So Depressed" Robot
Alan Rickman
Nottingham
Arden
Dale
Duck Dodgers
Donald Duck
Scrooge McDuck
Charles Dickens
Master Bates
Kathy Bates
Fried Green Tomatoes
Good movie!
Jim Jarmusch
pandamus
Screwpine
Soddy-Daisy
bb-gun
pellets
rabbit
greyhound
parcel
Brown (as in UPS)
ALWAYS-leave-package-on-porch-so-it-gets-RAINED-on-company!
Fed-Ex
guy
smiley
:toadfish:
*rumble*
Las Vegas
vig
vigor
ichor
gooshy stuff
slime
politics
manure
fertility
bosoms
baby
leopard
pantaloons
Panda!
(http://www.worldalmanacforkids.com/images/panda.jpg)
Loons!
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Don-Li-Leger/Northern-Reflection-Loons-Print-C10278039.jpeg)
(take yer pick)
Monochromatic (both!)
Film
Hey, Aggie: I like the Toadfish shot glass in your avatar (and nice logo, Opas); is that available somewhere like Cafe Press by any chance?
Scum
Not yet, it's a mockup. You can expect one eventually...
barrrrrr
stool
sample
space
(Just come out of maths class)
spice
girls
breasts... :D
chicken :P
fooooood..............
stomach
gastric
juices
sex ed (via Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
OWL (our whole lives)
One Life to Live
All My Children
Days of Our Lives
Birthdays!
Candles... and cake.
CAKE!! Chocolate, please.
Depp
lousy (acting)
Hi Chatty! Glad to see you're back!
lout
Cheney
dick (not the name...)
dick-er
(or would that be)
dick-est?
(English is SUCH fun!)
Buffoon
Hey, how did you manage to post Dick without getting it censored? Everytime I posted his name it was censored. Was the censor filter removed from that word? I kind of liked it that his name was censored.
My, I used the word censored quite a few times there.
Orangutan
Librarian
Nekrotelicomnicon
Gobbledigook.
Bush's speeches
Soporific
*actual warning label on sleeping pill*
"Warning! May cause drowsyness"
(I should HOPE so!)
idiot-proofing
(So that nature provides a better idiot. That's how we got this Preznit.)
bush-condom
without having seen your Preznit comment.
small shrubbery
bonsai
BANZAI!!
Banana!!
Which are currently about $8 each over here due to Cyclone Larry destroying our banana crops.... :'(
Banana split
Bingo
His name-o
Dog
woof
Warp
"Let's do the Time Warp again!"
Shrek
tar
feathers
Birds
pelicans!
Who's beak holds more than his belly can!
shoes
Zapatos!
Rio Grande
(Zapatos is a town in the Rio Grand Valley that got that name from being the place where river-crossers would stop to put their shoes on, and stop dragging the brush behind them to cover up their footprints. From there, they were con zapatos, and eventually a small town grew up.)
Grand Canyon
Cement
bricks
-thick-as-a
dense
membrane
pierce
jewelry
BLING BLING!
ring
circus
P.T. Barnum
egress
egret?
baby-owl
ORLY?
*VERY stupid internet word*
LOL!
ROFL
ROFLMAOPIMP
I need a change of pants. ;D
black-holes*
_________________________
* sorry! Nova is on, and they are talking of black holes, just now
space-time (as a matter of fact, really, really warped space-time)
TIME WARP!!
(It's just a jump to the left.....)
warped reality
corporate culture
yogurt
(no wait, that's bacterial cul... never mind. Same thing ;D)
Yummmm!
(especially peach! my favorite--no, wait! Blueberry! THAT is my favorite--no--Strawberry!--no--strawberry-banna! That is my favorite .. no, wait! *cuts-off-suddenly* )
(someone mutters something about laden swallows' airspeed ...)
Yuck! (No, nothing against yoghurt, though I prefer the Scandinavian sorts with less sugar and with fine mild acid)
Beetle Juice (relates to both yogurt and yuck... google carmine)
Wynona Ryder
petty-thief*
___________
* isn't a sad thing, to be remembered for the time you screwed up? :P
Tom Petty*
*(see, it's not all bad)
good-music
Junior Brown
...and the Propellerheads, with opening act Reel Big Fish vs. Save Ferris in a battle of the ska bands!
(I would pay good money to see that concert!)
Pink Floyd*
* would like to see them again, but concerts, these days cost too much wampum.
Laser show
(more affordable)
LSD
(What I was usually on during the Pink Floyd laser light show...)
Light-sensitive-Diopernean*
-------
Not a nice medical condition
photosynthesis
little green things that grow
Old relish
kimchi museum
Russia (the sound of the word kimchi conjurs up Russian impressions for unkwnon reasons)
Nekulturny.
I have no idea what that is.
Nikel Turkey
cheep bird
tweety*
* or would Scrouge McDuck be more apropriate?
yellow bird
Sweet, kind, gentle Master!
grasshopper
Pie
(Creme de menthe pie with a chocolate cookie crumb crust.)
goose-berry
goose egg
Roast dinner ;D
Rothchild
rather naughty child
Robot Santa
Robo Sapiens
Bender
pipefitter
rusty pipe
violent murder
Agatha Christie
*yawn*
Ripping Yarns
Green Frogs
Kermit
*to a melody*
"It's not easy being green"
Green, Green Grass of Home
Tom Jones*
* I now must go wash my brain out with soapy water and bleach to get rid of that song...
It's not unusual to have that reaction. ;D
I only know the Johnny Cash version... much more palatable. That and a British Columbian filk version of the same title, as yet unpublished. :mrgreen:
welsh
rarebit.
fiend (you set me up for this, didn't you?)
friend*
* there, but for an r, go I
hugs
kisses
hugs and kisses
Chocolate.
Ginger
Mary Ann
The Professor
Little Buddy
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000E94P7G.01-A297CMH5CE4RPW._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
what's that
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2006, 07:45:35 AM
what's that
small white sailor's cap.
It's my "word" - I mostly think in images [instead of words], and I thought, "why not?"
rope maker (Seiler in German)
shoemacker
prof (Schomäcker is actually the name of my professor)
prophet
profit
bottom line
dinghy halyards
kangaroo court
kangaroo rat
rat bastard (pronounced raaht baastid)
fat bastard
Karl Rove.
rope
tall tree ;D
mammoth
Woolly
Fuzzy Sweater
foul weather
rain rain rain
Cold, again
SNEEZE!!
Freezer
ice box
little match girl
dies
hurt
heartache
my fair lady
Mayfair
Playboy
Penthouse
banned literature*
__________
* you always read the articles, yes?
Tropic of Capricorn
equator
Ecuador
portugese
Algarve
Al Gore
Inconvenient Truth
pregnant
barefoot
monk
fish
Bicycle
Pedal
-pushers*
* a type of semi-long pants mostly worn by housewives in the 50's
Bill Clinton
nostalgia*
* at having a president that looks and acts - well, presidential
mare nostrum
(thinking about algae in the Adriatic)
Lead Pill
(practical equine medicine) ;D
No-Child-Left-Behind.
Competency
Lab Exams
enzyme technology
catalysts
unleaded gasoline (petrol)
Budweiser.
Czechvar
Spirits.
_____________________
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on November 17, 2006, 02:09:38 AM
Budweiser.
Are you somehow implying that this fine American brew tastes like unto gasoline (petrol)? :mrgreen:
High
--------------------
Nah, can't be. Petrol has flavour. And sometimes measureable ethanol content.
Maybe the unleaded bit, though 'low-octane' is perhaps a better descriptor.
Low
moderate
enough
is enough
ever enough?
obesity
annorexia
alopecia (baldness)
alpaca
Dalai Llama
Qwertyuiopasd
Gotcha! (I expected exactly that)
Caught
Busted
Dolly Buster
Dolly Varden
furniture dolly
Doll House...
Duke
my house*
__________________
*is a very, very, very fine house
with two cats in the yard
In the middle of our street...
Duke
neighbor's kids' bicycle :(
run-over
Grandma*
* suggestive-sales from another thread in Games-- involving ungulates with ornate head-ornamentation.
Auntie...
Duke
Coookeees!
Cookies?
Duke
Cooookieeee! COOKIE! COOKIE!
Cookie Monster!
Duke
Kermit
frog legs
electricity
SHOCKING!!
lack of manners
politics
molasses
mole asses (is that some kind of digging donkey?)
Donkey.
Duke
Winners of Last Tuesday
Four-dimensional packing materials
(once you win Last Tuesday, you have to take Last Tuesday home somehow so you can put it on your shelf or mantle for display. It can be difficult to transport segments of time, so you have to get special purpose-built containers, you see)
The shape of time....
Duke
Naval Observatory Atomic Clock
(http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/what.html (http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/what.html))
Navel Observatory.
Keck Telescopes.
Duke
Spying
James Bond...
Duke
Johnny English. lol
Claude Akinson
Claudius.
Duke
Julius...
Bellum Gallicum
Bubblegum. (Mostly due to not knowing who/what that is... sort of sounds like bubblegum though...)
Guar gum
(always seen it on ingredient lists and wondered what it was)
Vinegar-flavored bubblegum.
(those who recognized Bellum Gallicum, and also love macaronic puns (multi-language puns), will understand this :)) Swatopluk should enjoy it, though in his case, it's three languages involved, the man is amazing! :D
vinegar/water solution that gets the nits out of a kid's hair. (No, I'm not OCD thankyouverymuch. *twitch*)
(Guar gum is a bonding agent used in foods is it not?)
Mother's Unconditional Love
alien concept
X-files
XXX - movies...
Vin Diesel
Actor--NOT!
Sly Stallone
bad movies
Troma
Ambulance
loud
pedal*
*i.e. the one to the right of the brake. ;D
-to-the-metal
To the Batmobile!
Holy Turkey-Day, Batman!
Riddle-me-this....
Golem
Picodiribibi
Henry Miller
June (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_%26_June)
Anais Anais
perfume
(Great minds, same channel, I was about to post that.)
Patrick Süskind
Kurt Cobain
Courtney Love
(I self censored the first thing that came to mind. If you know old movie musicals, it's the name of the movie that the song "High Hopes" appeared in.)
slut
(I hope it's not wrong to use that expression here)
sleazy
Untoward
Away!
Up! Up! And! ..
Beautiful Balloon
99 Luft Balloons (http://www.unknown.net/other/99luftballons.html)
scary
pastels
pasta
passe'
outre'
entree
(note to self: when I have a restaurant, must put an Outre' section after the Entrees on the menu)
food
hunger
thirst
righteousness*
* as in thirst-after :)
leftism
Mao
Purr
The Ministry of Housinge*
*it was spelt that way on the van. I've never seen so many bleedin' aerials!
Ministry of Truth
Ministry of Magic :D
Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a doofus.
Flue-powder
Powder-puff
Dandy
(as in the victorian nickname for a male society 'deb')
Handy
Duct tape!
Red Green
Color blind
Traffic lights
Watson avenue.
Keep your Stick on the Ice
Keep your Ice on the Stick!
(Always difficult with ice-cream Popsicles!)
frozen roof-of-mouth
suck an ice cube
frozen toes
Popsicle Toes
fuzzy socks
Flannel jammies.
Jammie Flan
Flan-- mmmmm!
eggies (ICK)
"Real Eggnog" (ick ick)
*Love, the brandy, but hate the eggs in a drink (yuck).
Just give me a snifter of the brandy or cognac instead! :D
getting thirsty again *
* happens every time I read, hear, sence alcohol in any way. can get dangerous sometime... Aaaaaa... Think of cocoa. Cocoa is good. It's better than beer... Cocoa... Cocoa... Coconut liquor... Rum.. Rum... Rum... RUUUUUUUM...
Work
Play
-er
Head Games
brandy-->cough syrup (the yuky-kind)*
_____________
* when I was VERY young, I had a series of strong allergies-- I was allergic to nearly everything. (sometimes, I think it was really nose-hair---mine. :P) Anyway, my parents were always looking for some patent-medicine or other to help me with my main allergy: asthma (and the associated breathing difficulties). And I STILL remember the awful taste of one particular blue-greenish liquid. Was really, REALLY bad to a 6yr old.
Years and years later, I was at a party, and my friend offered me a taste of very expensive cognac, with an expectation that I would be impressed with it.
It was so close to that horrible blue-green stuff that I nearly gagged.
I've never appreciated cognac since. ::)
Sinusitus
Vicks vapo-rub
rotational evaporator
humidifier
humus
gardens
worms
bottom
butt
hipps
rose
Bonneville*
*another dry lake bed - it's dead flat and level, so they use it for land speed record attempts.
Blue Flame (first supersonic "car", tested there)
Bunsen burner
Beaker
Mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee!
(http://highearthorbit.com/wp-images/thumb-beaker.jpg)
Edit: I really like that picture... just a sec...
There!
OHMYGOD!!!
THEYKILLEDKENNY!!
(Sorry)
Cap Lock
SHOUTING!
** whisper **
no secrets
Spy poison
Amanita custodia
foster-parent
forrest gump
creme-filled chocolates
Auditors
Oddities
Eyeball-in-a-jar
dusty, obscure lab storage rooms
Quoth, the raven
Alan Parsons Project
I-Robot
Roomba
Aye Carumba!
Bart Simpson
Homer
Lisa
Mona
passage (between Haiti and Puerto Rico)
conduit
contamination
heavy metal
platinum
card
enigmatic smile
Motie
Mota
Mutha'
Mothra!
(http://static.firedoglake.com/2006/04/mothra.jpg)
Focker!
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/meet_the_parents/ben_stiller/meetparents.jpg)
Dock 'em!
and flee!
Run Away!
Killer Rabbit
Holy Handgrenade!
concrete donkey
(all fans of "Worms" be greeted)
cement ass
Lead Bottom
Lead Balloon
the surreptitious fabric
lizzards
skinks
stings
slings
bling
cha-ching!
(bling isn't free, after all)
Chachacha
Rhumba
Rum Baba
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandpa is sipping beer watching it
Do you know this one, Kiyoodle?
Excerpt:
CHORUS:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door
into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.
CHORUS
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel.
Yup, I know it.
That's why I mentioned Grandpa drinking beer.
(although I couldn't recall the exact lyrics, I knew there was something with Grandpa drinking, so I just wrote the first thing that came to my mind)
Rudolph's infra-red-nosed older brother on Over the Hedge (http://www.comics.com/comics/hedge/archive/hedge-20061204.html)
Speaking of HORRIBLE Christmas songs:
I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas
http://www.minibite.com/christmas/hippo.htm
Makes me want an icepick for my eardrums.
silent night
curfew
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2006, 06:25:05 AM
Speaking of HORRIBLE Christmas songs:
I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas
http://www.minibite.com/christmas/hippo.htm
Makes me want an icepick for my eardrums.
We had a very elderly former teacher that used to visit and play this on the original record at Christmastime in our elementary school. ;D
Okay. How about Cthulhu Christmas Carol? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg)
squidlings
minions ;D
bigg'uns
(http://www.kenbmiller.com/satpostman/articles/classic_postman/classic_images/big_boy.JPG)
(aka the Big Boy)
Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man
(I think it's the eyes that link the two for me)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-original-toy.jpg/140px-Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-original-toy.jpg)
Michelin... :)
(http://www.leblogauto.com/images/michelin.jpg)
Dunlop
Lopped off
loophole
bowline
crossbow
bolt
bald
eagle
BEAGLE!!
London
Call of the Wild
Charlton Heston
Soylent Green!
soy beans
edamame
youdedaddy
yodelling
basenji
base cap
all your base are belong to us
George Davis is innocent
so is OJ
Suez, OK?
canal
sewer
rats
cats
dogs
hogs
hedgehogs
over-the-hedge
trebuchet
;D
siege weapons
Detrius
fick
f.... (no I won't say what you all thought I'd say!)
freak...
:mrgreen:
peen
peep
squawk
box
cube
rhomboid
Rome
Coliseum
Asterix
hysterics
versingeterix
Que?
quelque chose
UNIBROUE!!!!!!
I knew you would say that!
:)
Told you so!
Are we there yet?
holiday stress
no stress man!
smooth scotch on the rocks (ahhh, no stress at all man!)
Bleh :-X
Meh
sheep
New Zealand
Zedland
Zeddy
(http://www.redcross.ca/cmslib/images/zeddy.jpg)
Zodiac
Z Cars
Z-pictures (like Ed Wood* but not as good)
*the director, not the movie of same title
ZZ Top
Bleh, surface rap!
interfacial tension
capillary action
capucilli
Garrincha
Grinch
glitch
bug
spider
water spout
like a rat up a drainpipe.
like a bird on a wire
Sisters of Mercy
Quote from: Leonard Cohen - Sisters Of Mercy
Oh the sisters of mercy, they are not departed or gone.
They were waiting for me when I thought that I just can't go on.
And they brought me their comfort and later they brought me this song.
Oh I hope you run into them, you who've been travelling so long.
Yes you who must leave everything that you cannot control.
It begins with your family, but soon it comes around to your soul.
Well I've been where you're hanging, I think I can see how you're pinned:
When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned.
Well they lay down beside me, I made my confession to them.
They touched both my eyes and I touched the dew on their hem.
If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
When I left they were sleeping, I hope you run into them soon.
Don't turn on the lights, you can read their address by the moon.
And you won't make me jealous if I hear that they sweetened your night:
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right,
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right.
siblings
squidlings
:inky:
binkies!
Night-night!!
zombies
worms
maggots
spontaneous generation
Toads
willows
villian
moustache
policeman
Junki XL
(refering to the song "Don't Wake Up Policeman"
Junk Food (Hm, is that the kind of food served on Chinese ships?)
Fast Eddie's
(I miss the Bacon Crazy Fries!)
Pre-wrapped bacon
Chicken Fried Bacon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU
This is about 12 miles from my house.
Kentucky Fried Movie
Supersize Me
Emetive
Full House (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092359/)
The Olsen twins :shudder:
Der letzte Streich der Olsen-Bande
(the Olsen gang is a bunch of incompetent Scandinavian wannabe criminals from a serial very popular in Germany)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Thirty-seven?!
(okay, it was in Clerks, but still...)
The Infernal Prime!
(6+6+6)*37=666
Optimus Prime!
Prime Rib
Smuggler's Inn
rum
bum
(http://www.diamondring.com/forums/images/smilies/butt.gif)
http://www.whiteknucklephotography.com/Temp/scooter/moonrally.mov
Quicktime not working... :(
Red car, road, skinny whiteboy butt... :P
On the Beach
the Beach Boys
obesity
cardiac
infarction (so sue me! ::))
infraction (so slap me!) ;D
denominator
(it's "in fraction"!)
determinant (causality)
Laplace Demon
replace the demon
Demon (batteries) not included.
Duracell Bunny
FLUFFYBUNNY PINK!!Not really this,and not this either. Better than THIS, though.
Attack of the Killer Bunnies
Bunnies from Hell
Hell's Angels
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ang0153l.jpg)
Slay ride
slayer
Bad psuedoreligious Pop/rock music
pseudopolis
pseudopods
The Queen's Speech
God Save the Queen
Somebody has to...
sense of duty
duty free shop
Thief and the Cobler
prince of thieves
princess
Duke.
(I honestly don't know)
Cleopatra
(Queen of Denial!)
bad puns
redundant descriptive
small insanity
Small Gods
(Sorry. Indulging in another Pratchett binge.)
big dogs
Elasti-Girl
the Incredibles
The unsinkable.
Molly Brown
Knees up
Set your narrow ass down...NOW!
(Quoting me while teaching 9th grade remedial English...)
hipbone
ass' jawbone
asshat
puss in boots
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"
....
"I did, I did taw a puddy tat!"
DEESttPHICABLE!!
wet pronounciation
wet t-shirt contest
mop and bucket
minimum-wage McJob
Wall Street Mart
Another brick in the wall
mortar
Big Bertha
Slack Alice
Donkey Kong
King of Asses
Dubya
(I've been itching with that one for about forty posts... ;D)
Oh tidings of dumbness and woe
dumb and dumber
dung beetle
beetlejuice
May Beetle soup
fish head stew
coked salmon (no typo)
Cocaine
Cobain
music
calypso
Calippo (http://www.unilever.com/ourcompany/newsandmedia/videolibrary/foods/Calippo.asp)
Italian ice?
Greenland Cocktail
cold as ice
sacrifice
Cthulhu cult
coelacanth
Sealant Cans.
New Zealand
Lamb!
Rosemary
Darling
Carling
Carlyle
Carlisle
Dude, Where's My Car?
Where is my Cow (Pratchett)
carrot
Angua :D
Nice doggie... :D
Nick Knack Paddywhack
knickers
steal
Steel
British
Racing Green
Beautiful Car
Shelby
shellfish
oyster
decadence
deliverance
in-sewer-ants
arson
Arse-off
The Arser!
Arseology
Cranio-rectal inversion.
Bushista
world domination
Domino Theory
M-Theory
The chaos theory
In the beginning...
it started with a kiss
it'll all end in tears
broken heart
heart attack
Apoplexy
Oxy Apple
Oxes
Water buffalo
bedrock
Gneiss!
Guiness
Ploughman's lunch!
poorboy sandwich (unless you're from N'Awlins in which case it's po'boy sammich)
sandwitch
nibble-witch
Nibbler
Wriggler
Wrangler
Angler
The Tingler
The Thing
It
itch
scratch
Scrat
(http://ummundomagico.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/scrat.JPG)
http://ummundomagico.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/scrat.JPG
scat
spratt
brat
wurst
curry
favour
flavine
avalanche
snow
rumour
tabloid
chair-oid
Hemorrhoid*
*Don't confuse with Polaroid... your pictures will turn out like crap. ;)
Hermaphrodite
Aphrodite
Anthracite
Pennsylvania
Transylvania
European Union ... :)
crazy bureau
asylum
Bedlam
Lamb
lion
lunch
launch
Pad
stride
Aragorn
arrogant
Worms
(referring, of course, to the Canadian comedy act)
armageddon
Deep Impact
Deep Throat
Watergate
NIXON :o
Nikon
Leica
Laika
(http://www.daviddarling.info/images/Laika.jpg)
Ham
(http://spacemonkeypants.com/img/ham.jpg)
Cheese
portrait photography
Kimchi!
Martial arts
Fabian (Sorry, a buddy of mine who does a lot of that, and that's 90% of what he talks about :-\)
Homo Faber
Ecce Homo
Nietzsche
God is dead.
dead dog
hot dog
hog maws
Paws
Puppy toes
puppets
Muppets
Mahna Mahna Ma
COOKIE!
cake
Last Post ... ;D
snail mail
French cuisine
Freedom fries
avec canard boiteux
Bois De Boulogne
Bois d'Arc
Joanne d'Arc
Orleans.
Quentin Durward
Quentin Tarantino
Pulp
a different class
Keeping up Appearances
hypocritical housekeeping
Throwing stones from a glass house
insurance fraud
reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits
Umm...
Luggage?
Tiny feet
Cinderella
Brenderella
Umbrella
An English gentleman
(you know, black hat, black umbrella, the little sterotype)
Mad dogs
;D
rabid
rabbit
stew
Vegemite (a favorite secret ingredient of mine to lend richness to stews & gravies)
Vegan
[Puts on best Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm... V e g e m i t e . . . Hmmmmm....
peanut butter
strawberry preserves
Strawberry Days
yeat strawberry dumplings
Urrrgh!
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!
:yar:
Yar!
(http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-278-worf-and-tasha-yar-in/240x320.jpg)
Star Dreck
MAD magazine.
(Anyone catch #20 of the 20 Dumbest People, Events & Things of 2006 in January's issue? I'd like a pic of that. The cover shot is also good....)
(http://www.blah3.com/images/articles/20061225013456520_1.jpg)
MAD TV
Network
Fishing.
Tackle
football
Goldie Hawn
Mayor Goldie Wilson
Marion Barry
Ce?
Que?
Che
(http://www.score.cz/images/icons/Resize%20of%20Che%20Guevara%20-%20Foto%20(Korda).gif)
Ke
:crabbie:
'kay.
Luv ya, bye bye!!
Bye bye, bambina!
Hasta la vista, baby!
Hasse ma ne Mahk?
masa harina
Mass hysteria
Jesus is coming, look busy!
Boss key
Executive washroom
super pooper
Discount taco afficionado
;D
organ theft
organized crime
cosa nostra
cozy nostril
nose hair
hairy nose
lemur?
Espadrille (don't ask :D).
asparagus
aspergillus
rhodococcus erythropolis
Maccullochella macquariensis
Pt. MacQuarie
(been there... nice place)
Nac Mac Feegle
Smeegle.
Cyril Sneer
Wee coo beastie
Waco whackos
Nachos with salsa dip
Rhumba
Kumbaya
come and have a beer
Oyo Como Va
Cuba Libre!
Red Library
Red Shoe Diaries
Fox Mulder
Fox News. :taz: :censored:
Foamy mouthed and imbecile
mealey mouthed
melee attack
Robotech!
Yoshimi
Tekken
Hokkaido Express
TGV
French rail
Third rail
sparks
Sparky
Barky
Zephyr **Scratches Zephyr behind ears and throws virtual tennis ball** ** cries a little**
Wind
Radio operator
QSL
QED
LSD
LED
DHL
THX
THC
pot
kettle
cat
TIGER!
tank
septic
sepia
antique
roadshow
beep beep
Acme
acne
cream
puff
smoke
mirrors
funhouse
Vonnegut
Trafalmadore
Trafalgar
Square
Tesseract
cataract
cataclysm
iconoclasm
Defenestration
Fester Adams
Christina Ricci
Five hundred cigarettes
Patricia Neal
Patrick O'Neill
Neil Patrick Harris
Starship Troopers
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/bronko84/bugs_vs_startroopers.jpg)
Battle of the Bulge
Weight Watchers.
Trainspotters
Raindrops are falling on my head... (has to be read aloud and singing)
I'm bathing in the oil (as in Robots)
"You're soaking in it!"
-as in Madge the Palmolive-promoting beautician
Ack! I remember those!
Of similar vintage (but probably not aired in the US):
"In Chilliwack, 77% said 'yes'."
(to either Tylenol or Aspirin... can't remember which)
pusher man
(what's up with the hospital and acetaminophen? Pushy pushy!)
wonderbra
(yes, pushy, pushy...) ;D
wonderbread
dwarf bread
bonsai
miniature
model
anorexia
skeletal
bare-bones
supermodel
supercharger
discharge
dishonorable
cowardly
cow ardent
Where's my cow?
Dude, where's my car?
Poland (my apology to all law-abiding Poles)
Foreign policy problems
Si vis pacem, evita peron, eh....bellum
Blue Meanie Max in Yellow Submarine: Argentina?
"I've got an 'ole in me pocket."
Wow... it's been years since I've seen that movie.
I've got one hand in my pocket...
(and it's been years since I've heard this song. I think I'll have to find it again, I think I have it lying somewhere around here...)
Nails on a chalkboard*
*can you tell I'm not a fan of Alanis Morrisette? ;D
"Sit down and pay a-ttention!
"I'm so broke I can't pay attention"
;D
I Need Money
(http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/2001/How_High_2001/photo_13291.med.jpg)
(note the teeth!)
SEND
+MORE
-------
MONEY
Power = Work/Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Works/Knowledge
Note that as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
(I)Women = time * money
(II)time = money
=> (III)women = money²
(IV)money = root of all evil
=> (V)money² = evil
---------------------------
=>(from (III)) women = evil
witch
Lancre
Ogg
Fertility
Rabbit
Alice
Who the f... is Alice?
Reverend Dodson
doddering...
Dodge
K CAR!!!
:rockon:
I miss my Reliant.
K class submarine
S-boat
H-bomb
Lip balm
The Balm of Gilead
Gilgamesh
Darmok
demagogue
Demi Moore
Ashton
Kucthur
Cthulu
Iä, Shub Niggurath!
I don't understand...
I never do...
;)
Doobidoobidooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll another one..... just like the other one....
on and on and on
and Ariston
Meet the Agony Aunts
Meet the (her) parents
Meet the Fokkers
Fokker Dr.I
dry fog
dry ice
ice tea
Ephraim Kishon
euphemism
lies
diplomacy
is for Sissies
Queen Sissi
[Gotcha! ;D]
Romy Schneider - Wechseljahre einer Kaiserin ;)
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Not another teenie movie! ;D
Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-weenie-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Bikini
Purple People Eaters.
Barney
Rubbish!
(or, as I prefer to reference, Rubble)
Garbage
Shirley Manson
(lead singer of said group)
Shirley Bassey
Albert Broccoli
bronchial asthma
30 ton elephant
The 5th Elephant
Brown Crumbly Bits
brownies
pocket iconograph
Pokemon autograph?
Ling Ling
Ching-a-Ling
Jackie Chan
(I see Aggie you're on a "Drawn Together" line here... Great show...) ;D
The Myth
Zeus
Hera
Hair o' the hound what bit you.
Nip
------------
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 30, 2007, 04:49:35 PM
(I see Aggie you're on a "Drawn Together" line here... Great show...) ;D
Hideously offensive, and hideously funny. We rented Season 1.... ROFLMAO! The DVD versions are uncensored and extended, so they're even worse! It's a stick in the eye of pop culture. ;D
Elaine from "Seinfeld"
There-a
Aaaah...
-------------------------------------------------------
Quote from: Agujjim on January 30, 2007, 09:36:37 PM
Hideously offensive, and hideously funny. We rented Season 1.... ROFLMAO! The DVD versions are uncensored and extended, so they're even worse! It's a stick in the eye of pop culture. ;D
I've started watching the third season now. And I really enjoy every second of it. :)
YAAAAAAAAaaargh!
Gotta track that down (& season 2). I don't have cable or anything so it's a matter of finding the DVDs. Sadly, the library doesn't stock them, so I have to rent them. ;)
Spongebob, on the other hand, is blessedly free for the taking if you don't mind raiding the Children's DVD section!
Aaaaaarghus.
---------------------------------------------
(I have to admit, I'm not watching the show really legally)
Arbutus
(shh, I only watch it legally the first time) ;)
Arbuthnot
Arrr, but yes.
buttress
buttless
chapatti
polychromatc
hypsochrome shift
nigh shift
bathochrome shift
bathyscaphe
have a bath man!
Foul Ole Ron
Bacardi
tasty
Hasty Pudding
Bread and Butter Pudding
** yum **
Bread-and-butter-flies
flutterby
butterfly
Puccini
Bruschetta
brush fire
fire brand
match
Set!
Net! (Tasot, Yasot, Posot.... no wait... ???)
The sibling below me knows why this is mildly amusing. ;)
Cross-over
I'm confuzzled
Fuzzy Logic
sexual perversion
woman on top (according to RCC tradition)
Cowgirl Up! :D
Stampede Midway
Milliways
Militia Christi
People to avoid
too many to avoid them all
Run Away!
beep beep
Herbie Fully Loaded (where's that vomit icon?)
Herbal Essence
:nervous:
shower action
showtime
prime time
(http://beer.trash.net/img/beers/1684.jpg)
lager
Bavaria
Bayern München
nauseating
ipecac
emetive
emo
Oh my!
Lions and tigers and bears!
Growl!
Gromit
Kermit
Miss Piggy
piggy bank
coins
penny
farthing
Bicycle
FUN!
fanfare
farewell
wishing well
artesian well
blowout
blowfish
Torquigener pleurogramma - aka 'Common Blowfish' or 'Banded Toadfish' :toadfishwink:
(http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/tpleurogr2.jpg)
Big Blowfish is watching you!
(Beware! He is a giller!)
stalker
Tarkovsky
Nostalghia
Nostril
Marco Polo
noodles
poodles
pitbulls
cockpit
snakes on a plane
planar curves
planarian
plenary
replentish
repay
The Bill
Kill Bill
Lady Snowblood
Mr. Snowboard
My skiboards! :D
Skymall
sky marshal
Sky Captain
Captain Underpants
Firefly (ok that was Tightpants)
Superfly
Gadfly
Inspector Gadget
Inspector Clouseau
feline rosè
Pepé Le Pew
Roquefort
Wensleydale
Caerphilly
How cheesy!
Charlie and the low fat cheese factory
(co-starring the veggie (ex cookie) monster)
Bernd das Brot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot)
Chili das (Stunt)Schaf
Chili cheese fries
Fried cheese
paneer
pioneer
funding father (no typo)
sugar daddy
Sugar Babies
chocolate
Eliza
Uncle Tom's Cabin
Lincoln
inn
tavern
barkeep
cocktails
peacock
hunter
deer
John
Privy
hawker
Hawking
Al Gore (remember that Futurama episode?)
albacore
Dolphin
mahi-mahi
tekka-maki
Machu Picchu
Pikachu
Peeps (http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/)
(don't you think Pikachu looks like a Peep?)
(When you microwave him, does he quadruple in size?)
Mister Peepers
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Strangelove
Slim Pickens
slimming package
supermodel
anorexia
anoxia
asphyxiation
how do you spell that?
thesaurus
tyrannosaurus
despot
home depot
Homer Simpson
hefty bag full of meat
steak tartare
sashimi
"So sue me!"
Slough of Despond
How do you pronounce slough anyway?
The same as 'a lot' :mrgreen:
Slough Shark (Northern Pike)
speed-challenged meat lover
Meat loaf
fat oaf
Bats
bloodsucker
lawyers (esp. Discworld ones)
M'Lud
Luddites
ladies
there is a ... present!
future perfect
plus quam perfect
Ford Prefect
Mom's first car
Renault 6
Citroen 2CV
C4
Semtex
Centex
(local discount gas station)
one cent
Fifty Cent
Five finger discount
choking victim
Shocking revelation
tabloid newspaper
page-3-girl
Pinup girl
Pineapple
Ice cream
(I just had a bowl of pineapple ice cream. For real.)
I scream
iPhone
pears
perry.
Luke
I am your father!
Do as I say! (DD cringes at the memory.)
not as I do
behave!
beehive
behemoth
moth
Mothra
larva
pupa
Stupa
stupid
insipid
persnickety
thicket
Gravox
grave of an ox
pit
Ingrid
Gertrud
Hamlet
Westward Ho, Alberta
west wing
right wing
hot wings (hmmmm, I'm hungry)
wingman
x-wing
death star
pop star
pop rocks
popsicles
pixie sticks
Fraggles
fractions
political parties
Washington Soiree
Denzel Washington
Bonsai (don't ask me, no rational connection, association right out of the blue)
Bonhomme Carnaval
Courrier du Bois
Courrier du Boisson, s'il vous plait!
Dial-a-bottle (http://www.idialabottle.ca/)
:toasted:
buckle up
bucket of water
eau de toilette
septic tank
sepia tank
Old photographs
Josephine Baker
Candlestick maker
ars enixa candelam
arse
barge
barque
sailboat
ARGh-9000
arrak
Lambanog
Lambarene
Lamborghini
zucchini
chayote
coyote
keys (hint Peter Coyote)
Alicia
Felicia
Felix
(I first thought of another word, but then decided that it was inappropriate)
Austria (tu felix...nube!)
Australia
kangaroo
pocket
theft
property
none
Nun
married to Jesus
Magdeline?
Vaseline
baby oil
butter
batter
Fried!!
(Onion rings, pickles, bacon, chicken fried steak...now i'm hungry.)
Kinky!
(ever had Fried man? :mrgreen: we did fried shoes - I have pictures)
Freud
Reich
Adolf
Gustav
Gans
Snag
pantyhose
trouser snake
Not the Noel Coward song!
chicken
butt
(as in "you know what?") ;)
gut
rotunda
statue
Swato's avatar
head
tails
top hat
bottom
submissive
Golden Retriever
(um... but not following your line of thinking. If I was, it'd be 'lazy' - "no, it's YOUR turn on top now" ;D)
Golden Bough
Golden Gate Bridge
It came from beneath the sea
The great squid
Captain Nemo
Naseeruddin Shah
(the actor playing Nemo in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
Nasreddin Hodja
Two Sides of a River
Two Rivers
Trois-Rivieres (http://www.gp3r.com/)
Vroom!
Trois Pistoles!
Le Fin du Monde
Tintin et Milou
tinnitus
Rin Tin Tin
Tin Roof Sundae
Corrugated steel pipe
culvert
drainage
sinus
congestion
digestion
mastication
peristalsis
perineum
peri-peri
Beri-beri
Mint berry
(new gum flavour - no word of a lie. I anticipate it will be as successful as cappuccino-flavoured gum)
Chocolate strawberry
cockroach cluster
cluster bomb
Custer's last stand
One night stand
Nightstand
Night Nurse
(the reggae song by Gregory Isaac)
brain specialist (Nu-urse!!!)
brainless
Neo-Con
:censored:
banshee
bang bang
chitty
potty
dopey
heroin
hypodermic
Hippopotamus
Christmas
What does a hippopotamus have to do with xmas? :o :o
---
sweets
bad teeth
Hippopotamus!
____________________________________________________________________
Consider yourself lucky if you missed out on the recent overuses of "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas" in advertising jingles. We used to get the original (1953) played on a shaky original vinyl record by an even shakier elderly teacher around Christmas time in elementary school.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/I_Want_a_Hippopotamus_for_Christmas_Are_My_Ears_On_Straight.jpg)
hypochondriac
Mom
Emotional blackmail
girl scout cookies
(http://comics.com/comics/monty/archive/images/monty2007048873302.gif)
http://comics.com/comics/monty/archive/images/monty2007048873302.gif
So last week... ;)
(I read Monty regularily)
old history (as in Rumsfeld's Old Europe)
ancient times
Sunday Times
Sunday Bloody Sunday
I hate Monday mornings
Morning's at Seven
narcolepsia
insomnia
The Machinist
Machu Picchu
climbing too much stairs
Katoomba
catacombs
dog brush
bottle brush
message in a bottle
The Police
....and Thieves
Ankh-Morpork Guilds
Dibbler
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala-San
Morning coffee...
Haggunenon
an old hag
Crones R Us
Cap'n Cronan
Richard Nixon
(I thought of Dick but he is way more than a simple croney).
Lettuce Leaf
Fig leaf
Daniele da Volterra
Voltaire
Candide
candy
floss
dentist
dentata
tam tam
tam tran (one of my best buddies and a great cook!)
Chinese tree
bonsai
(I know that's no Chinese, but that was the first thing that came to my mind)
miniature kamikaze (mini banzai)
squeaker fart
ducky
The Grim Squeaker
(http://horndog187.mystarband.net/images/grim%20squeaker.jpg)
http://horndog187.mystarband.net/images/grim%20squeaker.jpg
Susan Sto Helit
Quirm College
We Are The Worms
http://lirama.net/song/32605
Worms 3D
(http://cervenytrpaslik.cz/files/worms3D.jpg)
Wolf 3D (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfenstein_3D)
Andy Warhol's Frankenstein in 3-D
http://imdb.com/title/tt0071508/
Bram Stoker
regular
(might have misread that as 'Bran' ;D)
irregular
(sorry, not much creativity in me this evenining)
eccentric
Pablo Picasso
Pablo Casals
casual wear
Friday
Saturday
Happy Days!!
Children of the Stones
Children of the Korn
King
key
gatekeeper
Great wall of China
Outer Magnolia
Mandoline
tangerine
clementine
Oh, My Darling..
Hello my baby
Hello Dolly
Varden
What the warden said
swear word
sweet water
sweat
tears
heaven
stairway
Plant
Power
Corruption
Corrosion
railroad
hobo
Black Beard
Grecian Formula
"Suffering Sappho!"
"I must not fear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litany_against_fear)..."
Silent Hill
The Horror! The Horror!
Kurtz
Kursk
magnetic anomaly
Amelie
Photo booth
passport
Border
guards
guides
tyres
purple
royal
academy
Sciences
harmony (I don't know why, but that's the first thing that came to my mind)
counterpoint
needlepoint
Scanning electron microscopy
The Man in the White Suit
(excellent movie, BTW)
Toucan
Dodo
as
has
been
seen
shadow
The hearts of men
evil
demons :devil2:
Chiefs of staff
Top of the pole
Stylites (those unhygienic monks)
stalagmite
deer tick
moose watch
night watch
Pratchett (http://www.iwn.fi/kk/arvostel/k/terry_pratchett_night_watch_tn.jpg)
Ratchet
Lord Melchett
Baaaaaah
sheep
Sleep
sloth
Ice age
meltdown
ice cream
cone
Sphere
Eclipse
Cyclops
sigh
desperate passion
Desperate Housewives
Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble
Mount St. Mary's (LR AR)
Mount Gay!!!!!
(actually a brand of rum, yoho!)
Mountjoy
joy of life
Joy of Sets. (Popular maths book).
The Continuing Briny Fable
The Neverending Toadfish Interview Cycle
Toadfishia's Secrets
Mme Fifi
dog
god
turtle
Terrapin
Quote from: Opsanus tau on March 18, 2007, 02:54:57 PM
Mount Gay!!!!!
(actually a brand of rum, yoho!)
And in the town of Gay, Michigan (on the Upper Penisula), there is a bar called, aptly, the "Gay Bar".
turpentine
Dick Turpin
Pussycat Dolls
Tweety
Bird
Charlie Parker
New car
SUVering
Monster Truck
Monster Garage
The Airtight Garage of Jerry Cornelius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airtight_Garage
On the Beach
Hermit crab
Spongebob Squarepants
Goosecruives (http://folk.uio.no/alied/TMoL.html#anchorG)
Crookshanks
Hermione
The red head kid who is not named Harry Potter.
Enron
the smartest guys in the room
Smarties
button shop
Button factory
As in the children's rhyme/game:
Hello, my name is Joe
I work all day in a button factory
One day, the boss came up to me and said
"Hello, Joe! Are you busy?" I said "no"
Then turn the button-making wheel with your left hand
(then repeat with right hand, left foot, right foot, face, etc. until everyone falls over giggling)
Ephraim Kishon
The arked haied guy from "The FBI", Efraim sumthin Jr.
I think you were looking for "Zimbalist", correct?
Cymbalist. ;D
Remington Steele (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000258/)
Nice lady!
(Stephanie was a flower customer of mine when she was in Houston for about a year, during the time that her Dad was having heart surgery and recovering. She was just a very nice person, and we spent time comparing our Dad's heart surgery notes and fussing about them not wanting to quit smoking.)
You are so right sibling chatty.Stephane was filming next to a restaurant i was working on in 1990 and she was the sweatest thing.Not a bad thing to say about her.
Sweatest? ??? ;) Sounds smelly.
sports
Churchill (no...)
Margareth
Gounod
Gertrud
Gerund
Latin
Toga
Togo
Coffee to go
(was invented in Togo of course ;))
Travel mug
mud
Wimmin in bikinis
airbrushed photos
graffiti
Pompeji
pompous
Limbaugh
Rush
rational
signal-to-noise ratio
Dolby
5+1 surround system
Stalingrad
Edit - explanation for the curious: 5+1 = 6, and the German 6th Army was surrounded at Stalingrad.
Wolga
Olga
Oblomov
Molotov
cocktail
Rum and coke
Pirates and polar bears
DROP BEAR!
Gumdrop
(Qwerty: what's a "drop bear"?)
Drops from Gums ;)
Baby teeth
Gorilla Tongue
Drop Bear. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear)
Monkey Lovin'
Date with the Librarian?? :o
The Music Man
The music woman
woomanship (no typo)
He-Man
(don't ask me why, it just popped into my mind)
"I CALL UPON THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
or was it grayskull?
zombie (ok, that's greyface)
bison
Tchaikovsky
Jewgeny
Jew-Jokes
A priest and a rabbi went to a bar...
ouch!
poppycock
Poppy Peacock*
*Actual name of real estate agent from my hometown
Argos
Jason
McManus
McDonald's
(Where's the barfing emoticon when you need it?)
Würger King
rat
pack
backpackers
rucksack
NUT SACK?
genus Juglans, inna bag
clever
squirrels
trees
wood
knock
paddy-WHACK!
Guacamole
holey moley
Jumpin' Jehosephat!!
Yosemite Sam
old geyser
faithful
Faithless
infidel
Nicastro
Nikanor
Nicaragua
Nicotiiiiiine!
Gasoline
Iraq war
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 26, 2007, 07:37:05 PM
Nicotiiiiiine!
Good idea... ;) I'll have a cigarette right away... ;D
Shame on you
(both)
Adam and Eve
HAVE LOTS OF SEX
(sorry all. I'm in 9th grade)
honeymoon
(sorry all. I'm engaged ;) )
hotel
get a room
bed&breakfast
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Tiffany Aching
Wee Free Men
Hobbit sufferage
lil man's vote
trouble ;)
say no to trouble!!!! ;D
don't listen to your little man ;)
lil-man-in-ear (der kleine Mann im Ohr)
shoulder demons
Maxwell's Demon
thermodynamics
Hot potato
Dirk Gentley
Gentleman
Ladies
hotties
hot tub
Bubbles
Sparkling wine
(and strawberries...) ;)
hiccups!
Johnny Bravo!
Mama!!!!!
mamanim
manicheism
manchurian?
candidate
mycosis (via candida albicans)
cost
price
vincent
van goh
mad artist
mad scientist
Frankenstein
Igor
sedagive
sedative
suicide
parricide
no more poop on yer shoulder!
The Thinking Ape Blues (http://www.thinkingapeblues.com/)
Blue Suede Shoes
Jailhouse Rock
Alcatraz (you expected that, didn't you?)
iron gate
Ironsides
Michael
(remember V (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086822/)?)
Raphael (any archangels around?)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3D animation
Category III movies
B movies
My name is Wood. Ed Wood.
My name is Bond. James Bond.
bondslave
Hersey's Chocolate/Nike/Gap
Guinness Book of Records
(as in corporate affiliation with feats and stunts, such as jumping the Hershey's Chocolate/Nike Gap) ;D
Beer
bear
I can't bear it
Gladly the cross-eyed bear
bearer of bad news
stormcrow
The Raven
Quote from: Opsanus tau on March 28, 2007, 06:57:44 PM
Gladly the cross-eyed bear
SNERK!!
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Back to the game...
Blackbird
MiG 25
Russia
vodka
Potato!
Tomato
Toronto
World's largest phallic symbol
(http://www.bayst-search-engine-optimization.com/images/cn-tower.jpg)
Seattle
(I'm so American)
Starbucks
(dude, Q... the Space Needle has NOTHING on the CN Tower. :) )
Hah! Even the Calgary Tower pwns the Space Needle... barely. And it's piddly....
Okay... I'm going with "piddly" above. ;D
Rain.
Aggie: did you know that according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_tallest_structures#Tallest_structure_by_category), Vancouver is home to the world's tallest air traffic control tower?
(nope, didn't know that)
Warm snow....
slippery runway
(not to lose the thought train ;) )
falling model
(I'm surprised myself, considering the soils around Vancouver airport: the area is generally all soft, uncompacted river delta deposits. They had to pre-load the site - i.e. cover it with several meters deep of dirt and leave it for several years - just to get a decent degree of compaction before building. I would've figured they'd want to reduce the loads on the soil as much as they could, and a big, tall building isn't usually the best way to do that)
expensive hobby
(that sounds like an expensive way to build, back home buildings are said to *float* because the soil under has a high water content. It's cheaper than lots of sand resting for years)
trim
(good dirt for blueberries and cranberries there, though!)
Ribbons
(Actually, I know in around Mexico city, and possibly back home for you, anon, raft foundations are fairly common because the soils are so bad that pre-loading wouldn't work: your mound of dirt would just continually sink until you end up with a big hole in the ground. Raft foundations can be quite expensive, and are tricky to build.
And there are raft foundations here, too, but they resist soil pressure primarily - the idea is that the weight of the building is equal to the weight of the soil you removed to build it, and since everything was at equilibrium, it stays at equilibrium. But as you mention, groundwater does affect them... so if your water table fluctuates up and down quite a bit, your building may sink or try to push itself out of the ground depending on the water table level.
Plus, new-ish river deposits haven't yet reached equilibrium, so even a raft foundation would continue to sink if you designed your building to be the same weight as the material removed.)
Riviera
Cote D'Azur
(and I apologize for the previous overdose of geotechnical engineering!)
Monaco
(Its ok, I think this makes the thread more interesting :) )
Princess Grace
(I read this thread for the commentary. That's part of the fun here--we can wander off on tangents and not worry about anybody freaking.)
Princess Buttercup
*shrugs*
Wonderbra
Wonderful World
http://www.last.fm/music/Louis+Armstrong/_/What+a+Wonderful+World
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
End of the world
Michael Powell (not the son of Colin)
power to the masses
Impulse
(in the rocketry meaning of the phrase)
burn
reflux esophagitis
Dancing with the Stars
peg leg
kickstand
(.....yer mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand, ye blaggart!)
Cheerleader
(dunno... "kickstand" sounds like it could be a cheerleading move)
Olson Twins
double vision
hallucinations
halitosis
dragon breath
Crocodile tears
Jack Nicholson.
(A friend once called him a lizard and I've thought of him that way ever since.)
Stalker
(there's a Hunter S. Thompson story there somewhere, but I can't recall the details...)
tearing apart (does it mean that the tea smuggler mafia split? ;D)
teething
Baby
leopard
g-strings
guitars
Carlos Santana
Black Magic Woman
Lenny Kravitz
(American woman & Black velvet teen merged, if you ask)
Krzysztof Krawczyk
ehwot?
This guy.
http://www.last.fm/music/Krzysztof+Krawczyk
POLKA!!
Weird Al
weirdo
YANK-O-VIC!!!!!!
Yankee Doodle
Doom dee doom
We are all doomed!!!
Fluffysnakies of DOOOOOM!! (I need a fuscia-pink font here.)
Attack of the (fluffy) killer bunnies
Easter is behind the corner
LOOK OUT!
ambush
Anheuser-Busch
(not a fan, BTW)
horsies!
Merry-go-Round!!
Mary had a little lamb
who ate the souls of children.
la la laaaa....
Bah bah Yaga ;D
Yu-Gi-Ho
Pokemon
Pikachu
Machu Picchu
*sing*
I'm a macho, macho man...
smaug?
schmuck
SMucker's
F***ers
falcon
osprey
Oprah
Wishes
Fishes
sharks
jaws
yawn
snore
snort
Kuack
frog
Bull
Red
Orange
you glad I didn't say
Banana
?
Woody Allen ?!?
Woody Woodpecker
Roadrunner
roadkill
Engine block eggs
piston seizure (Kolbenfresser)
epilepsy
epilator
epipen
BEES!
dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you...
Tex Avery
tax reduction
taxidermy
autobody repair
Bondo
You too? ;)
Yoo hoo!
Yop
Yak
Jack
Hoist
coitus
Caucasian
(the Big Lebowski may be the best movie ever, IMO)
Cactus
pitaya
papaya
papain
meat tenderizer
big wooden hammer
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I see, this thread has just overtaken Last Post
Hexenhammer
misogyny
miss world :D
misfit
Stinkfist
skunk
glands
glance
scrape
barrel
monkeys
cheese
belly button
Navel
rum!
Scotch
Irish Whiskey
Poitin
poison
poisson
arsenic
Arsenal London
Fortress Britain
Benjamin Britten
Benjamin Blümchen
(http://www.happytoys.de/_img/artikel/theme4/330005.gif)
http://www.happytoys.de/_img/artikel/theme4/330005.gif
Elmer the Safety Elephant (http://www.elmer.ca/splash_flash.html)
Elmer Fudd
Elmer's Glue
Mucilage!
muscle car
meatwagon
Weinermobile
(http://www.barbecuebattle.com/images/exhibits/oscar1.jpg)
Drawn Together
(there was an episode involving the Wienermobile in the 3rd Season)
rent asunder
Burgunder
Burgundy
Henry V (and of course Pimlico)
Heinrich Himmler
Heimlich maneuver
oeuvre d'art
Lawn Dart
Law and Order
Police state
Mad Max
Max Weber
Hegel
Nina Hagen
Emo girl
My Chemical Romance
Toxic
venemous
Venus
Aphrodite
Aphrodisiac
Oysters
Cults
Cultivation
Hydroponics
Boston Lettuce
Boston Tea
angry redcoats
angry white goats
Anarchist!!
Antichrist
Antimatter
What's the matter?
(Whatsamadda U, alma mater of Bullwinkle!)
What's up doc?
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Cain and Abel
Citizen Kane
Resident Evil
President Weevil
The lesser of two weevils
(or the lessor of two weevils, if you're talking about Mr. & Mrs. Weevil's landlord)
Holy Cannoli
Holy green pancake
Green Eggs and Ham
Mould
Fungus
Yuggoth
Yoghurt:
(http://www.starwarsautographcollecting.com/Autographs/Spaceballs/Yogurt.jpg)
Hairdryer
Curling Iron
Curling stone
Rolling Stone
Imp y Celin
Itchy & Scratchy
Lilo&Stitch
Knit & Purl
pearl and Dean
Jan and Dean
Bananadine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananadine
The Dead Milkmen
(who gave us the lovely song "Smokin' Banana Peels")
"...my dad says that I look like the milkman..."
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
... and my sister looks like the postman...
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/images/milkmandan.gif)
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/images/themailman.gif)
Red Meat!
teriyaki
Tokyo Drift
(Edited to get rid of my non-humble answer)
Japanese Flotsam
Note: people who don't know better tend to associate legitimate racing with the clowns who think that imitating the Fast and the Furious in their own car is cool. I've got issues with the Fast and the Furious movies because of that.
Yi Sun-shin
Oh, and Sibling Tau may find this interesting....
QuoteYi was a contemporary of Sir Francis Drake, with the respective dates of the two's births, major victories and deaths all being within a few years of each other - but there is no reason to assume that either one ever heard of the other.
Dame Ching
Checkers
Czech Mate
Bouncing Czechs
(http://www.evanscooling.com/gallery/00Sep11_Sprongl_Audi_250.jpg)
- Frank and Dan Sprongl, 6-time (IIRC) Canadian Rally Championship winners, a.k.a. "the Bouncing Czechs"
;D
Bouncing Bomb
(http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/webprojects2001/moorcraft/Image25.gif)
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/webprojects2001/moorcraft/Image25.gif
Bouncing Betty
Betty Boob
Toot Braunstein
(http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/drawntogether/characters/toot_m4.jpg)
Celluloid
Cellulite
Dimples
Shirley Temple
templar knight
Baphomet
Belphagor
Succubus
(interesting chap Mr Belphegor...)
Malleus Maleficarum
malleable
ductile
ugly duckling
duct tape
ugly duckling
Lovely swan.
(Because Danny Kaye said so, that's why.)
Cranberry Marsh
(a place near me where lovely swans hang out)
Colonel Bogey March
April O'Neill
April Shower
Drought
Blight
Blimey!
Crikey!
Cricket
Jiminy!
chimney
Chim-chim-cheroo
Testicular cancer
Tom Green
Greenland
Erik the Red
Nogbad the Bad
Sindibad
Sherezade
A Thousand and One Nights
Fortnight
Durian and beer
Duran Duran
Barbarella
Brendarella
Madam Fifi's
whip
cord
Petr Korda
Zoltan
Zyban
Tybalt
Mercutio
Machiavelli
Rove
Rover
Tolkien (he wrote a story about a dog of that name)
The Children of Hurin
Hwhat vonderful musick they make!
Ana one, ana two...
Loki
loco
Amoco
Mocca
coffee
Elixir of Life
Unibroue!
Uni-brow!
brewery
bruise
Robert the Bruce
Bruce Willis
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Juvenile delinquency
Juventus Torino
FIAT
Spyder
Strider
Sniper
Snipe hunt
Duck season
Duck Hunt
(http://www.igniq.com/images/duckhunt_200605.jpg)
Moorhuhnjagd (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorhuhn_%28Computerspiel%29)
Crysis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crysis)
Cria.
(I live near an alpaca farm and they're expecting three next month! :) )
Cryotechnics
Pyrotechnics
G.F.Händel
handle with care
Fragile
Fraggle
alternate: 'must be Italian'
MUPPET!!
Hilda (I just bought the 1st season DVDs of the Muppet Show)
Sieglinde
Am Brunnen vor dem Tore
(at the well ouside the city gates)
Brunhilde
Brunwald Castle
Newcastle brown Ale
Friday the 13th
(was drinking it last Friday :D )
Halloween
Pumpkin
Robot Chicken
(here's why: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lTzwUUKJbPw )
C-3PO
HU-210
:mrgreen:
HU-1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UH-1_Iroquois)
Mohawk
ethanol
Etiquette
Serviette
Nardwuar (http://www.nardwuar.com)
(Sorry, every time I tried to fix the code, the computer screwed up and wouldn't post the damn post. I give up right here, fourth attempt. DD)
('Sokay. Don't know what went wrong, but I seem to have got it working. L the T)
Messy
Laddie
Lady
Elves
Elvis
Not dead
Zombie
Max Brooks
Mel Brooks
Yogurt
frogurt
(that had to come)
Ice Cream
Sundae
Friday ;)
Thank the Great Everything!
:goldfish:
Goldfish!!! :D
gold finch
(ah! They've just turned yellow here. I had a bunch at the birdbath yesterday. So pretty!)
Gold digger
blonde big-breasted playing naive
My ex-sister-in-law. :o Several of them.
Oh no!
Oh yeah!!!
Ogre
Godzilla
Allahzilla
Cilla Black
Celia Swinton
cilia
pointilism
linearism
ballistics
Plasmatics
Plasmodium
Plutonium
Mars canals
Twix
Tween
Buying power.
>:( WTF? Don't you need some earning power to have buying power? ::)
Capitalism
The market does not differentiate between earning power and mooching power. ;)
Communism
goatstarer
:goatflag: :goatflag: :goatflag:
Chupacapra!
Cuba Libre
Fidel
Rome
Empire
Rome
Empire
King
Martin Luther
King Jr.
Donkey Kong Jr.
Infra Mario sen.
Sen-sen
Sensei
seedless :mrgreen:
seedy
underbelly
class
war
diplomacy
French
Steve French the Mountain Lion
:woot: for obscure Canadian television references!
Gilgamesh (in the mountains he slew lions)
chess (via Sargon)
chestpain
heartburn
heartbreak
bypass
interchange
InterZone
Green Zone
Greenfingers
The Green Man (with Alastair Sim)
Yellowman
Blue Man Group
The Boy With Green Hair
The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes
Australopithecus afarensis
Australia
venemous snakes
Snakes on a Plane
The Rain in Spain
Eliza (the program)
Fur Elise
Schroeder from "Peanuts"
Pigpen
Pibgorn
pigsty
tasty bacon
bacon cheeseburger
Is Shakespeare actually Bacon? (a question not to be asked around Miss Piggy)
to be or not to be?
do-bee-do-bee-doo
scuba diving
Hans Hass
Hermann
Munster
Addams Family
Wednesday
Wensleydale
Wesley Snipes
Winchester sniping
Trollope
trole
Sherlock Holmes
Hound of the Baskervilles
Toad of Toad Hall
Squidlings van Squiden
Hit Squid
Hitman
Hitchhiker
Towel
Frood
Snood
Slood (Pratchettian reference, for the unenlightened.)
Dynamics
Statics
Statistics
Damn lies
Disraeli?
Jerusalem
Sunflower
Canola
Rapeseed
Reepicheep
Grimm Reaper
International Harvester
Harvey Keitel
dishwater
dirty dishes (I should take care of that, but am too lazy)
food
manna
canna
Di-Lithium
Duluth
dishwater (rats, a loop).
watery eyes
(the dishes still wait for me to wash them)
It'll all end in tears :'(
crocodile
Claverhouse
Clarinette
Squidward!
Onward!
Ong Bak
Pak choi
pachyderm
pac-a-mac
cronies
(that's short for macacronies, like KD ;D)
henchmen
Bibim Men
Baba Yaga
modest
Imbibe
vast amounts of alcohol
my last three days
The Last Days of Mankind
The nature wins
Phase IV (when will there be a region 2 DVD of that??? :()
sad reality
saddle bags
spaghetti western
Chinese noodles
egg nog
yule log
Yale
Ivy League
Little lambs eat ivy
Mint jelly
I'm awful, aren't I?
jelly beans
Beano
Mr. Bean
Mini
skirt
hovercraft
craftsman
Cunning artificers
Forgers
Bad coffee
mud
dum dum
banned ammo
headscarf
balaclava
Charge of the Light Brigade
Stallions
Stalin
linen
cool
(I wish I had more wool in the winter and linen in the summer)
hot
potato
spud
scum
Society for cutting up men
public hanging
parliament
palaver
palace
palliative
antidepressant
comfortably numb
sedated
institutionalized
(3rd song reference in a row?)
Mexico
hacienda
cattle
Southern Region
Tropics
fresh fruit, defence against
Scurvy?
survey
Cadastral
steer
stag
Hind
quarters
no pardon
sorry
bedraggled
wet
weed
hemp ;)
hanging jury
lynch
mob
anti-predator behaviour
Pepper spray
(use it to season yourself before the bear eats you!)
salt spray
saltpeter
charcoal
sulphur
wow wow sauce
Ring of Fire ;)
haemorrhoids
Ouch
Grouch
Oscar
SuitSat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuitSat)
pirate radio
http://toadfishradio.imeem.com/home/
(no Pirate radio - YET!)
Yeti
Sled
Rosebud
newspaper
The Fourth Estate
Estate tax
Espace
Esperanza
Esperanto
Volapük
Vostok
Mother Russia
Momma Bear
Museum of Modern Art (MoMA)
Johny Bravo
(Oh, mama)
Johnny Rotten
Public Image Limited
pill
Little... yellow... different....
yellow sick toad
:puke:
Vomito ergo sum
Coming-out
the frogs are coming
The Ten Plagues of Egypt
plagiarism
Platelet
plate armor
lobster tail helmet
http://www.ruble-enterprises.com/lobstertail.htm
Kaviar
Sturgeon
Ogopogo ;)
Pongo pygmaeus
Recreational sex
(as opposed to procreational)
The Pleasure
Donald Pleasance
Donald Duck
Uncle Scrooge McDuck
McCartney
The Beagles
beagle vs goat starer
The great animal war
Cry havoc, and let slip the beagles of war!
Animal Farm
boxer
The man with the black face (does not refer to a dark-skinned human)
The Man with One Red Shoe
Powell&Pressburger
Hamburger
Bremer
Werder Bremen
footie match
Hooligans
violence
Violins
Cellos
Cellophane
Hall of Fame
Shame
Sham
Ashram
Aslan
Thinly-veiled, dumbed-down Biblical allegory
(sorry... I'm not too big a fan of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
"The Passion"
;)
(yok yok)
;D
Passionfruit
Fruitfly
Drosophila melanogaster
Herr Drosselmyer
Nutcracker
Ouch, that hurt...
wet towel
Towlie
{"You wonna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh?") ;D;D;D;D
Crawly (no typo)
Crawdaddy
Father Crow
The Raven
Price, Karloff, Lorre
Attorneys-at-Law
shyster
huckster
hug
Hugh
Grant
Wish
Star (Oh bother, the Disneyfication process is complete).
Fish
Betta
(we got fish - a betta and some white cloud mountain fish)
Recognize!
realise
realtor
Gigantor
Gigantopithecus
large apes
Professional wrestling
Hulk Hogan
Hogan's Heroes
Honky Tonk
Ice House
pork futures
Miss Piggy
Gentile Frogs
you know... because they're not keeping kosher. ;)
Did I just say that? Oh dear.
ventriloquism
Charlie McCarthy
HUAC (yes, it was Joe but he was after Chaplin too)
HVAC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HVAC)
UNIVAC
(inevitably) UNIBROUE!!!!!
Maudite
Kordite
courderoy
Fauntleroy
to faint
Of mice and women (in old movies)
Eek-a-Mouse!
http://www.eeksperience.com/ (http://www.eeksperience.com/)
Israel Vibration
(I love Eek-A-Mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yehudi Menuhin
Yahweh
Yeshua
Shiva
Vishnu
Krishna
Vrindavan
Indian caravan
Gypsies
Racism
Jim Crow
Crowbar
Raven's loft
Edgar Allan Poe
Thou art the man!
Nietzsche (Pronounced Kneeshaw, as Griffin will know if she's read/seen that play she ordered ;) ).
misinterpreted by Nazis
falsified by his sister
oh brother
where art thou?
Ollie Ollie out-come-free!
Stan
Tin Man (wasn't his first name Stan?)
Scarecrow
bike
Lucifer Sam
Sam I Am
Green eggs and ham
Edit - Brain fart: do you think that "Sam I Am" is a Biblical analogy (i.e. "I AM" as a name for God)? Is Green Eggs and Ham actually a metaphor for the protagonist's exploration of religion and belief?
Or maybe I just need more coffee.
;D
(Dr. Suess was obviously a Satanist. ;) )
Sausage, eggs, baked beans and Spam.
Ram
copperhead
rattlesnake
wormtongue
Artemisia
Aelita
Athena
The pallid bust of Pallas
palladium
palamino
Pinto
Impact detonator
Impersinator
persimmon
percival
Sir Spencer
Expensive
Excaliber
Excelsior
Hotel
Roach
Joint
skeleton
He-Man
wielding axes that shine
Ahhnold
Benedict
Eggs
breakfast
heal slow
Seal clubbing
PETA
petting
sex
prawn
crispy shrimp roll
soy sauce
Soraya
Sayonara
Konnichi wa
glastonbury
festival
Sziget
(http://www.sziget.hu/festival_english)
spigot
spying goat
goat starer
Goat of Mendez (s?)
(Strange how you never see the two together)
Crowley
Good Omens
entrails
which brings us back to the goat.
mountain
Old man of the
sea
Debussy
busy
Out of cheese error
Wallace
A Grand Day Out
A bad Monday in
Blue Monday
Once in a blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
without a dream in my heart
without a love of my own
Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
nutz
write any smaller and I'll go insane... :D
bifocals
bicuspids
canines
canaries
islands
atolls
Toll road
Bridge troll
Troll Bridge
Mica
Relax
Seelachs
Ex-Lax
Angelino emigree
;D
Laura Croft
Womb Raider
Baby-snatcher
Vicious Keep-Left signs.
The *Vicious Left* ::) ::)
hook to the chin
book on the head
Finishing school
painted schoolhouse
grafiti
Nefertiti
Horus
Hawk
Artur Hawkwing
Flying Robert
Flying Dutchman
Wagner Tuba
(http://www.csupomona.edu/~dmgrasmick/mu330/brassgrafx/Wagner%20Tuba.GIF)
Tannu Tuva
Tuvalu
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Yamamoto
yamaimo
llama
Alpaca
Al Pacino
Robert de Niro
dingo kidneys
(kidneys = Nieren)
dingy
cutter
Coast Guard
ghost cart
Ghost Town
wild west
feral
federal
express
quark
quirk
Jörg
fjord
Capri
Tiberius
TBC
respiratory diseases
reparations
restorations
old paintings
old masters
veterans
'nam
cannibalism
Cannibal Holocaust
bad movies
so awful they are the best
B-Movies!
Beware
dog
wolf
whistle
I'll come for you, my lad!
go away, you pervert... ;D
Pervitin (a stimulant)
alcohol (a depressant)
;D
Torr (a pressure unit)
kilo-joule
Killarney
Christmas
Yule
Brynner
blimey
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 04, 2007, 02:20:59 PM
alcohol (a depressant)
Since when is alcohol a depressant? I always thought it's quite the opposite... ;D
Blarney
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 04, 2007, 08:52:16 PM
Since when is alcohol a depressant? I always thought it's quite the opposite... ;D
It does make you sleepy eventually, right?
Barney
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 04, 2007, 09:18:25 PM
It does make you sleepy eventually, right?
But not depressed... ;D In most cases anyway.
Shoot 'em up
(I used to play a computer game where you had to kill as many Barney fans as you could. And then you got to fight Barney himself, and push him off a cliff. Healthy, I know.;))
True Grit
grid pattern
gridlock
padlock
flintlock
musketeer
big floppy hat
yellow
saffron
Tandoori
tambourin
jambouree
Jam & Spoon
spin doctor
two princes
The Artist Once Again Known as Prince
Jehovah's Witness
gravel
gavel
hammer
The Christmas Hummer:
(http://www.allaguida.it/img/hummer%20babbo%20natale.jpg)
(you should see the interior of it. It's sick) :)
Disgusting (sorry, I despise Hummers. There's too many around here, and I'm paraniod and learning to drive. :()
mint sauce
mint julep
orange julius
fibreglass kiosk
;D
chaos
of the Phoenix
Lol, we'd been listening to that on audio book recently.
Arizona
slap in the face
politics
retching
ratchet
Pratchett
Johnny Maxwell
Johnny Mnemonic
(decent short story, awful movie)
Trigger
Happy
Gilmore
Boys
Idaho
River Phoenix
molten
mouldy
Scully
gully
golf
Green
grass
Gunter
Wendt
(from Apollo 13: "I vunder vhere Gunter Wendt!")
Wenck (aka Hitler's last hope)
Wankel engine
Felix
the Cat
is fat
oil
popeye
olive
drab
hag
hog
(like the latest MS OS which is a memory hog, I guess I'll have to make a pass to the rant dept.)
boghog
small, vicious creature
Lambi is going to be upset... :snark: :oops: :mrgreen:
relax, take it easy
Stay a while.
Sorry. I was thinking boghogs from Adams, not our own boghog. :D Please don't bite me.
have a drink
Sit down please
bad marks
the teacher hates me
teacher game (hopefully still on the index)
Hot for teacher (ahh... the old Van Halen)
hot dog
Cool cats
frozen hamster
the little squirrel from Ice Age
pick and mix
icepick
Trotsky
heresy
hierarchy
tetrarchy
teeter-totter
tittle tattle
boobie ink
blue-footed boobie
chest
sunken!!!
eyes
lashes
Guantánamo
Guadalupe
Speedy Gonzales
Sylvester
Rocky
Bullwinkle
antlers
anthers
Pistil
Guns of Brixton
breechloader
bachelor
Pad
Thai
Bhudda
Stick
(oops - I seem to have merged the two previous entries into one association :mrgreen:)
figures
forms
Canada Revenue Agency
where's my money?
rainforest (don't ask!)
umbrella
Fraiser Crane
Father Brown
Knees up!
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes!
naked body
Statue
bust
breasts
lost in your... eyes
snort
sniffle
snapple
snafu
fubar
fudge
cavities
gravity
mass
mess
canteen
Eric Cantona
Erik the Viking
Hagarr the Horrible
Helga
Allo 'Allo!
Jolly good
Robin Goodfellow
Robin Hood
hooded figures
Hoodwinked
Lair Sweet Lair
Bliar
briars patch
Brer Rabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit...
(http://www.gamersnet.nl/columns/retrospecial_deel_1/jazz_jackrabbit.jpg)
Oh, the memories...
Pulp Fiction
Royale with Cheese
"Why am I on brain detail?"
Mummification
I want my mummy
Scooby Doo
Mystery Machine
mystery meat
secret squirrel
Chip & Dale
roulette
indian casino
Pi Gao
pico de gallo
picofarad
Farquad
donkey dragons
The Riddling Beast
Beauty
charm
strange
Causeway
boats
"It's a ship!"
Sail Ho!
Saint Nikolaus
Santa-ism
Weevil worship
Weeeee, I can fly!
fried peas
free press
Pirate press
private mess
mess-o-potamia
hippopotamice
Hippolytus
Hippodameia
curses
jinx
Hi-jinx
hijack
Shanghai
Tokyo
Mount Fuji
Oyama
Rama-lama-ding-dong!
Oh, black Betty, bam-a-lam
The Chosen One
Kiba (Wolf's Rain)
Keebler (Elven bakers)
The Doughboy
donut man
Tim Horton
Horten brothers
Horton Hears a Who
Pete Townshend
Watershed
Down
Strange
loop
Fruit...
Quentin Crisp
Crispy duck
sour plum sauce
sour patch kids
clever marketting
marquette
marquee
marquis
Perrywig
Pimpernel
pumpernickel
Windy Devil
Dust devil
Teen Angel
Oxymoron
Oxy-acetylene
Nylon underwear
silk stockings
oriental stock
Hang Sen
Hang Ten
Hangman
Grindhouse
Grinch
Clench
clank
crank
speed
fast
feast
fiesta
guacamole.
Holy moley!
holy cow
ground beef
ham
hamster
Dance
Safety
Last
words
ideas
ideology
idiocy
Ignorance
bread and circuses
pizza and satellite TV
high life
Eight miles high.
must come down
satellites
moons
stars
Faster-Than-Light
speeding ticket
radar trap
nose cap
cradle cap
baby snatcher
yeah baby
let's talk about sex
Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me
Oi, yes! We support hedges' hats when mad.
Hooray for anagrams!
notloB (oh, that was an ex-parrot palindrome, not an anagram) :mrgreen:
knothead
celtic knotwork panels
knockwurst
Hanswurst
bratwurst
Sauerkraut
Tom Sawyer
Dr.Seward
shepherd
Book
Boock Rogers ;) :mrgreen:
Twiki !!!!!!!
Tattoo
Plane
"The Plane, The Plane!"
Aerosmith
Janey got a gun!
Cheney's got a gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIkPQu06VY)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Lizzie Borden took an axe.
lumberjack
ok
KO
Pectate
peace
(why am I thinking on D. Cheney again? Ahh, because he is p*ssing on peace...)
lets take other direction:
---
hippie
cellulite!!!
extraction
dentist
hell
pain
Little Shop of Horrors
Attack of the killer tomatoes
puree hell
dirty heaven
garbage dump
fundies
diminished value
tarnished penny
Penny lane
Jack LaLanne
Spandex pants
rubberover
Tacoma Narrows
Tay Bridge
London bridge
New Cross Gate
Hot cross buns
ow!
Cinnamon bun hairstyle
(http://img34.exs.cx/img34/3012/anhleia2.jpg)
Earmuffs
Merkin Muffley
Muffler Man: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/muffler/
The sound of silence
The silence of the lambs
Silence without rams
In space no one can hear you scream
Heart of Darkness
heartless
Harken!
Ahoy!
Chips
Goodbye Mr.
Goodbye Columbus
Hello, Bartolomeo! ;D
Italy
Firenze
Fire and Ice (Shena Easton)
Methane clathrate
Jedd Clampet
Eclampsia
E coli
E.Raser
Eraserhead
Pencil Sharpener
sharp edges
suspension bridge
Suspension of disbelief
suspenders and briefs(?!)
Swiss goat herder
:mrgreen: :ROFL: :nervous:
Singing nuns (leading small parties of children to safety over the mountains)
Nun Wrestling
Nacho Libre
burrito (doesn't that mean little donkey?)
Don Quijote
Killer windmills
(and yes, burrito means little donkey, and the famous mexican dish named after it)
Brides of Dracula
Mrs. Frankenstein
School nurse
Student Nurse. (oh the memories!)
lovely female students...
the beach
Gregory Peck (On the Beach)
Woody Woodpecker
Hui Buh
Hoi Polloi
vox populi
Theremin
vermin
hermine
Hermione
*raises hand*
why does "vermin" remind you of a bunch of librarians from Brittany? (Isn't Google awesome?)
*lowers hand*
Damn. Zono beat me to the post. Still, a valid question, I believe.
Hair
Cry-Baby
Crying game
Cray II
Ronnie and Reggie
Basil Brush.
whiteflies
time flies
(Time flies the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. Sorry)
boredom
(because I bet you'd get more time flies buzzing about if you were having a shitty time ;))
bonedome.
femdom
(not what you would call 'boring'... :mrgreen: )
fembots
female cyborgs
deadly dolls
Valley of the Dolls
Schatten der Würste (Shadow of the Dessert)
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 10, 2007, 02:59:32 PM
Schatten der Würste (Shadow of the Dessert)
Krakenwurst.
Fish Sausage.
(wow. Check out this page for a convergence of topics - fish sausage, beer popsicles, a monkfish, some very fresh octopodes - I've eaten those: http://www.uglyfood.com/)
garum (fish sauce)
beer batter
Biermörder
alcohol boy
booze girl
St. Pauli Girl
(http://www.herner-netz.de/Pauli-020904/St._Pauli-400-2.jpg)
Rossini (the movie with G.George, V.Ferres, M.Adorf; not the composer)
Valentino Rossi
Signor Rossi cerca la felicità
Felicity Kendall
(and a moon, shaped like her bottom...)
Kendrall
candy
eye
Aye, aye Cap'n!
(http://www.pennypengo.com/Aye-Aye_Photos/images/icon_ayeaye_psd.jpg)
(Awww, it's so cute. We need some for the monastery garden.)
Gremlins
Quote from: Opsanus tau on July 11, 2007, 08:15:36 PM
(Awww, it's so cute. We need some for the monastery garden.)
(They may be a good symbol of our less humble side, considering the name and the elongated middle finger)
Kremlin
Quote from: Agujjim on July 11, 2007, 09:00:54 PM
(They may be a good symbol of our less humble side, considering the name and the elongated middle finger)
(Ha! Another animal totem for the siblinghood.)
Grumblin'
stomach
Stelmach - or Stronach
(pick your area of Canadian politics)
monarch
Butterfly
Shrimp
Bubba Gump
stoopid
slightly
glancing
luggage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luggage)
tardis--- not constrained by it's outside apperance! but no teeth and tongue!
Chameleon circuit.
color shortcut
Yellow brick road
sick frog
croak!
Creak!
Up the creek
Headwaters
levee en masses
proletariat
Murxism-Leniencyism
Dyslexic Workers of the World, untie.
Trade onions
Digestive pamphlet
Edible underwear
Fundies
Fun-Dip
(mmm... powdered candy)
Pop Rocks
Iggy Pop
Hypnotizin' chickens
Hallucinating turkeys
tryptamines
(yah, chemist in-joke. Tryptamine derivatives include many neurotransmitters and psychedelic drugs, and the closely related AA tryptophan often-quoted as being present in turkey meat. One of my old profs did his doctorate in tryptamine chemistry, and is now working closely with several local vineyards on wine grape chemistry.)
coal mines
cold wine
(@ Agie: I guess I'll have to start eating turkey meat...) ;)
cold turkey
wilting lettuce
Queen Latifah
Eartha Kitt
Mother Earth
Nature
FKK
(Freikoerperkultur)
JFK
magic bullets
Der Freischütz
schadenfreude
Shaft
blaxploitation
Seventies
Roaring Forties
(really from the thirties but..)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Auburn-851-1.jpg/800px-Auburn-851-1.jpg)
Auburn boattail
Fantail
bobtail
The Camptown Races
Blazing Saddles
flatulence
Soy milk
Maggi
lovage
(maggikraut)
Age of love
Age of consent
statutory rape
Jailbait.
$$$*
* as in the symbol on the big sack under the booby trap net.
Jessica Rabbit
Dip!
diapers
dichotomy
diatoms
tom-toms
them damned jungle drums
Agent Orange
A Clockwork Orange
nadsat
nutsack
Dr.Scrotus
Dr. Teeth
(http://www.robichaux.net/blog/pictures/drteeth.jpg)
Count Duckula
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/count-duckula-6993.jpg)
Count Chockula
Chocolate empire
Land of milk and honey
Bit O' Honey
Bill O'Reilly
Cognitive dissonance
coherent distraction
punctuated equillibrium
redox
Red Ox
Red Bull
Red Cowe
raw steak
black eye
black eyed peas
susan
Sto Helit
Helium
Neon
Aragonite
Agate
Nodules.
Noodles
fettuccine
Fette Uschi
Uscita
Barolo
Baronet
Bayonet
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Monogrammed underwear
mammogram
Oh Mamma
Mamma Mia
burnt lasagna
inconsolable sobbing
Brenda ! Ye left me broken hearted !
Dave L
Drivel
drive insane
DUI
D'oh!
Dope-fiend
encrusted*
*sorry, channeling the instructional video from the police semenar in "Fear and Loathing".
*hides stain on pants*
Faberge egg
fabu-glam
Glue-lam
lama
Alpaca
picnic lunch
(if you bring the beverages)
bottle party
yucca flux
Aeon Flux
bloody flux.
(so much more unneccesarily descriptive than "amoebic dysentery")
beer
(that's all I can think of at the moment)
Homer
Achilles
heel
iron
Ironman
The Tin Man
The Thin Man
Think! man
The Thinker
Stallone
Microcephalic
Micronesia
atoll
alcohol
antiseptic
Listerine
Lecithin
additive
addicted
to love
Shakespeare
Nicholas Breakspear
Bernard Breadcrumb
Bernie & Ert
bananas in pyjamas
(btw, how did you get from Nicholas Breakspear to Bernard Breadcrumb?)
potatos in underwear
Uncomfortable seating
Spanish Inquisition
Spanish onion
Bunions
Burrito
Incognito
anonymice
Later, Rodent.
deceased rat
who shot Mickey?
Who Shot Roger Rabbit?
Who framed Minnie?
Minnie Pearl
Pearl Jam
Jam & Spoon
Egg and spoon races
Spooning... :-*
Frooning. ;)
growling
Owling
oggling
Nanny Ogg
The wizard's staff has a knob on the end
tin bathtub
I need a bath
Order of Bath
Bath Olivers... Yum!
Oliver chromed well
Baby Oil
Snake oil
Kernel Sanders
Shaved popcorn
popcorn shrimp
prawn movie
Jenna Jameson
Jug o' Jameson's
a bottle of Jameson...
Jamestown
the boys are back in town
Pal Erdös is in town
Lulu's back in town
Luau
Hawaii
Lava
Larvae
Bedbugs.
cilantro
Mmmm! :mrgreen:
Crash Test Dummies
Autobahn
Ulli the nihilist
Ubu Pere.
Ube puree'
Unibroue
Secret Password ;)
Mme Fifi's
Brenda :mrgreen:
Elephant dance
Elephant football
pink elephant
Heffalump
Hasselhoff
Igelhoff
Eagles of Death Metal
Iron cage gladiators
gladiolas
Dame Edna Everage
average girl
uptown girl
Christie Brinkley
David Brinkley
Gnarls Barkley
Rip Torn
Ian Thorp
Peter Woodthorpe
lumberjack
transvestite (okay, that was obvious)
investment
bonds
chains
reactions
oxidation
rust
dust
In the wind
With the wind
Stupid book
Wuthering Heights
Kate Bush
Kate Moss
Peat moss
Lichen
Inter-Kingdom Romance Story.... ;)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
(when will Uwe Boll stop making movies? he is a disaster to cinematography!)
The Seige of Mafeking
(for the Scouting/Boer War buffs in the crowd)
Breaker Morant (also Boer War)
Beer Wars
Food fight
Animal House!!!!!!
anime
Chobits
Chiklets
candy coated gum
chocolate covered raisings
donuts
Homer Simpson (not a bad movie, actually.)
Doh!
Did a little don't.
Que?
Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.
Boleros
Bolero----
Bowler hat
Bowling alley
Pétanque
Petain
Peter Griffin
Gryphius
Gyros
Food (and gyroscope too)
hunger
Paris (I got hungry while walking and ate a gyro while my wife and my mother in law were looking trinkets...)
plaster
blast
blast proof door
Tight Ass. (think about it...?)
:ROFL:
Bad Ass
Oh dear.
Hard ass
Hard Hat
Top hat
Top Gun
Tomcat
Felix
Potvin
cannabis
Canaan
Pales
vampires
blood
horse piss (yes, there is a direct literary connection)
Watney's Red Barrel
red herring
tuna fish
Sardinen in Senfsauce
Locked in the Trunk of a Car
(in the "all squished together" sense of "sardines")
overheated pet
hamster wheel
The Catherine Wheel
Me (That's my given name)
Fa (a long, long way to run)
Do (J'ai perdu le Do de ma clarinette)
Ut (queant laxis resonare fibris
Mira gestorum famuli tuorum,
Solve polluti labii reatum,
Sancte Ioannes.)
quo vadis
Ben Hur (isn't that Arab for sonovabitch?) ;)
Hurvinek
(http://www.prague.net/img/hurvinek.jpg)
Jawollbittschön!
Bichon Frise'
Hey... does Q know he's got a Scurvy Dog?
QuoteBecause of their merry disposition, they traveled much and were often used as barter by sailors as they moved from continent to continent. The dogs found early success in Spain and it is generally felt that Spanish seamen introduced the breed to the Canary Island of Tenerife. In the 1300s, Italian sailors rediscovered the little dogs on their voyages and are credited with returning them to the continent, where they became great favorites of Italian nobility. Often, as was the style of the day with dogs in the courts, they were cut "lion style." The Bichon Frise has a mild attitude but can be over excited.
The Bichon went to sea as a working Spanish boat dog. They were perfect for a boat because they do not shed, don't need a lot of exercise and do not like to get wet. This dislike of water makes them unlikely to jump or fall overboard and be lost at sea. The Spanish bred the spaniel out of the breed, the dog's job was not to hunt or point but instead meet and greet people with great enthusiasm. Their purpose was to make weary people smile and feel at ease, but most of all to cause these people to like the Spanish.
Bitchin' ride
Bichunmoo (Korean movie)
Dog and Pony Show
(dog and cow?)
Donkey show
Donkey Kong
Super Mario
Captain Cosmotic
Osmosis Jones
Jane's defence weekly
Goodall (Jane)
Goodbar (Mister)
Baby Ruth
(U.S. chocolate connection)
Baby Gramps
Baby Herman
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Christ
Jessica Biel
Emma Peal
The Emmy Awards
Mimifax
mimeograph
pantomime
maimed panther
Sigfried and Roy
Hagenbeck
Häagen-Dazs
I scream
Yelp
Help!
Succour
secure
insurance
umbrella
humbrella
(a humble umbrella - the umbrella of humbleness... some kind of humble protection...) :)
Burnt Hombre
(discontinued crayon colour ;) )
Ouch
munch
muffin
muffler
ridiculously long scarf
textile shark
Asian production
Bollywood dance number
hack filming
slasher movies
Mario Bava
Mario Andretti
Andreotti
Areoli
Boobs! :beer: :high5: :ROFL: :thumbsup: :exclaim:
"Great tracts of land!"
;D ;D
"Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying"
"Animal Husbandry for Fun and Profit" (and hoping he doesn't get caught practicing it)
Horse Marriage
Horse and Buggy
Quote from: The Meromorph (Quasimodo) on August 03, 2007, 08:29:16 PM
Boobs! :beer: :high5: :ROFL: :thumbsup: :exclaim:
http://www.prankplace.com/under.htm (http://www.prankplace.com/under.htm) this site goes from G to R but ok here
Amish
(Quite a transition, there, anthro!)
Mennonite
Mnemonic
Reeves
Morpheus
I know kung fu...
Kung Fu Jesus (an actual video on youtube.)
I Will Survive
Alien in Disco (also a video but currently no link available)
Chubbchubbs
(www.metacafe.com/watch/27408/the_chubbchubbs/)
This short movie actually won an oscar...
Blender
Bender: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1225.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.popartuk.com/tv/futurama/bite-my-shiny-metal-ass-fp1225-poster.asp&h=452&w=320&sz=20&tbnid=5YjhnvcDuC5IOM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbender%2Bfuturama%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
Metal
mental
psychic
Baloney
Ham
Farmer Giles
Chrysophylax
Caterpillar
cat on a pillar
Pillory
Sherpa Fensing ;D
Fencing
Steve
Arthur
King
of the Britons
Sheep
Lamb chops
PBS
NPR
Daniel Schorr
Frank Zappa
(There's a connection, by the way...)
male nude
not aesthetic ;)
anaesthetics
mailman
going postal
posted
dumb-as-a-post
post-mortem
forensics
frenetic
friendship
shipwreck
breaker's yard
Waves
ocean
surge strategy
Surge protector
pocket protector
latex
gloves
chemicals
warfare
rat poison
Onna Stick!
vermincelli
vermin
pidgeon
pie
muffin
muffle
wobble
goblin
Orc
Orca
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist :o ;D
Chicken
Robot
Karel Capek
Karel Gott
Biene Maja
Mahi mahi
Muu-muu
tent
MauMau towards MooMoo
Herring towards tent
Aid
Aidid (the Somali warlord)
"Hated it!"
- Flamboyant Critic Sketch from "In Living Color"
dentist
As-is
Scratch 'n dent
body shop
bawdy house
Don't tell Mum I'm an ecologist. She thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse....
Incovenient Truth
gore movie
gorgeous
gorgonzola
Medusa
jellyfish
Rasta hat
Pasta rat
spa -"peggy" and meatballs (King of the Hill)
miss piggy
Kermit
carmine
Carmen
Sinti and Roma Schnitzel
Kielbasa
Kebab
Döner
(http://www.wuewowas.de/lnk/img/doenertier.jpg)
Aaarggh! It's multiplying! The Donertier is taking over the interweb, one thread at a time...
Anyway,
Bursa
Bursar
(http://www.lspace.org/books/whos-who/images/bursar.jpg)
http://www.lspace.org/books/whos-who/images/bursar.jpg
Before anyone gets in,
Dried Frog Pills
Mud
Kahlua
Amaretto
Armani
Acqua di Gio
Voss water
Hugo Boss
Boss Monster
Monster Truck
Bigfoot
Shaquille O'Neal
Owain Glyndwr
Owen Wilson
Jessie Owens
Jessie Jackson
Stonewall
Virginia Military Institute
mental asylum
Dracula
Max Schreck
Nosferatu.
Murnau
Wall
Floyd
Freud
Reich
reach
beach
whale
tail
Sir Robin
The Dark Knight
Knight Rider
MacClatchy Newspapers
clanks
clacks.
claxon
Wax off... :D
bikini
bottom
squared
cubed
chopped
Madame Guillotine
La revolution
Regan (don't ask...)
Bonzo
fire
water
Milla Jovovich
Joan of Arc
Schizophrenia
Paranioa
Internet
tubes
bronchitis
Smoke
Bomb
Iran
I've been running...
Snail
mail
man
women
beautiful
"not necessarily stoned, but..."
Have YOU ever been experienced?
goblin
arx fatalis
fatal axe
Lizzie Borden
all on board
departure
home depot
Rick Stevens
(I don't even know who that is)
Doe (German: Ricke)
money(dough-slang American)
salt (a salary was originally paid in literal salt)
Sault Ste. Marie
Ste. Marie Eglise
Tansy
Taser
blaster
Splatter
splash
a wee dram!
St. Louis
Louis Armstrong
John Kerry
Heinz ketchup
Blood
sweat
tears
salt
lick
dog
bone
crusher
grinder
back
spine
less
politician
slime
bucket
drip
drop
spill
spit
Spliff
(http://images.google.de/url?q=http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/musik/meilensteine/80er/artikel/spliff-radioshow/foto/spliff_200_200_sony.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFTmhQAW7mDRqfGHoFj042dhjVjfA)
http://images.google.de/url?q=http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/musik/meilensteine/80er/artikel/spliff-radioshow/foto/spliff_200_200_sony.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFTmhQAW7mDRqfGHoFj042dhjVjfA
weed
out
of one's skull
Hamlet
helmet
German
composer
compound
armor
amor
ROMA
Dr. Otis Lansa
lift
fork
folk
song
dance
LeFloch
Lochness
Mooooonster!
Adams Family
Lurch
Larch
Time for a piece of wood
woodpecker
Cider
Scumble
scrabble
sudoku
Will Shortz
shorts (trousers)
Martin Short
Long John
Silver
cigarettes
El Zigarro
Viva Zapata!
shoes
sandals
advertising
persuasion
Percy Sledge
Sledgehammer
Big Time
Showtime
Channel
lock
lick
salt
pepper
sprinkle
sparkle
twinkle
Little star
Dark Star (Shines From Within)
white dwarf
7th snow
Skiing
board
excited
exstatic
LSD
H3O+
O2
U96
Das Boot
The Dirty Dozen (sort of)
The clean thirteen
Clearasil!
Charles Bukowski
Ziolkowski
zealot
Falwell
Falstaff
Verdi
Aida
HIV
Hive
mind
boggle
google
gaggle
mouth wash
mouth full
tongue twister
French kiss
pool
bet
bed
sex
hexagon
Hexenhammer
Katzenjammer Kids
Felix the Wonderful Cat
Mendelssohn
wedding
Berlin (Wedding is actually a district of Berlin)
(Does people marry there by chance? ;) )
Brandenburg
Concerto
Bravissimo
Bravado
Fiat Brava
Bavaria
Aguila
(http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/13629.jpg)
(its a Colombian beer bottled by the Bavaria Brewery. Águila means eagle.)
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2007, 11:24:29 PM
(Does people marry there by chance? ;) )
No, quite deliberately. There is a bit of wedding tourism from English speaking countries
------------------------------------------------------
Agulhas current
Aqua viva
Booze
Ozone
hole
hole in one
bugs bunny
Daffy Duck
Dilly dally
Karl Dall
Karl Marx
Marx Brothers
Wachowski Brothers
Varsonoviev
Vladyvostok
Tsushima
Tsunami
Toshiba
robot dog
robot chicken
death star
stardust
Perry Rhodan
Karel Roden
Karel Gott
Maya the Bee
AKEYLAHHH
TEQUILA!!!!
Futurama (the episode where the crew becomes younger because of some misguided experiment by the professor)
Simpsons
Overbite
Megabyte :P
Megastore
storage area
landfill
Philipines
pasquill
pastorale
turnip field (spot the connection!)
tune in
tunic
tonic
gin
Matini
Spontini
spontanous
spoon nut
nutsack
burlap
club moss (Bärlapp)
Kate Moss
Anorexia
Anemia
Adema
Adamantane
Adam & Eve
Adam and Steve
Trainwreck
kra-broosh!
Brush
crush
crunchy frog
French cuisine
Onion Sauce!
Wok
cow
patty
peppermint
lesbian
sapphic
poetry
pottery
Harry
Shave
sheep
wolves
"This would be us if we were wolfs"
Wolf Rain
(http://www.animeyume.com/wolfs_rain/wrmain.jpg)
Blood Rayne
Reign
emperor
linus
Rerun van Pelt
pianomaster
Bowflex
Hilti
Hilton
Kuala Lumpur
Petronas Towers
S&M Market
(ok, jiving off the previous two combined. A lesser-known KL landmark, with a very reasonably priced food court on the top floor. ;) )
Erotic shop
Los Angeles
Professor Angell
Angels in the Outfield
Angels on 5
The Fifth Element
The Bruce Willis Factor
Unbreakable
Tonka!
Tonks
tank top
tankity-tank-tank MUTHA F*CKA!
The tanks that broke the ranks down in Picardy
Jean-Luc Piccard
Trieste
Bonjour Tristesse.
Good morning Vietnam
good moning sunshine
treatsie
Tootsi
Tsotsi
(great movie btw...)
tsunami
Toonami
Naruto
Admiral Nagumo
Admiral Benbow
crossbow
Contrary Bow
Beau Geste
Gunga Din
Gar Din?
Curtain (German: Gardine)
blanket
Smallpox
bread box
black box
Black Bag
black hood
Abu Ghraib
costume
(http://www.natashatynes.com/photos/uncategorized/abu_ghraib_1.jpg)
sick humour
humoral pathology
pathological liar
Faux News
fauxju
faux pas
mais oui
foie gras
Mardi Gras
flashing
boobies...
jiggling
juggling
Birdy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086969/) (one of Alan Parker's movies. The preceding posts reminded me a scene in a car...)
Boyd
Budgie.
Boogie
Colonel Bogey
Admiral Birdie
Sky marshal
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Jacques Custeau and the yesterday way of making documentaries
um.... mark hammil?
Hammelfleisch
Hummer
SUV
Frostee
(If you don't know what I mean, you better stand up and scream, 'cos there's things going on that you don't know)
Sounds like some sugared breakfast cereals
kellog's
KBR
KGB
FSB
DFB
FBI
NSA
No Strings Attached
dead puppet
(Being) John Malkovich
Shadow of the Vampire
valley
volley
ball
bowling
brawling
bar room
ashtray
War room
fail safe
Failure is not an option
DETH
MEGA
Megatron
Galvatron
Galvanism
Darth
darts
curare
curaga
cougar
Ford
Fnord
Fjord
Slartibartfast
farting fast
Morbo does not like kittens. They give Morbo gases.
micorwaving kittens for fun
Bush junior
janitor
Argus Filch
Dolores Umbridge
Dame Edna Everage
tasteful tastelessness
kitsch
Formalismus-Debatte
formaldehyde
Lenin
Good Bye Lenin
Mr Sandman
yyyyyes?
Brian
Of Life?
Want
DO NOT!
radiator
air conditioning
brainwash
Baghwan
hogwash
Hogsmeade
Butter Beer
Buttercup
princess
Coma
comma
colon
powell
Street
fighter
pilot
river
moon
crater
cheese
edamer
Ender
Endor
Witch
Which
Wichita
Kansas
Arkansas (I expected it and you probably this too)
Saw (Yeah, I figured that would be the pattern.)
File
Fie
defy
Format
Formaldehyde
Lenin (eh, didn't we have that that connection already?)
Stalin (That was obvious.) (Dunno if we had it before - wasn't there.)
Bulganin
Bulgaria
Boris Christoff
Yeltsin
Vodka
Shot
Lincoln
theatre
Backstage
Upstage
Downtown
Chinatown
Jackie Chan
Trainwreck
Crashpoint (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=67925956)
Melting point
melting pot
fondue
Roquefort
Agincourt
Count
Number
scene
fight
bull
matador
metallica
Whiskey in the Jar
Jar Jar Drinks
Drink Man!
Schnapsdrossel
Drosselmyer
Bunsenbrenner
Kaltenbrunner
Freezer burn
Afterburner
Downer
Soporific
Super Terrific Happy Hour
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Mary Pop-up
Pin-up girl
Piña colada
juice box
boom box
tape deck
lame duck
president
IAMX
IMAX
big screen TV
televisor
revisor
Gogol
gooooooal........!
goats.
hairy, rambunctious, calculating goats.
Megalomaniac
AM Legomaniac
Advil PM
Painkiller for the Prime Minister?
Ministierial Search Committee
Hot air balloon
Palindrome
padme
Mane
Leon
De Jinero
Di Niro
dinero
dinner
Gunga Din
Foreign Legion
French Fries
fondue
cheese
(http://www.blogwiese.ch/wp-content/AsterixBeiDenSchweizern.jpg)
pizza
Pisa
tower
Jenga!
Bad taste joke (http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=709)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Paroxysms
(of laughter at the bad joke, that is)
ecstasy
agony
pain
Max Payne
M M M M Max Head Head Headroom (http://www.maxheadroom.com/mh_home.html)
Max Quordlepleen
Allan Quartermain
Quagmire
quahog
bivalve
bisexual
Okay, that is inevitable: Senator Craig
(Naw, I know bisexual people. Craig's's just a filthy perv. :P)
Crag
Not mutually exclusive
Crack
heroine
virago
Viagra
(I think that one had to come right now......)
At least from a not-Latin-learned-haver ;)
Cialis
Cicadas
insects
pesticide
spermicide
immaculate non-conception
immature intervention
Dubya
Dubai
money
Cabaret
legs
(why did a K tried to make its way here?)
A man called Brian
meromorphic
mesomorphic
mezoamerican
Mezopotamian
mesozoic
spermatozoic
gonadotropic
Gondwanaland
Dark Side of the Moon
The Heart of the Sun
Dark Side of the Sun (Pratchett)
Fat Old Sun
that old fart
expectorant
exorbitant
Homan orbit
Circus cannon
clown
Clover
tip-toe
Shh...
Tut-tut...
Tutu
Ballet
Mallet
Milieau
Millefoil lasagna
Cheese
Kurd
Pepper
Dr.
Surgery
sugary
syrupy
Maple
Canada
Vast
Wasp
Princess
Flying boat
Speed boat
Speedy Alfredo
Fettuccini
Musselini
Oysters
IPU
IOU
IOW
IIRC
IRS
tax collector
bottomless pit
@**hole
digestive final product
involontary proteine release
Protein drink
soymilk
silk
spiders
spiderpig
Homer
Hesiod
Greece
fire
(sorry for being tasteless)
smoke
joint
yes please
thank you
losers (spot the connection!)
footloose
foot in mouth
mad cow
wife
husband
husbandry
yeomanry
Taming of the Shrew
Sly
slick
slimy
snark
rant
rank stupidity
File stupidity
file sharing
kill teenagers
slasher movie
wrist
Colbert
Stephen
Breyer
brewer
moonshine
trees
paper
grind
chew
shrew
taming
timing
priming
Cousin
cuisine
Rat
Cardigan
Credit card
ripp off
Sub-prime loan
lonesome ranger
Toro
Benicio Del Toro
Boniface
Malleus Maleficarum
malfunction
wardrobe
lion
witch
Wiccan
Dwarf
Mr. Cocklecarrot
Mrs. Veggilover
Mrs. Doubtfire
Rimfire
shiny rims
John Lennon
John the Baptist
Benedict XVI
Paparazzi
Lady D
Vampire Hunter D
A+ type blood
Vitamin A
carrots
bugs bunny
What's up, doc?
Barbra Streisand
nose
Ovid (P. O. Naso)
horses
Patti Smith
Peppermint Patty
beef bubblegum
chewing cow
smoking grass
wildfire
call of the wild
Elsa
Fur Elise
pain
morphine
Morpheus
blue pill
bluebell (you expected sildenafil, didn't you? ;D)
railway
train wreck
caboose
posterior
premature
intense
Baden-Powell
Baden baden
Boutro Boutros-Ghali
Bourgogne
Bordeaux
Chardonnay
(had opened a bottle of good Chardonnay today, needed it for cooking, I might get a glass or two)
Cheddar cheese
Compte
Computer
Geek
Greek
Roman
Persian
This is SPARTA!
lacony
lactose intolerant
lacrimose
Requiem
WHACK!
Bratz das Vieh (whackamole)
Toad Hall
Walrus
Carpenter.
Seven
Brides
brothers
dwarves/dwarfs
beards
bards
storytelling
fibs
Feebee
CIA Caught In the Act
exploding cigars
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Foucault
Pendulum
pit
Brad
Depp!
Willy Wonka
chocolate
Dark
RAD
red shoes
ballet
hornpipe
HMS Lydia
The Fisher King
In the Shoes of the Fisherman
Jeremy Fisher
Pottering
Harry
Met Sally
table
tennis
pimples
zitz
ointment
omnipotent
Omnivorous
Homo Sapiens
austriophabilias
australopithecus
unibrow
bushy
bunny
club
bar
barbed wire
Pamela Anderson
Mr. Anderson, welcome back!
now go home...
Romanus ire domus!
Romulus & Remus
Dinosaur!
Smoochy
smexy
smeagol
Prrrrrecious.
ring
callgirls
overrated
underachieved
undervalued
underweared
where?
Y
ZZ
couch
Wedge! :o
wedgies
bully
beef
stew
fret
fretwork
macrame
johnathan crane
Jonathan Davis
Jefferson Davis
Jefferson Airplane
Lather
Luther
Martin
goose
super fast land predator
predator?
Arnold Schwarzenneger
Shameless plug (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/96376)
Replicating post-nuclear dancing badgers!!!
badgerbadgerbadgertbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgetbadgerMUSHROOMMUSHROOM
magic mushrooms
its-a me, mario!
Nintendo
time-wasting
procrastinate
term papers :mrgreen:
coming-to-terms
death
Melvin
devlin
Lionheart
winter
vinter klaus
Klaus Störtekeker
gooseberry bush
blackberry tea
black bear
baribal
bar-bar... bar-barian
Barbaralan(e)
(http://chem.ch.huji.ac.il/employee/haas/paper2/sch1.jpg)
http://chem.ch.huji.ac.il/employee/haas/paper2/sch1.jpg
WTF
Exactly.
Erm... isomers?
hydrocarbons
greenhouse effect
Alan Greenspan
Security by obscurity
Curiouser and curiouser...
Courvoisier
The Ladies' Man ;D
Tony Sinclair
Tanqueray!
(I'll drink gin with him any day of the week!)
Tanger
Citrus
lemon
acid
H2SO4
Nursery Rhyme:
"Mary had a little drink
But she shall drink no more
For what she thought was H2O
Was H2SO4"
4th degree burn
Jesus!
Religious fervor
Chocolate!
Bingo!
Last Post
game
hunting
an fishen'
Lawrence Fishburne.
( HOT! ;))
Neo
con
US Elections
mudslinging
already
altruism
Toadfish
Pirates!!!!!!!!!! :yar:
anARRRGGGGHHHchy!
asphyxiation
plastic bag
trash bag
trash talk
gossip
gossamer
Australian sellotape
Panzertape (allegedly so strong that, if it sticks to your skin, it cannot be removed without injury)
Gorilla glue
King kong
Godzilla
Mothra
cotton
fabric
industry
revolution(industrial)
rotation
translation
Lost
Wandering
forest
Gump
Prawn
lobster
Dr.Zoidberg
Bender
Rosie
Sam
Neil
Armstrong
Strong Arm
coercion
neurolinguistic programming
NLP Jocks... ;D
Boxers
boxcar
boxer engine
Bobby Soxer
Red Sox
suck
bugger
burger
king
PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
dragon
simon&garfunkel
Romulus & Remus
Lennon & McCartney
Abercrombie & Fitch
Lilo&Stitch
makes me twitch
Makes my teeth tingle.
The Tingler
ringer
ring-a-ding-ding
Scooby-dooby-doo...
SCUBA
scrubba-dub-dub
scrub cleaning
Shubby Dubby Doowa Doowa....
Daewoo
Dillon Thomas
Swansea
Cork
bottle
lunch
hot food
hottie
beach volleyball
Beach movies
Frankie and Annette
Frankie and Johnie
Frank Sinatra
Tommy Dorsey*
*supposedly, the story in the Godfather of the jazz singer who wanted out of his contract with the bandleader was based on an actual event involving Frank Sinatra and Tommy Dorsey.
Engelbert Humperdinck
Hänsel und Gretel (are they kin of Beowulf and Grendel?)
is the oven hot yet?
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we having fun yet?"
yet again
told you so
I told you to go before we left.
SHE'S ON MY SIDE OF THE SEAT!!
She is on my side of the bed ::)
pre-coital positioning
sex toys
feet
kinky
blow dry
dry ice
stage fog
prompter
bad sight
myopic
astigmatism
Auntie, this time you did the Eau de Cologne ;)
aberration
Lil' Abner
abnegate
abomination
The A bomb
The A Team
Hannibal
Lecter
Cantor
Carter
Wool
sheep
dip
chocolate
Professor Higgins
Miss Dolittle
Dr. Dolittle
NOT Eddie Murphy
Martin Lawrence
Lawrence of Arabia
Lawrence Olivier
Henry V.
George the 43rd. :stick: :barf: :snark:
I give my presidency to a horse
My kingdom for a horse
Good trade
The President's a horse's ass... :quest: Or more properly, the end product of a horse's ass...
An insult to all horses
horses
jousting
tilting
whirling
Dervishes
Dwarvish
Khuzdul
Nazgul
Nasty Ghoul
Own Ghoul
Army Corpse
skeleton staff
skull
Kerry
Blue Terrier
Hawker Harrier
Stephen Hawking
Falconry
fly
Martin Brundle
Goldblum
Goldstein
2 minute hate
Rule of thumb
Queen Thumbelina
Rapunzel
(http://bitchwithcats.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/puss_in_boots.jpg)
Puss in boots
foot ailment
bunions
lumberjack
(it makes sense if you saw Hoodwinked)
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/reelopinions/images/dolls.jpg)
And I'm ok
hunky-dory
honkytonk piano
hurdy-gurdy
Laurel & Hardy
The Three Stooges
The Marx Brothers
Communism
Goats
sheep
Glennkill
Is it worth reading?
---
Murder she wrote
Stands still wrapped on the shelf, so I don't know.
---
Murder by Death (I endorse that movie)
ravens
nevermore
Neverland
Hook
Zulu
Yankee
Cowboy
Coward
Forward
Backward
backstage
shorthand
shortcake
strawberry
midway
zipper
Button
War of the Buttons
War of the Roses
War on terror
GSAVE
Agave
Drunken worm
Tequila
La Bomba
Maya Music
Cancún Party
coconut bra
(pardon, I seem to have the sillies today)
uncomfortable
The back seat of a Volkswagen
(thanks, Mallrats!)
Love in a Mini.
mini skirt
Dracula A.D. 1972 (the German title translates as "Dracula hunting for mini (skirt) girls")
Love at First Bite
Vampires Anonymous
Nosferatu
Black & White
Cookie!
Roger Rabbit
Baby Herman
Herman's Hermits
Kim Jong Ill
Bad movies
popcorn
banged grains
grained brains
ground beef
ground effect
ground troops
boots
cowgirl
Underworld
(BTW - if you're into that sort of thing, Underworld's song Cowgirl is pretty rockin')
overlord
Corporation
copulation
fornication
Fortification
Siege
poliorketic
telekinetic
mutant
:shuriken:
stealth acrobats
boat threat class
(hooray for anangrams!)
Das Boot
Boot disk
hobnailed boots
these boots are made for walking
Nancy Sinatra
wokkle
wookie
furball
Furby
floorball
flubber
Shaggy Dog
Scooby Doo
Macaroni
Marconi
Signal Hill
Traffic signal
SCOOT (http://www.scoot-utc.com/WhatIsSCOOT.php?menu=Overview)
boot scoot boogie
Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy
Andrews Sisters
Apple Tree
Lemon Tree
(...very pretty
and the lemon flower is sweet
but the fruit of the poor lemon
is impossible to eat)
Peter, Paul and Mary
Abraham, Martin and John
Crosby, Stills, and Nash.
:)
Young
Ancient
Antique
collectible
Vintage
desirable
Coveted
Covert
Stealth
Wealth
1%
tithe
indulgence
Reformation
Shall I say Luther or Robertson? ;)
Ok, Huldrych Zwingli
Hedwig
Dornhagen
Names
Nîmes
Villeneuve
Villain
Wile E. Coyote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner
Unfair
THERE IS NO FAIRNESS. THERE IS ONLY ME.
ergo...
quod
erat
ostendendum
(it was getting too predictable)
Latin is a dead language,
It's plain enough to see.
It killed off all the Romans
And now it's killing me.
Caesar ad sum jam forte
knox
gelatin
http://www.kraftfoods.com/knox/
TNT
BOO-FAH!
Loofah
falafel
Fahrvergnügen
The Muse among the Motors (Kipling)
Ghost in the Machine
Sting
Wasp
GOP base
glop
glom :hug: :grouphug:
joy :grouphug:
happy happy joy joy
Yo-yo
Tommy Smothers
wuthering heights
whithering stares
CN Tower
1000-odd stairs will wither anybody! ;D
CNN
FUD (fear, uncertainty & death)
Elmer Fudd
What's opera, Doc?
Bugs Bunny
Waskley Wabbit
Victory through Hare Power
Hair Peace
http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/nov/09/52345_orig_lennon_john_photo_john_lennon_62062.jpg
Exte: Hair Extensions (a rather bizarre movie even for Japan according to the description)
Hair Balls
Puss in boots
athlete's foot
sneakers
snivel
shiver
Thunder
Rolling
Stone
Music With Rocks In
Crash (the surreptitious fabric)
Kevlar
Kevin
Bacon
Cheeseburger
heart attack
Brother Cuzzen! Good to see you back!
--
traffic jam
gridlock
(Hey BC! I'm glad you're home!!)
Washington, DC
direct current
solar panel
Sun CEO
Sun Myung Moon
cult
(Glad to see Aphos back, too! :) )
culture
club
mace
purple
HAZE
(Hendrix fans, unite!)
Classics
Iliad&Odyssey
twins
Jenna and Not-Jenna
distractions
diversion
attention-getter
grabber (or whore) of the same
tongs
thongs
flip-flops
belly flop
Belly dancer
finger cymbals
percussion set
drums...jungle drums...beating inside my head...make them stop!!!
Mohawk
Hamilton
(Hamilton, Ontario is in the area that was originally Mohawk territory, and all sorts of stuff there is called "Mohawk": Mohawk College, Mohawk Raceway, etc.)
Alexander
Salamander
Commander
http://www.commandersalamander.ca/index.html
Captain
Minimalism (I was going to say Steve Reich but I preferred going for something slightly less obscure).
Impressionism (at least that was my first impression)
corporatism (to keep with the 'isms')
antidisestablishmentarianism
manierism
aneurysm
Scanners
(http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/scanners.jpg)
:mrgreen:
ESP (and, yes, I know what you are thinking)
DSP
Department of Social Services
E I E I O :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Old MacDonald
fast food (I thought a fast and food are mutually exclusive)
quick bite
byte
binary
:hug: two
better :-*
butter ;)
pie crust :giggle:
plate tectonics
puttin' leftovers in the fridge
(Same principles of shifting and pressures apply, you know.) :mrgreen:
Fatty Ding-Dong (the fat child Dethklok adopts in Metalocalypse).
He eats left-overs and shoes. Among other things.
(http://img2.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/b/1/6/e/e/b16eeabe45bf86497bd287c6ab9f5251.jpg)
Twinkies
Twiddledee&Twiddledum
Flamingo Croquet
House of Cards
casino
Reservation
Nice restaurant
Five Star
Galaxy
Trillian
tribble
dribble
Drabble
Norman
Oklahoma
OK
Bueno
Gutt
wrenching
(I know. I know. It's pronounced "goot", but "wrenching" was my first reaction.)
wenches
girls
(just wanna have) FUN!
GIRLS!!! (Oh...sorry...should have a different word.)
So...
Yippee!
yahoo
Yentil
lentil
soup
chicken
farm
form
mould
mold (achoo!!!)
Humidity
Humility
Humus
haggis
Crivens!
Wee Free Men
Free as in beer
Tanstaafl
(There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.)
(that sounds) Dutch
treat
Williams
Sonoma
Soma
cube
Dodecahedron
angles
Bangles
Beads
rosary
cross
mad
fundie
mental
Four (Stormy , Spooky (Oh how i love those songs )).
PS. Thank you all , it is good to see all of you agian , i did not realize how much i've missed the monastery.
Five
cents
(my current) budget (I'm broke)
bargain basement
cheap shit
shipping sheet (music)
The Shipping News
Naked news
"I'm cold, put on a sweater!"
weather
hurricane
lamp
light
refreshment
drinks
Hangover
overhang
avalanche
Ava Gardner
B&W
A&W Root Beer
float
Rose Bowl Parade
Barbe Bleu (operetta by Offenbach)
Bluebeard's castle (one act opera by Bela Bartok)
Blackbeard's Ghost
Teddy Bear's Picnic
Teddy Roosevelt
"I took Panama" >:(
hat
straw
camel
cigarette
Emphysema
Cough!
sneeze
Choo-choo
train
puppy
Missy (my dog)
Misty
distance
touching
Tackle hug!
glomp
(Yes I am having to use an English,English->dude dictionary).
(Touching From a Distance was a musical biography BTW).
(glomp??? What-the-FSM is that? <checks dictionary.com> Oh...)
adhere
double sided tape
sticky
bumper
crash
cymbals
belly dancer
Coin belt
jingle
ice cream bar
vanilla
sundae
school
fish
sauce
source
So(u)rcery
witchcraft (which craft???)
Kraftwerk
Marmalade.
pancakes
fritters
apples
Privilege
aristocracy
blue-bloods
blue tick hounds
Ixodida
Chichen Itza
Ecological Disaster
Bush administration
trimmer
hedge
hog
Deliverance
Banjo
Mojo Jojo
Cartoon network
SPACE GHOST!! (Coast to Coast)
Ghost dog
Zero
Mostel
Moscatel
grapes
wrath
ire
Erin
(in light of Grey mentioning Erin..)
Buck Rogers :mrgreen:
Duck Dodgers in the 23 1/2 century
Marvin the Martian
Marvin the paranoid Android
Trillian
Dent
ist
ism
species-ism
((Goat?))
Silicon anti defamation league
strip bar
strip mine
mine sweeper
solitaire
individualist
Ayn Rand (yuk!)
Rand McNally
(Atlas Shrugged? ;) )
Dalli-Dalli
Itchy & Scratchy (in spanish they are Tomy y Dali)
Pagliacci
("When we hear Pagliacci, we feel itchy and scratchy" -Homer and Jethro)
You mean Salvadore Dali is actually Salvadore Scratchy?!
Cavalleria Rusticana
(usually the productions go together and it is known in the business as Cav-Pag).
Calzone
Calgon (cleaner for washing machines)
Oh the comercial for it from when I was a kid!!
"ancient Chinese secret" !
Green Tea
antioxidents
rust
lichen
moss
fungi
yeast
bread
cake
Elm Street (where Mrs. Cake lives)
Freddy Krugger
Kruggerand
Boer War
Clockwork orange
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. Lovelace
Ada
Aida
Camels (during the march there is a parade that usually involves a number of assorted animals)
Bakhtrian Moose
Bullwinkle Moose
Rocket J. Squirrel
Silkworm
Silkwood
Wormwood
Scrubbs
fatigues
sleepiness
cuddly
bear
bare
skin
flesh
bone
stone
troll
Him Diamond!
"He is nipple number five"
Pancho in Napoleon Dynamite
"Well, it's the third nipple That does it."
Miss Ivannah from Mall rats.
Krusty the Clown
The Anticrust
:ROFL:
antibodies
heavenly bodies
Day on the beach
bikinis
atolls
a troll
a dwarf
a midgit
Gidget
Moon Doggie ( what parent would name their kid Moon Doggie in the 1940's
Moon Unit Zappa
Dweezil Zappa! (Dweezil is a former customer of mine from the flower shop in Sugar Land. Dweez is a cool guy...)
weevil
The lesser of two...
Master and Commander
French Armada
Napoleon
Wellington
Vickers
Checkers
kilt
kilter
(Griffy- you read my mind!~ A little while ago I said to the Opsalette: "I'm so out of kilter today that if I had on a kilt, it would be falling off!")
out of
Far out, man!
Yuri Gagarin.
Fraud
Freud
fried
alive
animated
Pixar
Nemo
20000
leagues
bigs
wigs
hats
fedora
:mrgreen:
signora
Opsa if you are thinkiing this word I will eat my hat
Don Giovanni
Zerlina (I once had a cat named Zerlina.)
Prisoner of Zenda
Prince of Zamunda
Zippy and Zerbina
(in fedoras!)
Yipee Skippy
Skippy and Slappy Squirrel
(The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xNlnmNLf4
Ren and Stempy
Good an' plenty .
horn of plenty
I have a cornucopia and am not afraid to use it!
Cornus
Chronos
Terpsichore
Erato
New Orleans street names!!
ignorance
red neck
Jeff Foxworthy
Mr.Sponge (the one with the sporting tour not the one with the square-pants)
Mr .Waffles
Mr. Whiskers
KITTY!
cat
(I know...rather trite, but it is what first came to mind.)
Ballou
bayou
Cajun Compromise.
(It's OK by me, if it's OK bayou!)
Boudain AND jambalaya.
Baudelaire
elastoplast
Bitterfeld
Hirschfeld
Hatfield
McCoy
real
imaginary
complex
inferiority
supremacist
white
shirt
vest
interest
banks
rivers
Babylon
Five
magic rings
Nazgul
Nazca
plain
truth
truthyness
toothy
fairy
tale
tail
wag
wig
merkin
gherkin
pickled
herring
(which you must use to cut down the tallest tree in the forest)
red
blood cells
leukocytes
macrophage
orphanage
Beats-hell-outta-abuse
NASCAR mom
Silly
putty
mud
Wally
world
disappointment
Republicans
miserable failure
Bushistas
heinous
hind end
kemosabe (look out for that Gary Larson cartoon on that)
toro
Toto
too!*
________
* from the Wizard of Oz, natch.
catalog
Sears
Poncho
(from Frank Zappa)
raincoat
yellow slicker
yellow jacket
Team mascot
cheerleader
pompom
Chinese Dragon dancer
dragon breath
doggie breath
Liversnax
treat
threat
danger
sidekick
Chuck Norris
buffoon
bassoon
woodwind
oboe
Oh Boy!!!
Girls! Wow!
opposite sex
abstinence (the opposite of sex)
wagons
trains
teaches
brainwashes
spins
Whirling Dervishes
Whirled Peas
spinning top
spinning wheel
kipping/crashing ugly (her less known sister)
noisy snores
*SNURK*
epinephrine
Zyrtec
zebra
CARCINOID (zebra is our mascot animal)
Carpathian
Borgo Pass
backstage pass
concert
philharmonic
orchestra
bassoon
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 07:04:20 AM
bassoon
Didn't we see this word recently?
Oh, well...
clarinet
childhood
*shudders*
youth
infantile
thumb-sucking
diaper-clad
Sky clad
starkers!!!
mad
(Mad! Mad, I say. Mad!!! :bwa:)
hatter
march hare
military tortoise
soup
nuts
jjj :P (apologies to those who never met him)
I
I think, therefore I am.
I am a Camera
(Christopher Isherwood book)
(Also, re: reuse of words--it's supposed to be your first reaction, so there will be repeats. I'd say it's valid as long as it's not circular, like oboe/double reed/bassoon/oboe...and so on. What say the rest of youse guys??)
SLR
(sounds good to me. I'm not going to read through all 300+ pages and make a list of every word used.
snob*
___________
* as in "real photographers ONLY use SLR's" :P
snooty
BOOTY!!
LOOT!!!
lute
lyre
Orpheus
Orff
Carl
Marx
Spencer
Tracy
Wrist TV
Wrist dart gun
spiderman
Fantastic Four
Quote from: The Meromorph on January 17, 2008, 01:13:11 AM
Spencer
You KNOW my first response to that was SCHNAUZER!!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Oh, sorry, do go on with the game...
Magnificent Seven
Three nuts for Cinderella
The Three Stooges
(Chatty- I would have put 'schnauzer', too.)
The Three Amigos
Plethora
Plesiosaur
ichthyosaur
icky-poo
poo poo
poi
fingers
toes
(My first response was "Fineous", but unless you are a very old Dragon magazine fan, you wouldn't get the reference.)
mistle
kiss
brush
arbusto
arquebus
(I thought it has a double s at the end. Too lazy to look it up.)
blunderbuss
(Dictionary.com gave that as the proper spelling.)
Double-decker bus
Double-decker sammitch.
hamburger (drool)
Hamburglar
MacDonald's
Vomit-i-licious
barf :barf:
bark
Tree
Rowan
Martin
Mathias
Matthew
Mark
James
T. Kirk
Roddenberry
Star Wreck
Brittany Spears
Nutz
Berries
Delicious
Nutritious
Fortified
crenelated
crepuscular
Cheney
(I usually refer to him as a crepuscular troglydyte, prompting a lot of HUH? responses.)
Snake in the grass
fiend
televangelist
homeopathy
water
feed
feedbag
trough
gub'ment
crooks
hooligans
nekulturnij
twilight
evening
out
It!
clown
custard
blonde
(Ah, Scrib, I see you have discovered Girl Genius. Great cartoon. Mad science rules!!! Go sparks.)
brunette
(Not a recent discovery. Recent re-use as an avatar, though)
Bone
(The first time I can recall hearing that word [I must have been about three], we were visiting my grandmother's friend, who must have been a paleontologist or something, based on all the old animal bones in her house)
-of contention
position
betters
letters
greek
Roman
nose
noose
John Wayne
the Duke
Wellington
Napoleon
neopolitan
raspberry sorbet.
let loose the tiger
Tiger! (Effing) tiger!
woods
colt
45
1/3
<3
:kisshands:
<Colonel steps in and stamps his foot> "Stop this. This is all too silly."
General Staff uniform jacket ( with the red tabs )
and a tutu.
Desmond?
narrow plank
balance beam
sunbeam
ray
Man, and his lovely wife, Sting.
ouch
booboo
boob(s)
WOMEN!!! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Calligyean: Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.
Jessica Sutta
corrected for spelling
Not ever having heard of this "Jessica Sutta", naturally I had to google-image her to see.
After approximately 900 pages of images, I still couldn't find one of her backside as a suitable study. *sigh* Only 16,000 pages to go, according to Google....
The sibling below me thinks I need to get out more.
OOPS! Wrong thread.... (what I get for taking cold medicine and then playing around on the computer...)
My word would be:
900 Images
300 Spartans
100 vestal virgins
virgin olive oil
robot sex change
gender bender
frog in a blender
yucky
yoghurt
yurt
dirty hippies
(An insult a friend used to throw around--you're a dirty hippy in a yurt!)
strawberry fair well Beagle will get the connection....
Barbary ape
barbarian
Conan the Librarian
Aguirre, Wrath of God
Anoia, Goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.
Going Postal
going up!
bellboy
bell, book and candle
Jinx
Mt. Lookatthat
Mt. Guckanunda
Mr. Goodbar
Allahu Akbar
Akbar and Jeff
jiffylube
oil into the landfill
The cheery glow of a burning landfill.
Fire in the hole!
Toad in the Hole
School dinners
ladies with hairnets
ladies that lunch
lunch with a lady
salad
lettuce
spray
(AKA the "salad benediction" before meals, Lettuce Spray...Dear Lord, we thank you for...)
agent orange
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 29, 2008, 03:31:14 AM
spray
(AKA the "salad benediction" before meals, Lettuce Spray...Dear Lord, we thank you for...)
:stick:
Orange Julius
:fit:
Blue Fred
blueberry
blackberry
Crack
Cannon
canon
tenet
dogma
Silent Bob
Last Scion
scorpion
crossbow
hot cross buns
wet nellies
"I'm singin' in the rain..."
musicals
"The Sound of Music"
violins
Gangsters in the 20's
Speakeasies
bootleggers
leg warmers
fuzzy dogs
shaved fuzzy dogs (ewwww!)
Poodle cut
beetles
bugs
Republican Policies
<censored>
<my REAL opinion of dubya>
Embrace the flag and close your eyes to reason....
---
Knights who say "Ni"
Shrubbery. A nice one, not too big.
Roger the Shrubber
"Oh what sad times are these when any passing ruffian can say 'Ni' to a little old lady."
[Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a...]
herring!
Can't.
No teeth.
Can. Teeth.
canteen
cantina
Latina
senorita
oranges
lucky
jim
transparent
That probably requires some explanation. At Uni there was a fellow called James in my halls. Pale doesn't begin to describe him. Not albino, but very little pigmentation. Always wore white, so he wasn't mistaken for the walking dead. Add to this peculiarly monochromatic mix a very quiet persona, so self-effacing that you barely knew he was in a room. All this led to his nickname, Transparent Jim.
glass
philip
Alexander
The Great
Gonzo (The Muppet, sillies!)
Bonzo
Bozo the Clown
Jester
Thomas Rhymer
Thomas Aquinas
Dominicans
Murder
ravens
Nevermore!
yellow brick road
tin man
scarecrow
cornfield
aeroplanes
C47 Dakota
goony bird
milligan
Tiger Woods
Kipling
India
curry
spicy
cancel
British Rail
Late*
_______________
* as in, I'm Gonna Be Late Again. As in all fairness, I have never actually taken a ride on British Rail, and for all I know, it may be the very bastion of punctuality. However, if it were perpetually late, I can only imagine the very polite nature of British Culture, would prohibit anyone from complaining about it directly. ::) ;)
great
Planet Earth
David Attenborough
(* as in, I'm Gonna Be Late Again. As in all fairness, I have never actually taken a ride on British Rail, and for all I know, it may be the very bastion of punctuality.
Oh, no, Bob. Most definitely, no.)
Politician
Lot vacant
for sale
ladies of negotiable affection
Mustang Ranch
moustache
cookie duster
cookie monster
hairy
hoary
horny
narwhal
unicorn
virgin's hair
extra virgin olive oil
Mongolian wrestling
Nun wrestling
extra virgin olive oil :mrgreen:
Nuns on the Run
Eric Idle
Monty Python
beavour cheese
Leave It To Beaver
Malcolm in the Middle
boy genus
girl genus (Homo venusii?)
Veneris mons
disease
doctors
scarves
Red Baron
Snoopy
Peanuts
Anaphylactic shock
rear suspension
suspension bridge
Golden Gate
Fog
"B" movies
Bebe Rebozo
"Find the Soap"
"Shampoo"
poodle
strudel
rosti's
Switzerland
Guns-in-closets*
___________________
* okay, this stems from a conversation I had earlier, about the Swish national militia/reserves. Nearly EVERYONE is a member, last time I heard, and is required to have a mil-grade rifle in good working order, on the premesis (and properly secured, too). Or, maybe me memorie's plain' tricks ag'n ....
Nah, Bob, the memory is working. One of my teachers went to visit a friend of his in Switzerland. His mate said "on Saturday, there will be shooting, it's our training day" Max thought nothing more of it. Come Sat. morning, he thought the world was ending. Rushed outside, to find his mate and the rest of his crew firing the anti-aircraft gun that was kept in the shed at the bottom of the garden (lived in the mountains).The Nazis didn't invade because of the banks, but also because the entire country is an armed camp, and would have cost too many casualties...
violin cases
viola strings
resin
sap
amber
gem
windows (GEM was the Atari predecessor)
Blue Screen of Death (commonly referred as BSOD).
crash
bandicoot
rattus rattus
The Stainless Steel Rat
Mechanic Cat
Samurai Cat
(http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n8/n41864.jpg)
Samurai Jack
(http://www.genreonline.net/Genre_files/SamuariJackFinale1.JPG)
Captain Jack
Jack Daniels
Johnny Walker
bourbon and coke
Hungover
overhang
Porch swing
mint julep
Mark Twain
River soundings
bells across the meadows
Pimms on the croquet lawn.
painted, wooden balls
Pornochio ;D
Woodie
Guthrie
Boxcar Willie
Boxer engine
boxer shorts!
Hawaiian shirt
Book him Danno.
Dannon yogurt
Volvic
"They're boxy, but they are good"
"Sony, because Caucasians are just too damn big"
Sonny and Cher
Bono
Skiing accident
On the piste.
urine (OK, that joke only works in German)
No, with a little twisted grammar it works in Swedish too.
ammoniac
maniac
loony toons
"What's up, Doc?"
Albuquerque!
Cucamonga!
Frank Zappa
Why don't we do it in the road?
The White Album
Sgt. Pepper's
Yellow
Curious
George
Shrubya
:barf:
(I can top that....)
Cheney!
Satan and his son (Mammon)
*shudder*
Dante's Inferno
Cerebus
Dogs of War
Cry Havoc, and let slip the...
Julius Caesar
Historical Drama
Sandal movie
Monty Python's Life of Brian.
ARTHUR: Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH: No.
SHOE FOLLOWER: ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL: Cast off...
SPIKE: Aye. What?
GIRL: ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean
LOL!
Laugh-In
Goldie Hawn.
Bird on a Wire
fried chicken (with or without Kentucky)
Colonel Sanders
Kentucky Colonels
Bluegrass
green grass
home
...on the range
range finder
The Aga Shop ;D
Mall
Flanders
Ned
Kelly
from the Isle of Man
Manx
Marx
brothers
In Arms
armed and dangerous
FPS*
_____________
* first person shooter
BSE
Tainted Milk
stained glass (or was it dress? :mrgreen:)
eisenglass
obsidian
sacrificial knives
Mayan temple
Cinco de Mayo
Fourth of July
Rocket's red glare
red tide
commie peril
gorge of eternal peril
brink
extinction
global climate change
Al Gore and the biggest carbon footprint in history
Florida elections
scam, wonderful scam
scum
Bush/Cheney
rogue elephants (covering both how they behave and what would happen to him in a civilized world ;) )
pink elephants
mead
feed
breed
breen
brawn
Brawl
bar
rest
pickup (as a musical term).
check out
cart
horse
water
whiskey
conscience salve
pacifist serial killer
fighting for peace
dying for justice
Captain America
DIE ON A DEATHBED
boots
cramped feet
Chinese fashion
it's a duck
or a witch-- can't tell...
knell
kneel
Prie Dieu
cheese
wheel
karma
dharma
bum
digger
grave
mistake
error
berry
black
white
Christmas
Scrooge McDuck
lumberjack (ok, that's far enough to count as a nonsequitur)
I'm OK
You're nuts!
putz
klutz
hertz
squirts
tots
bots
battle
field
war
peace
(no, scratch that...)
Tolstoy.
(no...)
boooring novels
(no...ahh, I got it:)
Cliff Notes!
The Iliad
The Odyssey
Homer
Homing missile (you expected me to choose "Simpson", didn't you?)
Homeboy
(and yes... yes I did.)
Gang-banger
WAT?
watt
Boulton
voltaire
French Poetry.
Baudelaire
baud rate
acoustic coupler
Rotary-Dial phones
anachronism
anarchronschism
unpronounceable ::)
unthinkable
unsinkable
unkaputtbar
under butter?
underberg (the "medicinal" way to become an alcoholic)
Peer Gynt
UBU Pere
UB40
Tyler is guilty! (white judge he said so).
Good morning judge, how are you today?
Good morning, the Worm your Honor
worm hitler
Dubya (a hitler wannabe)
WB
Warner Brothers
warn a brother
Cain and Abel
McCain
oven chips
Beethoven
between
Dragon stories*
* by Anne McCaffery, which had dragons that could teleport between one place and another.
Pern
and Teller
Invisible Thread joke that Saved The World
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Fleets directions
Pain in the ....err... you know.
donkey
Shrek
ogre
oggy
Ozzy
Brummie
(For the non-Brits, it what you call a person from Birmingham. Either that or "the accused")
Rummie
Dummsfeld
Unilateral Actions
Failure in Foreign Policy
Bush & Co.
:loud, insistent retching sounds and rather alarming eructations, spittings and assorted wheezings and hackings:
*the noises commonly made by certain farm animals, when venting waste methane into the atmosphere.*
It should be noted that said methane is usually heavily contaminated with sulfur dioxides, giving it a characteristic oder.
I think the hydrogen sulfide is much worse
Reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
Fate Bait
fruitbat
Dennis Miller
Dennis Moore (not the politician)
Dum dum dum de dum...
Lupins
perennial
Spring-- soon*
* but not, apparently, soon enough.
fall back
baseball
Charlie Brown
Lucy
Ricky
you're-so-fine-you're-so-fine-you-blow-my-mind
cheerleader drag!!
nancy-boys*
* taken from an old movie, I forget the title of
This was a response to Chatty, but Bob beat me to it.
Could be one of two things:
1. Accepted dating technique of the football and wrestling teams
or
2. A big surprise for that member of the football or wrestling team.
I'll go with 2, because it's funnier.
In response to Bob,
Quentin Crisp
Tarantino chicken
Kentucky Fried
Zinger Burger
Big Buford (burger)
Mumford
Stepford
two come to mind:
Robot Wife
and
Ideal Wife
You choose...
Playboy bunny
You didn't say which one you chose, Aphos.... ;D
Space
(looks great, contains next to bugger all)
Aether
Aesop
Peisistratos
Lysistrata
Erik Estrada
Cheech Marin
melting cheese
Worcester sauce
Rarebit!
Missing bit
Power drill
Rigid Tools
benders
tie one on
tie dyed shoes
snakers
(reptilian printed Keds)
Redford
Newman
news anchor
Cronkite
Real Newstm
Unreal
Unreal Tournament
shoot 'em up
Clive Owen
Clive Barker
Big Fido (chief barker of the dogs guild)
Waste of Time*
* thinking of those National Dog shows. Cruel to animals, too, but that's just my opinion... ::)
Ooooh! Page 400! I started page 400!
Who DOESN'T like Big Round Numbers???!!? ;D
laying waste
toxic waste
That thing I drank last night. Not sure I want to know what was in it. This morning didn't happen.
Mother's Ruin
Unconditional Love
Massive irony.
Ironing Socks
useless pursuit
shadow-chasing
Witchfinder General
Michael Reeves
Unknown Person
Mister X
V, his half-brother.
Z, his long-lost twin sister
þ, Thorn, his medieval character in an online role playing game.
Master Chief
chief master sergeant
Regimental Sergeant Major
Halo
Flood
Fire
ze missiles!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE&NR=1
(I still love this.)
WTF?
HUH???
befuddlement
Our President's Persistent Mental State.
wetbrain
brain martini: never shaken, never stirred
Miserable Failure*
* google finally installed software which took out the "miserable failure" and hit "I'm feeling lucky" direct-to-the-whitehouse link. An era has passed, when you can't make political statements by manipulating google's search engine... ::)
les miserables
Excellent Novel
Pulitzer Prize
Pullet Surprise
It's a duck.
it's a plane
hydroplane
big blue bear
The Tick (he's big and he's blue)
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Not in the face!
YES IN THE FACE!
Personal Liberty*
*ends at someone else's nose/face
hire and fire (or how not to use a gun)
Stop and Shop
Duck and Cover
Stop, Drop & Roll
Shake, rattle and roll
Good Golly Miss Molly
Little Richard
Strange Attractors
fractals
mandlebrot sets
infinite recursion
circulus vitiosus
Vice circle
Circle of Idiots
The Usual Gang of Idiots
Usual Suspects
Vichy water
vichyssoise
Vichy France
French Freedom Fries ::)
French Toast
Mmmmm. Delicious.
yummy
flummy
flummoxed
discombobulated
Our Gub'ment at Work
guuyuuuuuuuub'mant!
congress (the opposite of progress)
concrete-for-brains*
* with apologies to concrete world-wide. Concrete is quite useful stuff, and was invented sometime around the Roman's days. Moder society would not be possible without concrete. Sadly, the same cannot be said for most government officials.
creationist
Willfully Ignorant
wiggity what
tippity tappity tum
Dr Seuss
aspartame
Headaches*
* it causes them in me
headbutt
billy goats in heat
:goatflag: Comrade Gotevara :goatflag:
Beloved Sibling(s)
betrothed
wedding
drinks all around!
The Admiral Benbow
GROG!!!
beer!
Ale
Guinness
Paperweight
(Dan brought me a Guiness paperweight that actually has a wee drop of Guiness entombed in it. He goes to Ireland, I get a paperweight!))
lightweight
Dubya
Begone!
Soon! Soon.
The sooner the better
the better the sooner
Boomer Sooner!
Bleah!
barf :barf:
hairball
Persian cat
Persian rug
kilim
carpet
dust mites
Ottoman Tray
[gak! I missed a page turn!] :-[
Ottoman Turk
Genghis Kahn.
KHAN! KHAN!!!!!!
boating (German: Kahn = rowing boat)
lifejackets
jack knife
donkey
Tingalayo
Mindinao.
island
no man (is one)
woman
desire
want
need
Alka-seltzer
alakazam!
Alqazar
Lazarus
Long
sausage
Otto von Bismarck (too complicated to explain)
the Kaiser
propaganda
Rush Limbaugh
Kenny Everett
Kennyboy (Ken Lay, RIP*)
*to pieces
Ken Kesey
Käse (cheese)
Keyser Söze
Canker Sores
herpes
obnoxious ads
spam wonderful spam
Monty Python
swallows
coconut shells
migratory
Shrubbery
NI!!
:justafleshwound:
NIN (Nine Inch Nails)
railroad spikes
carriage bolts
thunder bolts and lightning
Sturm und Drang
we waren namen los
unintelligible phrase
phraseology
bullshit bingo
you win :D
Woohoo!
Homer Simpson
death by airstrike
Quake 2
Doom
3
Trinity
Multiple Gods.
Panentheism
Olympus
Greece
grease
4
Four score and seven years ago
Abraham Lincoln logs
Washington cherry tree
Teddy Roosevelt bear
Icons
Nikons
Over-priced photography gear
griggity gear
first gear
speed shifting
zoom zoom
Mazda RX8
"Fingers" Mazda (Discworld)
Rincewind
Mustrum Ridcully
Unseen University
Tower of Art
Tower of Pisa
Tower of pizza
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun169l.jpg)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun169l.jpg
btw:
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z185/TheKingSpeaks/italicized.jpg)
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z185/TheKingSpeaks/italicized.jpg
The Swimming Pool of Spaghetti Carbonara
Food. *drools like Homer Simpson*
****Donuts****
donothing
occasional day-of-choice
Sadie Hawkins Day
About Time!
About space!
It's about time to slap your face!
reprimand
"one minute praising"
silly old TV theme songs
Immoral ads
immoral porpoises
Digital Watches
calculators
conniving
conniption
constipation
Jubilation
shofar
shogood.
Shogun
gun ho
Wagons, ho!
Westward Ho!
Pseudo-history
psychohistory
maniac historian
David Irving
Irving Berlin
White Christmas
Blue Monday
Blue Lagoon
bad movie
Plan 9 From Outer Space
THE ATTACK OF THE
THE EYE CREATURES
[sic]
fried egg (sunny side up)
mmm...bacon
Francis
dull poetry*
_________________
* lest you get upset, it's me-- I think nearly all poetry is bad. Somethin' in me brain's broke, I guess.
The Collected Works of one William Topaz MacGonagall, widely recognised as the Worst Poet Ever.
Minerva McGonagall
Greek mythology
Edith Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Ian Hamilton
Quaternions.
Figure 8
Kathy Rigby
ice dancing
Ice Castles
The Keep
keep away
piggie in the middle
pigs in space
Kermit the Frog, here.
Deep Croak
X-Files
X-Acto knife
swivel knife
Mac the Knife
Electric Organ*
* one of the songs I learned to play on a Hammond Organ was Mac the Knife...
Moog synthesizer
The Moghs
Mithraism
Roman legions
Foreign Leigon
Beau Geste
Unknown Actor
Max Schreck
Max Headroom
80's TV
An audience with Dame Edna
Is she pretty?
Pretty is as pretty does.
pretty as a picture
1,000 words
a book
chartered accountant
lion tamer
LumberJack!
*cue music*
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night an' I work all day.
I put on women's clothing... and hang around in bars!
The Fred Tomlinson Singers
The Fred Thompson Fan Club
Fred Tompson for Presnit-- <as if!>
Law and Order
Serve and Protect
Justitia Omnibus
Big, Really Thick Book of Words
the OED*
* Oxford English Dictionary
Unabridged
uncut
pure
chaste
frustrated
flabbergasted
...at politicians in general
rotten tomatoes
waste of bad food, hire the poo flinging monkeys instead
fecal catapult (fecapult?)
Toss-a-Bush.
Da Shrub
fling-a-shrub
tree-a-pult
Whack-a-Dole?
mole
guacamole
Silly Putty
modeling clay
plasticine
Pleistocene
Pliocene
plywood
7-layer cake
drool
chocolate truffles
pigs
fly
Help me!
:help:
Quick! Extra boiling oil!
extra virgin olive oil
popeye
sailor man
seamen :mrgreen:
submarine*
* from what is round, hard and full of sea-men
Marine Boy
*Hey- you forgot "long"!
Aqua Girl
water ballet
mermaids
manatee
walrus
large beast
leviathan
Levi Strauss
Oscar Straus (no typo)
Oscar Meyer
Goering
(yeah, I know - wrong spelling).
Flying Circus
Monty Python
Cleese
Fawlty Towers
Basil
Funny!
* ever notice how often we graduate to MPFC, or D Adams or Pratchett? :)
Discworld
Bob...yup.
Great A'Tuin
turtle soup
The Mock Turtle
Henry
The Eighth.
the Ninth Gate
Ten Little Indians
Ocean's Eleven
baker's dozen
Donuts!
*Homer Simpson drooling*
Nuts!
Less than sane...
Wild and Crazy guy
Cruel Shoes
Shinbone Polish
Aliens!
Klingons
Uber geeks
ultimate nerds
nerds sweets
http://www.candy.org/nerdsvariety.jpg
Nerts!
Ned Flanders
Okelly-dokelly!
donkey
burro
Burrows
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Barrio
Beer Barrel Polka
Polka???? Quick, change the channel.... ::)
Tunnel
The Great Escape
Bushell
barrel
roll
drum
Mason
James
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, TV series*
*James Marsters played a major role in the last coupla seasons.
Obama the (Republican) dragonslayer
GOPster
Bushy
pussycat
what's new
What's up, doc?
Wise Rabbit*
* try saying that very fast several times in a row-- the object is to continue to say "Rabbit" as oposed to "Wabbit"
Wascally Wabbit
Bugs
Elmer
Elm Street
nightmare
silly movie
Spaceballs
even sillier movie
Dumb and Dumber
GHW and GW
GWR
Great Western Railway? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Western_Railway)
(yep)
IKB
AKA
Bilk
filk
folk
Y'all
Yog-sothoth
(once again...a video)
[youtube=425,350]1ftld7Ohojg[/youtube]
dichotomy
die-cut
Match-Box
Tonka Truck
string tanga
Last Tango in Paris
Moulin Rouge
pompom rouge
RAH! RAH! RAH!
Lord Hawhaw
Saint Nikolaus
Jack Nicklaus
A Few Good Men
A good man is hard to find.
So's a good woman ::)
rare breed
rare steak
Steak Tartar
Russian Steppes
Evil Stepmother
Idiot Stepfather
Crime and Punishment
War and Peace
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and Perky
Pink and Perky People*
* who, if you have to deal with these in the morning, can drive one to serious drink...
azure leopard...eh...pink panther
Inspector Clouseau
Cloche hat
beret
black ops
black helicoptors
comptroller
Troll
Elf
Pointed Ears--Head.
Poindexter
Dexter's lab
Thee nutty perfesser .
Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookie
Food!
war room
Clockwork Orange
Strange Names
Deutobold Allegoriowitsch Mystifizinsky (author of Faust III*)
*yes, there is
Old Deuteronomy
dactylic hexameter
Buckminsterfullerene (AKA buckyballs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullerene))
Carbon-fiber nanotubes.
(buckytubes)
youtube
sneezing panda
(I near wet meself laughing...)
choking Doberman
Baby laugh
belly laugh
..best medicine
Hard to find
A treasure
tennis balls (spot the connection!)
The Dauphin
Hazard
Dukes of
Itty-bitty denim shorts. ;D
Sports Illustrated
paint instead of real bathing suits :mrgreen:
:sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette:
Mardi gras
Fat Tuesday
Fat Babies
Water retention
Dam
Beavers
beaver hat
monocle
Monopoly
Micro$oft
barely functional
meh branez...
The Gumbies
Pokey
Porky
Mmmmm. Bacon.
Francis & Roger
Siegfried and Roy
Nibelungs
Ring Cycle
LOTR
TMSIDR (German for CMOT)
sausage on a bun
mystery-meat on a stick
carnival
carnal
Van Halen (get the relation?)
Valhalla
Rainbow
Kermit
Not easy being green
envy
Anger (I wanted envy...)
Susan Sto Helit (get angry!)
Get Smart!
sapere aude!
auld lang syne
old friends*
* is that friends that are actually old? Or is that friends that have grown old along with you? Perhaps, friends that simply feel like they are old? Maybe friends that make YOU feel old, whenever they are around?
Simon and Garfunkel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB0nt22Sgi8
Karfunkel
(http://www.ruebe-zahl.de/rubin.jpg)
Potassium Permanganate.
violet
Lucy
diamonds
Spades
G#dd#mn#d shovel
Birmingham screwdriver
Vodka and Tonic
Water and Oil
Alaskan Valdeeze
Amok Cadiz
Amy Sedaris
Amy Wong
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/AmyWong.jpg/250px-AmyWong.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/AmyWong.jpg/250px-AmyWong.jpg
Asian Babes
Austrian Seniles
Alsatian Shepherds
Alan Shepard
Who? ;D
Horton
Johnny
got his gun
Jenny got one too
Everybody run! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hxCpAdCJI)
[EDIT] I should probably add that this was funny when it came out, as school shootings were unknown. No disrespect intended. [/EDIT]
Quote from: pieces o nine on April 23, 2008, 07:02:28 AM
Everybody run! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hxCpAdCJI)
[EDIT] I should probably add that this was funny when it came out, as school shootings were unknown. No disrespect intended. [/EDIT]
Too funny.
This song was what I was thinking of:
[youtube=425,350]Fv1N6TVCnLs[/youtube]
Running gag
gag order
Ronhold Regagn
Bonzo goes to Bitburg
Bozo the Clown
That would be:
Bush (either 1 or 2)
Shrub
Arbusto
chainsaw
massacre
sawdust*
* trees can be massacred, too!
spit
slobber
camel
Smoking
(http://sneaker.cfg-hockenheim.de/referate/inhalt/nikotin/camel.gif)
http://sneaker.cfg-hockenheim.de/referate/inhalt/nikotin/camel.gif
Rebecca also, when she saw Isaac, lighted off the camel,
pariah
Parsee
Paris
France
Jeanne d'Arc
siege at Orléans
Katrina
Good Job
Theodicy
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 27, 2008, 09:02:13 PM
Theodicy
Too cool a word, that.
Thank you for posting it-- I had to look it up.
Found some info here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodicy)
Therefore, my word is:Wikipedia
font of all knowledge
Arial
Well, Bob's response was
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
So mine is
:bwa: :bwa: :bwa:
MUU-HAA_HAA!!!!!
Mad scientist!!!
Hannibal Lecter (the mad scientist's psychiatrist)
Fava beans
Flavian theatre
Year of the Four Emperors
Vierling
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/2cm_Flak-Vierling_auf_mittlerem_Zugkraftwagen_8_t_sk.jpg/583px-2cm_Flak-Vierling_auf_mittlerem_Zugkraftwagen_8_t_sk.jpg
Chu-ko-nu
cider
Paris
plaster
bust
broke
life story...
bio
hazard
Marx. (Richard, not Karl).
Duck Soup
Daffy
Dill
Gravad lax
John West
Adam West
Herbert West (Reanimator)
Herbert von Karajan
Knatterjahn
natterjack (more or less inevitable)
rattlesnake
infernal serpent
midgardsormr
Yggdrasil
mobius belt
Morbius
http://dc-mrg.english.ucsb.edu/WarnerTeach/E192/Images/Robbie.Morbius.gif
Van Allen belt
Eddie Van Halen
Van Hagar
Hagar the Horrible
Hagar the Egyptian
Sinuhe the Egyptian
Joseph and his brothers
Stalin
Molotov
Ribbentrop
Herr Brickendrop
Bricklayer
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=70vcS41tr2A
The Wall
teichoscopy
messenger report
marathon
thermopylae
Leonidas
Leonardo
Heh...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!
(Porch beneath my window filled with 5-9 year old boys.)
Raphael.
(yes, I am familiar with the characters... ::) )
Pre-raphaelites
Dante
Inferno.
Dark Lord
White Knight
Moody Blues
The Blues Brothers
The Dalton Brothers
(http://www.lucky-luke.de/e5/e24/e712/Lucky-Daltons-Saloon_350.jpg)
http://www.lucky-luke.de/e5/e24/e712/Lucky-Daltons-Saloon_350.jpg
Salton yogurt maker
Grandparents (mine used to have one)
(I did, too! :-[ ;) )
grandfather clause
grandfather clock
cuckoo
Coco Puffs
Count Chocula!
Captain Crunch
Choko Crossies
Fake chocolate-- "chocolaty" flavored
cheese (Quirm(?) definition for Ankh-Morpork chocolate)
Louise
Thelma and...
Bonnie and Clyde
My bonnie lies over the ocean
long time, long time, very long time
...In a galaxy far, far away...
Fluke Skystalker and Princess Laidup.
And Ham Salad-- can't forget Ham Salad.
Saladin
Salman Rushdie
Khomenei
Cornholio
*sorry!*
Starwars kid
[youtube=425,350]HPPj6viIBmU[/youtube]
T. P.
TBC
TCBY
CBGB
GWB
post turtle
male tortoise
red eyes
gravy (red eye gravy)
Gravity
Misner Thorne Wheeler
Thornycroft
Vosper
Vespa
Paninaro
Pannini
Dönertier
Donner Party
Thunderclap
Newmann
Alfred E. Neumann
MAD
Comedy Central
Comedian Harmonists
Armenian Communists
Radio Eriwan
News Radio
Canadian Comics
Lumberjack routine
deforestation
DeForest Kelley
Cecil Scott Forester
Subaru Forester
Forest Giants
Giant Redwoods
Old Hickory
dock leaves
drydock
dry heave
bad harvest
Halo (you'll have to read the books to spot the relation)
Castle Wolfenstein (the original...)
Wolfram von Eschenbach
M.C. Escher
MC Hammer
jackhammer
towers of steel
Flower of Scotland
Smooo-- *cough-cough* Smoooth.
silky
Silkworms
Scud (silkworms are the North Korean copy of the Russian Scud iirc)
Patriot (the one claimed to be 97% success rate but in reality may have only 10% or less)
Tom Pain
torn by pain
Painkiller (http://www.painkillergame.com/)
Painkiller Jane (http://www.scifi.com/painkillerjane/)
Sally Salicyl
Salvation Army
Crusade
Knight
Day
Monday
*ugh*
Moon
blue
Deep Blue World
Neptune (the planet)
Nepp tune (that would be music in ads for inferior products)
fork
frak
coattails
nepotism
my little crony
2nd hand AK47s
pawn shop
prawn fishery
Pwned!
Peckinpah
Iron Cross
Iron Man
Comic-book Physics
Hammer space
Hammer head
anvil
ACME
roadrunner
easy rider
recumbent bicycle
outside the box
Beyond the Fringe
Hagee
Hägar
Horrible
Child-killer earthquakes :'(
tsunami
water
fish
:goldfish:
and thanks for all the...
..."little" people...
hobbit
....are hard to break
prism prison
sentenced
grammar
gamer
gamy-leg
peg
board
lumber
Jack
puts on women's clothing*
* why does it always come 'round to MPFC?
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man
romantics
Romans
games
Count Zaroff
Zardoz
(sheesh, I think we've mentioned this before, too)
Dr. Zarkov
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
Flesh Gordon (meets the cosmic cheerleaders)
Flash and the Pan
MB (he used to be known as 'the pan')
MONGO BABY!!
Mongo Likes Candy!
Has to do with where the choo-choo go...
(Harvey Korman died today. RIP, Hedley Lamar. That's Hedley!)
Cha-Cha-Cha
hokey dance music
Hokey-Pokey
Hokus Pokus Fidibus
Gumby and Pokey
The Gumbies
http://hartford.typepad.com/colin_mcenroe_to_wit/images/2007/10/21/gumbies.jpg
The Goonies
Mickey Rooney
Mitt Romney
A Study in Scarlet
The Scarlet Letter
A
O
OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
OMG!
George C. Scott
Dr. Strangelove
Up the Creek
piranha
hungry
thirsty
parched
pachyderm
thick skin
hide
seek and tan
cosecant and cotangent
See old Harry catch a herring, trawling off America.
The young woman and the dry land
The Old Man and the Sea
Cuba
cigars
Freud
Alfred Kinsey
Kinky.
Friedman
Farouk and Friedman Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Freedman's Furniture
Perpetual Going Out Of Business Sale.
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Sancta Simplicitas
Santa Evita
Pseudo-fascism
Pseudopod
tetrapod
tetrahedron
pyramid
trigonal bipyramidal
sp3
Let C = spo.
(This is from a Roz Chast cartoon in Unscientific Americans.)
C3PO
Arthur Dent
Arthur, King of the Britons
Sir Bedevere the Wise (or in short: Nu?)
Mr. Belvedere
West Palm Beach (there is a street in wpb with that name I go at least once a week)
On the Beach
sunburn
aloe vera
Vera Cruz
Mero macho ;)
Nacho Libre
Gooey
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Silent running
Silent night
X-mas in June
Snow in June (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_in_June)
Spring Snow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Snow
Snowblack
Lady Snowblood
Snow--- enjoy it while you still can. It may become extinct (http://www.voanews.com/specialenglish/archive/2002-11/a-2002-11-14-2-1.cfm), soon...
fangs
...for the memories
Volcano
The previous news article reminded me my visit to the Volcan Nevado del Ruiz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevado_del_ruiz) in Colombia (which in '85 killed ~20k people in Armero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armero_tragedy)). According to the park rangers the park -which covers 3 snow mountains- is losing its snow to the point that one of them no longer has snow and other has snow just part of the year. At the current rate there will be no snow on them in less than 10 years.
Dilbert (there was once a volcano-centered strip about engineer cliches)
Heck
Phil
Philippines
Huge Successful Prisoner Escape
NOT Alcatraz
lolcats
Viva Chihuahua!
[youtube=425,350]Pt5eXc6RwEU[/youtube]
Chi
Pi
Key Lime
Key West
The Conch Republic
conservative Republican
(is there any other kind these days?)
Compassionate conservative
(*scoff*)
Champagne socialist. *
(Quoff) ;)
------------------
* Does that term exist in the States for multi-millionaires like Blair?
Black Bottle
Black ops
Black hawks
SR-71 Blackbird
MiG 25
THX 1138
Dolby
5.1
3.1415
e
pi...
[youtube=425,350]mDu351QNoZE[/youtube]
CAKE!!!!
(Wow, I'm going to have to send that vid to my Dad. He'd love it!)
chocolate!!! <drool>
bunny
playmate <drool> :sportsred:
Roger Rabbit
Roger Ramjet
Scramjet
SSTO (Single Stage To Orbit)
Kliper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kliper)
Eugen Sänger
donuts*
* no, it really doesn't associate well....but donuts are on my mind at present....doooonuuuts....<drool>
Mini death-bombs. ;)
aneurysms
A Study in Scarlet
blood bank
Dracula Pere et Fils
Dracula - Dead and Loving It
Love at First Bite
Love bites*
* either way works for me.... ::)
Def Leppard
(I was going for Robusto cheese but Bob got it first).
The Grateful Dead
(or their zombie counterparts, The Ungrateful Undead)
Zombie Ninja Gangbangers
Stealth Bummers
(I may have just made that up, but that's what came to me.)
Roadrunner
According to the IMDB there is a movie called Zombie Ninja Gangbangers. I found it once looking for the most stupid (non German) movie title.
ACME*
* where one may purchase the oddest and dangerous devices known to man, bird or coyote
acne
teen
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
(I have never actually watch this show, but I have seen it listed)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Green Slime
Protoplasm
spinach
cannelloni
fettuccine
feta
Fata Morgana
Leia Organa
"Not Basketball! Basketball's a peaceful planet!"
Space Jam!
http://www.defensetech.org/images/Space%20Jam.jpg
Toast and Jam
Cups and cakes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNXAC18T6k
Camp Cupcake
http://brian-friedman.com/images/al_asad_map2.gif
Apple-caramel turnover* Mmmmm.
* a pastry I happen to have in the kitchen, right now
caramel apple
Hallowen
Halesowen
Mr. U.N.Owen
Buck Owen (http://www.buckowens.com/bucklive.html)*
* only remember him from that ancient silly show, "Hee Haw"
Owen Wilson
Hansel
Brothers Grimm
Still haven't seen that movie....
Star Crystal
Would love to see that movie: Alien on a rampage finds a bible and converts to Christianity. Must be one of the worst movies ever made but for that deranged idea I crave to have a look at it :mrgreen:
The Dark Crystal
(This keeps turning up at yard sales and one of these times I'm going to pick it up.)
The Muppets
Piiiiigs Iiiiinnnnn Spaaaaaccccce...
Kermit and Miss Piggy :hug:
Was Shakespeare actually bacon?
Bacon and Lettuce and Tomato.....
.....*drool*......
bacon cheeseburger
Schießbudenfigur
Schadenfreude
Shadowy friends
Death*
* who is really a likable fellow, and likes kittens very much.
The Grim Squeaker
Binky
Clip clop jingle jingle
Death takes a Holiday
The Farmer Takes a Wife
That takes the biscuit.
fruitcake
cuckoo
clock
...'e's 'ead clean off 'e's block
decapitation
recapitulation
defenestration
Open Window Policy
Windows Operating System
Me II aka The Broken OS aka Vista
MS Longhorn
Foghorn Leghorn
Bugle call
reveille
daydream (OK, that's a reverie)
Believer
naive
differently opinioned... :-*
Opinions are like....
....in that everyone has one.
Unique
unicorn
unisex
carnal desire in college dorms
Up in smoke
pipe
stove
Bunsen burner
chemistry
Beaker!!
Erlenmeyer (is that Erlkönig (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wktGd7xrg)'s geeky brother?)
flask
flak
jacket
steel
steal
rob
Roy
Trigger
finger
lickin'
frickin'
frakkin'
fracas
feeding grounds
zebra
zebulon
pike
Swiss
chocolate
cheese eating surrender monkeys (aka part of the coalition of chocolate makers)
super robot monkey team
"God Shmod, I want my monkey-man!"
-Bart Simpson
"Monkey Boy"
from Buckaroo Banzai
Sabu
The Drum
Rhythm methodology.
Inevitable pregnancy
You're WHAT???
Blushing
bride
brideshead revisited
Talking heads
Fear of Music
Muse
Meuse
moose
Bullwinkle
Rocky
cliff
chasm
Chad
2000
300
crappy movie
bottom hundred
Politicians*
* or bottom-feeders----either way works for me...
executions
guillotine (the sister of the guilloche?)
Ovaltine
rectangular
Like, square, man.
Toadilly L7, dude...
Toad of Toad Hall
(on a sign in front of Wizards Hall)
No Parking Zone
Violators will be Toad
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
(Well, that's kinda like a toad.)
Joy to the World!!
The King has gone
Elvis has left the building...
Scrambled eggs all over the place
egg in microwave
storm in a tea cup
eddy
vortex
vertex
vertiginous
vomitation
mal-de-mer
fleur du mal
Grand mal
Grand Guignol
Guido the killer pimp
trafficking
Soichiro Honda
Overpriced autos (but good, in spite of that...)
Swiftmobile (as sold by Dennis Price in the movie School for Scoundrels)
Swift-Tuttle
Brazil (who gets that reference? :D)
Anything comet-related?
Copacabana
"Her name was Lola...."
I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I actually listened to Barry Manalow, and even owned an 8-track of his stuff, back in the dark ages...
Montez
Pince-nez
Wince
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 16, 2008, 07:33:23 AM
Anything comet-related?
Nope, but if you saw the movie (Brazil) it becomes clear.
Loses
-----
Ask the butler
Lead Pipe The Rope The wrench. In the Library Conservatory.
Reverend Green
Reverend Bluejeans
[a US pop music mondegreen]
money talks...
Iron silences
bronze statues
Phidias
Phinaes
(PS: please note Downtime alert http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=1440.new#new)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fthagn (spelling dubious)
Chinkety-Chee Cha-lye, cha-low
Chinkety Romeo in a banana-ga
Wallika Wallika Chanikee
In a banana-ga
WAH chee yow.
http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=6971&messages=124
Huffity puffity, Ringstone Round,
If you lose your head it will never be found,
So pull up your britches right up to your chin,
And fasten your cloak with a bright new pin,
And when you are ready, then we can begin,
Huffity, puffity puff!
One, two, buckle my- (no, wait...)
This little piggy went to- (never mind)
HR Puffenstuf
Who's your friend when things get rough?
HR Puffenstuf
You can't do a little when you can't do enough.
Lovely Rita meter maid
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark I tow your heart away
Standing by a parking meter
When I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in a ticket in her little white book
In a cap she looked much older
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man
Joan was quizzical
Studied pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights
All alone
With a test tube,
Joan.
Maxwell Edison,
Majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone...
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from ?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong ?
Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him working. Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.*
What does he care?
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
* He be darnin' 'is socks cuz it be a sin to be dammin 'em!
:devil2:
Eh...this is word association, not the lyric chain!
-----
dog
gone!
gun
Peter
Paul
Wren
wrench
monkey
George W Bush
<censored>
[guessing]fornicate
forking mate
curling iron
Fork in plate
Spoon
Neo
liberalism
Something long-lost in the US
right-wing decency
Impossible to find
Extinct
Corporate responsability
pipeline dream
bagpipe
home
Run
-ing with wolves
Homo homine lupus
that should be homini iirc
Btw, Ni!!!!
----
alopecia
alstromera
Atomstrom
It'sAllGreekToMe
Socrates' dialogues.
GreekSpeak
speak easy
Scotch coffee
Irish whiskey
Aquavit
water filter
needless gadgets
cyclic redundancy check
Waldorf T. Flywheel
Jubilation T. Cornpone
corn....
let's leave it at corn.
prawn?
Shrimporee!!*
* http://www.aransaspass.org/Shrimporee.cfm
Jumbo Shrimp*
* oxymoron, really...
Cthulhu in the sky with tentacles
dreadlocks
Goldilocks
Polarized Bear
Kodiac bear
Kodak camera
Technological dinosaur
Mechagodzilla
B movie
I am ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille
Sunset Boulevard!!!!
From dusk till dawn
Blood-sucking parasites.
politicians
dog eat dog
Cannibal Canines
It IS the rabbit!*
German: rabbit=Kaninchen
rabbit ears
Duck Season!
Duck-Duck-Goose!
Water fowl and cover
stop. drop. roll.
man on fire
Lord Summerisle
Howie
Willow
Will O' the Wisp
Jack O. Lantern
pumpkin pie
turkey-and-dressing
Constantinople
Mandell.
Mandrill
Mandrake.
Mandriva
Moon River
mooning
Unification Church
Moon units
selenites
Harryhausen
Recall
Total
Totally!
Totalled Woman (http://www.amazon.com/Total-Woman-Marabel-Morgan/dp/0671732110)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[EDIT] it should go without saying, but just in case, this is *NOT* an endorsement of this book [/EDIT] :-X
LOBOTOMIZED!!
Fox News
1984
Animal Farm (which brings us back to Fox News ;))
Zoo
Afternoon of a Faun
Ballet
dirty old men
repetitive and redundant
:mrgreen:
(we) men are pigs
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Animal Farm
laying battery
"Battery, fire!"
(Artillery, see. Say what you like, just say it LOUD, OK?)
Sony/Dell Laptop
IT junk
junk in the trunk
trunk show
Truman Show
(back to 1984 again?).
Das Millionenspiel
6 million dollar man
Steve Austin
6 million dollar woman*
* more my kinda cyborg anyway...
foreclosure :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
foreplay*
*sorry, but that is the word that occurred to me...
foreigner
xenophobia
Religious Right*
* which is neither...
Corporatism
Identity (either Christian or Corporate)
Entity
Nippon Telegraph & Telephone (NTT)
nitwit
da Preznit
knucklehead
McCain
Methuselah
Moloch
Baal Melqart
Golden Army
Terracotta Army
The Myth (the Jackie Chan movie)
legend
fallen angel
far away, so close
horizon*
* in a reference to Daily Show's comment of Bush's new "time horizon"
Never ending story
endless conflict
Neocon's wet dream
perversion
violence
(I don't get why sex is 'perverted')
violins
("Perverted" means misdirected. If you're doing sex correctly, it is not perverted.)
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
violence
(I don't get why sex is 'perverted')
It's NEOCON sex. Of course it's perverted. EVERYTHING about them is. Think about Dick Cheney. Anything 'normal' come to mind? I rest my case. :mrgreen:
Back to the game...
cellos
jealousy
Jello-- it's not just for desert any more.
kinky
slinky
slingshot
sling yer hook
Sling Blade
kusarigama
thingy
Freedman.
KINKY!
slinky (we had that cycle already)
Pinky and the brain
NARF
nerf
lawn dart
massive head injuries...
....but how could you tell?
gratuitous acts of violence
free (american) football tickets
expensive garbage
Laws originating in D.C.
plutocracy
Pluto Lord of Hades
Charon
Pennies for/from Heaven.
pennyless
Pennywise
Moneypenny
006*.
* The agent who always goes before 007, gets into trouble, and 007 has to bail him out.
900
Agent 99
Agent 86
Austin Powers
Chili Power!
(http://a692.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/s_873e2232c4328359ff8d095a3c8005d3.jpg)
hot
bricklayer (you expected Paris Hilton, didn't you? :mrgreen:)
The Wall (nah, she isn't my type ;))
China (my guess is that your guess was Pink Floyd)
Ziyi Zhang* (now, she is hot ;))
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEwNDMzMzg5NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDg3NjE1._V1._SX287_SY400_.jpg)
*Moon from 'Hero'
Zhang Yimou (she is in most of his movies, and if she is not, then Gong Li is present)
Flower Power
Hippies
Glastonbury
Cadbury
Chocolate Eggs
basket-case bunnies
Bun-bun (http://sluggy.com)
dum dum
lollipop
Lolita
Jailbait
catch & release
cruelty towards animals
whaler
Pequod
Ishmael
Strong Hemp Rope*
* to tie meself to the masthead, of course.... what? You thought I was gonna smoke it or sumthin' ?????
Sisal
I think there was a remark in Moby Dick that the ship still used hemp instead of sisal (but possibly I confuse it with another book).
floormats
hole
(there is a hole in the driver side mat in my car)
hollow
sleepy
drowsy
antihistamine
(pseudo) croup
coup d'état
Diebold
Die Hard
Die, milkface!
(Sorry, channeling a very old Steve Martin movie.)
[Better than my first reaction, which was Die, Muthaf...ah!]
(something someone might say to a cow, if he really, really hated cows....)
(on to the next word....)
Dye, Marylin!
dyed in the wool
golden fleece
blonde
....not really.
oh no!
better: Hell's Belles :mrgreen:
succubi
Succubus
Lilith
Lily-livered
Republicans
Thuggee
Thugs
clogs
cogs
another brick in the wall
Stonewall Jackson
Samuel Jackson
The Jackson Five
Love child
Lovecraft
Kraftwerk
Kraft Cheese
fake
They're not fake, they're stuffed with real silicon, right? RIGHT?????
Nobody knows what boobies I've seen
...but me ;)
Me too (or is that: Meat? Oh!)
...the other white meat :mrgreen:
long pig
Miss Piggy
Was Shakespeare actually bacon?
Francis, you mean?
François
Rabelais
French Revolution
Matrix (revolutions)
(matrix) printer
(non-matrix) Benjamin Franklin
thinker
trinkets
bibelot
Camelot
office furniture
The Crimson Permanent Insurance
Introductory feature nearly better than the main feature
Kermit introducing Fozzie
The Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling show
(http://web.mac.com/antonyroberts/iWeb/twerps_dwyle_flonking/Photos%202_files/statler-waldorf.jpg)
Geezers
McSame
The Son of Cain and The Plain One
bagel
:beagle:
Mega galactic superhero and part time programmer
(Nice picture of the government muppets Bart...)
:cheese_eat:
fondue
raclette
A Raclette Party (http://entertaining.about.com/cs/cheeseinformation/a/raclette.htm)
Tupperware party
polyethylene
As for cheese fondue
(http://www.asterix.tm.fr/obelix/dossiers/images/fondue.gif)
http://www.asterix.tm.fr/obelix/dossiers/images/fondue.gif
high-density polyethylene
Old Faithful (a pure insider joke)
Fearless Leader
Big brother
Agony Aunts
Aunt Dahlia
Steel magnolias
Btw, beagle, have you found some time to check the songbooks yet?
Alzheimers
----
Forgot all about it. Did you mail them to me?
Got to go now. Send me a PM reminding me what I'm supposed to be doing and I'll try not to forget this time...
Parkinson
Michael J Fox
despicable attacks
Republican political strategy
lie & cheat
Diebold (again)
diablo
diabolical
dial ball
soap fragments
Candle butts (actually it reminded me a huge candle my dad made with candle butts).
perversions
demon spawn
Urglefloggah
Diablo 3*
* sure to be a huge time-waster, once released.... :)
The Evil One
if it were just one...
...Lays potato chip*
* dating myself, here...
Crunchy frog
Wizzo Chocolate Company
Whizz for Atomms: A Guide to Survival in the 20th Century for Fellow Pupils, their Doting Maters, Pompous Paters and Any Others who are Interested
Atoms are made of spaceships
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Spaceships are made of atoms*
* unless it's a spiritual spaceship, riding in the tale of Hale-Bopp....
Thinking out of the box, and off the trolley
("Atoms are made of spaceships" was a theory by one of the more imaginative contributors at TOP. We decided to let E.Raser peer review it and help thrash out the details and we expect a paper to be published in Nature at any moment).
Quote from: beagle on September 08, 2008, 07:11:58 AM
Thinking out of the box, and off the trolley
("Atoms are made of spaceships" was a theory by one of the more imaginative contributors at TOP. We decided to let E.Raser peer review it and help thrash out the details and we expect a paper to be published in Nature at any moment).
I remember that poster...! He was......interesting. yeah, THAT's the word I want to use... :mrgreen:
Good choice of word. Interesting as a hatter, as I recall.
mercury (one possible cause of hatters'...eh...condition)
hermetic
arcane
templar
template
stylesheet
font file
file front
front and centre
Front and......over there, to the side, please.
bumpers
stickers
rednecks
6-pack of near-beer
budweiser (and I'm being generous by associating it with 'near-beer')
intercourse in proximity to liquid H2O
sex....in a canoe.....with-OUT tipping over....now THAT is dexterous!
or...
premature ejaculation
:o :mrgreen:
Whoopsie!
Cushions
comfy chair
Bring out......... THE RACK!
and pistons!
Vintage plane
plane vinyard
winery
Bacchus
Ariadne
Naxos
Cyclades
Sporades
fern
... name a plant that cats like to eat
All of them...
One of Us?
Freaks
N' Geeks
Nerds
anoraks
trainspotters
unkewl
Squinty-eyed, unemployed basement-dwellers.
gophers
moles
naked mole rats
bile duct ligated rats
animal abuse
PETA*
* people eating tasty animals
...field-dressing a moose...
Moose aux chocolate
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=nwJvre3wvy4
bear on the rocks
mountain lions and tigers and bears
apex predator
axis of weevil
Endsville
Penultimate Town
Funky town
funky music, white boy
Gordon Brown
Flash Gordon :mrgreen:
Dale Ardent
Dale Evans
Alan o'Dale
Peter O'Toole
The Creator*
* very obscure movie starring O'Toole....but very good.
The Servant (less obscure with Dirk Bogarde)
underclass
One's gardener.
Elitist*
* who can afford a gardener, if not the elite?
Elites, Grunts & Brutes
The tall, the small and the rest of them all
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo
All cretins great and small
Crete! I'd love to visit Crete at least once...
minotaur
I'd much prefer a Maxitaur myself...
Just not that into tar, myself.
quit smoking
Nosmo King
Dairy Queen
Soy Milk Princess
Tofu tart
Khufu art
Hoggar Mountains
The Hogfather
When pigs fly.
Pigs on the Wing
Wing (http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Paroxysm.
Singulet oxygen
monoatomic oxygen*
* points for anyone catching the obscure movie reference...
ozone torch :mrgreen:
holes in space
time warp
black hole
white pole
Polish missiles
Ita missa est
Benedicite!
Adso da Melk
Sorry, me only speak English*... :mrgreen: ::)
* damn Yanks, anyway...
Sprechen Sie deutsch?
μιλάτε τα ολλανδικά?
Hasse ma ne Ma'k? (or "nen Euro" these days)
Nine mas!
guacarimas
Hogwatch
Hog father
Mother Earth
MOAB
Father of All Bombs
Teller
Penn and..
sword
sorcery
The 8th son of the 8th son of the 8th son
Octogram
vintage rifle
Flintlock
Keystone
Cops
Coke
Pepsi
Chips
(page 500!)
Poncherello
Poncho Villa
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Mexican Food*
* Yummmm!
Texmex
Arizona Mex
Arizona Tea
Arizona...take off your rainbow shades...
Polarized
(poli)tics
tickle
Elmo
St Elmo's fire
omens
Damien.......... :o.....'the glowing eyes'
Kitteh!
Kitesh
Skittish
Skittles
Nettles
cockleburrs
Muscle spasms
vaginism
The vag-mobile
Vagina-Americans
The Dinner Party
google Judy Chicago if you don't understand the connection
Guess who's coming to Dinner
Audrey: Feed Me!
Son, be a dentist...
Prosthetic fingers
Hmmm. That would only be roughly $600.... a Six-hundred dollar man?
titanium femur
Iridium-beryllium-bronze alloy*
* points if anyone gets the obscure reference.... here's a hint: ZZ One, ZZ Two and ZZ Three. ZZ One was still half experimental...oh, and their ship leaked like a sieve--deliberately. That's what...3 hints?
superconductor (Stokowski in tights and cape?)
Casey Jones?
Capability Carter
Bergholt Stutley "Bloody Stupid" Johnston
Quote from: Pachyderm on September 21, 2008, 08:09:13 PM
Bergholt Stutley "Bloody Stupid" Johnston
I expected that very answer :mrgreen:
----
haha
Sausage inna bun
Windle Poons (you expected CMOT Dibbler, didn't you?)
Sausage onna stick
Questionable sausage sources
The question is whether or not it's even meat....
potatoes
golum
Golem
Land O' Goshen
Joseph and his brothers
brotherly hate
Cain
Mc
Nic
Me
Beaker
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
One Beaker-power plant.....release the supercharger (lion in the giant hamster wheel with Beaker...)
Large Beaker Accelerator...
The Bunsen particle is discovered!
full frontal nudity
Half backal nudity
supermarket magazine
Tabloids On The Rise
The Sun Times
Bat-Boy gives miracle birth to Snake-headed girl.
King Kong vs. King Cobra
Space Aliens Meeting Secretly with Bush, McCain in White House!!!
Goons in Black
Goons in ties
Moon Goon
Neil "Neddie Seagoon" Armstrong
a GRUE*
* a not very well known sub-group of Goons
gruesome
cruel & unusual punishment
SCOTUS
scrotum
Uh
uh huh
Uh HUNH uh
Ooh-ah, ah-ah-ooh, ah! (We need an orgatan icon)
primate kisses
kissing the papal ring
Lip curl of disgust.
snarl
rant
rave
Drum & Bass
guitar solo
Nerd-boy computer game
Teacher Game (aka Teacher Busters)
Detention
Nuns with rulers
Nuns with Guns
Nuns on the Run
Nuns with Guns ... Rage (http://media.fanfire.com/images/product/large/RAG/RAG42780.jpg)
Welcome to the Machine
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto (Dodo-dodo-dido-dodo-dodo)
ABIO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIBO)
ABBA
Waterloo
Blücher
My cousin (married to a Bulcher)
Crush*
* many, many moons ago, when I was young and foolish, I used to have a crush on my cousin-- but she never, ever, ever knew....
Man date
dateman
DATAMAN
Aquaman
Birdman
Harvey
Six-foot tall white rabbits
Bunn-Bunn
Dum-Dum bullets
Roger Rabbit
Roger the cabin boy (again)
Poor lad
Tom Dooley
Stoolie
Stoli
solidarity tax
thumb tacks
Thumbs up (incidentally it is a myth that the Romans used the thumbs down sign to indicate death).
Ein Bier, bitte!
in vino veritas
in vino ebrietas
Hebrew wine
Magian wine
Agean Sea
Big blue
Massively Large Computers
distributed computing
...Hmm?
MORP
Burp
BYOB
DIY
TMI
EMI
grammophone
Vacuum tube*
*I know original grammophones didn't use vacuum tubes, but it made me think in the radios of that era
oscilloscope
Silly Putty
Sally
forth
fort
four
Sign of the
Apocalypse
horseman
Electric
Avenue
(I need to find that song!)
Streets
of Philadelphia
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 02, 2008, 06:07:16 AM
Avenue
(I need to find that song!)
I think I have it somewhere. If you're interested.
incest (that's what philadelphia effectively means ;))
counseling
[youtube=425,350]v77WekmM8F8[/youtube]
:headbang:
chance
Fat
Albert
Einstein
Infinite
(And yes, Kiyo, I would LOVE to get a hold of that, if you're will to ship it along. :))
Stupidity*
* genius is limited. Stupidity is infinite
human nature
natural odour
unnatural intelligence
unnatural ... axe
labrys
labyrinth
muppets
Jim Henson
The Dark Crystal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Crystal)
Dark Star (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069945/)
Dark Side (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086814/)
Dark City (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118929/)
Jessica Alba
[youtube=425,350]PN8YnX_vjAY&hl[/youtube]
The Duke of Alba (a portrait of his I have seen looks suspiciously like Christopher Lee btw)
(http://nick.frejol.org/siglo-de-oro/new-images/alba.l.jpg)
http://nick.frejol.org/siglo-de-oro/new-images/alba.l.jpg
Duke! Duke of Earl!
Earl Grey
Goodbye Earl
[youtube=425,350]GovJ4jAnr14[/youtube]
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 04, 2008, 09:15:27 PM
Goodbye Earl
[youtube=425,350]GovJ4jAnr14[/youtube]
"We're sorry, this video is no longer available..."
Ladies and gentlemen, Earl has left the video.
EARLy to bed and EARLy to rise...
Earnie
Bert and ...
Bert is Evil
http://www.bertisevil.tv/
Unabombert
Timidothy Mac Vain
The bonfire of the vanities
witch barbecue
nationalist schizophrenia
paranoid jingo
Rethuglicans
Republican'ts
the c word
Kundt's Tube (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundt%27s_tube)
(Perpetual winner of the annual schoolboys' "Most amusingly named piece of experimental physics apparatus" ).
superconducting supercollider
Maglev trains
Schrodinger's cat ???
Maxwell's Daemon
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Maxwell equation
Maxwell House: good to the last drop™
Monorail kittehs
kitten (of doom)
bitty kitty is quite witty
Itsy bitsy spider
Cheese and tomato spider
arugula arachnid
Shelob the Great
Ungolianth
Melkor
Morgoth
emo goth
Emu (the bird)
Rod Hull
rotten hull
Mary Rose
Rosemary
Thyme
The Corries
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=hKvB3g3HEPQ
You know you can embed those, right?
[youtube=425,350]hKvB3g3HEPQ[/youtube]
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rodeo
Bull riding
Pamplona
encrusted horn
Toro Piscine
Black Bart
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2008, 05:27:40 PM
You know you can embed those, right?
[youtube=425,350]hKvB3g3HEPQ[/youtube]
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rodeo
Yes, I know. But this is the word association thread where visual distractions are out of place.
:tank: :sportsred: :inky: :bed: :wwg: :justafleshwound: :wheee: :earthquake: :tornado: :depp_pirate: :orcawhale: :sportsbrunette: :sportswoman: :explode: :smite: :sportsbrunette: :itsagirl: :fireworks_smile: :fireworks_spread: :fireworks_fire: :tornado: :DFTMODS: :tjack:
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Bluebeard's Castle
The Seven Dwarves
Coal Black and the 13 Giants
Mr Bean
Chili
Her Indoors
Arthur Daley International Banking Corporation (New York, Tokyo, Romford).
The Itchy and Scratchy Show
The Fickle Finger of Fate
The cleaning lady of time prepares to Shake and Vac the shag-pile of eternity
In the flesh
meaty sins
St. Pauli girl
Quote from: beagle on October 10, 2008, 07:59:40 PM
The cleaning lady of time prepares to Shake and Vac the shag-pile of eternity
:offtopic: this the word assocation game; we don't need a complete book ::)
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Eton School
Buster Keaton
Keyser Söze
Wolf in sheep's clothing
Palin?
First dud
Side Show Bob
Powerpoint obituary
What
who
scarf
Chelsea
Janet Reno (I condemn the source of this association)
Elian
Elija
Frodo
Freude
Horney
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
!pun!
in-a-bun
Bun-bun
Bunnicula!
railways
boosters (get the relation?)
No.
Boobs
Bloomers
Molly Bloom
Ulysses
Eureka!
Fargo
;D
Cohen
Nijel the Destroyer
Dean Toadblatt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_The_Grim_Adventures_of_Billy_%26_Mandy#Secondary_characters)
toad in the hole
golf
Ford
Prefect
Head Boy
Head Case
Violin case
machine gun
Maxim
Vickers
Avro
Fokker
Meet the..
Press
Gutenberg
Police Academy ( I hate myself...)
Caught by the fuzz
Plughole
needle
camel
Gloria (where could he be?)
Sic transit gloria mundi.
(translated as: My sister was ill on the bus for her first day of school)
Gloria Weinreb
Gloriata
Elizabeth I. (aka Gloriana)
Isabel la católica
Juana the Mad (of Castile)
Elephant and Castle
(for non-Londoners, an area in Southwark. See, I can be helpful...)
Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle*
[youtube=425,350]CmSvLOLy0gY[/youtube]
*Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay is much better!
Guantánamo
Dick meat sandwich
I'm sorry. No moar Harold and Kumar for me.
I'll bite gary
Dracula
Blud
Thud
Hnefatafl
latrunculus
lowwayman
middle class
bourgeois
I thought the bourgeoisie were the rulers? Where is Goat when we need him?
Town-dwellers
college pukes
College Dukes
School of Ducks
School of Poussin
Poisson equation
poisonous equity
socialized losses (and capitalist profits)
downfall
civilization
overrated
Tracey Emin
Emin Pasha
Glubb Pasha
Llareggub
Llama grub?
llama council
typo
Tycho
P.S. Until either she dies, I die, or Art dies, it's not over. I hear no fat ladies...
Speaking of Fat Ladies...
Sarah Palin*
* okay, so she's just a fat-head...
Health Records
shellac records
phonograph cylinder
smoke grenade
Smoke and mirrors
disappearing elephants
ivory trade
ivory handled 0.45 caliber semi-automatics
stylish sniper
Palinesque
Fish-Slapping Dance
John West salmon (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpKFPEah3E)
Man eating bear
Quote from: beagle on October 22, 2008, 12:30:10 PM
John West salmon (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpKFPEah3E)
Lol that was a classic advert.
Fish Head Stew...it takes a while to get going this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No)
Watched link. ???
Only thing I can think of is the vast amounts of drugs that had to have been consumed. Therefore my connection is:
Chemically imbalanced
runaway reactor
fusion versus fission
Spy versus Spy
Cold war
Hot War
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mixl3DFVnKE
Surfing USSR
White album
black book
Malleus maleficarum
Devil's Mark
The Devil went down to Georgia
This is just a tribute!
Attribute
Attitude
pitch, roll and yaw
ship in rough sea
Tanker disaster
Amoco Cadiz
toxic boogers
bogey man
blanket (with bunnies)
Bun-Bun (again)
Bom bom
pompom
Oerlikon
Neon
Argos
Kraken
Cracker
tower
traitor's gate
the water gate
apartments
condominiums
(AKA: safe renting!) :giggle:
Octopied Building (http://filthyluker.deviantart.com/art/octopied-building-90953286)
Much better than any Emin bed.
The Pentagram
Magick Without Tears
Shadow of the Emperor
Severus
Septimius
Deviated Septum
Ventrikelseptumdefekt
Murerow?
The fifth element
Symmetrical underwear
folded laundry
Calvin Klein bottle
Leyden jar
Jarjar Binks
slapping
clapping
one hand
left hand marriage
shotgun wedding
Levi&Bristol
Trig
Calc
CaCO3
Tumms
antacid
Sid & Nancy
Harry & Sally
Jake Skellington and Sally
The Boogieman
Bogie and Bacall
bizeps and bimbos (just the double B)
Arsenic and Old Lace
Cyanide in your amaretto
Mickey Finn
Finn McCool
One Night at McCool's
KoolAid
campaign marketing
proselytizing
new nuts
Liquorous Latte
liquor analysis
breathalizer
routine traffic stop
highwayman
stormtroopers (as I call the state troopers/highway patrol).
gendarme (what my dad called them)
Long arm.....ovvv de leeeeeuuuuuuuuuw
side arm.....ovvv de leeeeeuuuuuuuuuw
Peg Leg ovvvvv de laaaaaaaawr...
Peg Termites ovvvvv de oowwtttlaaaaaaaawr...
Wings over the world
flies
files
Project
Manager
Manure
(this is too easy....)
McCain Speeches
Or
If you're in or near Oklahomer:
Inhoff Speeches*
* who routinely is so full of manure, that EVERYTHING that comes out of his mouth could be used to fertilize roses...
dementia
senile
erectile dysfunction
expensive placebo
empty platitudes
and we're back to
McCain speeches
the Son of Cain
Patrick
Duffy
Duff beer
dufflebag
bagpipe
bag o' hot air
and we're back to
McCain speeches ;D
bag o' non-substantive air
perfect vacuum
(is that why political ads go on radio & TV?)
radio waves
microwaves
Potato
Obama Wins!*
* okay, this has nothing to do with potatos.....
Amusement (at you)
Le Roi s'amuse
Jon Stewart (a modern jester)
The Daily Show
More Informed than Faux
Fixed news
Fixed race
rigged like a tallship
fRIGate
Watergate
Palin-gate
garden gate
J-oi-sey
New
Old
MacDonald
Lord of the Isles
Lord of the Flies
(and back to...)
Republican Party
The party the party is always right!
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lied_der_Partei
http://www.kommunisten-online.de/Kommunisten/Lied-der-Partei.mp3
Sheeple go, "Baa!"
path of least resistance
road to Hell
paved with good intentions
trampling ideals
twisted principles
hernia
lifted too much weight overhead
collapsing library
Shrub's presidential library
Archie
bald
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 07, 2008, 06:35:28 PM
Shrub's presidential library
And, and and......both books had not been completely colored IN yet!
bowling
Columbine
Arlecchino
Joker
Dead Actor
Posthumous Oscar
Oscar de la Renta
Oscar de la Hoya
(geographical) depression*
*english translation for hoya
big hole in the ground
Bush/Cheney foreign policy
Atomic Demolition Corps
Captain Cosmotic (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Cosmotic)
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 09, 2008, 06:27:15 PM
Captain Cosmotic (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Cosmotic)
As I do not read German, I followed a link to the English IMDB.
This comment was interesting:
Quote
Captain Cosmotic, made by some really crazy german guys, is a very cheap and awful produced video-movie about youngsters and mad bikers, helped by a real sane captain. Lots of badly made blood and massacre with awful tricks but, i think, it might be highly interesting for guys, who really love cheap an dirty underground cult. Only a few copies available... ask the producers for further information
Ahem.. continuing with the associations
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 09, 2008, 06:27:15 PM
Captain Cosmotic (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Cosmotic)
Indie Rock Pete (http://www.dieselsweeties.com/cast.shtml)
Black Pete
saltpeter
salt cellars
Salt Road Trade
Assault rifle
Sturmgewehr 44
Sturm und Drang
Haydn
Surprise Symphony
Timpani
Kus
Cous Cous
cuss-cuss
percussionist
Evelyn Glennie
Evelyn Hamann
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:VZ-7Cxhur7RYTM:http://web.ard.de/galerie/bilderpool/boulevard/loriot/loriot_8.jpg)
Ham Salad
Acting food (without Mervin Suggs)
Active ingredients
Radioactive Ingredients
half-life
Second Life
get a life ;)
post-election fatigue
post-election blues
electric blue
Electric Light Orchestra
trans siberian orchestra
Vladivostok
gin rummy
can't sleep Pachy?
gin
Mother's ruin
No, I think I'm becoming nocturnal :(
Son's of Cain
Not-the-other-Palin
The other white meat! :D
Tastes like Chicken
testicle soup
mountain oysters
cowboy caviar
Mongolian crab gingiva (used in Asterix and the Gladiators as an example of Roman decadent food)
gingivitis
medical love song
* cue sappy music*
I had open heart surgery in Saaaaaan Fraaaaancisco.....
hotel california
Beverly Hills Hotel
Beverly Hills Cop
3 Stooges
clover leaf
mixing bowl
sourcery
Bel-Shamharoth, the sender of eight.
cox
Newbie
Plaster of Paris
(although I am not really sure why?)
three plaster ducks
Fake knock-off "art"
The German Duck Marketing Foundation
(see Last Post thread, and every one of Swato's for the past two weeks...)
decoys
missile defense (obvious) countermeasure
Poland
Kaliningrad
Stalingrad*
* now, St Petersburg, I'm told.... is nothing sacred?
cannon fodder
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
Flying Tigers
Tiger Balm
Mummy (balm lets me think of embalming)
Daddy
daddy-o
Zoot Suit
Zoo keeper
Beastmaster
Manimal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal)
Merman
barman
barkeep
Shotgun "You got ten seconds to run, boy!"
Shogun
Samurai William
Samurai Jack
Jackdaw
magpie
Rossini
Isabella
Rosellini
Princess Bride
Wesly
Crusher ;)
Obama Girl
New Whitehouse puppy.....yaaay!
First Whelp
Last Hurrah
Al-Hurra (the US-sponsored proaganda channel for Iraq to "balance out" Al-Jazeera)
Hoo-rah
booyah!
Ooooooooooooooh!
U boat
X boat
Y wing
yellow (the color of the stripes of the one I remember in the movie)
Coldplay
Coldstream Guards
Seaforth Highlanders
Gordon Highlanders (far superior to those louts from Inverness)
Gordon's Dry Gin
(I could use a shot right now, I'll tells yer!)
Madame Pomfrey
(yes, please!)
pompadour
chateau pompom rouge
rosé wine
I never drink...wine
Lies and Frenchmen!
Freedom Fries
::) ::) ::)
Captive bolts
Bolt shooter
Disney killer
cryogenics
octogenarian
octahedron
tetragrammaton
Foucault's Pendulum (there is a BASIC program there to generate all the possible names of YHWH ;))
Fodor's Travel Guide
Frodo as Mr. Underhill.
Tom Bombadillo
Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wight
Barry White
Fred Flintstone
Dino
Dino's Egg Farm
Jurassic Parking
(http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:viZZcQ_7V92-YM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/515942568_822af6fd2a.jpg%3Fv%3D0)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:viZZcQ_7V92-YM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/515942568_822af6fd2a.jpg%3Fv%3D0
Sorry, no link to the Gary Larson cartoon available
popcorn
ceilings
roofs
roots
Africa
Kimba!
[youtube=425,350]_p2VXN0xDTY[/youtube]
Swahili
Kirikou
[youtube=425,350]wsQ2l6sWSnY[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=wsQ2l6sWSnY
Persepolis
Alexander
(the supposed last known conqueror of) Afghanistan
carpet
people
(thank you, Terry Pratchett)
Astfgl (who complained that the demons put everything under p for people in the new filing system)
Duke Vassenego
The demon's Demon. If he didn't invent Original Sin, he made the first copies...
John Wayne (The Duke)
The Duck
Howard
's End
A Room
with a View
to kill
a mockingbird
diamond ring
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=EeOqD3uMIRs
St.Louis Blues
Brothers
Karamazov
Flying
Colours
of magic
in-sewer-ants
Ankh river
kidneys
beans
net
fishing rod
pole or perch
stripper parrot
Polly
Anna
Karenina
Russians
Oligarchs
Fascists
Fetish
Furries
Cross-dressers
happy dressers
Salad dressing
blessing
hell-bound
hell-hound
B*tch!
puppies!
newspaper (on the floor)
Newspaper (on the nose)
Tissues
napkin
towel
(H)Eureka
Gold miners and Greeks
Grave diggers
Isn't that a bit deep for daffodils?
narcissus
Conrad (skirting the far boundaries of political correctness here...)
Joseph
Stalin
Electrification
Interrogation
enhanced
Viagra (sorry, with all the spam that was inevitable)
4 hours
4 eyes
nerd ;)
geek
chikkin heads
voodoo
hoodoo
Doodah
Duh!
Dur!
Moll
ganster
violin
sax
sex
septem
deviated :mrgreen:
perverted
Flesh Gordon
Dr Flexi Jerkoff
Oxygen
octagon
fake
-n-bake
Baked Alaska
Gravlaks
baklava
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Tasty!
Tasticle
tactile
tarantula
Tarantella
Super!
Illu
Illuminati
lightbulb
Edison
Tesla
Tulsa
Oilers
Roughnecks
flying leathernecks
Guadalcanal
Guatemala
guava
Slimy Deck
Spotted Dick! (http://www.answers.com/topic/spotted-dick-a-dessert)
See Spot run!
(I was tempted to choose 'Michael Jackson' :mrgreen:)
Train Spotting
The Acid House
Luverly Steam engines
"Chuff-chuff!"
The Wizard's Pub
Biers
Ails.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
a double pun! yay! :D
Ayers
moron
The Island of Dr.Moreau
vivisection
Lewis Carroll (he wrote an essay on the topic)
The Mad Hatter
hat trick
Turning tricks
Guild of Seamstresses
gilded lily
tissue-paper carnation
botched reincarnation
In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month (Oct 2007) and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is "an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation."
Pathetic
Pathetique
sonata
Moonlight
starlight
StarFlight
Starfox
Starbucks
Buck Rogers
Jack Ruby
Dallas
Alice
Chains
whips
handcuffs
bracelets
has anyone analysed how often the same words get repeated?
Edit : and who by?? :bwa:
Brisingamen
Brig
adoon
racoon
tycoon
Maine Coon
Cone of silence
nose cone
doggie lamp shade (you know when an animal has had surgery and needs to be prevented from pulling out the stitches? That's a doggie lamp shade)
Dachau (you better not follow that connection, it is macabre)
dachsund
pee
canape
calliope
calypso
----
What a coincidence. I am just now looking at a caylpso version of the Our Father :mrgreen:
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Cousteau
scuba
bubba
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 23, 2008, 01:33:44 PM
Dachau (you better not follow that connection, it is macabre)
I get the reference - and yes, it is macabre.
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Buddha
Nirvana
Larry Flynt (spot the connection)
Our Man Flint
Michigan
lake
Lost
Mustard
Colonel
Blimp
I was ready to type colonel, when I realised that Blimp was the reaction to exactly that.
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Zeppelin
Led
;) :mrgreen:
Lead (as in Pb)
sinker
dunk
doughnut
Zodiac
Just watched the movie and there's a scene where Robert Graysmith grabs donuts on his way to work
biker
Jesus (ok, the reference is extremly obscure)
Jesuit
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 30, 2008, 09:03:32 AM
Jesus (ok, the reference is extremly obscure)
It's not from the Simpsons episode where Homer and Ned disagreed about whether to call their motorcycle gang "The Christ Punchers", is it?
Candide
There's also a "Bikers for Christ" shirt I've seen around. Is that it?
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 30, 2008, 07:31:14 PM
There's also a "Bikers for Christ" shirt I've seen around. Is that it?
Almost. It's from a satire where several Christian groups on New Year's Eve present their partially conflicting views by singing versions of the same song (Jesus was a pilot/biker/hunter/jaybird...) ending in a brawl (especially between the latter two groups).
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Leibniz
Leibovitz
Slivovitz
Silo
missile
TOW
pull
pulp
Fiction
Treasury Economic Forecast
TOUGH!
Omnistate Impact Chamber.
Robot Omnidoom 999
Daleks v Cybermen
Power Bitch
Ianto
(obscure Torchwood reference wins out over Ruth Kelly. Just.).
Iago
Christopher Walken
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
...via Eddie Izzard impression of Christopher Walken doing Iago...
St.Christopherus walking
Waliking Tall (a terrible movie...either one of them)
Waikiki
beach babes
Surf Nazis Must Die
Men in Grey Suits
Men in Black
Johnny Cash
Jonny Quest
King Quest
King of the Hill
Mr.Underhill
The Prancing Pony
The Red Pony
redlight district
Doppler redshift
Newtonian approximation
Einstein rings (actually that's a two-step via Newton rings)
serial marrier
Serial Monogamy
(if that does not suit: Ancient Mariner)
Aerial Monogamy
Monopoly
monogamy
polyandry
Himalaya
Karakoram
avalanche
mudslide
politics
enough
snake
oil
petroleum
magic potion
tincture
tint
tent
ten
decimate
decorate
deflorate
sin
The Doctor Is In
Innana
Inagodadevida
In the garden of eden (the original meaning but the guy was so wasted that it ended up as such).
East of Eden
Easter Island
Moai
Moët
Chandon
Charon
Pluto
pomegranates
pommes de terres
Mr. Potato Head!
Artoo-Potatoo
arty tattoo
Rocky Racoon
Gideon's Bible
For the Lord and Gideon!
By this leek, I will most horribly revenge: I eat and eat, I swear.
Eat It! by Weird Al
doughnut
Hertz
Rent-a-car
Rent-a-Ghost
corny movie
banged grains
lunatic fringe
creationists
In god we trust
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Flies
Lord
LOUD!!!
Big Stick
Carrot
Jasper
House, M.D.
Doogie Howser, M.D.
Dr John Watson
Hudson River (please don't answer with "downed plane")
Muh-he-kun-ne-tuk
mukluk
Kamik
karmic
car mechanic
trust issues
trust fund
patricide
Patrician
pediatrician
baby doctors
baby toons
loony toons
Daffy
Huffduff
Hufflepuff
no frills nerd (meant in the best possible way)
slinky dress
rinky dink
Little bitty
Teeny tiny
Eenie Weenie
polka dot bikini
Fantasy
Orb
globe
brigands
brigades
Charge of the Light Brigade
600
333 Diet Evil
Grateful Dead
Guns 'n Roses
War of the Roses
Danny DeVito
aqua vitae
Vitamin Water (delicious!)
Water, water everywhere
Lifeboat
Kliper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kliper)
the Cutty Sark
Macbeth
Hot potato, hot potato, Puck will make amends....
Ouch!
;D
Toe Rag and the green monster
ragtag fleet
Black Sheep Squadron
Kiwi Zombies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/)
Strawberry-Kiwi
Tart
pop
corn
Corn Laws
children of the corn
Children of the Stones
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Stones
Rollingstones
Music with Rocks in
rotten tomatoes
smells fishy
Deep Ones
Wet Ones
Old Ones <you knew it was coming>
Maiar
Valinor
Prince Valiant
Prince of Persia
Persian Gulf
Rugged rocks
On the rocks
Havana Club
cigars, cigars
oil solder
drill baby drill
"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"
Fritz the Cat
Felix
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
broad as an owl
reproduce like rabbits
Lemming of the B.D.A.
Fruit flies like a banana
What?
["reproduce like rabbits"...... "fruit flies like a banana"..... is there a problem? Or perhaps I shouldn't have answered that one since another had hit the board by then, if so, sorry. So to associate with "What?"...... ]
Stephenson [We have statues of both What and Stephenson at the Eastern Railway Station in Budapest]
Dr. Jackal and Miss Hyena
Anubis
Seth
the Lord
Lord of the Flies
Baal Sebul
Sebulba
Bubble Bobble
bubble gum
crisis
Cuban missile
Turkish battery
Turkish delight
Kebab
skewer
stick
shtick
routine
roulette
Russian
Prussian
Blücher
(Sound of horses neighing (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pQiXPHhZ4Go), via two rather different Blüchers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gebhard_Leberecht_von_Bl%C3%BCcher))
Eye-Gore
Al Gore
Al Franken
Weird Al Yankovic
Doctor Demento
Fats Domino
Jimmy Hoffa
concrete bridge abutment
the pillar of our society
The 7 pillars of wisdom
The 4 noble truths
heres no evil , seas no evil , speeks no evil
stoopid monkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoopid_Monkey)
(http://files.colonies.com/userdata/3264190/blogphotos/Stoopid%20Monkey6.jpg)
Brass Monkey
Thee monkey's pa
Three Wishes
three wise men
Three Stooges
My eeeeeeyes!
The Coming of The Lord
Return of the King
Isildur
Ring
"Hello?"
Jell-O
wrestling :mrgreen:
Mud
Slade
Lassiter
Pixar
Toy Story 2
Sequel
The Wrath of Tonguey!
Tobey MaGuire
Magirus Deutz
Magus Perde
Prospero
books
Low Flying Winged Books
Flying toasters
electric bathtub
Bad idea
Afghanistan (alternatively: tax cuts for the higher brackets)
Cheney/Satan
Ach Gott, vom Himmel sieh darein
John Lennon
I seem to recall he said that in "Hard Days Night" when he was playing submarines in the bathtub, but I may be wrong.
Cornwall
corndog
groundhog
prairie dog
Top dog
Westminster
Mister mister
Missus
Frankie Howerd
Noel Coward
Papa Noel
Papadopoulos
Jackie K. (O)
pillbox hat
the pill
Kitchener
(brownie points to anyone who knows the connection).
I want You!
(sorry, no idea about connections between the pill and the minister of war)
(http://www.ww2poster.co.uk/posters/imagebank/images/Britons.jpg)
http://www.ww2poster.co.uk/posters/imagebank/images/Britons.jpg
Lemmings
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 12, 2009, 10:13:55 AM
(sorry, no idea about connections between the pill and the minister of war)
(http://www.ww2poster.co.uk/posters/imagebank/images/Britons.jpg)
http://www.ww2poster.co.uk/posters/imagebank/images/Britons.jpg
Before your time ;D . In the swinging sixties/seventies there was a version of that poster with the text changed to read "Have you taken your pill today?"
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Psygnosis
Gnostic
B/W thinking
film noir
Sin City
Westminster
Abby
Abbott & Costello
Three Stooges
(weren't we here already?)
printer cartridges
Obstinate.
vegetate
vegetarian (is that a veggie aryan?)
carrot (rust?)
Ironfounderson
birthmark
anemic
Small Irishman (There goes political correctness)
leprechaun
lucky charms
Superstition
Stevie Wonder
Pasttime Paradise
watching paint dry
Old people
Mummies
mommy
Dearest
Cat
mouse
Moe and Morty
Moriarty
Watson
Griffin :-\
Where?
Godot
Thomas a
Beckett
F.E.A.R. 2
Freer
1000 Flowers
99 Luftballoons
24 hours from Tulsa
( from a Gene Pitney song )
53 Miles West of Venus
(B52's song)
Ten green bottles
One Mint Julep
Air Force One
633 Squadron
Aces
Knave of Hearts
Heartbreak Hotel
Hotel California
Californication
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
(After Van Halen's album)
Fornication Under Consent of the King
Frak!
Flak
Jacket
Potato
Sam Gamgee
gardener
murderer (it's always the gardener)
Crimes against humanity
Handcuffs
Ann Summers
Anne Bonny
Sky
earth
"FIRE!"/"WIND!"/"WATER!"/"HEART!" (http://www.turner.com/planet/credit-song.html)
:sigh: I am a child of the 90s...I'm sorry. No more Captain Planet references.
Avatar
(I'm child of the 80s but the show is from the 00s)
descent (lit. translation)
I am a child of the 70's. The 70's BC. 8)
ascent
man
woman
Fight
Club
Soda
Siphon
Hero
007
300
600 (into the valley of death rode the...)
Captain Nolan
Christopher Nolan
Pantos on Ice
Pants on fire.
Wheels on Fire
molten lead
Roman aqueduct
No place like home
saudade
Saudi sausage
legume
linguini
Ratatouille
hat
Hot
chicks
Posh
Baby
Tonight
show
shower
bathtub
Grover Norquist
Grover Cleveland
Max Cleland
max factor
Elizabeth Arden
Eve Arden
Fire
water
scuba
Cousteau
Ray
human development
puberty!
sex
gender
bender
Fry
Fish
whale
Wimp Lo
Lo main
drains
Braaains!
sweetbread
marble cake
Marble Halls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH9-nGMGKFI
Quiet lobbies
K street
Queer Street
political correctness (http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/14/messages/228.html)
Avenue Q
Q tip
rubbish
ruble
rubble
Betty
Ugly
Rush
Geoffrey
Chaucer
Canterbury
Cadbury
jelly
agar
Helga
Herr Flick
herring
crimson
insurance
rain check
meteorologist
Michael Fish
(for non-Brits, and the younglings, he was the weatherman who announced "There will be no hurricane." 12 hours later.....
fish n' chips
Death on a motorcycle.
Zen maintenance
commercial perversion
Volkstümlicher Schlager
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkst%C3%BCmliche_Musik
golf
The Royal and Ancient
psichopaths
CSICOPS
triceratops
The Threehorned Devil
A two-toed devil
Tasmanian devil
devil with a blue dress
Monica's evil twin
lesbian vampire killers
here (http://www.lesbianvampirekillersmovie.co.uk/) :giggle:
Surf Nazis Must Die
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_Nazis_Must_Die
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094077/
Pure campy win
campbell soup
No soup for you!
Suppenkaspar
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter#Die_Geschichte_vom_Suppen-Kaspar
Caspar Weinberger
Casper Hauser
nice one Chatty. we are allowed to "judge" others word associations, right? ......no of course we aren't LOL! Imagine such a world
Casper, the Friendly Ghost
http://www.televisiontunes.com/Casper_-_The_Friendly_Ghost.html
Wednesday (Addams)
Sting (am I confused with the Lyric Chain?).
BEE!
Honey!
(I know, don't call me that at the office...)
Sweetie
darling
daring
dead
eventually...
eternally
damnation
Thatcher
Malvinas/Falklands
Peter Falk
Variety show
Ed Sullivan
The Beatles
Help!
Eight Arms to Hold You (Original title of the film Help!)
Octopus' garden
Jules Verne
Cape Canaveral
Cape Fear
Anaconda
Anne Coulter
evil man
Stupid evil bastard
Difficult. Really evil bastards are rarely stupid.
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The Dark Moron
Moon
Sailor
Popeye
Olives and spinach
sammich
Earl o'
Brillo
brillig (http://www76.pair.com/keithlim/jabberwocky/parodies/jabberwhacky.html)
frabjous
slithey toves
manxome foe
Max Payne
Terror and Pain
aerial bombardment
pigeons
rats with wings
sewer bats
Batter up!
cake batter
buttercup
Parkay!
Parquet
Butter
better (...than the first thing that popped into my mind :mrgreen:)
wurst (sorry, punning iz mah lyfe)
whiner (while we are at bad punning)
diner
street car named desire
Paris metro
Catherine Deneuve
Me
(I have no idea who she is, but that's my first name)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Deneuve
Google Images has the pics from her younger days. She truly is one of the most beautiful women of the era.
====================
Related
kin
kiln
Tandoor
pizza oven
PS to Chatty : Deneuve (http://sprinkledinpink.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/060120_deneuve_newton.jpg) iz da Goddess!
Me-'n-Ed's
___
Daaaaymn, she's gorgeous.
Mr. Ed
================
A whole generation of men my age learned that the purchase of Chanel No. 5 was the most acceptable no-brainer gift in the world by lusting after her in their commercials. Anybody that can look that good at 65, with NO plastics work done at all? Yeah, absolutely beautiful.
Ass
___________
There's worse ways to learn, yeah? Lol.
Ace
Adolphe Pegoud
Armand Peugeot
Hercule Poirot
Christie, Agatha Christie
Bond. James Bond.
Munchkin Impossible
Munich, City of the Movement
(München, Hauptstadt der Bewegung; official title in the Nazi Era)
Black September
Black Friday
His Girl Friday
Night of the lively petting
Petting zoo at night
Sleepy baby animals
hibernation
consternation
constellation
Andromeda
Strain
guage
gauge
greengage
ngage
ring
Nibelungs
Thidrek Saga
Tenpole Tudor
blue bloodlust
Black Tuesday
Black Sabbath
Kiss
Rodin
foot
spur
prod
cattle
chattel
women in love
lesbians
(I hope that's not too crass, but that was the first thing that came to mind)
Sappho
Mentat (got the relation? :D)
red-stained lips (yep, got the connection...)
woman is red
succubus
incubus
incasso
just in case
Justin Time
Justin Timberlake
straw man
strawberry
rash
hypoallergenic
hypobole
or is that one for the word definition game?
Supolative
amoican
Amerindian
tree bark (German: Rinde)
swan song
ugly duckling
Ugly Betty
sitcom
escape key
control-alt-delete
Penny Arcade
skee-ball!
snow polo
polo shirt
Marco Polo
Golf
snob
swell
zit
git
gift
poison
passion
fruit
rainbow
Brite
broad
Broadway
microphones
megaphones
cheerleaders :barf:
heroes
heroin
paintings
panting
gasp
grasp
idiot
village
The Prisoner
Wales
Torchwood
forest fire
overcoat
underskirt
flak jacket
jackass
llama
moose (and duck)
shirt
shout
loud
mouth
river
Kwai
bridge
gum
Moscow (GUM is Moscow's Harrods)
Hudson
Hawk
Sidney
Sir Philip
Spain
rain
hail
hearty
meal
veal
calf
shin
shim
stimulus
stylus
palm
silver
werewolf
garlic
press
iron
lady
Maggie Thatcher
Ronnie Raygun!!
Vodka Gorbachov
Skeletons in the closet Kohl
Masters of the Universe
Thundercats
Thunderbird
Scarlet
letter
Dear John
Marcia
Daria
Darius
Alexander
Mitscherlich
Metternich
messerschmitt
turbine
San Francisco
Assisi
Anasazi
Anesthesia
chloroform
laughing gas
gas chamber
star chamber
SETEC astronomy
planetarium
solarium
greenhouse
Green Porno
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
red curry
cherry red
cherrypick
cherry orchard
Hamlet's father
lady macbeth
damned spot!
g spot
ink blot
Watchmen
Sam Vimes
Same time
timeless
era
Hera
Herakles
Greece
grease
grace
pressure
valve
Portal
bars
soap
radio
free
Willy
Wonka
chocolate!!!
bitter
batter
siege
Vauban
fortress
bunker
pillbox
hat
trick
queen
bee
feromones
praying mantis
white crane
Kipling
Kim
Korea
Samsung
Samson (from Sesame Street)
zebedee
The 13th follower
Seventh Son
Equal Rites (go Pratchett!!!)
Campaign for equal heights
height of irony
gridiron
gridlock
quagmire
Quigley Down Under
Mrs. Quickl(e)y (Shakespeare)
The Quick and the Dead
Left 4 Dead
My Left Foot
abhanden
hand over fist
head over tails
heads I win
headwind
flying dutchman
boring second act
Dünnbrettbohrer
Dönertier
The Donner Party
Burke and Wills
idiot
tsar
Rasputin
Bumped off
Bumper Cars
big dipper
The Gipper
Ronald Reagan :puke: :barf: :puke: :barf: :puke: :barf:
Maggie (The Mummy) Thatcher
Old Europe
Ronald Dummsfeld
DINSDALE!
(in the voice of Spiney Norman)
Clydesdale
Horse
Unicorn
gremlin
koala
diet
Die!!!
wode
Druadan Forest
Gateaux
Bateaux
Il Trittico
ill omen
bad movies
Calamity Jane
Mary Jane
Marie Celeste
Cake
Marie Antoinette Josèphe Jeanne de Habsbourg-Lorraine
Quiche
Kumquats
Clementines
Darling
Beatles
Submarine
yellow
buttercup
pancakes
pancreas
vital
spark
gas explosion (It only takes a spark...)
....now that parenthesis could have been in a helpline thread..... ;)
evacuation
pump
prime
number
letter
SWALK
(I don't get that one, for instance)
WALK/DONT WALK
little green man
conspiracy
Cato Street
Victrix causa diis placuit sed victa Catoni
incomprehensible
incommensurable
metric tape
metronome
Gnomes of Zurich
ZOG
Returning fire
600
Charge of the Light Brigade
Bring on the empty horses!
Bring on the dancing horses
circus
John Major
G.H.W. Bush
*shudder*
freak
Browning (director of Freaks)
Elizabeth
Regina
coeli
E. coli
ecology
EEK!
Greek
French
Beagle
Darwin
Erasmus
Eraserhead
E.Raser
rubber
condom
condominium
Condoleeza
Cabaret
Cancan
Toulouse
Tighten
thighs
sighs
bridge
poker
scuttle
butt
beer
bear
in mind
out of mind
Out of sight.
in plain sight
SEP field
flummoxed
multiplexor
solar plexus
gut
Goths
Greeks
gifts
messenger
Nyarlathotep
Cinnamon :mrgreen:
cloves
Clovis
clover
field
cricket
Life, Universe and Everything
42
Route 66
77 Sunset Strip
Lollipop
50s
bigotry
bonsai
mountain
butter
duck (weak pun: arab duck = batta)
hare
turtle
Gamera! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UACM_8q_Q)
Garuda bird
Thoth
Apophis snake
Adonis
Complex
numbers
exodus
leviticus
harangue
tongues
flames
born in...
Bruce Springsteen
Loose Bedspring
sprooooiiiinnnng!
Boeing
seven
severed head
guillotine
bankers (ahh... wishful thinking...)
There's still plenty of gold (so I am told) in the banks of Sacramento ;)
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bonkers
bunkers
depleted uranium
nukkular
tool (as the one famously uttering the previous word)
belt
hurry
Harry
Uniforms
unicorn
phantoms
60s
mary quant
Marie Celeste
Marie Antoinette
cake
Mero
Hero
candy
man
woman
women
neo-feminists
feminazis (sorry, that word came just up. I do not endorse it)
Ann Coultergeist
(sadly, fits ^ label)
banshee
wail
whale
ambergriss
Nine Princes in
(you doity guise, not tellin me bout this hear playse...)
Eagle of the Ninth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eagle_of_the_Ninth)
Pieces of Nine
:)
Nine Inch Nails
cat o' nine tails
cat o'nine lives
jack o'lantern
Jacko
clock
Chronos
Amalthea
Althea
woot bare
bare roots
Temptation Eyes
[the Grass Roots...]
Jezebel
Bette Davis
betty page
Betty Boop
Bosco
(Betty's pal)
Don
Mafia
RIAA
Aria
Ariel
soap
water
wet
dreams :o
Freud
ego
mania
myna bird
star
stare
glare
Claire
voyant
buoyant
float
root beer (and I have to say that I drink my floats with coke/pepsi because I don't like root beer)
Snoopy
Narnia
Calormen
in heat
randy
prize
value
worthless
delight
wahwee poppe
Alexander Pope
Mow B Dick.
Richard B. Cheney
Duck and Cover
Jack the Turtle
De Chelonian Mobile
Turtle dove
In the Balance
overweight
Underpaid
oversexed
over here
Choose me, me, me!
excitable :D
electron
microscope
bacteria
My kitchen
birdproof
bullet-proof glass
armor
suit
lawyer
fees
feasibility
typo (In the title(!) of my PhD thesis I spelled it feasability and nobody noticed)
ice creem
vanilla
standard
missile
Exocet
Exorcist
360o
full circle
irony gods
Ye Gods!
Egad
yikes!
cripey!
Steve Irwin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin) (Crickey!)
Sting ray
torpedo
sub
routine
enquiries
(the) inquirer (http://www.theinquirer.net)
The Examiner
Alien autopsy
vampire
...possibly a vampire has got at Pachy...he is looking strange...
umpire
empire
Commonwealth
common man
moron
nerd
geek
Greek
Feta
fetus
tasty! :devil2: :mrgreen:
roast pig
Lord of the Flies
The Loin King ;D
loin cloth
Tarzan
cheetos ;)
The natural reply would be cheetah but that would step between you and the previous word.
Cheerio!
Toodle Pip!
Doodle Moose (or if you prefer: Diddle Mouse)
mouse cartoon
pluto
Percival Lowell
Man on the moon
cheese
Robusto
Arbusto
Fatty Arbuckle
fatty acids
nonionic surfactants
The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/index)
lollypoppe
obscene
profits
prophets
False
all
none
nine
plan ... from outer space
pigs (in space!)
pig iron
iron butterfly
quantum weather butterfly
chaos theory
Lord of the Butterflies
The Sun King
Sun Tzu
Seven Military Classics
military intelligence
45 minutes
3/4
half pint
dry paint
chips
fish
Toadfish
Batrachomyomachia
batrachian
subject has been opened (via The Difference Engine)
animal cruelty
red in tooth and claw
vulture
culture
safety catch
catch 22
circulus vitiosus
fishous circle
(aka: too-small aquarium)
superfishal ;)
surface tension
detergent
deterrent
detente
Stop!
road block
Checkpoint Charlie
Charlie Company
factory
conveyor belt
global water circulation
aquaduct
water of life
aquavit
life aquatic
Bill Murray
Ghostbusters!
Dolly Buster
Dust buster
booster
eject
CD
CB
wireless
troubleshooting
sharpshooter
needler
covenant*
*you'll get it if you've played Halo
Arc
Joann
Joanna
piano
forte
bravery
arrows
slings
flings
poo
paddington
teddybear
teddy boy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Boy
tree man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_Man#Notable_cases
ent
sheperd
sheep
wool
socks
sucks
icicles
Trotsky (ok, that was an icepick)
Lenin
Sanct Pyotrsburg
Petrograd (they should have kept that name)
Volgograd
Stalin price
Surprise invasion
allergy
irritation
irrigation
waste
Kaddath
Megadeth
Death metal
crown
i findid a crown !
onna hill
punch an' judy tole me !
yup yup yup !
jack and jill wint upped a hill ta fitch a pail ov wader
den jack fald down an loss his crown an jill fall down 2.
sceptre
lake
Simon
Paul
Mary
Jane
Tarzan
King Kong
Fay Wray
into the fray
Onto the foe!
blood
cloth
lies (made from full...)
sex (& videotape)
city
sitty
putty
clay
shoot
range
finder
keeper
trapper
John
Tom
Tomjohn
tomtom
pompom
sex symbol
Marilyn
Manson
serial
Kellogs Cornflakes
Kellogg-Briand Pact
Kellogg's Fun Pak (http://www.buythecase.net/product/1046/kelloggs_fun_pack_cereal/?engine=googlebase)
fun size
rabbit
hole
fox
'news'
corp
dyn
..amo
amas
armatur(e)
amateur
lover
food
rats
scratch
acorn
vilified
bile
bilirubin
(I thought using that but that would have been two steps at once)
Mr. Billy Rubin
ruby
diamond
buckyballs
The Atomium
neutrino bomb
militant neutrality
Peace corps
piece of corpse
meat cake
fiskeboller
Dog's Bollocks
lick
if only..... ::)
wish upon a star
lollipop
teen
lollypop!
pigtails
swallow
laden
Bin
basket
case
Sherlock Holmes
Hemlock Sholmes
Illegal rope
dope
dozy
busy
signal
railway
maglev
superconductor
supercollider
Me on ice skates!
figures
characters
facets
faceless
invisible man
Emporer
Emporium
import
Export
go global
Friedmanism
fisherman
's friend
Kate the Skate :brainbleech:
Joe the not actually a plumber and not even actually Joe.
opportunist
obstructionist
revisionist
birther (not related to Bircher but even more nutty)
Bertha
Birth
water
holy
sh!t
Mario Ana
Mario Lanza
Funiculi, Funicular (ready for cthulhufication)
La donna e mobile
Schoko Crossies (they abused Verdi in an ad for that)
Verdi abused women in the song so... ;)
---
Choco Krispies
Henry V (link: famous speech at Agincourt)
Cognac
spirits
ghosts
shell
Shelby
detective
agent
Secret
voices
schizophrenia
left & right (brain)
callotomy (cutting the connection between the brain hemispheres)
(if your left hand sins) cut it.
prosthesis
Prostetnik Vogon Jeltz
http://davidszondy.com/future/Dystopias/vogon01.jpg
yellow machinery
yellow press
yellow submarine
Operation Petticoat
Peter Pettygrew
rodent
mammal
mammogram
um, no, mammalgram
land shark / candygram
loan shark
Any regular bank...?
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of one?
Macheath
Parrot
:heartbeat:
pacemaker
wadermilllin
fried chicken (sorry but GOP racism got me there)
Colonel Sanders
Alamo
Rent-a-car
wet me diapurr
India (diapurr sounds so Indian)
aboriginal
abominable
ominous
omnibus
trilogy
third time is a charm
Peace! -the charm's wound up. :witch:
Give peas a chance
honey
pot
urine
instinct (German: Urinstinkt = Primal instinct; Urin stinkt= urine stinks)
gut
spill
oil
Exxon
Valdez
Juan :P
Don
Pasquale
Pascal
Ada
lisp
perl
collier
County
Countess
Hong Kong
Donkey Kong
King Kong
Empire State Building
World Trade Center
Chrysler Building
car industry
Wake up call
bugle
Daily
daisy
chain
gang
goolie
nads
nuts
Ninja Squirrels!
Highwaymen
moonshine
hooch
Mobydick
Pequot
Peugot
Cleo
Muse (Ok, that was Klio, not Cleo)
Pierides
woot beer
navy cut
cutlass
bare bodkin
General Boykin
Crimean War
Crime and Punishment
Tolstoy (yes, I know it was not him)
Toy Story
Chucky
Cheese
photographer
Philip Glass (http://www.last.fm/music/Philip+Glass/The+Photographer)
Akhenaten
monotheism
solipsism
guilty*
*according to my wife everything is my fault therefore this world is a projection of my mind ;)
show trial (isn't that what any show artist has to do first? ;))
Perry Mason
(old TV show lawyer)
murder
at the vicarage
dirty vicar sketch
catholic church
bells and smells
balls and... well...
The Frog Prince (ball in the well)
Cuisses de grenouille
The Perfume (the 'hero' of wich is Monsieur Grenouille)
John Profumo
Redemption
Shawshank
shankapotomus
My first thought wasn't too kind so I'll skip it :devilt2:
--
syphilitic violence
Peaceful herpes?
herpetologist
series of unfortunate events
Definition of Time
NY minute
wait a second
thinking....
processing
computing
recalibrating...
Bracing Retail
lace and braces
Lolita
kiddy prawn
Mommy lobster
pistol shrimp
mobster
Hipster
polo neck
dead horse
flogging
Grogging
liver
livid
fury
black beauty
ebony & ivory
jetsom
jetlag
fatigue
Run!
Lola Run!
3rd time's a charm
first in last out
pile
nuclear reactor
moderator
forum
rostra
Mare Nostrum
Benzino Napaloni
Napoleon Bonaparte
Wellington
West Palm Beach
Omaha Beach
Hobart's Funnies
Hogan's Heroes
Spitfire
sopwith camel
Snoopy
Woodstock
laughingstock
slaughterhouse (via lifestock)
killing fields
feeding grounds
hunting state
Nimrod
lightning rod
Television
contemporary evils
unoriginal sin
Lucifer (the original! ;))
matches
e-harmony
love scam
match.com
matches
mismatches
miscegenation
heterosexual (I always thought it should mean something else ;) :mrgreen:)
Herero uprising
en casa del herrero asador de palo (literally in the house of the smith the grill is made of wood, or as a proverb, the cobblers' children go barefoot).
cappin ahab
moby dick rrrrrrrrrr
Moby Grape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby_Grape)
sour grapes
raisins
craisins
cranapple
Snapple
Scrabble
Ruble
rolling
on a roll
"Remember Grandma's buns?" ;D
bakery@home
Tom Baker
Johnny Rebeck ;)
Richard B. Riddick
Richard B. Cheney
666
Necrotelicomnicon
The Internets
aware of all traditions
conservative
Beagle
bad dog!
;)
rabies
cholera
dog collar
brown eyes vs. blue eyes
Betty & Veronica
Thälmann und Luise
Thelma and Louise
Women drivers
Erm, ehh... Oh! I know:
Minivan
elephant
baked beans
Has this become the free association thread?
--
chili
Sheep
(http://www.brot-bernd.de/gif/chili1.jpg)
http://www.brot-bernd.de/gif/chili1.jpg
That's Chili the Stunt Sheep from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot
sheeple
Wolf(owitz)
crying boy
The crying game
blood, sweat, toil and tears
wash, rinse, repeat
Persil
Persephone
Percy (from Black Adder!)
A Cunning Plan
The Cunning Artificer
The sorcerer's apprentice
Faustus
fisticuff
cufflinks
expensive suits
Chanel
cocoa
butter
salt
wounds
blood
life
death
the universe and
42
Pratt
music has charm to soothe the savage breast
Treasons, stratagems and spoils
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2009, 06:13:48 AM
music has charm to soothe the savage breast?
:mrgreen:
Margeritas ante porcos
margarita hangover
delirium tremens
Modest Mussorsky
Night on Bald Mountain
cold
arctic
roll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_roll)
strawberry yoghurt
breakfast (in fact I'm out of it and hungry because of it).
in bed
crumbs
cookie
monster
Inc.
LLC
EIPPCB
EPA
UBA (that's our rough equivalent)
UEFA
UFO
OVNI
omnivore
pig
copper
the fuzz
fudge
ice cream
cake!!!
wreck (cf. the blog)
train
tiara
(I was going to say 'unrealistic expectations' but I'll be more conventional)
flowers
meadow
Jack
hammer
horror films
wash, rinse, repeat...
iteration
reduction
piano part
pedal
sewing machine
Doctor Seward
Doctor Who
TARDIS
K9
98k
4096
2^12
25 or 6 to 4
8 o'clock
bed time
Bonzo
Gonzo
prawn
praline
squirrel
suit
empty
glass
thirsty
diabetes
pancreas
Sibling Chatty....... I'm so sorry bbut this is what, or rather who, I immediately thought of.....
hole (which is what I feel inside when I think about her).
whole
(I have been thinking about Chatty recently, too.)
wholesome
sanitized
bowdlerized
Spoonerisms
missionary
nut
bolt
bridge
River Kwai
march
hare
tortoise
shell
grenade
molotov cocktail
peacock
kaleidoscope
horoscope
horror scope
television
ether
virtual particles
virtuous reality
viscosity
saline
alkaline
battery
aggravated
aggregated
accumulated
dam
sow
knit
stitch
Lilo
lido
libido
(You knew I was going to say that, didn't you?)
high pulse
laser
taser
Royal Canadian Mounted Police
red coats
|: The regulars are out! :|
Btw, we are on the wicked 666th page
grenadiers
(Yes, I noticed we had reached that foul number)
King of Prussia
Ludwig
Roi Soleil (There never was a Prussian King named Ludwig!!!)
I was, of course, referring to the Ludwig drums used by the rock band "King of Prussia". *
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L'Etat, c'est moi
* I just passed O level history, and didn't do geography at all.
Budget crisis
Zimbabwe
Zimbelstern
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbelstern
Zildjian
Peavey
peaches
beaches
white poop
guano (you expected that, didn't you?)
bottom feeder (not really, I was thinking on the reef fishes that eat coral and poop sand)
yellow journalism
Highlander (there can only be one)
claymore
whisky
whiskey
whisk broom
Broomhilda
Goths
visigoths
Franks
Time Warp
Kerr
Alfred
Lord
Cricket Ground
Locusts
location
Lopez
Granma (my granmother's last name was López).
Little Red Riding Hood
Wolf
Focke-Wulf Condor
Aerocondor (a long time deceased airline)
Aero (a recently devoured chocolate bar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_(chocolate)) )
Vista :barf: (the supposedly groundbreaking 3d interface of ME II is called Aero, and it is a pallid reflection compared to compiz).
Hasta
knight (latin: hasta = lance)
knife
Jack the Ripper
Saucy Jack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLrPWzB82K4&feature=related)
The Saucy Arethusa
Thus Spake Zarathustra
spanking
kinky
boots
walking
Sinatra
Manchuria
Manchester
united
amalgamated
Malva
Malta
Gibraltar
Tarik
Tarvek
Tarmac
asphalt
tar
rat
mouse
danger
sidekick
alter ego
id
your papers, please!
The Wall
checkpoint
restore point
point of no return
Gimli Glider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_glider
maths
trigo(nometry)
The Tripods
triffids
trinkets
trink mit uns
roll out the barrel
barrel of monkeys
12 Monkeys
Ten naked negroes
Sorry, I know that it is racist, especially following a monkey reference.
It's the title of a (once) popular children's song, the combination is also proverbial in German.
47 ginger-headed sailors
----
Bertie Wooster: This song is very popular at the Drones.
Jeeves: I can't say I'm surprised to hear that sir.
Ginger Ale
Ginger Rogers
Buck Rogers
buckaroo
didgeridoo
Dilbert
Wally
Wall-E
Adam and Steve
left rib
soy sauce
Zuiderzee
Switzerland
Calvin
Hobbes
Leviathan
hippopotamus
hippogrif
hypocrite
Republican
publican
(The Bible mentions sinners and publicans. Are Republicans relapsed sinners?)
repeating offenders (systematically BTW)
Judd... For the Defense! (http://www.televisiontunes.com/Judd_for_the_Defense.html)
Judas Maccabeus
Glamdring (both names are based on the word for hammer, also J.M. had a famous sword)
gladrags
globetrotting
Harlem
The Cotton Club
Eastenders
Easterners
Easter Islanders
Long faces
debate
debacle
present
danger
red
tide
rip
Requiem
Dies Irae
solvet saeclum
Solvite
solvent
Solent
Soylent Green
Super-green!
electoral success
vote-rigging
tallship policy
talisman
magic
Merlin
kestrel
castle
dungeon
Dragon
flagon
flagpole
half mast
pole dancing
a blemish on society
Flemish society
Ned Flanders
Ned Kelly
Grace Kelly
Hitchcock
Birds
custard
yellow
<<giggles a bird's custard>>
tape
worm (ew.)
snake
plumbing
bill
receipt
reply
no
Yes.
Close to the Edge
(a Yes album)
ruling politician ("...our country is now at the edge of the precipice but our government will give a step forward...")
powers that be
psychopaths
raving loony monsters
loony toons
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
cannon fodder
fox hole
Toad Hall
Badger
vole
The Taming of the Shrew
Shrewd King
In the Hall of the Mountain King
http://users1.ee.net/lstone/hallking.mid
Frodo
Grottasongr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grottas%C3%B6ngr
slaves
Slavs
Rus
Kiev
Great Gate
Great Wall
Great Firewall
Chinatown Burning
Mississippi
America's longest lady (together with Miss Ouri)
José Asunción Silva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Asuncion_Silva)
(the poem -Nocturno III- that I recalled can be found here (http://www.geocities.com/jesalgadom/poemas_silva.html) with two English translations)
Hi-o Silver!
(what a jump!)
Toro
corrida
tío
tea for two
teapot
tempest
Taming of the Shrew
Quote from: Opsanus tau on October 09, 2009, 05:24:30 PM
Taming of the Shrew
We had that one just one or two pages ago
---
chartered accountant
Terry Gilliam
silly walks
ministry
reverend
sermon
mount
device
Low King of the Dwarfs (in Terry Pratchett books...)
Your Lowness
Cap
bottle
message (in a)
The Police
Sting
bee
busy
body
crime
punishment
war
was
ist
los
gatos
Cake!
Portal
hyperspace
warp
reality
fantasy
Fanta Mango
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DB6OyAL2Isc/Rr7VUDsEWqI/AAAAAAAAAN8/tR9gNpCimdQ/s200/FantaMango.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DB6OyAL2Isc/Rr7VUDsEWqI/AAAAAAAAAN8/tR9gNpCimdQ/s200/FantaMango.jpg
Wango Tango
Gardel
Garda
Irish
EU
:euflag:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Beagle
Torygraph
Expenses
travel
Trains, Planes & Automobiles
lions and tigers and bears
rolfe harris
Ed Harris
Al Capone (don't aks me why this came instantly up in my mind. I can't actually see a connection)
new shoes (it's an old joke)
shiny
metal ass
full metal jacket
chainmail
email chain
enamel pot (In German enamel = email(le))
paint can
can can
cha cha cha
mambo
Cuban
embargo
profit
greed
avarice
glitter
Emo-phage
psychotic antibody
schizophrenic vaccine
thiomersal
(and to think that it was used in my house as antibacterial when I had a scratch while I was a kid.)
---
H2O2
Walther Uboat
U turn
S curve
serpentine
Olivine
Olive Oyl
Oil painting
aquarelle
Aqua Marina
Aqua Tofana
drowning in tofu
Hell on Earth
Devil or Angel
Quote from: Pachyderm on October 20, 2009, 04:47:33 PM
Hell on Earth
I wanted to reply DOOM
TM!!
---
femme fatale
Natasha Fatale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Fatale)
[Evil Con Carne (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Con_Carne)'s] Dr. Ghastly
(http://www.bogleech.com/scrapbook/brains-ghastly3.jpg)
http://www.bogleech.com/scrapbook/brains-ghastly3.jpg
Ghostbusters
Marshmallow
Michelin
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9997/michelinqb2.gif)
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9997/michelinqb2.gif
guide
scout
Tonto
dumb (which is what tonto translates, great respect from cowboy movies, right? ::))
bell
butterfly
moth
Mothra
twins
triplets
Octomom
Angelina Jolie (Oktomom clearly tried to look like her on TV)
Brangelina
brunch
Bruch
Frau Blucher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQiXPHhZ4Go)
Horsie
Hengist
Gengis Khan
Wrath of Khan
Grapes of Wrath
angry wine
petulant whine
Petunia
sperm whale
cf. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Oh no. Not again!
My name is of no importance
Ignore the man behind the curtain
Peeping Tom
Thomas the train
tank engine
Car Talk (http://www.cartalk.com/)
cellphone induced crash
itchy rash
Itchy & Scratchy Show (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy)
(http://www.funnyden.com/funnypics/291/cats21.gif)
http://www.funnyden.com/funnypics/291/cats21.gif
Mousketools!
musketeer
Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands
The Hands of Orlac
Morla
The Swamps of Sadness
Sinking horse
Horse latitudes
A kindom for an ungulate
Uwungalaima (http://www.fairy-tale.info/index.php/action_show_id_NTJ8PDwmPj58NTJ8PDwmPj58.html)
Kirikou et la Sorcière (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181627/) (highly recommended BTW)
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2009, 03:56:22 PM
Kirikou et la Sorcière (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181627/) (highly recommended BTW)
There is a lso a second part
Kirikou et les bêtes sauvages (spelling?) covering the time between the reopening of the spring and Kirikou's journey to his grandfather.
----
Africa
Heat, flies and jungle drums. ;D
[heat, flies and] marimbas (ahh, the jungle)
George of the Jungle
Watch out for that tree!
Liane, Jungle Goddess
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
Martin Sheen
Aston Martin
Range Rover
Red Rover
Red Robin
Cock Robin
Gay Batman (sorry I couldn't resist :mrgreen: )
Zorro, the Gay Blade
Xaver the Dyslexic
Saint Francis Xavier (patron saint of my alma mater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontifical_Xavierian_University))
Japan
ASIMO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asimo)
wall-e
Walmart
volume discount
viscount
Vickers
menthol
dandruff shampoo
brylcreem
unguent
Xtreme Unction!!! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char015.gif)
final oil change
tire rotation
torque
torx screwdriver
vodka
aquavit
aqualung
Tauchretter
Giant squid
Sperm whale
Katherine Hepburn
One-time spokeswoman for Save the Whales
Audrey Hepburn
Hol(l)y cow!
you remember the scene where she turns 'Spanish' including a bull's head on the wall?
Hollywood
very good, very good, very good (OK, parts of it)
scorn
acorn
beechnut
beach hut
Huge butt
"...and you brothers can't deny..."
deal you can't refuse
gift horse
poisoned pork
sausage meat
Big Ron
Bon Jovi
Johnjohn
Major Major
general General
google Google
2.050.000.000 hits
The 400 Blows
300 Spartans
...on a plane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY2dhZ30axY
Those Magnificent Men and their Flying Machines
The Bicycle
unicycle
pork cycle
Kamasutra (don't ask)
The Congress of the Startled Fox and Yoghurt. :o
I have to ask. I just have to. Pork cycle (bad enough) to Kama Sutra?
Space balls
Quote from: Pachyderm on November 07, 2009, 09:26:09 PM
I have to ask. I just have to. Pork cycle (bad enough) to Kama Sutra?
I guess it is the involvement of long pigs ;)
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galactic billiard
Star trek snooker
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 08, 2009, 09:17:39 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on November 07, 2009, 09:26:09 PM
I have to ask. I just have to. Pork cycle (bad enough) to Kama Sutra?
I guess it is the involvement of long pigs ;)
Easy enough, replace the K in pork for a N and I got thinking in certain prawn movies related to the famous Indian guide.
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Starwars church
Stalwart
Stella Artois
(I wonder why I got thirsty the moment I wrote that down)
Becks
Hagenbeck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagenbeck_Zoo)
haggis
bagpipes
cops
copper nitrate (aka night watch pay)
ultramarine
Ultra Violet (http://www.warholstars.org/indfoto/iultra.html)
ULTRA VIOLET
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2006/06/07/ultraviolet1.jpg)
gratuitous acts of violence
free war
freebooter
Bootlegger
bootstraps
[Closing eyes and covering ears]
Lalalalalalala.....!
national anthem, 2nd stanza
patriotism
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, I am a citizen of the world. ~Socrates
Cicuta
cicada
Bug
virus
H1N1
H5N1
I595
1066 and all that
Robert Burns (a man's a man for all that)
Kipling
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Willem Dafoe -
My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done?
Billy Idol-
Hey Little Sister, what have you done?
idle billies
hillbillies
rednecks
turtlenecks
leathernecks
hell jumpers
devil's panties
G-string
Air (from Bach's Orchestal Suite 1068 whose melody can be played entirely on the G string of a violin)
Nitrogen
Fertilizer
compost
decomposing composers
Grateful Dead
Jerry Garcia
Cherry Garcia
Cheery Littlebottom
Neville Longbottom
Lord Plushbottom
lush plushie
hush puppie
yapping dog
running dog
underdog
fat cat
banker
capitalist
communist
Neo-com*
*I have an idea that I'll post either in serious or miscelaneous. :P
netporn
netbook
fish hook
hooked
booked
papered over
Paper Moon
sailing
Kishmuil's galley
Kismet
Kissybear
Valentine's day
Chocolate
More Chocolate
Double chocolate icecream with chocolate chips and chocolate syrup
Heart attack
Amor's arrows
poisoned tip
poisonous frogs
South America
Home!
Where is it?
Carmen San Diego
French opera
ballet
mallet
tenderizer
enzyme
Zune
Camel (ok, a horse made by committee, which in this case means an iPod made by Microsoft).
straw
(That broke the camel's back)
pitchfork
mob
mop
tears
tired
washed out
jeans
genes
Venus Genetrix
eugenics
eugenol
Eucalyptus
cough medicine
Coffin Henry
vampire bedding
lions den
Vancouver
the Island
...of Misfit Toys
A b-b-b-boat that won't float!
root beer float
lager flood
cirrhosis
diamond
(somebodies cirrhotic liver was reputedly the only thing that could scratch diamond...)
woman's best friend
overrated love
narcissism
Me, me, me...
You, you, you
tsk, tsk, tsk
makeup
never do it again
hangover
hair of the dog...
flea country
flea market
flea buster (or what the Dems should do with the GOPsters in the senate)
Dolly Buster
Dolly Parton
Dolly the cloned sheep
Virginia Wolf
Lighthouse
Daughter
part o' no genesis
Lord Summerisle
Wicked/r Man ;)
Sergeant Howie: And what of the TRUE God? Whose glory, churches and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past? Now sir, what of him?
Lord Summerisle: He's dead. Can't complain, had his chance and in modern parlance, blew it.
Sleepy Hollow
(the only use of 'wicked' in the dialog of a recent movie I remember).
Johnny Depp again!
:depp_hat:
(If you go to Boston, you'll hear the word "wicked" a lot! It is used as an alternative adjective meaning "very", "quite" or "truly", as in "Johnny Depp is wicked awesome!")
Goofy (a goof (person) in German is a Depp)
Tim Burton
(but that's a contemporary use of the word not the original one like "do you think of me as wicked?")
Richard Burton
Mortlake
lake placid
B movie
Ed Wood
Bela Lugosi
morphine
acid
base
All your base are belong to us
sprites
pixies
nixies
cooties
Ron
Jon (http://www.ronjonsurfshop.com/)
Bon Jovi
Van Halen
Edwin Van Der Saar
Frank & Ronald de Boer
Amstel
Grolsch
Kölsch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6lsch_%28beer%29
Helmut Kohl
Magic Helmet (http://www.survivinggrady.com/MagicHelmet.jpg)
Bugs Bunny
wabbits
Wombats
Wombles
Wimbleton
McEnroe
woozle
bamboozle
floozy
trollope
warden
varden
Telemark
Birthmark
666
The Sum of All Fears
Fear Inc.
First Encounter Assault Recon
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
A Brief Encounter (wouldn't that be an ecounter in underwear?)
A brief history of time
universe in a nutshell
nutcracker
Suh-WEET!
Beets
Borogravia
Horsey People
Princess Anne
Anne of the Indies
East & West Indies Company
Independent
Guardian
Torygraph
polygraph
parrot
Onan
How exactly is a parrot related to Onan (or is it a particular UK euphemism?).
---
contraception
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2009, 01:22:40 PM
How exactly is a parrot related to Onan (or is it a particular UK euphemism?).
It's the name of a parrot that used to spill his seed on the ground.
Well you did ask.
:ROFL:
They do indeed spill their seed(s) to the ground, and are very messy (and picky) eaters, but I can't call my birds Onan 1 & Onan 2, they would be confused all the time.
;D :D ;)
You could use a synonym for one, but you'd have to be careful calling him when people were walking by.
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contra-indication
more than four hours
the life-long day
stare
star
brown dwarf
Red Dwarf
Red dragon
greenhorn
waldhorn
unicorn
my little pony
My Little Clothes-Horse Horse-Clothes Barn
(A "Simpson's" take-off on My Little Pony.)
pedagogically recommended slaughterhouse (cf. Discworld the PC game)
Slaughterhouse Five
Thesis
antithesis
Hegel (you expected synthesis, didn't you? :mrgreen:)
Kant
Voltaire
Let me be candid: Leibniz ;)
Choco Leibniz
cookies (btw, why are they called cookies when they are actually baked goods?)
muppets
miss piggy
Superstar
Jessica Christ
Jessica Rabbit
Rabbit Run
Lola
Lolita
Lollipop
cherry
Red
tide
sub-littoral
Sub Genius
Heterodyne
Agatha
Wulfenbach
Castle Wolfenstein (never played that game, it's censored over here anyway)
Castle Howard
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 17, 2009, 09:39:19 AM
Castle Wolfenstein (never played that game, it's censored over here anyway)
I want to play the new one but I'll wait until it goes down in price. 8)
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Howard the Duck
Duck Soup
Sanity Claus
Nicholas Cage
birdcage
Nathan Lane
The Producers
Frankenstein
Mr Hyde
League
cahoots
syndicate
Lotto
meteoroid
meteorism
aphorism
aphasia
Speechless
mutation
evolution
revolution
Beatles
beat someone senceless
Sensei
Welcome back, Kiyo!!! :D
Samurai
Seven
Against Thebes
Rhodes
Cecil
Simon & Garfunkel
Bookends
Land's End
Seashore
Oyster
monovalve
thermostat
thermonuclear
Doom
Boom
bada
dadaism
Chaos Theory
strange attractor
fascinator
Actuator
Governator
PID controller
piddle!
Fiddle
Rome
Pax Romana
They make a dessert and call it peas
oasis
Nirvana
Cobain
Cobá
(http://www.advantagemexico.com/tulum/images/coba_pic.jpg)
http://www.advantagemexico.com/tulum/images/coba_pic.jpg
COBRA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_Office_Briefing_Room_A)
viper
sniper
snipe hunt
quail
Dan
DD :'(
friend
fiend (I always wondered why those opposite words are so close otherwise)
debbil-worshippin
baby-eatin'
lip-smacking, thirst-quenching, ace-tasting
<ace-tasting???>
Ace of Spades
Liberace
Quote from: Aphos on January 01, 2010, 05:38:53 AM
<ace-tasting???>
Isn't that how the Pepsi ads used to go? It's a long time ago...
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Candelabra
Castle (you don't wanna know my first association)
Windsor
Duke
of Earl
Errol
Flynn
Larry Flynt
Playboy mansion
Playmobil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playmobil)
Play Doh
Clay-O-Rama! (http://www.portcommodore.com/dokuwiki/lib/exe/fetch.php?media=larry:gaming:clayorama.pdf)
Ray Harryhausen (http://www.rayharryhausen.com/index.php)
Monsters Inc.
Cybus Industries (http://cybusindustries.net/about.htm)
syllabus
contraindications
contraceptives
preservatives
superlatives
barley
(soup-pearl-atives)
John Barleycorn
single malt
bottoms up
mud in your eyes
racoon
Bandit
Time (bandits)*
*there is a new Terry Gilliam movie coming!!! YAY!!!!
Thief
in the night
things that go bang
Chitty Chitty
Me don't like
boiled cabbage
bubble and squeak
PR PR Persons award.
(Spot the ludicrously obscure connection).
(It's too ludicrous even for me!)
Puerto Rico
Possibly maybe
not necessarily
Porgy
Bess!
Bees*
*a few years back they were going to do selections of Porgy and Bess in Bogotá, and the guy who printed the advertisement (which was plastered in several parts of the city) had two interesting typos: Porky and Bees. My then french horn teacher (who is American) was out of herself when she saw it (more so given that she was playing). :o
Colony Collapse Disorder
colostomy
polips
polytechnicum
Pollyanna
(Love the bee story, Zone. It reminds me of when I worked at a book store and a book called "Why I'm Afraid of Bees" was typoed in the ISBN system as "Why I'm Afraid of Bess". )
Showgirls
Peeping Toms
Piping Scots
---
Porky and Bees sounds like a Warner cartoon, the typos were therefore 'understandable' ;)
Great Scot
--
Played by a philharmonic orchestra? Guest conductor Bugs Bunny? :-X
Ivanhoe
I've an snow shovel
Frøken Smillas fornemmelse for sne
Kronos
Anu
Uranus
Pluto
Rupert
Murdoch
Dick
(I am referring to the wrestler, here- not making a rude comment! ...I think...)
Cheney (which was my association after Murdoch anyway).
Darth
Palpatine
Holy Joe
Droopy
drippy
urologist
ufologist
ghost hunter
Ghostbusters
Marshmallow man
Giant gingerbread man
Shrek
Ogre
tasty children
Hänsel und Gretel
Gingerbread house
Which brings us back to Gingerbread Man ;)
Kenneth Branagh
David Banner (it was that or Sonia Braga)
Banat
Banana
Woody Allen
Soon Yi
Sun Tsu
John Yoo
Adolf Eichmann
Wannsee
(and we're heading back towards Kenneth Branagh...)
Wallander
Hollander
fliegende
Die tollkühnen Männer in ihren fliegenden Kisten
(Those magnificent men in their flying machines)
Sir Percy Ware-Armitage
The Dunwich Horror
Horrible Sandwich
Doctor Horrible
Hagar
Hamlet
skull
Bones
Doggy
window
*obscure Brit. song connection, top marks to any non-Brit caught singing it
bulldog
foxer
Con man
Con-serf-A'Tif
preservatif
aperitif
Dentures
cavities
microwaves
cold spots
icecaps
where have they gone?
flowers
flour
spice girls
pepperpots
blunderbus
EDIT: oops, I mean blunderbuss.
punt guns
Ducks
rabbits
Daffy
Doofus
Rufus
arf!
barf
Norovirus
Novartis
NOVA
Supernova
black hole
Calcutta
Theresa
Avila
Aguilar
Amplification
ample
Sufficiency
suffering
dodge cheese
Cheese Whiz
taco melt
liposuction
soap
opera
opus dei
Tradition Family & Property
chattel
good
dog
eats dog
frankfurter
hot dog
blue dog
redneck
red dawn
Red October
CCCP
(http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/1000/thumbs/football_shirt_2942_1_276x400x0.jpg)
That's a picture, not a word. Wrong thread ;)
A picture is worth 1,000 words! :mrgreen:
OK, how about ... USSR?
The Beatles
HELP!
allele
allyl
methyl
alcohol
dehydrogenase
sober
somber
future
bond
James
Cromwell
Road
highway
sixty-one
69
Pisces
crabs
bottom feeders
certain naughty sexual practices
better not
hmm ..... cattle feeders
beauty pageant contestant's boyfriend
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
gigolos
omnivore
me (except leek! and raw carrots and....)
(Probably because you have two words for 'leek' and about half a dozen for 'carrot'.)
myself
notwithstanding
just in case
reserves
Gran Reserve
Grandma
BUNS!
(in an old SNL sketch a geriatric fellow appeared and reminisced: 'Remember Grandma's buns? Warm... soft... with BUTTER on 'em!')
Jubblies
jubilee
jovel
jovial
By Jove!
Jumping Jehosaphat!
clown rabbis
club rabbits
Playboy bunnies
hot sausages ... in a bun ... almost fresh
hot dogs
bitches
Bichon frises
chevaux-de-frise
Chivas Regal
Coco Chanel
The Chunnel
Nuremberg Funnel
survivor fund
Superfund
pollution
Ablution
ablation
ouch!
couch
psychiatrist
Freud
Cigar
Cuba
Mambo
Mumbo-jumbo
Sir Humphrey (Appleby, of course).
apple pie
ape
Dubya
Useful idiot
computer
(I was going to say Palin, then remembered the "useful" part.)
raging fury
towering inferno
Infernal Revenue Service
Death & Taxes
taxasaurus
Taxidermist
animal stuffer
Welshman
:mrgreen:
Animal stuffer-Welshman
Leeks
Fluellen
Shakespeare
Stratford
stratified
stalagmite
Stalag Luft III
Chicken Run
Gromit
Grohlmann
Grauman's Chinese Theater
kabouki (kabuki?)
OK, I know that's actually Japanese
Peking Opera
Szechuan duck
焚我娇躯 熊々欲火 生不知欢 死焉知苦
No, I have no idea.
( I have no idea what DavidH wrote, so...)
Christmas goose
Quote from: Aphos on February 06, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
( I have no idea what DavidH wrote, so...)
"Burns my tender qu bear 々 fire of desire to live knew happy dies knows the pain "
apparently. Possibly it's a Herefordshire/Chinese slang term meaning "I didn't order noodles".
Quote
Christmas goose
The Blue Carbuncle.
homunculus
mandrake
Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames
mothballs
balls of Un petit d'un petit s'étonne aux Halles
The Ball at Kerrymuir
Come on, Swato, that's rude!
(Avoiding number 24, virgins or Inverness)
The Braes o' Killikrankie, Oh.
cranky old man
Jimmy Krankie
Quote from: DavidH on February 07, 2010, 12:16:42 PM
The Braes o' Killikrankie, Oh.
That would have been my answer now, had I not looked up the line of posts
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Davy Crocket (or was it gravy docket?)
Remember the Alamo
diverse alarums
Great Dane
the gloomy Dane
The Danepak* Formation Flying Team
:flyingpig:
:flyingpig:
:flyingpig:
:flyingpig: :flyingpig: :flyingpig: :flyingpig:
:flyingpig:
:flyingpig:
:flyingpig:
* A Danish brand of bacon
Raab Karcher (they had a similar ad)
Kärcher pressure washers
abkärchern (derived from that brand)
Akbar and Jeff (http://www.harpercollins.com.au/books/9780007180257/Akbar_and_Jeffs_Guide_to_Life/index.aspx)
Mutt and Jeff (http://www.the-forum.com/ephemera/MUTT.HTMl)
Abbot and Costello
Who's on first.
Dr. who?
The Who
The Hollies
Buddy Holly
best buddies
BFFs
Effen Bees 8)
Effenberg
http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/000b76178a0adb9b803ee49bb4ede04516623/stefan+effenberg
Gustave Eiffel
ze - 'ow you say - Eiffel Tower
Funkturm
Parliament Funkadelic
defunct parley
Pelé
polo
Prince Charles
twit
Upperclass Twit of the Year race
crew rowing
cox
wain
bane
murderer
Old English bana = 'killer'
Quote from: DavidH on February 11, 2010, 02:41:52 PM
murderer
Old English bana = 'killer'
Same in Old Norse, cf. eg. the Tale of Helgi Hundings
bani or the proverbial Sigurd(r) Fafnisbani = Sigurd the slayer of the dragon Fafnir
Btw, is there a connection between a barn and a barnacle? ;)
(yes, of course: a pseudopod)----
murder most foule
No.
Quotebarn
O.E. bereærn "barn," lit. "barley house," from bere "barley" (see barley) + aern "house," metathesized from *rann, *rasn (cf. O.N. rann, Goth. razn "house," O.E. rest "resting place").
"Barley was not always the only crop grown as the data recovered at Bishopstone might suggest but it is always the most commonly represented, followed by wheat and then rye and oats." [C.J. Arnold, "An Archaeology of the Early Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms," 1988, p.36]
Another word for "barn" in O.E. was beretun, "barley enclosure" (from tun "enclosure, house"), which accounts for the many Barton place names on the English map, and the common surname. Barn door figurative for "broad target" and "great size" since 1540s.
Quotebarnacle
early 13c., "species of wild goose;" as a type of "shellfish," first recorded 1580s. Often derived from a Celtic source (cf. Bret. bernik, a kind of shellfish), but the application to the goose predates that of the shellfish in Eng.
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murder fowl with a shotgun :mrgreen:
allegedly
to both previous: Richard B. Chain-Eye
psychopath
cycle path
bike trail
The old Appalachian trail
bears
berries
smoothie
car salesman
Reagan
senility
sensibility
photophobia
Aichmophobia
An extreme and irrational fear of sharp or pointed objects
Anatidaephobia
http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG
duck attack
(actually my wife was attacked by one a few years ago)
Ever kept geese? :mrgreen:
quackery
Btw, duck attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISSYDybYe8U
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mercury (quackery Quacksalberei Quecksilber)
thermometer
barometer
Toricelli
tortillas
tortoise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcT9DF68XJI
porpoise
dolphin
French prince
Fresh Prince of Belair
Wild Wild West
Mae West
The lovely Lolita Wobblefront
neé Holzvordhütten
new lederhosen
soft prawn
hard lobster
hard candy
candy cane
Brighton Rock
Queen
Seaside Rendezvous (http://popup.lala.com/popup/432627069363562908)
Lakeside Drive
(a street very near my house)
Lake district
Lake Windermere
fan (Lady Windermere's)
Raunchy Rosie the sexy stripper's fan (3mm x 10mm unfolded).
ranunculus
ridiculous
sublime
taste
for which there is no accounting
CPA
SOP
TLA (three letter acronym)
Three Witches Airborne
Macbeth
Wyrd Sisters
Wyrd bið ful aræd
you can't beat fate
Eiris sazun idisi
sazun hera duoder.
suma hapt heptidun,
suma heri lezidun,
suma clubodun
umbi cuoniouuidi:
insprinc haptbandun,
inuar uigandun.
OK, that's more than one word ;)
würdelos
weirdos
Look 'ere, young Swatopluk, we don't want no more o' they heathen incantations. They'll stop me 'ens from laying and the cream'll turn sour. And what's more, I don't 'old with that there Old 'Igh Germing. :mrgreen:
Strange females undoing chains.
daisy
HAL 9000
It's full of stars!
Olber's paradox
Pandora's Box
Frank Wedekind
Bill and Ben
Flowerpot men
pepperpots
Bœuf au pot au poivre
Peas porridge in the pot, nine days old.
Six days and seven nights
Twenty Years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMWvCL540II)
The beast from 20000 fathoms
NefyuBB
The horror. The horror.
This is the end
Elaborate plans
Pythagoras' switch
[youtube=425,350]XSmfXfsHhqo[/youtube]
Pythagorean comma
Milton's brackets
Bahlsen crackers
cheese and crackers
Snow White
Grumpy
grandpa
Cap'n B
(My grandson, who is staying with us now)
Captain Crunch
Burnt Crunchy Bits
Crunchy Frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU)
chocolate frogs
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAA9nxlVngc[/youtube]
hypnotoad
brain slugs
Brain farts
cephalic flatulence syndrome
cranial rectal inversion
foot in mouth disease
average politician
uncommon weasel
jumpy ferret
minx
Manx
monks
punks
80s
The Blessed Margaret ;)
margaritas ante porcos
Nolite dare sanctum canibus
pearls to swine
high on the hog
lounge lizard
bar resident
behind bars
soap bars
Soapy Sam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapy_Sam)
Soupy Sales
greasy, grimy gopher guts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Gobs_of_Greasy,_Grimy_Gopher_Guts)
A Fish That's a Song,
A fish called Wanda
So long and thanks for all the fish
Mostly Harmless
Trilogy in five parts (now six)
Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6
the greatest bang since the big one
the best bang for your buck
bargain debasement
bargaining chip
chip on one's shoulder
parrot on one's shoulder
a parrot in each shoulder (as incidentally I am right now).
Birdman of Alcatraz
Duckman
manduck (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manduck)
Howard the Duck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_the_Duck)
Al Orrindge the duck
Mandarin duck
ducking stool
Leominster
not the priory with the actual ducking stool - I'm thinking of the pub of that name
Leontine Price
Jonathan Pryce
David & Jonathan
Dimbleby
Drimblewedge
Dumbledore
Toadblat
sorcerer
sauciere
brassiere
Down, boy! Down, I say.
erm...
Brasero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brasero_%28software%29)
Brasso
an arm* and a leg
*arm in Spanish is brazo
Rio de los Brazos de Dios
tentacles
pseudopods
marine pod
submarine
Le Plongeur
Le Pétomane
compulsive petting?
Penthouse Pet
pentacle peeve
pointing down
tie
tie up
5th date
meet the parents
shotgun
Bentley
Rolls
danish
Norse
Edda
Elder
gods
Great Old Ones
big wobbly ones
legs
pegs
guys
Guy de Maupassant
Quote from: WikiTaking his cue from Balzac, Maupassant wrote comfortably in both the high-Realist and fantastic modes; stories and novels such as "L'Héritage" and Bel-Ami aim to recreate Third Republic France in a realistic way, whereas many of the short stories (notably "Le Horla", cited as an inspiration for H. P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu", and "Qui sait?") describe apparently supernatural phenomena.
(my red)
La Parure
Die Parkuhr
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkuhr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parking_meter
der Parcours
evtl mit Parkuhren für langsame Pferde
Sacre Coeur
Sacré Bleu!
Mon dieu et mon droit
Honi soit qui mal y pense (the dirty ole blaggard)
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée.
J'existe parce que je pense
No, je ne regrette rien!
Tout ça m'est bien éga a a a a a aaal.
anal
ewwwwww!
cooties
hoots, mon
in cahoots
Yehuti Menuhin
Iceland (see the great name controversy about another famous musical Jew)
broke
If I say 'bust' now, maybe the next sibling will get onto my favourite topic. :sportsred: Or dare I wait? No...
bust
great tits
NO, NO, NO! The bird. The bird.
Russian
:nervous:
Ukrainian
Lezginka
Kalinka
Katjousha
Stalin Orgel/organ
steel member
Brotherhood of Steel
Brother Michael Steele
self serving
self-service
drive-through
Drive-In Saturday
prawn friday
Robinson Prawnsoe
Rob in the Hood
Rob Anybody (possibly my favourite Terry Pratchett name)
Kelda
Big bouncy ...
NO! DOWN, BOY!
Asgard
Dunmanifestin
Faye Dunaway
Supergirl
Broomhilda
A grotesque and barmy old she-gargoyle of a tutor I once had, whom we all called:
Grimhilda
Hildegrim (the helmet of Dietrich von Bern)
Helm's Deep
Aglarond
In good, honest Anglo-Saxon:
Hornburg
humbug
humble
very heavy
...Up, up up to the Kennelly–Heaviside layer...
semicarnally
Eric the half a bee
Eric the Viking
Visigoths
Alaric
allergic
Peanuts
Snoopy
snitch
snatch
catch
catfish
catsup
dog's down
Lowwayman
Low Men in Yellow Coats
The Men in White Suits
The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit
melting palace
Icecapades
avalon-che
Aconcagua
anaconda
capybara
copybride
mail-bride
chainmail
byrnie
Brynhildr
Bryn Terfel
(Terfel y cân)
Trouble with Terkel
Merkel in trouble ;)
Westerwelle
schwul / gay
he is perhaps a 175er, not?
Mount Gay (http://www.mountgayrum.com/)
(Not as naughtie as it sounds, unless you have too much!)
The naval tradition.
John Paul Jones
John, Paul, George and Ringo
Petra, Paula and Marian
petrie dish
bacteria
virus
H1N1
Porky
Schweinchen Fick und seine geilen Freunde...
eh...
unkosher
Kashrut
Swato, you're a naughty lad!
cash register
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there is indeed a movie of the above mentioned title
In this dictionary entry you can find some more
NSFW! http://de.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Porno NSFW!
rrring-chinnng
Yes, I googled it. That's how I know what a bad lad you are!
Unfortunately (?) the only movie of that type I have seen yet is the first Schulmädchenreport and additionally* a documentary on one of the most notorious makers ("Sex Business made in Pasing"). Otherwise I am limited to secondary literature (yes, there are scientific studies).
*actually many years earlier
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Ching Aling
Chick Fillet
gefillte fisch
microfiche
microSD
microscopy
colonoscopy
semi-colon oscopy
smily-ectomy (that should've gone to the word definition thread ;))
grimace
grimoire
incantation
Snape
snipe
hunting
Good Will
St.Shakespeare
Falstaff
Idaho
Duncan
IX
Louis
Guillotine
Collumpön
http://ester.utlib.ee/record=b1454613*est
Fallbeil
Hilde Benjamin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilde_Benjamin) (aka the red guillotine)
Red Queen
red dwarf
black elves
Obama's daughters
::)
nice kids
oxymoron
compassionate conservative
constipation
anally retentive
screwed up
IKEA (always one screw short)
Miskmalva
quilt cover and 2 pillowcases
Gutvik (a bunk bed) & Leksvik (a crib)
these IKEA product names sound rather obscen in German :mrgreen:
Body Mist
misplaced person
misplaced car keys
(LOL at "IKEA: always one screw short". Our fave name is for a dining room set called FAAG. It didn't help that there was two fellows giggling themselves silly over it in the showroom.)
failed ignition
No lift-off
launch pad dud
three men in a tub
give each other a rub
rub a dub dub
rubber duckie!
You're the one!
The one and only
soulmate
checkmate
porn to bishop 1
male prostitute to papal usher
horizontal clergy
as the actress said to the bishop
more in sorrow than in anger
maudlin
Madeline
Praline
cockroach cluster
[youtube=425,350]Dy6uLfermPU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU
(Cleese's character name here is Praline)
cluster bomb
Lebanon
battlefield
Earth
Earthling
martian
invasion
Quote from: DavidH on March 19, 2010, 09:41:00 AM
cluster bomb
My first thought on seeing this one was
cluster[NSFW]
aliens
Hugger
bugger
priest
Human sacrifice
cannonfodder
Marshal Turenne
Matt Dillon
Matt Damon
Team America - World Police
Sh!t
amphetamines
Ἀμφιτρύων / Amphytrion
I trust Swato has read Kleist's version
More accustomed to Shaw's version and the German comedy movie (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphitryon_%E2%80%93_Aus_den_Wolken_kommt_das_Gl%C3%BCck)
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Galathea
Edit: I fear I confused Amphitryon and Pygmalion as far as Shaw is concerned ;)
Galactic Underware Patrol.
Mittelgalaktischer Kunstklau-Beirat
(Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council)
Space opera house
Space Opera by Jack Vance
Lemonade Joe or A Horse Opera
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade_Joe
Les Troyens
Les Miserables
misery loves company
Misers Anonymous
Snow Miser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mw-1ehsuJM)
Heat Miser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd7mizeyS1s)
heat of the moment
Crime passionel
(Is that a cake? As they say in Royston Vasey)
creme freche
mouldy cream
moral dreams
Immoral realities
hiking on the old Appalachian trail
mountain top mining
digging for gold
mercury and cyanide
last tuna
final tune
curtain drop
excipit liber
ex audi
quasimodogeniti
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/QuasimodoIntroit.jpg/330px-QuasimodoIntroit.jpg)
babes in arms
swords and debauchery
musketeers
mouseketeers
(alternatively also: muscle deer)
Annette
Funicello
strings at the funeral?
Egyptian burial
I love my mummy.
I Love Lucy
slapstick
UK politics
Toried by labours
liberal democracy
liberally applied
scarcely available
scar label
scalable
violin
fiddle
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Robot Devil
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Robot_Devil_Fiddle.png)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Robot_Devil_Fiddle.png
Iron Giant
Wicker man.
Tin Man
Man of Steel (http://www.comicbloc.com/forums/images/avatars/comics/superman_logo.gif)
Tetsuo
Tet Offensive
TED (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledialog)
bear
Iorek
Lorin Maazel
I bet the next association is mazel tov
mazel tov
Jossele
(btw, did you read my bet line or was that really the spontaneous association?)
It was really the natural association by the sound. I didn't even see the bet line until you mentioned it.
Rosenblatt
Meistersang (there was a famous Hans Rosenplüt, a precursor of Hans Sachs)
Meisterbrau
(We used to call it 'Mister Brew')
Flensburger Bier
(Best non-English beer in the known universe)
beer burger
Bierzapfen (ice pop with beer instead of water; it's even patented)
shandy
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Dandy Dental
(I doubt the reference will be caught)
Mental
... patient
eg Gordon Brown
English
film
coating
Qetzovercoatl
Kukulkan
Rise of the Vulcans
bombers
jackets
potatoes
fries
Parthenon (I read the last word as the German spelling for frieze)
East Frisian jokes.
Q: Why is is always so foggy in East Friesia?
A: They smoke sea grass
Q: And why is it so foggy in London?
A: Because they import East Friesian fog
Q: What are Scots?
A: Swabians that have been exiled for extravagance/profligacy with money
Kommt ne Frau beim Arzt
Okay, I deviate :mrgreen:
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Opel Manta jokes (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantawitz)
VW bug tales
Naked in the Volkswagen (Billy Wilder's never realized longtime project)
Nayked, in ye haystack ('tis more capacious)
Humphrey
Itchy & Scratchy
fritz's bitch itches
http://www.signandsight.com/features/290.html
Fritz the cat
Felix the Cat
Felix da House Cat
Mendelssohn
Mandelbrot
screensaver
screwdriver
vodka
ABSOLUT
Louis XIV
Richelieu
Three Musketeers (actually a misleading title, it mainly deals with the adventures of the fourth)
Mars
Ares
Rocket
Arugula
monster
(I like the herb but the word always brings to mind the dreaded Aroo-Gula beast, of my own etymorphological fantasy ;))
Island
Monster Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsterland_and_Monster_Island) was where all the monsters either came from or were sent to in the Godzilla films.
Concrete
(the material the island in my book is made)
Jungle
(what I've turned my apartment into in response to being surrounded by concrete and 8 months of winter)
Guns n'Roses
(sorry, that's what came to mind)
Scorpions (or Die Toten Hosen)
Aerosmith
Wintersmith
Swordsmith
Wayland
Wayan
Keenan Ivory (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005540/bio)
black ivory
Ebony & Ivory
Paul McDoodad and Stevie Wossname
Superstition
Friday 13th
Argonauts
Nautilus
Nemo
Mr Incredible
Captain Berlin vs. Hitler
Irving Berlin
Berlingo
Beautiful
cute
Nermal
narwhal
unicorn horn
aphrodisiac
chocolate
mousse
hair
LSD
Strawberry Fields
strawberry days
strawberry wine
rosé
...la vie en...
Sous le ciel de...
je voudrais...
...un livre
(One of the first dialogues in my French lessons at school began that way)
Liver and onion
Grandpa
lawn
jarts
sharts
The Dark Crystal
Mirrormask (beautiful movie, BTW)
Mirror image
shadow boxing
shadow chancellor
shadow puppets
shadow gallery
muppets
The Feebles
the Fab Four
Homo Faber
Fabergé
inedible eggs
Scottish Eggs
Duns Scotus
D&B
F&E (English: R&D)
R & B
rabid
foaming
styrofoam
eternal
damnation
hell bound
hell hound
Hounds of Tindalos
Hound of the Baskervilles
Robert Downey Jr.
a real downer
the Big GulpTM
The Persian Gulf
Mesopotamia
Hippopotamus
Hypotenuse
hypertension
suspense
propense
prosperity (alt: propulsion)
Croesus
crocus
Lacoste
crocodile
cayman
Candyman
trucking
trekking
Sherpa
frozen dinner
hurt frog
frog's legs
Les triplettes de Belleville (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286244/)
(highly recommended BTW)
hand grenade
foot grenadier (http://www.napoleon-series.org/military/organization/c_grenadiers.html)
grenadine
Quote from: DavidH on April 27, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
foot grenadier (http://www.napoleon-series.org/military/organization/c_grenadiers.html)
I would have bet that it would have been a Monty Python allusion (Holy Hand Grenade)
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clementine
mandarin
Kantonese
Chinese take out
Chinese fire drill
drill baby drill
dentist from hell
average dentist
totally normal beast
The DevilTM
Satan's Book of Prayer
Wall Street Journal
The Rupert
Psychopath (I didn't want to go back to the devil)
Jamaica Inn (in Sid Meier's Pirates Gold the inn at Port Royal, Jamaica, is named The Psycho Path)
Caribbean Rum
Down with the demon rum
Salvation Army
One rarely sees the Salvation Navy these days
Only the salvage navy (better mafia).
And be grateful that we are spared the air force.
General Boobs
the pill
bitter
beer
goggles
google
yahoo
yoohoo
yodeling
Jodeldiplom (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodeldiplom) (yodeling diploma)
obnoxious soprano
fat lady singinging
Brunhilde
Broomhilda
bewitched
hexed
decimalled
decimated
quintimated
(twice as severe)
quintillion
waltz
foxstreet (where The Rupert prints the Waltz Street Journal :mrgreen:)
Avenue Q
C Street
C average president
cadaverous vice
Quailed
quelled
"Q"
[e.g.: the posited Quelle]
evangelion
Akira
Tetsuo & Kaneda
Sansui
San Taclaus
Escape Clause
small print
microfiche
microchip
cpu
GPU
GPS
Lost
Heroes
The Adams Family
Joseph Adama
Joseph Stalin of Arimathea
arithmetic
confusion
welding
Creative bliss
creative BS
CBS
NBC
Nabucco
Nabisco
crackers
carpetbaggers
Yankees
Bronx Bombers
Manhattan flyers
Radio Flyers (http://www.radioflyer.com/wagons.html)
Flying doctors
Bush Pilot (not the first part of a TV series about Dubya!)
failed test
PISA study
Pizza Hut
bungalow bar
Bugaroo
Bugbear
antlion
Half Life
Waking Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VxQuPBX1_U)
walking dead
death row
skid row
skiff rowing
Keel hauling!
:yar:
Kieler Woche
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiel_Week
Kiel Canal (Nord-Ostsee-Kanal)
root canal
THE PAIN!!!
Panem et circenses
Pan American
2001 - A Space Odyssey
HAL
SAL
2010
2061
3001
2012
Olympics
typewriter (OK, that's Olympus)
Underwood
Mr Underhill
Rock Your Bollocks
big balls
chain and ball
chainsaw
zombies
Twinkies (did you watch Zombieland? ;))
Not yet. The DVD will come out one of these days. But I know what you mean.
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incorruptible
pure
rupee
yippee!
Lucky Luke
Luke Skywalker
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin
Darth Stewie
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CAMFGCK02lg.jpg
Stewart Larkin (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3158447718230586420#)
Grand Moff Tarkin
muffins (alternatively Peter Cushing)
Muffin the Mule
Bean Burritos at Baffin Bay
Catastrophic flatus
hellfart
Flusspferd
St Augustine of Hippo
coitus interruptus
unfinished business
TCB
TMI
Timmy Time
http://www.dnc-uk.com/images/upload/timmy-time.jpg
Aardman
aardvark
stick
shtick
spleen
vent
geysir
Eyjafjallajökull (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull-bjarmason.ogg)
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Btw, no commenter I have yet heard about that volcano in Iceland knwe that a double 'l' in Icelandic is pronounced 'dl' inside the word and as 'd' at the end.
Correct would therefore be a pronounciation like Eyjafjadlajökudd.
Arne Saknussemm
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Quote from: Wiki[ˈɛɪjaˌfjatl̥aˌjœkʏtl̥],
where [l̥] is vocalic [l] as in casual 'bottle'. Listening carefully, the intervocalic -ll- comes out as something near [k] + [l]; finally it is as near as dammit cardinal [t].
alchemy
lead
gold
Uranium
238
THX 1138
George Lucas
bad and/or silly dialogue
silly rabbit
rabbit pie
chicken pot pie
Mr MacGregor
McKintosh
raincoats (alt McClintock)
trench coats
undercoats
petticoats
Pettigrew
Grima
Saruman
whitewash
government inquiry
Money laundering
Switzerland
Minaret
Filaret
Tzar
liberal!
Liberace
gay
butch
Cassidy
Sundance
Green Porno
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
mindful & cute
Lil' Cthulhu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk
Little Annabelle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54K6JOIzo0&feature=related)
This video is blocked in your country >:(
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Adora Belle Dearhart
Amelia Earhart
Marie Celeste
Isis and the infant Horus
Jesus
H.
W
VW
Hitler
Austrian
k.u.k.
KKK
Kristians(TM)
fundies
undies
dessous
dessus
desiccate
dried fruit
apricot
nectar
food divine
glorious food
Fagin
Old English Bull Terrier
Old Pink Dog Bar
Red Pony
Old Yeller
The Incredible Journey
The Dark Cristal
Bill Kristol
Corporatist State
Quadragesimo anno (a papal encyclical that among other things discusses the fascist coproratist state*)
*both the German and English wikipedia entry leave that part out and concentrate on the condemnation of socialism and communism. Coincidence?
Bull
John
Juan
Don
Godfather
Goddess-mother
fairy
Tinkerbell
clapping
campanology
bell curve
five percentile
fife and drum
Steel drums
Caribbean music
grass skirt
South Sea islands
dusky maidens
Iron Maiden
Mrs Thatcher
The Mummy Returns
I want my mummy
Oedipus complex
Carmen Electra
Mourning Becomes Electra
Transformers
rotary current
current affairs
I had expected rotary club :mrgreen:
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foreign affairs
Dangerous Liaisons
Lies, damn lies and statistics
Biography of a supermodel.
Superstring theory
Ann Elk
Brontosaurus
sticking my neck out
guillotine
guilloché
Guillaume
Gallic Funboy Gerard Depardieu
Cyrano de Bergerac
bouteille de Cognac
my idea of happy! :winebottle:
bottle fly
crown cap
bottle opener
bartender
alewife
elves
Rivendell
Broken Computer
oh woops this isn't the word definition thread?
:ROFL: Seems an OK response to me!
Windows Vista
Nightmare
Cashmere, eh, I mean cauchemar
Kashmir
Korma
karma
mirror
catoptromancy
calopteryx
caryopteris
'Carry On' film
Britain can take it!
Little Britain
talmi china
Talmud
Torah
Tora! Tora! Tora!
blunder
blender
blinder
cart horses
dray
fray
Blast me eyes, Swato, if yer'd annsered 'drey' Oi cud av tole yer orl abaht me squirrel, Trelawney. Ah, well.
threadbare
rather worn
Trelawney's drey
Aye, 'tis, 'tis. Dats playne an no dispootin'. Yee'v obveeussly seen it.
Underused
soap
Soap? Nivver 'eard uv it. Oi finks yer means..
Soup
Fish-head stew
botch-you-lism
bee-yotch
ex
why?
Because!
logic
Boole
Boo Boo
Jungle Book
Bagheera
Isnogud/Iznogoud (in one story 'bagheera' is the magic word that sends the flying carpets on one-way tour to China)
Ishtar/Innana
Whore of Babylon (Ishtar was quite a nasty bitch and the apocalyptic lady of negotiable affection is clearly modelled after her. Interestingly a number of her titles were transferred to Holy Mary :mrgreen:)
Joan of Arc
Arc Lamp
arc welding
one of my favourite occupations
riveting
press stud
REMF
'Nam
Narm (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm)
namby-pamby
wishy-washy
wishful thinking
caker baker
cake wrecker
http://www.cakewrecks.com/
cake bomb (http://coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/misc/shapes/decorate-cakes-07.jpg)
High explosive squash head
cabbage head
Mr Potato Head (http://debrisblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mr-potato-head.jpg)
walking tortilla*
*watch the movie to take the reference
Bill O'Falafel
Orly
Airport
bad comedy
batshit
Crazy!
paving
good intentions
inadvertent evil
Evil you know
handmade sins
home-made sin
home-made gin
moonshine
sonata
Chopin
chopping
Fargo
North Dakota
Hell
Jehova's witnesses
27*32*53 (144000)
No women or non virgin guys allowed.
gay heaven
not very square*
*One selfstyled Christian prophetess once reported a vision with the 144000 standing in a perfect square. Well if 144 is a square number then 144000 should be too :mrgreen: (or math in heaven is different too)
triangular
3 is a triangular number
like this?
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l252/anon1mat0/3.png)
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Pentagon
The War Room
Battleships
torpedo bait
countermeasures
yardstick
rule
roll baby roll
one baby roll with fries, please
out of the pan into the fire
And it burns, burns, burns
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
lurid
Laredo
Rio Grande/Bravo
Gringo
Ringo Starr
music
Mozart
mozzarella
Mozilla
Godzilla
Bambi
Thumper
thumps up
Water of life
Aquavit
distilled spirits
single malt
Maltese Falcon
cyprus hawk
Horus' papyrus
Manetho
Ἀιγυπτιακά / Aegyptiaca
Milesiaca (that's antique Greek porn btw)
Greek prawn (http://www.recipelink.com/mf/31/29844)
Tyrian purple
Snails
French food
Vomit
Dammit (womit und damit are difficult words for English speakers to learn in German)
And 'Fahrt'! ;D
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blow it!
I think 'kotzen' is more powerful than simple 'vomit'
onomatopoieia
Quote from: SwatoI think 'kotzen' is more powerful than simple 'vomit'
I agree. But then, we have the elegant and understated expression 'to puke one's guts up'.
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On a seaside pier.
the more formal term for backward eating is 'sich übergeben'.
Also suitable for Stilblüten like 'Caesar belagerte Alesia bis Vercingetorix sich übergeben mußte'
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dead fish
oil spill
L'Oreal
O' Reilly
Falafel
excrement
Rush Limbaugh
big fat idiot
Parish Council chairman.
local strongman
Zampanò (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMl_JFpBoAc&feature=related)
Fellini
I'm not going to say it! I'll leave it for some other filthy-minded swine.
Fettucini
You mean fellat... ;) :P :mrgreen:
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Alfredo
pizza in a can
Leaning tower of Pisa.
London Bridge (falling down)
London Calling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotkzHsIuoA&feature=related)
Hier ist der Moskauer Rundfunk in deutscher Sprac he
Propaganda.
Faux Newts
reptilian brain
Yes, folks, I'm going to say it! I know it's obvious, but I can't resist it.
George W Bush.
I think that would be more pea brain than reptile. Ronald Dummsfeld would be more fitting for the coldblooded instinctive violent nature.
Reminds me of a Gary Larson cartoon with a crocodile in court. "Of course it was cold-blooded murder you [expletive]! I am a reptile."
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The Knights who say Ni! (demanding a shrubbery)
Congress
sexual
intercourse
river barge
fireworks
Händel
Strauss (both Händel and Strauss are German words for brawl)
commercial ostrich
Austrian ads
Salzburg chamber of commerce
Mozartkugeln
(http://m.blog.hu/ch/chocologia/image/mozart/mirabell.jpg)
http://m.blog.hu/ch/chocologia/image/mozart/mirabell.jpg
Tasty!
tasteless
pap
smear
libel
dragonfly (German: Libelle)
Horntail
ceratin
candle (wax in Spanish is cera)
burning
desire
lust
rust
sword
shield
plating
electrolysis
galvanoplastic
cheap tat
tatters
rags
riches
booty
porn
prawn
District 9
assault on precinct 13
Thirteen Ghosts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Ghosts_%282001_film%29)
The thirteenth warrior
Alton Towers (http://www.altontowers.com/thirteen/?gclid=CIHGs8zv96ICFRQ8lAodswZJhQ)
me jyint hatte
nefyuBB
Nice to see you back, you little blaggard!
nefyuBB!! Good to see you!
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Green Parrot
The Green Dragon
Hereford's best-known Hotel.
(http://static.laterooms.com/hotelphotos/laterooms/557/gallery/green-dragon-hotel-hereford_030320091420203481.jpg)
East Indiaman (the ship type; the Herefordshire was captured by Maurice de Kerazan, chief lieutenant (and biographer) of Robert Surcouf)
Aquaman
Aqua dest
scuba
scoobeedoo
snack
roast pig with trimmings
beast
feast
fiesta
Ford
Do they have the Ford Fiesta outside Europe?
lousy
--
(the Fiesta is sold in South America but I haven't seen it here in the States, you know, the overcompensating thing with big cars and all that).
fleas
market
invisible hand
visible effects
mushroom cloud
burnt meals
burnt offerings
(I thought they sold the Ford Fiesta here in the U.S. I've heard of it, anyway.)
cremated remains
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It's because they just started to market it here in the states:
http://www.fordvehicles.com/cars/fiesta/
paganism
infidels
free thinkers
paid thinkers
shark tank
fish head stew
FDA
FBI
J.E. Hoover
Sir James Dyson
cosmic architecture
HRH Prince Charles
the jug-eared crudbrain
I gave my kingdom for a horse
Mr. Ed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Ed)
Camilla Park'n'Ride
She looks like a horse and can speak, though she's nowhere near as bright as Mr Ed.
Prince Idiot
The idiot formerly known as an artist
The idiot with glasses in that dang Russian film.
(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/RamblingSyd/Idiotski.jpg)
red guards
Khmer Rouge
People's lipstick
generic Chapstick
chinese food (ok that was chopsticks)
all-you-can-eat for £11 (in Credenhill, near me)
12 pounder gun
two pounder burger
the burghers of Calais
Cafe Bourgeois
Oh Ca ira!
Dies Irae
Dies Irate
bad rating
Strong Bad!
The Strong Muldoon
doubleplusungood
ungodly
early hours
wee hours
dead of night
open grave
body snatcher
sex pest
notgeil
Quote from: Swatonotgeil
that's a very naughty word, Swato. ;DThe Rand
Maple Leaf (100% Krueger free)
Oh Canada
Merde, Québec.
$#!7 quiche?
fake poutine
Vladimir the Impostor
Vlad the Impaler
wooden eleventh finger
Six Finger! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hmDs2vKASo)
Anne Boleyn
neck
Vodyanoy (the German equivalent would be a Nöck)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Vodyanoy.jpg/220px-Vodyanoy.jpg)
nixie
Gamabunta (http://www.narutoscene.com/wallpapers/gamabunta/003-gamabunta-1024x768.jpg)
Marabunta
marching band
august assembly
purple rain
desert dust
dust mites
mighty mouse
Felix the wonderful cat
Skiddoo the Mouse
Scoobydoo
Ring-a-Ding
Ka-ching!
Beijing
Forbidden city
lost world
Challenger
Glomar
Gloaming
Wild Mountain Thyme
(I fear I went one song to far there. the proper reply would have been Loch Lomond)
Norn Iron
Wyrd Smithy Sisters
Wyrd bið ful aræd
Ask veit ek standa
heitir Yggdrasil
Gardasil
Guardia Civil
LaGuardia
Quote from: SwatoAsk veit ek standa / heitir Yggdrasil
I know one, too. My daughter insisted that we all pay a fortune to plant a sapling in the National Forest near Nottingham. I chose an ash, and guess what I called it...---------------------------------------------
Lord Mayor of London
Lothar Maier aus Bonn
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
baroque master
Quote from: Opsa Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden ........
(http://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/roflol.gif)
.......................
Bach
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone
Rocky Balboa
Rocky Road to Dublin.
ice cream
You scream
Oh walls, I scream.
I saw this on a wall of the Bodleian Library toilets below admiror paries te non cecidisse ruina qui tot taedia scriptorum sustineas (http://www.lsg.musin.de/geschichte/material/rundgaenge/pompeji/inschriften_in_pompeji.htm)
I'd say that the Latin is not fully correct there ;)
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We don't need no education
Pink Floyd
fluffy pink bunnies
Energizer vs Duracell
Godzilla vs Mothra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhoWfC1L9k)
Bambi meets Godzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo.
Tokyo Monogatari
mulligatawny
same procedure
saint protector (I think this is some sort of plastic coating for martyrs.)
sanitator
Governator
regulatory regime
regulatory enzyme
de-ferment
defer
refer
reefer
shire-reeve (=sheriff)
cherie
Paris Je t'aime
Paris Charles De Gaulle J'deteste
O rly? :mrgreen:
Taitz
Ornithologist
birder
(but that was the intermediate association...)
Trainspotting
drugs
sex
(inevitably) rock'n roll
Heavy Metal
lead
gold
dwarves/dwarfs
Axes
polearms
stripping
Miss Vaa Vaa Voom
Badaboom
Jabbadabbadoo
Creationism
simpletons
Simpsons
Futurama
Turangalila
Olivier Messiaen
Alexander Ghoer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Goehr#1996.E2.80.932009)
or as I know him, Sandy.................... just name dropping............
Alexander Serow
Alexander Glazunov
Stenka Rasin
Dimitri Shostakovich
Song of the Forests
black forest gateau
Yum!
jam
ham
spam
spanner
saboteur
Luddite
(please let the answer not by lyddite)
Wiebo Ludwig
(for both of the above ;))
Ludwig Weber (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Weber)
make a choice :mrgreen:
Carl Maria Von Weber
Abu Hassan
Scheherazade
sherbet
Gelato
iceberg
Titanic
That was the answer I exepected :mrgreen:
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struggle
I could've jumped to the Hindenburg but it didn't really work.
--
revolution
There are a lot of conspiracy theories about both Titanic and Hindenburg.
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rpm
jpg
png
machine that goes 'ping'
IP address
Ip Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ip_Man_%28film%29)
Ipsos
Ichabod
Dr. Crane
Dr Jekyll
hide and seek
Gotcha
Visigoths
Franks
Rappen
rapier
rapist
Rappaport
paperport
paper boats
origami
ikebana
切腹 (sepuku)
tanto
tinto
mezzotinto
(http://www.herakleidon-art.gr/assets/exhibit_gallery_06.jpg)
http://www.herakleidon-art.gr/assets/exhibit_gallery_06.jpg
Rio tinto
mud river
Armero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armero_tragedy)
Armadillo
Caudillo
Coup d'etat
decapitation
Dönertier banquet
kebab
sheesh!
Be quit. I'm hunting wabbits.
Bugs
pests
pets
petting
petty
minded
make up your mind
brain cosmetics
Beer goggles
addictive optics
nicotine
vitamin B3
anti-oxidents
heterodox
stereoscopic
range-finder
free range
chicken
cowardly
Courage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courage_the_cowardly_dog)
I wanted to post the cowardly lion but cowardly already preceded the last word.
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Droopy
Woody
damager of trees
Press
grapes
sour patch kids
sour cream
table cream
ice cream
frozen tundra
reindeer
vampire
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045283/
van pire
inspire
Linspire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linspire)
Linsengericht (a town in Germany, name literally means: meal of lentils)
Esau (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esau)
Jacob
ladder
Blue John mine (http://www.bluejohn-cavern.co.uk/)
Balakanche (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichen_Itza#Caves_of_Balankanche)
Balaclava
stickyness
Order of the Stick
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/ootscast.html
Order in the court!
"Activist" judge
yoga justice
yogurt
smoothie
ruffian
Scouring of the Shire
Scourge o' the Sea
chicken of the sea
chicken soup
Duck Soup
Horse Feathers
from the mouth of the horse
Whinny!
Black Beauty
Dark Fighter
Blackbird
Magpie
chicken pie
pot
steel helmet
Romans vs Greeks
Christians and the Lions*
*sounds like a rugby match
lowest common denominator
ignorance is strength
Samson
Conditioner
conditio sine qua non
vademecum
Amanuensis
Amenorrhea
PMS
gene therapy
generic medicine
geriatrics
bedpans
chamber pot
chamber of commerce
guild
spice
spite
respite
spitfire
dragon
St. George
Cry God for Harry
Give 'Em Hell, Harry
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Safety pin
firing pin
canon
readhead
hard disc
chakram
shock therapy
mad scientist
Peter Sellers
Pink Panther
purple oyster
Blue Oyster
Red Nowegian Boots
mermaid
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOio1RjgVIM&feature=related)
antiheroes
Dustin Hoffman
The Graduate
Robinson
Mrs
Miss
hit
cookies! (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.rei.com/media/519155_4084Lrg.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rei.com/product/519155&h=440&w=440&sz=20&tbnid=UmOpU7zXiCzOyM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhit%2Bcookies&zoom=1&q=hit+cookies&hl=en&usg=__29FGnKq68xM6IsPNps1XuDK-Ta4=&sa=X&ei=AKakTND5GYO0lQeQ04mcCw&ved=0CDcQ9QEwAw)
brownies
Girl Scouts
paramilitary salespersons
timeshare/multilevel marketing
Isle of Wight
Wright Bros
Amy Johnson
Bloody Stupid Johnson (Discworld)
Bloody Hell! ;)
Brimstone
apopcalypse
Now
Naral
narwhal
Nautilus (Jules Verne)
Oh bother!
Bilius the Oh God of Hangovers
bucket
well
bore
smooth (as in smooth bore gun barrel)
satin
silk
silt
slit
quantum (via double-slit experiment)
Squanto
Tanto
mucho
macho
nacho
Nascar
redneck
turkey
Anatolia
Anastasia
Anesthesia
Anathema
Amanita
Destroying Angel
creative devil
Creative destruction
Creative writing
graphomania
nymphomania
uncontrollable desire
lust
frustra
Zarathustra
Richard Strauß
Strassburg
Alsace
German Shepard
Welsh Sheep
Glenkill
glengarry
Scots Gary
Yuri Gagarin
gargoyle
Lady Gaga
dadaism
deism
dualism
pistols at dawn
down petrol
The Rat Patrol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZcbifYqpGc)
the rat races
treadmill
hamster
Stew
fulminate
culminate
summit
dammit
vomit
Fahrt
Haven't we done these before?
furze
can't remember
Ulex
ulan
Baatar
Karakorum
Hy Kokolorum (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19482)
Bratach Bana
Barrack Obama
barrack room ballads
Danny Deever
Busy Beaver
Girl Guide
La Belle et la Bête
Goldilocks and the three bears.
just right
biased left
the BBC
Yes, I know that's banal and obvious, but it springs so readily to mind.
license fee
licentiously free
Free 'n' Easy
Sally
Alley
cat
chess
Chessie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessie_%28sea_monster%29)
Plesiophonus
phoney
The Phooey
Hong Kong Phooey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Phooey)
Donkey Kong
Space Invaders
Illegal Aliens
E.T.
G.I.
A.I.
Test tube babies
Louise Joy Brown (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louise_Joy_Brown)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Louis-Dreyfus)
L'Affair
Irma la Douce (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057187/)
immaculate douche
And that brought me back to J'Accuse... how about:
Richard Dreyfus
Richard III
Dick Cheney
Bush I do
Supreme Court
center court
center stage
Hamlet
village
Shyamalan
shamanism
Yagé
Yago Sangria
Saint Jago
Iago
Verdi
virdigris
copper
night rate
night bus
Knight and Day
Queen of the Night
Mozart
Haydn
pagans (bad pun: Haydn sounds exactly like Heiden, which is the German word for pagans)
heathens
lads among heather
Heather Locklear
Aaron Spelling
Esmeralda Margaret note spelling of Lancre
Jules Maigret
dog with cudgel (appeared once in a Clever&Smart comic . If someone used the word Knüppel (cudgel) in the presence of the dog by the name of Maigret then said dog would use a cudgel/blackjack on that person.
Lassie
cowboy
roof
fiddler
crab
sandwich
islands
metaphor
simile
homoeopathy
osteopathy
swindle
up the duff
Lay on, mac-
fresh tarmac
cats eyes
agate
agave
cactus figs
dates
data
electricity
magnetism
charisma
glamour
sequins
furbelows
fauteuil
folderal
manila folder
Corazón Aquino
Thomas Aquinas
The Ox
The Ass
aspirin
aspirations
perspiration
inspiration
expiration
sell by date
use by date
jolly rotten
carcass
necrophilia
last straw
straw hat
Panama
Canal
root
beer
Olde Frothingshloss (http://www.rustycans.com/HISTORY/oldfroth.html)
Old Mumbly's One-Leg Ale
OK, I made it up, but that was about 30 years ago, so in a sense it exists.
Old Peculiar
too old to do it
lack of immoral stiffness
fortitude
bravery
oh so ugly
duckling
duck and cover
low beam
blister blaster
elastoplast
sellotape
sell-out
clearance
arch
holodeck
Dixon Hill
Mason Dixon Line
underground railroad
Canada
eh!
quint
quaint
Geneva Conventions
workaround
evasive actions
deflection
inflection
accent
accident
crash
stock market
market stork
pig in a poke
dogs playing poker
black jack
one-eyed jacks
one-armed bandit
armed to the teeth
tooth and nail
"Nailed him."
anal rape
GBH
StGB
Sargent Pepper
acerbic noncom
corn-based ethanol
ethanol-fuelled corny jokes
horny toad
horny vikings
Swedish massage
Jag är nyfiken – gul/blå
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
Elkbisse können ganz schön gemein sein
Schonbrunn Palace (http://www.schoenbrunn.at/en)
Versalles
Petit Trianon
Man with Triangle
Loincloth
Lloigor
Lloegr
Lügner!
Luger
parabellum
portobello
portcullis
smashing success
bull in a china shop
Bologna!
Salami
italian
corruption
politics
lies
videotape
DVD
encryption
code (d'obscure ;))
Hint
Mint
mojito
mosquito
blood
red
rose
Cairo
antiquities
obsolecence
useless
Eustace (http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080319)
Trumpkin
(oh, I thought that was an allusion to 'The Silver Chair' by C.S.Lewis)
Glóin
--
I never got that far on TCON (and I'm not a fan of CSL).
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2010, 07:30:13 PM
... I'm not a fan of CSL
Neither am I but that did not stop me finishing to read the books when I got the box cheaply.
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gimlet
awl
needle
pin
chip
oil
almond
cyanide
suicide capsule
Downfall (Der Untergang)
film
particles
quantum
physics
education
emotional intelligence
hysteric genius
maniacal laughter
Wipe Out! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIyjdmlHCs&feature=related)
The Boys of Summer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOqzUSerQM)
The Guns of August
October revolution
Dekabrists
Deck the Halls
Valhalla
valkyries (aka warrior whore waitresses ;))
stripjoint hostess
stripperific
craptastique
so bad it's good
Schwarzenegger
Weißmüller
B&W ape
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Minnie Mouse
Daisy Duck
vain and ill-tempered
Berlusconi
burlesque
grotesque
gargoyle
sore throat
laryngology
Larry Fine (http://www.threestooges.com/bios/bios.asp?intStoogeID=2) of The Three Stooges.
The People vs. Larry Flynt
Fred Flintstone
Pebbles
slingshot
Slingblade
Pit&Pendulum
William Pitt the Younger
Pliny the Elder
Mount Vesuvius
Krakatoa
East of Java
Colombian Supremo ;)
tin pot dictator
Pol Pot
First Sibling
Big Brother :o
Big Ben
Big&Bouncy
Bouncin' and Behavin' hair!
Bad Hair Day
alopecia
Hello Sailor
I only arsked
arsterisk
Oglelix
Obelix
Hinkelstein
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
Mary had a little lamb
Thomas Alva Edison
Alexander Graham Bell
diving bell
The Bell Jar
depression
sinkhole
gurgler
Iceland
volcano
Pele
soccer
money
cash
Johnny
walking home
Walking in L.A.
To live and die (in LA)
Hotel California
nubile starlets
nymphs
satyrs
satire
spoof
Edward Spooner
Ballhorn
ball peen
wrong end
Howard's end
Hobson's choice
Catch 22
Yossarian
Major Major Major Major
Ursa
Minor
bachelor
Cliff Richards
Keith Richards
Neanderthal
Mick Jagger
Juggernaut
Judge Dredd
jaw
daw
jack
Queen
Red
Soviet
Chess
Czech
Kiyo
Missing
link
chain
mail
mithril
composite
armo(u)r
tank
Picardy
Picadilly
shamisen
http://ventnorblog.com/copy_images/piccadilly-silent-movie.jpg
legs
leagues
sea
symphony
Beethoven
Bach
creek
Greek
Hellenism
Ionian
van der Waals
Mies van der Rohe
mise en bouteille
red wine
tannins
brown water (eww!)
bog
Bogotá
Don Alfonso
Mafia
Sicily
Tyson ;D
Mike
Myers
myopia
axial
radial
steel-belted
pro wrestler ::)
pro-grammer ;)
pro-gressive
a-gressive
agronomics
auger
Steyr
satyr
peter/pan
childish
infantile
Spanish succession
Franco
gratis
grotty
crotch
loins
pork
swine
hound
Tindalos
tinnitus
ringing bells
Goin' to the Chapel
Whitechapel murders
From Hell
dead prostitute
career nosedive
supercavitation
propeller dispeller
prophylactic dispenser
street creed
lore of gore
stolen election
banana republicans
corporate malfeasance
corrosive corruption
acid statement
sharp remarks
Shark marks
bruised bait
banana boat
pretty fountain
soda fountain
Pete Fountain
Pete Townshend
Postlethwaite
Bobcat Goldthwait
Poe's Gold Bug
Scarab
Tank
Top
incubus
GOPher
marmot
marmoset
corset
asphyxia
David Carradine :mrgreen:
Dracula
(http://uashome.alaska.edu/~dfgriffin/website/carradinedracula.gif)
http://uashome.alaska.edu/~dfgriffin/website/carradinedracula.gif
OK that was John Carradine
Vlad Tepes
tap-dance waltz
Christoph Waltz
Christoph Marthaler
Guillaume Tell
Egil (brother of Völund)
Virgil
overrated
superpower
super-charger
turbo
cow
bovine
Madame 'C' (Gary Larson)
Vitamin C
Mrs. Scorbic
Miss Anthropic
The Importance of Being Earnest (possibly the origin of that pun)
vegetarian
veterinarian
vetus ego sed sapiens
pueritia secunda
puerile rhymes
LeAnn Rimes
Learjet
Gulfstream
conveyor
belt
and braces
precautions
Oooh... double post! You gots ta do penance, Mr. H!
preparedness
Similar avatars, different people.
---
Surprise!
omelette
Hamlet
Oops! My bad. Sorry, H & H!
Ophelia
Oh Fudge!
fondant
fondue
raclette
Radcliff
Cui
Cuisine
Bocuse
J'accuse!
aurora
ajuga
beluga
caviar
roe
wade (ok, that was unavoidable)
Lebron
Lebanon
ebony
slaves
Prince
formerly known as
Constantinople
Baudolino
Umberto
Andrea (male)
Androcles
Damocles
sword
fish
fowl
duck
soup
'ssup?
homeslice
domestic massacre
acre's mass
arealism
aerialist
aerobatics
tight-rope walking
gallows' pole
to impale
beyond the pale
transanaemic
transoceanic
cable
telegram
proximity pound
next round
repeating rifle
frequent trifle
disturbing dessert
eyes of the beholder
bullseye
Lamborghini
Lambrusco
Etruscan
Rome
carnage
Evil con Carne (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Con_Carne)
semicarnally
almost virgin
Like a Virgin
Lady Madonna
Nuostra Senora de Guadeloupe
Monserrate
serrated knife
diamond dust
Diamond Dogs
dog purse
sow's ear
arsehead
ostrich
sand
silica
chip
chocolate
cookie
monster
PBS
telethon
disaster
area
51
simple majority
low information voter
low turnout
demo-crazy
mop rule
girlie flick
Rom Com Crap
Vid game ROM
Grand Theft Porno
Red Dead Redemption (AKA Grand Theft Horse)
Red-headed stepchild
snow white
Lady Dracula
(white face, blood-red lips, what else could you suspect?)
Lord of Misrule
tall, dark and gruesome
Dangerous Dan McGrew
McGraw Hill
Hillbury How
Solsbury Hill
Battle of Salisbury
Cadbury Eggs
graved laks
shallow graves
hyena snack bar
Laughing all the way to the bank
river Nile
Middle eastern dictator
Revolution
rpm
motorcycle
unicycle
clown attack
It
what
but
butt
fembots ;)
(Again something that I expected)
Gender Bender
Calculon
(I actually saw that episode last night)
Ham(let)
talking skull
Order of the Stick
(Belkar had one for some time)
Carrot
throwing the book
outlaw
in-law
nagging
any old iron
scrap
heap
pile
on
off
turn
pike
lance
lince/linx
Serval
ocelot
mink
ferret
face
glacis
gelato
jelly
agar
Helga
pregnancy
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helga_%E2%80%93_Vom_Werden_des_menschlichen_Lebens
prolifer discrimination
crime for life
sociopath
the path of sauce
boiling tomatoes
broiling Tom's toes
pound of flesh
The Qadi's Prayer
(Turkish fairy-tale using the same plot device)
pre-execution confession
ahead of the beheading
off with his head
waterbound lackays
waterfowl running
watership rising
barge of the dead
Arnold Böcklin
Sergei Rachmaninov
3rd piano concerto
left hand
unequal marriage
dowry
dowager duchess
radio douche
radio silence
Morse
remorse
buyer
seller
prostitute
negotiable affection
unconditional love
surrender
Dorothy
Sayers
Ethel
Edsel
adze
Azrael
Gargamel
caramel
Mount Carmel
Haifa
half & half
glass half empty
semivacuous
vacuum chamber
air lock
Sherlock
slash (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlashFic)
splash (in the Bay of Blood)
exclamation
$#!&!!!!
monkey
wrench
wench
flinch
flintlock
musket
muskrat (I assume you expected that)
possum
Dame Edna
spectacles!
Spectacular
Mary Poppins
Susan Sto-Helit
Rebecca Romijn
Ronja Rövardotter
Ronnie Spector
Kia Spectra
King Spartacus
Spartiates
Sacharin
aspartame
aspirin
ibuprofen
blood thinners
vampire diet
bloodsucker congress
congress
suits
(on several levels)
empty
headed
southward
upward
promotion
discount
clearance
Clarence
Duke
Earl
Earnest
Importance
vaccine
Venice
Venezuela
Vuvuzela
Noisemakers
TPers
Last Posters
Hopeless
bad beer (hopless)
headache
headstrong
Armstrong
Rendel (=> armored cruiser type)
Mendel
Gregor
Mr. Mc-
brother slayer
Claudius
Clavius
mappae clavicula
maple syrup
sweetnsticky
damp & cozy
Sarkozy
sarcastic
bombastic
ice bomb
Tom Jones as Mr. Freeze
Terry Jones as the naked piano player
Tom and Jerry
Ben and Jerry
haagen daas
Das Boot
On the Buses
on the bus or off the bus (http://wild-bohemian.com/onthebus.htm)
under the bus
desperate
desperado
¡Antonio!
The Cicadas
Day of the Locust
Day of the Tentacle
Night of the Iguana
amorphous anolis
Daniel's Anole
Ivanhoe
William Tell
overture
seduction
secession
sore losers
candidiasis
Candida
Overture
couverture
Ibert
Jacques
Custeau
custard
frozen
tundra
permafrost
Mammoth
Mammon
and back to...
Cheney
The Eye
Sauron
Savonlinna
salon
Glenn Greenwald
Grindelwald
Grendel
swamp
Okavango Delta
Delta Airlines
delta kite
Ben Franklin
Terror&Erebus (OK, that was John, not Ben :mrgreen:)
Orpheus and Eurydice
Gluck
pluck
Puck
Kipling
Cakes
Jaffa
symbion
parasite
paramilitary
public thugs
private sector
mercenaries
condottiere
consierge
caretaker
Ocampa
Umpah-pah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umpah-pah)
Oompah-Loompa
Slurm McKenzie
Mackenzie Phillips
Mackenzie River
John MacEnroe
anger
management
pointy-haired boss
catbert
Cuthbert
Ian Cuthbertson
Jan the Cuttlefish
Patsy the Clam.
Spongebob
Patrick
Ireland
shamrocks
thistle
artichoke
broccoli
Btw, what appeal has a veggie that has 'choke' in its name? ;)
That there is "Art" In that Choke.
Last :mrgreen: Post
So Arthur will die of asphyxiation?
Last Post
Sorry, wrong thread.
muzzle
nozzle
nose
knows
Know-Nothing Party
Agnostic Party
A-go-go
googolplex
law of large numbers
law of diminishing returns
logarithmic
arrhythmia
ventricular fibrillation
excitable titillation
oral traditions
anal retention
Freudian panties
Slippery thoughts
wet information superhighway
careening
orange nectar
La fe vert
Marcel Lefebvre
Marcel Marceau
mime
statue
statute
destitute
dilapidated
rubble
rousing
a-rousing
carousing
merry-go-round
Mary had a little lamb
Edison phonograph
venison autograph
Deer John
Kari Boo and her abstinence reign (oh dear!)
Boo-boo
Yogi
Berra
Can
Tin
god
Thor
the second word coming to mind was surprisingly: Falstaff. Specifically his reported death in Henry V.
thunder
Boanerges
bone energy
marrow
cucumber
kumquat
wombat
wingnut
screwed
Earth
Gaia
Avatar
incarnation
toenails
Naglfar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar)
Stovokor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon_culture#Afterlife)
Clovis culture
Monte Verde (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_verde)
Montepulciano
Sangiovese
bloodbath
hot shower
fire and brimstone
Pastor's house
shepherd's pie
Pot pie
Pol Pot
Richard Nixon
Richard the Weaselhearted
Dick Lionliver
dandylion
snob tiger
Sumatra R(h)ino
RINOs and DINOs
wine and dine
high life
high five
five card stud
five studs in a cart
mobile stags
stalagmites
standing stones
(the obvious:)
The Rolling Stones
no moss
Kate Moss
Lori* Zontal
*formerly Hori
woman of easily bought affection
white trash whore #36
(the series seems to have been rather successful) ::)
(when do they reset the counter?)
lot rat
Lothar
Mandrake
root powder
root canal
throb
lump
lard
curd
Kurd
bouncing bomb
Throw the baby (with the water)
dwarf tossing
gnome infestation
investing in Swiss banks
secret gambling
expose
impromptu
sonata quasi una fantasia
allegro non troppo
Allegro si puede (if you can!) :mrgreen:
pedophile symphony
percussion
precision
incision
incisor
mastication
rectum (German: Mastdarm)
thermometer
bathtub
baby
born
corn
children
tasty
modest proposal (as you probably expected)
modern republican
rotten scoundrels (in German 'modern' also means 'to rot')
scoundrel is such a cute word...
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empowered sociopath
nuclear family
radioactive relationship
Schrägbeziehung
Ménage à trois
folie a deux
La Cage Aux Folles
Robin Williams
Who killed cock robin?
Christopher Robin
Milne
Myna bird
loquacious
voracious
gourmand
sybarite
sycophant
grupie
guppy
granpa (we went to watch/buy guppies on Saturdays when I was a kid)
Munster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa_%28The_Munsters%29)
cheese
Wensleydale
Wimbledon
Ascot
wainscot
wainwright
shipwright
Wright Bros
Those magnificent men in their flying machines
Biggles
goggles
giggles
Biggles
bagels
donut hole
mini golf
midget green
Red Dwarf
Hyperdrive
causeway
Barrier island
Keys
Lost
Robinson
Mrs
(deceased)
just resting
wrestling
calamari wrestler (I recommend this movie)
Mon Calamari
Admiral Akbar (spelling?)
It's a trap!
Trapp family
Keeper Trapper
Rita Skeeter
Chita Rivera (http://www.chitarivera.com/bio.htm)
Maria Conchita Alonso
Alonso Tyler
Fernando Alonso
Don Alfonso
Il Commendatore
Don Giovanni
Lorenzo da Ponte
Porte de Nelle
Porta Nigra
Black kiss
Hotchkiss
http://www.fpv-flieger.de/images/stories/geschichte/Hotchkiss-http-corpsecandle-com---.jpg
Nerf machine gun
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41q5KQFy03L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41q5KQFy03L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Rubber bullets
Palestine
Philistines
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Shlafley (a person the world could do very well without)
Shoo fly!
rootfly
rootkit
streaks
steak
rare
seldom
Seldon
selenite
Mafalda (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafalda)
Hopfstoßer
Flash Gordon?*
*that one was obscure and the only reference I could find was from The Star Diaries from Stanislaw Lem. If you were talking about something else, by all means enlighten us.
I just found out that I confused Hopfstoßer with Hopfkirch (orig. Hopkirk).
Mafalda Hopkirk is a character in Harry Potter.
I just remembered the name combination but not the context. It has been some time since I read the star diaries.
I am still waiting for the second TV miniseries to be available on DVD
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Buck Rogers
Battlestar Galactica
Lorne Greene
Lorna ist eine Nutte (grafitti at the school I went to. At the time I had no real idea what it meant)
And does it mean what you would think by reading it from English?
--
Nuts & Berries
Well, nuts are there to be screwed ;)
eggs and cheese
Farts and darts (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farts%20and%20darts)
fire&brimstone
tar and feathers
Ikarus (ok that was wax)
Ruby (ok that was wax too)
Rod
ram
jet
hypersonic
cryoscopic
gyroscope
Spirograph
dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyro_the_Dragon_%28video_game%29) flight
tail of the tiger
tail chaser
ambulance chaser
guiltless speeding
death by chocolate
body in a vat
brain in a jar
door ajar
unlocked portal
pirated game
Sid Meier's Pirates
..of the Caribbean (BTW I just saw the latest iteration)
grass skirts
hula
hulu
Hooloovoo (a hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue)
hypersphere
Dysonsphere
Roll-o-the-dice
hereditary condition
acne
vulgar(is)
vulgata
Itala
italicize
fontle
fontanel
Theodor Fontane
Frank Fontaine (http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Frank_Fontaine)
bumbie
bumble
Mr. Bumble
rumble and tumble
humble :blush:
Ever so. (Heap)
nevertheless
nevermore
Quoth
cloth
full
rounded
steeple
chase
Chevy
Cheney
Cheyenne
Anthem
Cheyenne Anthem (http://cheyenne%20anthem)- one of my all-time favorite songs
Andrew Ryan (http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Ryan)
Jack Ryan
Paper Moon
Red Lantern
Red October
Aurora
Borealis
mouth wash
soap
soapbox
rant
rave
corvid
Corbis
pumpkin (German: Kürbis)
Jack
Jill
shrill
eldritch
pixie
Pixel
http://lazytown.technowar.hu/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lazy-town-pixel.png
Swato's Tartan
Black'N'Blue
old navy
old spice
silk route
'Silk Stalkings'
cat-o-pillar crawling
Bobcat crawler
rascally raccoon
rabies spread
mass hysteria
Mass Effect
mass defect (as in E=mc²)
faulty black hole
spotted abyss
circling stars
hit on the head
smitten
mittens
Mormons
Golden Plates
golden barrels/drums
Donkey Kong
Monkey Island
Monster Island
House of Pain
morose Moreau in the morning
Maury Amsterdam
girls in windows
Pretty Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYvQWYquv8&feature=related)
Julia
Child
Priest
metal soles
tap dancing
hot coals
S'mores!
smorgasbord
salad bar
tossed salad
erm, behind bars
Swedish curtains
IKEA
Pangea
primeval
scream
ice-
berg
Alban
Dave Berg (http://www.randytusha.bizland.com/auctions/cparadise8/02-07-091.JPG)
"I can't do that, Dave"
lip-reading
lip balm
cocoa butter
rancid tea
tea pot
tea cosy
breakfast nook
cheese cranny
cakewalk (...walking on the cheesexake...)
protools
Peter O'Toole
The Final Curtain (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243904/combined)
The final countdown
cheesy pop
popcorn
corny
old hat
Rubens/Rembrandt hat
sandwich
Earl
Grey
Eminence
Halo
Statue
pigeons
pidgin
This reminds me of the rat (..eh..Siberian hamster) episode from Fawlty Towers
gtalk
g string
pole dancer
Polonaise
Chopin
chopping bloc
kitchen island
Easter Island
Rapanui
Rappa' New E (?)
annoying rap
tasteless wrap
plastic wrap
sarin gas
taboo
tatoo
Edinburgh
Wallace
Grommit
Gromyko
Brezhnev
gerontocracy
Murdoch
Moloch :P
Baal
golden calf
gams
Betty Grable
Lizzie Borden (sorry, I have no idea why that name popped up in my head)
condensed milk
Bear Brand (Bärenmarke)
(http://www.yopi.de/image/prod_pics/41/e/41610.jpg)
http://www.yopi.de/image/prod_pics/41/e/41610.jpg
Pustefix! (http://www.winduphere.com/browse.cfm/pustefix-bubble-bear/4,2863.html)
Bärenjäger! (http://www.barenjagerhoney.com/default.aspx) :D
Bärentöter
(http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00367/lala_BM_Sport_Berli_367508s.jpg)
http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00367/lala_BM_Sport_Berli_367508s.jpg
Although this is a real gun, it was likely never fired. It weighs about 12 kg and was custom made (in secret) for Karl May, so he could 'prove' that he was really the hero of his 'autobiographical' novels.
bare naked
fancy free
Savoy truffle
Prince Eugen de Savoyen
blue moon
Red Moon
(a brand of wine)
monsoon
red velvet
stage fright
d(ist)ress rehearsal
it's a miracle
"...a boy born without a winkle!"
- Nursie from Blackadder II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x98cE4QCrlk)
Benjamin Button
Jim Knopf
Mark Knopfler
Get Lucky
soldier of fortune
lady of the night
lady in the dark (Rattlelance)
Dancer in the dark (don't watch if depressed, don't watch if you don't want to be depressed... or better, watch at your own risk, you've been warned!)
Ghostdance movement
Sundance festival
Butch
David
King
Nosmo
Nostromo
Ripley
Ellen (http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/338606263/exquisite_7_5_alien_figure_figurine.summ.jpg)
Sue
Tyrannosaurus
Rex
Tyrannonasus Imperator
(http://curiousexpeditions.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/1807682830_f49cf92708_m.jpg)
http://curiousexpeditions.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/1807682830_f49cf92708_m.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinogradentia
(Cool!)
Impunity
importune
unfortunate
wretch
(..ed) child
itching
Simpsons
The Flintstones
The Jetsons
The Thunderbirds
Miss Scarlet
O'Hara
Frank Lee Mahdeer
The Meaning of Liff
Sluggy Freelance
Buggy Swires
beloved Sires
Dear Leader
Yes Minister
Spitting Image
p*ssing contest
writing in the snow
snowball
Napoleon (Animal Farm)
Josephine
Jospin
Lionel
Ritchie
wealth
Lord
robber baron
rubber king-size
tripod
John Christopher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Youd)
(http://www.gnelson.demon.co.uk/tripage/i/banner3.jpg)
http://www.gnelson.demon.co.uk/tripage/i/banner3.jpg
Strider (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Strider)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091223235454/half-life/en/images/f/fd/Strider_crouched.jpg)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091223235454/half-life/en/images/f/fd/Strider_crouched.jpg
Telcontar
Counting Count
Queen
Freddie
Quinn (not Krüger)
Sliders
slide-rule
Apolo program
polo ponies
dwarf lacrosse
eyes cream
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
buk...
erm, safety glasses
golden goggles
google shares
folding chairs
(my typical) poker game
metal stick in the fire
mount doom
Level Four
traffic monopoly
horse racing
won by a nose
Gogol
gorgon
jellyfish
crab
patty
peppermint
spear(mint)
rattlelance
Diego de Landa
Bothrops (American lance-headed vipers)
cut the rope
bind the feet
bear trap
Bayer aspirin
nitroglycerin
TNT
Tamale Loco (http://www.swgamers.com/playgames/223/tamale-loco.html)
The Bland Burrito
From "Eating Raoul"
Weapons of gas disruption
fracking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fracking)*
*I wouldn't be surprised if that had something to do with today's tremor in Virginia**
**How are things in your neck of the woods, Opas?
fragging
Fraggle Rock
muppets
PIIIIIIIGS IIIN SPAAAAAAACE
Kermit the Pig
Miss Piggy
We're okay here, Zone!
Swedish Chef
Smörebröd, smörebröd, römplömplömplöm
Der Struwwelpeter (http://chnm.gmu.edu/cyh/primary-sources/328)
The original Red Riding Hood
cannibalism and incest
(yes, the original has both)
death and taxes
(love the idea of inevitability for incest and cannibalism ;))
birthers and baggers
and Bears (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_trend), oh my!
Stearns
Foster
Imaginary
numbers
exodus
Sinai
Charlton Heston
Soylent Green
people
we
Oui
donkey
Shrek
lass nach
Loch Ness
Plesiosaur
Please, sir, can I have some more?
twisting in the wind
Hangman
Rembrandt (see TSBM thread)
Hastivibrax (histrio poetaque praeclarus Britannicae)
Titus
clemenza
Constanze
Constantine
donation
damnation
exaltation
exasperation
long wait
airport
Baikonur
Bacon
-ator
Blademaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ator)
I hear those movies are a cure for those that think that Schwarzenegger is a lousy actor. After watching the Ator movies people will nominate Ah-nold for the Oscar everytime given how lousy O'Keeffe is in comparision. (I did not check for myself)
Blade Runner
Bugs Bunny
swindler
fraud
republican
Cicerone
Julius Caesar
Shakespeare
collar
bone
dog
hog
father
sun
dance
Let's
Face the Music
Always look at the bright side of life
cross
posting
stamp
Mauritius
Meridian
Merian
Marian
maiden
hair
golden
gate
portal
porthole
gunport
nuclear sub
boomer
Adama
diamond
Moulin Rouge
petticoates
redcoats
redshirts
rednecks
klan
kilt
'em dead
Shoot 'em up
Raw hide
embarrassed
embossed
carved
fireplace
poker
blackjack
Black Bart!
missing pirate
overrum
cirrhosis
hard liver
Pâté
Pathe
Chicken Run
overpaid, oversexed and over here
overstressed and overweight.. :'(
(the latter and soon again the former)
civilization ailments
inequality
upward redistribution
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 10:25:12 PM
(the latter and soon again the former)
Work coming your way?
---
Neofeudalism
slave labour
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2011, 02:08:59 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 10:25:12 PM
(the latter and soon again the former)
Work coming your way?
---
Can't exclude the possibility. Anf if not, the stress will come from my mother
---
bondage
human
humongous
hiccup
pickup
sex in the city
urban orgies
morality laws
hypocracy
hypocaustic
corrosive
morose
(half-witted, scruffy-looking,) nerfherder!
smurf
the little blue many
Stuart Little
An American Tail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Tail)
Gulliver
yahoo
financial doom
mammogeddon
mastodon
masticate
ptyalin
amygdalin
cyanide
apple juice
sweeeeeet
dreeeams
are made of this
ersatz
kitch
en
endive
enzian
Enzo (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS364&q=The+Art+of+Racing+in+the+Rain&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=17828986266849029085&sa=X&ei=8PR4ToSLKKLm0QGF7sX5Cw&ved=0CE4Q8wIwAg)
Ferrari
Porsche
VW Beetle (no joke, the sportscar guy designed it. He then went into superheavy tanks)
Tin snail
crawler
bait
jail
gaol
AWOL
FIGMO
FUBAR
REMF
Ren and Stimpy
Billy & Mandy
Cindy aus Marzahn
gingerbread man
food horror
horror fount
fountain pen
calligraphy
Calliope
Polyhymnia
Pollyanna
Polyfilla
dental works
drill and pickaxe
Wire brush and Dettol (http://www2b.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/archives/archive98/newposts/1931/topic1931194.shtm)
Stalin
moustache
French police
Peugeot
rusty crap
diarrhea
dialectics
dianetics
Elroyd Hubble
Telescope
periscope
endoscopy
vomit
dammit
AMD
alternate minimum DAX
minimum wage
pre-union labor
bondage
degradation
decay
dental
mental
institution
destitute
destination
final
Last Post
Flowers of the Forest
Tarzan of the Jungle
Zimbu the Monkey
no, better:
Scott of the Saharah
Peg Leg Jake the flower-arranger
Ikebana Joe?
doe
stag
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
Parabellum
si vis pacem
civis pacem
sidewalk (OK the pun works only in German)
bicycle
gear
box
strangelove
Up the Creek
...without a paddle.
bare hands
fisticuffs
leather cuffs
cufflinks
handcuffed
in custody
for your own protection
execution (am I repeating myself?)
executive branch (that's the one they hang you from)
olive oil
Popeye
chicken
rooster
Cogburn
burn baby burn
diaper rash
red buttocks
the hot seat
Bull of Phalaris
Pharos Alexandrinus
small candle
Sixteen Candles
Fork Handles
forklift
Klaus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8OBDP-6lc
Nomi
Finland
Estonia
Crime
grime
Jack the Ripper
Day Tripper
Pinball Wizard
Pinhead
grain of rice
Rice Krispies
crunch
Nestle
powder milk
baby
water
wading
knee-high
grasshopper
daquiri
harakiri
Mata Hari
Hari Seldon
Dors Venabili
Dominus Vobiscum
Pond scum!
scabs
coalface
face paint
warpath
þæt herepaþ
woad
pucklemen (wodu-wasan)
Duckman
Howard the Duck
Ron Howard
Opie
morphine
poppies
Wicked Witch of the West
World Wide Web
universal spider
google
hupf
hufflepuff
smorgasbord
danish pastries
Ohh so yummy
Pretty Vacant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmHhB9zV_rQ)
"We're so pretty, oh so pretty ...vacant!"
I never imagined you a Sex Pistols fan...
---
zoned out
Eminent Domain
eminem
bad rep
cold calling
cold turkey
cold duck (cue Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
dead parrot
Tobacconist's Shop
I dare anyone to go back and count how many times we've related to dead parrot!
pipe & hat
shmoke und a pancake
flapjack und a shigarette
shigar und a waffle
pipe und a crepe
bong und a blintz
mumble
Dick Tracy
(Mumbles was a villain)
Pruneface
governess
perversion
Persian
Scheherazade
Rimsky-Korsakov
Mangel-wurzel
beet bet
lost bet
poker
joker
batman
servant
bondage
leather
hide
seek
Quote from: SwatoI expected that answer :mrgreen:
Yes, I thought you thought I was going to post what you thought.
stroy (to rebuild something that has been destroyed.)
story
building
yurt
yak
butter
toast
The Queen
wax
Madame Tussaud's (http://www.madametussauds.com/washington/)
Planetarium
Orrery
Orangery
scent
woman
lipstick
... sigh ...
"hockey mom"
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 27, 2011, 07:16:18 AM
... sigh ...
"hockey mom"
The alternative would have been pitbull ;)
---
NASCAR dad
redneck
bluestocking
Xmas
WAR! on
Oh What A Lovely War
pushing daisies
joining the invisible choir
IPU
igloo
ecru
beige
grey
Lady Jane
The Rolling Stones
The Rollright Stones (http://www.rollrightstones.co.uk/)
Stonehenge
Druids
mistletoe
Postman's Knock
The Chordettes
cordite
ecrasite
écran
crayon
rayon
it could have been 'doodle'...
---
Moya (http://farscape.wikia.com/wiki/Moya)
Mothra
Gamera
Star Gambler
lone star
Texas Ranger
Colt
Mitsubishi
Zero
Zorro
Foxy
Ireland
green
blade
sword
shield
maiden
Aryan (check Chaplin's first speech in The Great Dictator)
Indo-European
Dravidian
Draconian
pre-Solonian
horoi
halal
halvah
baclava
Balaclava
Eye Socket
lightbulb socket
missing inspiration
desperate
anguish
Angus
Fife
rife
rifled
bored
chambered
hall
castle
rook
crow
Draven
craven
candy
floss
g string
air
plein --either/or-- plane
glide
Gimli (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider)
Ghibli (http://www.studioghibli.net/)
scirocco
Volkswagen
Fahrvergnügen
Freie Fahrt für freie Bürger
ADAC
(well, obviously) ACDC
acid (oh so predictable)
base (to continue with the predictability)
OK, I'll keep it going....
Apex
summit
Everest
sherpa
sherbet
frozen
(you expected lemon, didn't you?)
I wouldn't have related sherbet with lemon
---
warrior
berserk
Cutty Sark
wyrd sisters
weird spelling
WIERD!
weiro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatiel)
cocker spaniel
weimaraner
Weimar Republic
Woe!
Lake Wobegon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Wobegon)
angel shark
nurse shark
pilot whale
naucrates ductor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_fish)
remora
Cremora
decaffeinated
sleepy and hollow
bur and ton ;)
all a blur
pop
tarts
vestigal virgins
Vesta's temple
Vespa
Lambretta
lametta (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lametta)
Rin Tin Tin
Tintin
Asterix
Apostrophe
apostle
fiction
friction
kinetic
cubism
perspective
lack of
luck
The Lady
tramp
frog
star (cf. Hitchhiker Vol.2)
Total Perspective Vortex
Infinite Improbability Drive
♥
Starship Bistromath
Le Petit Bistro
Die kleine Kneipe in unserer Straße (old song)
(the little pub in our street)
Große Freiheit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gro%C3%9Fe_Freiheit)
#7
hundertfünfundsiebziger - a very queer number.
§218 StGb
St. Germain
Mon dieu et mon droit!
My god, you're right!
OMG!
WTF?!
ROTFL
LMAO
L-Monoamine oxidase
hydrogen peroxide
BOOM!!
bust
Seine
don't ask how I got there
Sous le ciel de Paris
la femme!
fatal
attraction
magnet
polarized
aurora
project
stick out
thorn
Thor
Odin
Valhalla
whale haul
keelhaul
Walk the plank!
Black Bart
Blake the Bard
BB gun
AA gun
Second Amendment
poor grammar
penniless education
nanny state
nanny goat
Mrs.Ogg
FLAC
flic
gendarme
Jeanne d'Arc
bonfire
vanities
Ecclesiastes
Kohelet(h?)
Kohler
Bathtub
Norquist
Sunkist
Anita Bryant
Anita Hill
Annie Hall
Diane Keaton
Lady Di(e)
Lady Gaga
bilgewater
Blackwater
scum
skim
cream
obesity
mirror
speculation (latin: speculum = mirror; originally speculation = divination by mirror)
speculum
spectacular spectator
Eliza Doolittle (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1417451520/tt0058385)
Fair & Balanced
seesaw journalism
News of the World
All the newts fit to print
Citizen Kane
Didn't see the "newts" until after this came to mind!
The 4th branch of power
Lord Chain-Eye
Chain of Fools
Ship of Fools (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Fools_%28satire%29)
Fool's Gold
pyrite
pyrate rum
gyrate drum
timpani
Tin Pan Alley
Tim Allen
Tintin et Milou
tinnitus
alarm buzz
siren
manatee
tea lady
iron fleet
ironclad
Iron Hans
clever Hans
Hansel und Gretel
Brothers Grimm
grim indeed
keeper of the Reaper
combine harvester
Stalker (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Stalker)
GMCH
(Genetically Modified Combat Hamster)
Pinky and The Brain
Ren and Stimpy
skimpy dress
Skippy the kangaroo
Kangaroo Jack
man jack
jackanapes
canapees (nods to nanny Ogg)
cannabis
medical strenght
clinical trial
Ärzteprozeß (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27_Trial)
test bias
big pharma
Klux Clyster Klan
business as usual
SOP
stop
halt
Achtung!
Emergency. Everybody to get from street. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El03KPUeQc4&feature=related)
Teutonic Knights
Alexandr Newsky
Sergei Eisenstein
Sergio Valente
Rodolfo Valentino
Woman in Black
Moscow Mule
arms dealer
lend-a-hand
hand grenade
big bang
theory
so-called
hypothesys
hypothalamus
pulsion
propulsion
re-pulsion
(and back again to...) Republican
Publicans and Sinners
tax and repent
f**k the poor
Eat the rich
capitalist cannibalism
tasty sin
Death by chocolate
Thief of Time (Pratchett)
procrastinator
computater
roladex
rolex
show-off
Big Shot
tiny penis
singular cellphone
AT&T
BB&T
Netanyahoo duck? (ok, that again works only in German)
Why a Duck?
to make a buck
(actually Bibi is the nickname of the yahoo from Netanja, aka the prime minister of Israel and '& T' (='and T') sounds like 'Ente', the German word for duck)
Buck Henry
(You're so technical, Professor Swato! You make my tiny brain swim laps around my cranium!)
Buckshot Billy
(and back to)
Dick Cheney
"You're pulling my chain."
bells on
Balzac
coffee (he was an extreme caffeine addict. I mean really extreme. He drank more ultra-strong coffee per day than I drink anything else)
Tea
(He must have had a cast iron stomach!)
for two
(After some time the sediments probably coated the stomach lining protecting it from the attack. Iron will last only so long ;) )
o'clock
Irish time
Bailey's
Jameson's
Jenna
Jenga
jungle or jingle (make your choice)
Bungle in the Jungle
Bells
of St.Mary's
Poppins
Chimney
Coal kid
moor
Sir Thomas
Beacham
Beechnut
hen or egg?
bacon
Sir Francis
Drake (ok that was easy)
Draco
draconian
Pendragon
Marlin ;)
big fish
Tim Burton
The Collector of Worlds (OK, that was Richard)
The War of the Worlds
The Great Planet War (aka Wakusei daisenso, a ridiculous Japanese Star Wars rip-off that claims to be based on stuff Lucas stole for his creation).
Takes this Wookie for example (could not find a color image)
http://asia.elliottback.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/War-In-Space.png
Duck Dodgers in the 25th Century
Marvin the Martian
Marvin Gaye
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Android OS
AOK
SNAFU
REMFs
Fembots
Bender
banter
slang and argot
escargot
Scarface
godfather
godmother
mother-in-law
Marie
Claire
Danes
Viking raids
Norman
Bates
Wayne
in vain
Bain Capital
capital gains
capital crime
capitolism
Catholicism
hunger
Ireland
Erin
Eris
Iris
eye
tiger
golf
snob
dandy
fine
file
folder
folding stock
folder
Folgers
Dick Bolger
Richard III
heap of...(you know what I mean)
Blair
witch
hag
Caillagh ny Groamagh
My callousses are grumbly?
rank and file
index cards
library
cutbacks
about to be destroyed
pitbull
pulpit
Jack
in-the-box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4w
Still Alive
[youtube=425,350]Y6ljFaKRTrI[/youtube]
Stayin' Alive
disco ball
columbine
Dove/pigeon aka sky-rat
Skyrim
Rimsky (Corsetoff)
Rasta Povich
Rastapopoulos
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090314164010/desencyclopedie/images/d/d4/Rastapopou.jpg)
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090314164010/desencyclopedie/images/d/d4/Rastapopou.jpg
KPOP (http://www.kpopmusic.com/)
Th'O'Lette is SO into this!
Thompson & Thompson darn, Opas beat me
---
Rain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_%28entertainer%29)
What have they done to the...
What have you done!?!?
last summer
last xmas
Batman
personal servant
serf
bond
Octopussy
Harem
Seraglio
gilded cage
canary in a gold mine
Quote from: Opsa on February 14, 2012, 05:51:37 PM
Octopussy
Why does that sound to me like the title of a prawnographic movie? ;)
naughty boy
a one and a nought
all for naught
chambered nautilus
Julesverneopod
GM'd food
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Renaissance Lost
reuse of mustard gas?
gas mask
trunk
suitcase
case law
nut case
shell game
oyster sport
bivalve fantasy
spina bifida
cleft palate
rabbit
wabbit
wahhabism
wasabism!
battery acid (that' what my tastebuds told me, when I tried potato crisps with wasabi flavor)
NiMH
The Knights who say Ni
Nein, Nein, Nein!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Je suis Luc Tonnerre!
fountain beer
Pilsner Urquell
finally decent beer
Black Toad!
Kiss me!
Feed Me!
To the sharks!
bear pit
bear with me
get thee behind
arras
see here LoL (http://www.coursework.info/International_Baccalaureate/World_Literature/Creative_Responses/The_arras_in_Shakespeare__From_the_tiny_L876266.html)
tank battle
baby rattle
wee lil snake
The Devil in your pants
Der Teufel in Miss Jonas (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072270/)
Please Take a Letter, Miss Brown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qocG0-pPBeg)
Miss Tip(p)sy
(in German that would be a nickname for a secretary (colloquial: Tippse), nothing to do with alcohol)
tip your waitress
tip over
profile out of balance
disprofit
corporate malfeasance
SOP
SAP
ZAP!
Zip
drive
dive
scuba
Scoobie
bluefooted boobie
puffin
huffin' and puffin'
cane
bamboo
flute
fleuyte
Flemish
phlegmish
Tuber
Rose
Mary
oregano
origami
frog
Toad!
Mr.
reprimand
scold
sulk
selkie
bondage
gay boys in...
http://www.montypython.net/sounds/sketches/gayboys.wav
The Boys in the Band (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065488/)
The Boys are Back in Town
Toy Story
Two story house
trilogy
trilobite
Girl Genius
Sukeban Deka
droidekas
Dukakis
pants
on fire
liar liar
outlyer
outwith (Scottish)
Lady Mondegreen
Lady MacBeth
Gruoch
Groucho
club paradox
Bludgeon
co-operative
coup d'etat
change of management
re-org
de-frag
glue (together again)
TV
BBC
Thames
polluted
(and back to...)
airwaves
ether vibes
Easter Bunny
:EasterBunnyNibble: :EasterBunnyEat: :bouncing:
Sandy Claws
castles in the air
Laputa
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Laputa_-_Grandville.jpg/220px-Laputa_-_Grandville.jpg)
the whore (la puta)
elephant
trunk
hatchback
turtle
neck
pencil
lead
petrol
oil
vinegar
vanguard
coach and horses
cabby
hack
dirt
Murdoch
Mordred
Dumbledore
fumble
football
sucker
punch
bowl
cereal
cerebral
Hemispheres.
North vs South
Elizabeth Gaskell
gasket
blown
:censored:
redheaded
desire
streetcar
Blanche
Albion
Lion
King
Nosmo
Nostromo
Ripley
Alien
Ayleen
come on
roll off
Wax on.
wax poetic
wax flower bouquet
chocolate rose
marzipan
Battenburg
batten the hatches
hedge the bets
Sonic Hedgehog
Zork
Zerg Rush (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zerg%20rush)
bees
knees
kneel
stand and deliver
upright birth
sleeping berth
hangmat (hamock)
hanging tree
hangman
Heydrich
Hendrix
helical
conical
conus admiralis
admirable admiral
abominable abdomen
jelly belly
belly dance
odalisque
obelisk
Trafalgar Square
Napoleon
Bones Apart
Sticks and stones
improbridge
duplicate bridge
chess
Pawn.
prawn
shrimp
(p)imp
demon
dæmon
Lyra
lyre, lyre strings on fire
Nero
de Niro
Niger
Nigel
Thornberry
burning thornbush
Firethorn
Flügelhorn
Fledermaus
operetta
op-ed
Op Art
Operation Desert Storm.
Samoon surgery
Yemen Trout-fishing
Yo man, truce
Old Man Trouble
Old Mother Hubbard.
Ron & Co.
Bad Company
in cahoots
minions
dominionism
sinister
sister
Master-Blaster
pan-galactic gargle-blaster
gold brick
lemon slice
Orange cake
sweet & sour
Asian soup
Duck Soup
Groucho Marx
Karl Marx
misunderstood ;)
simple rotten guy
http://www.getlazy.net/wiki/index.php?title=Good_to_Be_Bad
Guy Fawkes
pyrolysis
Roly-poly
polyhedron
tevatron
time machine
DeLorean
Coke machine! ;D
Strangelove
Kubrick
Eyes wide shut
shutter lense
shudder
shoulder
Clavicle
primer key
Maximus
Spasticus
spasmodic
Sporadic.
Spore addict
RTS
bazooka
Bazoombas.
brassieras
Brasileiras
¡Carnival!
carrus navalis
belly button
lower lever
joystick
dipstick
drumstick
seargant major
gargantuan
pantagruelism
Carmina Burana
Voices of Light (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_of_Light)
The Incredible Lightness of Being
iron curtain
schwedische gardinen
John Elliot Gardiner
St.Martin in the Fields (no, that was Sir Neville Marriner)
Concert Gebouw Amsterdam
Baubehörde
(holy smokes! orchestras may be bureaucratic but isn't that a bit much?)
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Office of Future Plans
trading in pork futures
Porca miseria
pig pen
Big Ben
Westminster
Yes Minister
Spitting Image
Spitfire
Hurricane
cyclone
cenrifuge
Uranium
235.
Fibonacci
golden ratio
aesthetics
eye of the beholder
behold The EYE!
Sauron
Saupreiß
sausage
pizza
leaning tower of...
...Mordor
gothic
Visigoths
Austragoths
Österreich :P
#!$*%&!
the Queen of the night
hell's revenge is cooking in my heart (literal translation)
Hell's Bells
Hell's Kitchen
some like it hot
Tea & Chocolate
aphrodisiacs
Spanish fly
fly front
rank & file
hoi polloi
riffraff
nobility (novelty?)
Noblesse Oblige.
oubliette
The Pit and the Pendulum.
death watch
Ночной дозор (Nochnoi Dozor/ Nightwatch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Watch_%282004_film%29))
Graveyard Shift
dog watch
scallywag
carpetbagger
Mary Poppins
spinster
talk show
media cancer
cantankerous
daddy longlegs
Crazylegs Crane
The Moudir's Cranes
heavy lifting
bantam
Batman
lackey
jockey
monkey
Festivus
fastidious
fop
Trump hair
house of cards
wheelhouse
canal
(which leads to...)
carnal
(which leads to...)
Carnival!
(that sinks under...)
cruise
Italian
la dolce vita
dulce de leche
sweet leeches
sweet Jesus!
:devil2:
ritual cannibalism
(btw, did nobody notice that we have reached page 1000?)
Wallstreet
(I noticed and so did you ;))
Dow Jones
The Tau symbol! ;)
(Happy thousandth page!)
thaumaturgy
traumatology
Troma
roma
aroma
Cheese! :cheese_eat:
casein
capsaicin
Scoville scale
The Barber of Seville
oranges
Glorious Revolution
Animal Farm
Napoleon
pigs
hogs
high on the
high heels
stilettos
(with dramatic voice:)
murder
most foule
chickens
are revolting
scrambled eggs
faire une omelette
Le fried eggs.
Spiegelei
spaghetti
carbonara
pork cubed
bread quartered
sammich
samuel
Clemens
pope longhorn
steakhouse
stake on the house
burning at the stake
vampire
Twilight.
pathetic-son
George W Bush
Wilhelm II (old Willy just had more style and a keen interest in science and culture)
dauphine
bowdlerizing (ad usum delphini)
purgative
Pride's Purge
Mermaid's Purse
fluid currency
Euro
Ecu de plomb
Pommes de terre.
graved laks
Lakme
caprolactam
lactation
bosoms ;)
Abraham
(which reminds me the old joke...)
ventriloquy
gottle of geer
Abaham fragt B-braham: kann ich mal dein Zebra ham?
fluspeak
newspeak
pravda
prada ;)
pride
fall
autumn
Vivaldi
dachshund
(that one I don't get)
---
Schnitzel
Vivaldi sounds like 'wie Waldi' (=like/as Waldi). Waldi is THE cliche name for a Dackel (dachshund) over here.
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Wiener
Berliner
Hamburger
Royale with cheese.
königlicher Käse?
Chilean package
Pinochetean postage
Mussolini Post
Mao Mail
Mohammed
Mountain
Dew
Dawn
Breaking
....goes into dark corner in shame for posting that... :-*
corny
corn-fed
patè
Corn Palace
[edit] oops! how about: [/edit]
passé
Pathé
movie
cinephile
bibliophile
bookworm
sexy librarian
spectacled cobra
Lying Ass Bitch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkee7nC0A3M)
mental and fundamental
locked closet
cabinet
stock & inventory
lock stock and barrel
cracker barrel
cake roll
egg roll
Eiertanz
Tanzania
Lake Victoria
Vittoria
Espresso
pressurized coffee
caffeinated
secret ingredient
formula
baby food
baby back ribs
cannibalism
baby soup :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
baby oil
(http://ikoupon.com/images/p_40_Baby-Oil_45.jpg)
http://ikoupon.com/images/p_40_Baby-Oil_45.jpg
fresh grounded
coffee, pepper and F-22
At-choooo!
At-At
Imperial Guard
Praetorians
Cape town
Planet of hats
Hollywood Planet
red desert
Red Dead Redemption
Redneck rampage
soulless south
ghost in the machine
gremlin
Kremlin
Red Square
White Hipster
plastic straw
Sarah Palin
http://www.google.de/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworldnews%2Fsarah-palin%2F7594844%2FSarah-Palins-flexible-straw-demand-makes-her-a-classic-diva.html&ei=p-65T7ygCLDU4QT0j5imCg&usg=AFQjCNGCrCocITIMlXfQCrcTtq7tAPfO7g&sig2=yd_RFw0i700n8Us1_4RIDA
narcissist sociopath
God (OT)
Spirit
booze
delirium tremens
tremendous thirst
diabetes
diacaustic
diazepam
pervitin
military
riding
red
sisterhood
stick
order of the...
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html
Order in the court!
suppression
Here one of the guinea-pigs cheered, and was immediately suppressed by the officers of the court. (As that is rather a hard word, I will just explain to you how it was done. They had a large canvas bag, which tied up at the mouth with strings: into this they slipped the guinea-pig, head first, and then sat upon it.)
'I'm glad I've seen that done,' thought Alice. 'I've so often read in the newspapers, at the end of trials, "There was some attempts at applause, which was immediately suppressed by the officers of the court," and I never understood what it meant till now.'
subtraction
undermining
top mountain removal
landscape equalizing
Sea change.
storm surge
global warming
heated debate
Hard heads
thick
Long.
Huey
Hamster (http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Hamster_Huey_and_the_Gooey_Kablooie)
Basil Fawlty
Guy Fawkes
potassium nitrate
boom!
mike
Ike
Ikea
Björkea (http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/120516)
börk börk börk
Chef!
l'enfance d'un
L'enfant et les Sortilèges (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27enfant_et_les_sortileges)
A rake's progress
Neo-Classical
Fascist architecture (also very popular in the US)
New Rome
Byzantine
complicated explanation
P2C2E
PABA
lotion
saliva
ptyalin
amygdala
palate
uvula
vul...ture
venture
denture
bits and bytes
storage
steerage
of age
sex-ready
Chromosome
chromophore
semaphore
telegraph
torygraph
his-tory
Tori Amos
toreador
Carmen.
Miranda Rights
Pico della Mirandola
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
vulgarian
Sofia
Hagia
Pontif
plaintiff
(and again...)
J'accuse
Jaques Ouze
infection
inflection
acting
Lord Acton
Akhenaten
Amarna
Amanda
Terkel
Studs
stag movies
patronus
cartridge
magazine
illustrated
funnies
furries
diesel sweeties
etherism
ethernet
cable
satellite TV
GPS
cruise missile
missile cruiser
Tom Cruise.
pseudoscienceontology
on to logic
Reneé des Cartes
carte blanche
Kate Blanchett
Blanche DuBois
cheap California
Mexifornian
Tex Mex
teletype
Marconi
maccaroni
Macintosh
raincoat
[better] safe than sorry
contraceptives
contra-natura
natural
nurture
nutella
hazelnut
Hazel
Shirley Booth
Don't call me....
We'll call you.
Hasta la Vista
T-800.
T34
TR7
Golf GTI
rabbit
rarebit
wolf-steak
bacon of bear
unbearable
bare arms
wedding dress
wet shirt
cold
hold
pause
applause
love
glove
rod
lightning
McQueen
Steve
Stephen
Moody
Blues
jeans
Jean
Simmons
Beautyrest
botox intoxication
unnecessary surgery
beautilation
temptation
forbidden fruit
fig
palmtree
oasis
nirvana
Kurt Cobain
Cuba
Gooding
dogooder
socialist
socialite
Jackie O
socialist!! :mrgreen:
socius
Petrus
papist
papitas (potato chips)
crunchy
Nestlè
Big Food
foot & mouth
swine flu
bird sneeze
red cock
shuttlecock
cocked pistol
phallic compensation
cellphone
ringtone
round (if you lose you cellphone it will never be found)
robin
woodpecker
woody
Allen
van Allen belt
plasma
screen
silk
moth
fire
volcano
cake
tart
************* (deleted by censors)
Very well,
rhubarb
Turkish drum
Turks & Caicos Rum
calico
union jack
confederacy Jackson
Samuel L.
Samael the Desolate (Seed of Destruction)
Azrael
cat (cf. the smurfs)
bat
chiroptera
aptera
Abdera (the proverbial city of fools in classical Greece)
Abracadabra.
Hokuspokus
Abracadabra
Abracadabra... wait...
Glaedr
glider
tank
Mathilda
Annie
gun
gum
arabic
coffee
cafe
Olé
toreaux
Henry David
anarchism
syndicalist
terr(or)ist
terror pods
Pod People
(I've only seen the MST3K version)
Pol Pot
Zyklon B
crematory
cream
strawberries
raspberries
pointed stick
pig's head
donkey cavity
GOPher
gooflologist
duplo
Lego
sage
brush
bush
shub
shun
cold shoulder
icy hot
cold fever
yellow and hot
sodium flame
Na, it burns.
The Heat!! :mrgreen:
The Fuzz!
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun the Sheep
Gromit
mute
remote
control (how expectable)
freak
accident
waiting to happen
ambulance chaser
Chevy Chase
Glenn Close
chastity belt
(sorry)
reverse Bible Belt
teen pregnancy
children's children
grandson
posterity
poster
forum
theater
stage
contagion
infection
affected
affliction
malady
milady
Three Musketeers
Milky Way
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
DON'T PANIC!
large, friendly letters
font size
Michigan
vaginagate
vulval vestibule
pearly gates
St.Peter
Санкт-Петербург
Leningrad.
Wolgograd
(as an aside: I would have voted for Petrograd when the decision came up after the end of the Soviet Union).
(saints are so unreliable nowadays... ;))
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dead stop
shotgun
Aerosmith
flying forge
Sky Captain
Dex
Lex
lex retro non agit
nulla poena sine lege
shame
shaman
yage
yatagan
Yucatán
Yucca
tarantula
Kevin Durant
Henri Dunant
Red Crescent
Red Dawn
Иван Драго
Ива́н Четвёртый Васи́льевич Гро́зный
Михаи́л Ива́нович Гли́нка
Руслан и Людмила
Алекса́ндр Яросла́вич Не́вский
Сергей Михайлович Эйзенштейн
Броненосец «Потёмкин»
Григо́рий Алекса́ндрович Потёмкин-Таври́ческий
Екатерина Алексеевна
(or Sophie Friederike Auguste if you so prefer ;))
Екатериноградская
I know forgotten towns in Colombia with a larger population.
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Екатеринбу́рг
That one was my original choice when I could not find a spelled out cyrillic Jekaterinograd
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Свердловск
Севасто́поль
Черноморский Флот
Red October.
Have we gone Ruskie, here?
Worse: Союз Советских Социалистических Республик
казаки́
Запорожцы пишут письмо турецкому султану (http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%97%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B6%D1%86%D1%8B_%28%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0%29)
Социалистический реализм
Emergency. Everybody to get from street.
Bitterfelder Weg (http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%84%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B4%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9_%D0%BF%D1%83%D1%82%D1%8C)
Пропаганда/Propaganda
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Sorry Swato, there was an error while I was posting and upon retrying the forum created a new thread. You can repost in the real one now.
Big Lie Technique
Ad nauseam
scopolamin(e)
date rape
oil palm
Bio-Diesel
jetropha
allotrope
modification
tailor
tinker
bell
candle
wick
bailiwick
Bali
dancer
exotic
Birds!
Carnival des animaux
Danse macabre
Russian sailor dance (that was on the flipside of the old disc record containing the former)
(back to)
Sevastopol
St.Sebastian
Saint Cuthbert
Iain Cuthbertson
Stephen Colbert
Colbertism (Louis XIV)
protectionism
tariff
trade
war
hammer
dulcimer
Pommer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pommer)
(Ya gotta love the bassoon.)
Pommade
oily hair
Afro Sheen
Afro Samurai
Samuel L.
Samael the Desolate
Ishmael
Call me
Al
Ybi
Ir
Os
ostentatious
ostracism
oysters
unicorns
narwhal (BTW the only connection I can make between an oyster and an unicorn).
walrus
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The connection is: Unicorn (invisible, pink) and Oyster (purple, of Doom, evil opponent of the former)
Beatles
beagles
Darwin
finches & barnacles
odd pets
tarantulas
Spiderman
arachnanthropy
dystrophy
emaciation
consumption
profligacy
profits
antifts
antics
attic
skeletons in the closet
bone box
relic
psychedelic
(the) doors
The Hollies
hollow
sleepy
angry
furious
fruity
rotgut
yogurt
Yoda
X-wing
X axis
controller
comptroller of the navy
mutant
mute ant
fallout
shelter
Sheldon
Addelson
Mendelssohn
Herr Moses in Berlin
parting the Spree
river running up the hill
upstream swimming
living fish
pond
newton
fig
Arabella
Isabel de Aragón
isabelline (there is a quite unsavoury story behind that)
Maybelline (Why caint you be true?)
true or fact?
Richard the Turd
Turkmenistan
Saparmurat Niyazov
Timur Bekmambetov
Mr.Betonkopf
Krupp Industries
Bohlen & Reibach
Bausch & Lomb
H&M and C&A
S&M
yin & yang
pong
Space Invaders
Alien
Ilene
Irene
Peace
Guy
de Maupassant
García Márquez
Maquis
Cardassians
Circassians
cicadas
Seven Sleepers Day
fluffy sleepers
pink agent
Agent Orange
John Boehner
votes for sale
lucrocracy
parasites
starched collar
potato ring
onion rings
shrimp
shrink
tiny
tinny
iron-y
:irony: !
iron skillet
tripod
peep
Pepys
Pep boys
prep-school
fraternity
drunken rear-entries
painful mornings
mourning has broken
damaged orbit
Incoming!!!
BOOM!
kettle drum
black pot
schwarzer Afghane
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Albert Einstein
Ich bin eine Mischung, die ist ziemlich lecker
Aus Albert Einstein und Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So weit, so gut, doch das Dumme ist nur
Ich hab Schwarzeneggers Hirn und von Einstein die Figur.
dice
Rubicon
Rubylove (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_QO-SFQEF8)
Andrej Rubljov
Anatoly Solonitsyn
Anatol France
Antonov
Ilyushin
Sukhoi
Seeker
legend
explanation
forgiveness
salvation
army
militia
guns
smoking gnu
gnome
sundial
wabe
bees
bumble
O.Twist
M. Night Shyamalan
Shaman in the Night
conjure
thaumaturgy
trauma center
neck
red
rampage
battle ram
gate-crasher
Dr. Crusher
shaker promotion
Milkshake
timekeeper cinnabar
cinnabon
in-a-bun
cheeky buns
bunny cheeks
freckles
The Fraggles
The Bugaloos (http://www.spike.com/video-clips/44x6ky/the-bugaloos-the-complete-series-theme-song)
Kif Kroker
Davy Crockett
Lawn Crocket
Jardinain
Jordania
Germania
germane
mundane
Mondo cannibale
big pot
small line
first role
second base
active volcanoes
boiling kettle
whistle
hooter
owl
Óltheresmál
Alter ego
Old I
New Old
Old Bailey
coffee cream
cafe olé
oleoresin
oilseed
rapeseed
abortion
eject
parachute
paralegal
bookworm
paper pusher
press worker
bench press
hard pressed
diamond
fullerene
nano
nanoo nanoo
Nanook of the North
nooks & crannies
freeclimbing
free fall
Zero-G
inertial dampening
damp mopping
Moppy the Poolomaniac
Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail
Robbi, Tobbi und das Fliewatüüt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbi,_Tobbi_und_das_Fliewat%C3%BC%C3%BCt)
Der fliegende Holländer
Der schwimmende Edamer
Of Cheese and it's Properties
37 uses for a dead sheep
sheepish love
Hand of the Almighty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw1TGpUElb4)
Mighty Mouse
The Mousy Wurstlitzer
The Mega-Howitzer
Big Bertha
caliber
caliper
Caliph
Baghdad
Iran.
you walked
they would've
subjunctive
subjective
objectification
sex
siven
se7en
after ate
*burp*
scuzi
Twurp's Peerage
twerp
twit
twisted
twister
The Xmas Tree Twist
Twisting in the Wind
vane
Ex-sanguination.
Red Cross
Green Crescent
Blue Shield
expensive insurance
exploitation
Mexploitation
Mexican plantation
Plantains
Plantagenet
Planet X
Duck Dodgers
pigs in space
Honeydew
Honey don't
shutup
ferme la
cherchez la femme
airport pat down
molestation at work
vexed
hexed
bewitched
lumbago
icy hot
freezer burn
hiker protection
hitching racket
Low sound.
subsonic
church of the sub-genius
evangelical idiot
theobore
Theodore
Arthur Philip Deodat
deodorant
foot
soldier
solder
weld
Tuesday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001839/)
Blue Monday
Blue Velvet.
blue suede shoes
Jailhouse Rock.
Schoolhouse Rock
Rock the Vote
on the rocks
cliff
notes
Post-It
going postal
Uwe Boll
Far Cry
The Far Side
on his side
side of the angels
the fallen
leaves
fronds
fond
fondant
fondue
raclette
Radcliffe
Aldis Lamp (do you see the connection :mrgreen:?*)
*yes, there is one (and ifyou know it, you also know that I am slightly off)
Pavlov's Dog
(Swato dwarling, I always knew you were slightly off! ;) )
slightly? :mrgreen:
Hint: something do do with a reptilian airborne entertainment
-------
acquired reflex
I thought pterosaurs mated on the ground...
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gag reflex
talkshow
hot air
hairdryer
Martian head
Marvin
Hamlisch
hammy Hamlet
fishing hamlet
fish-slapping dance
Lew Zealand
Lewd Islands
Sin-cinnati
Sin City
Rome
palatinate
Liselotte von der Pfalz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Charlotte,_Princess_Palatine)
Lancelot
Sir DanceALot
spamalot
Pythonesque
constrictive feather boa
French Tickler.
adult entertainment
Sex & The City
chick flick
Chik-fil-A
hummerphobe
hummingbird
bumblebee
Scheherazade
Rimsky (OK, that should have between your's and mine)
Chomsky
chop suey
clean shop
soap seller
Fuller Brush Man
toothbrush mustache
Legs like toothpicks
living skeleton
Twiggy
Piggy
Iggy Pop
exploding hedgehog
sonic
boom
afterburner
soot filter
activated charcoal
short circuit
blowout
oil pest
spill
anchor
Angkor Wat
One Big Rat
boxing kangaroo
Skipping spiders.
camel spiders
Bitten Toes.
two bit
artiodactyl
pterodactyl
bat
cricket
grasshopper
Kung Fu
Wuxia
Jet Li
jet ski
sky jump
paratrooper
metarider
Paperback writer
Lovely Rita Meter Maid
American made
The Union Label
Noname confederation
Axis ov Skwirrel!
You're dethpickable!
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
saw-rhee...
You know, this makes me mad
I'm vexed
taser
Teaser and the Firecat
weasel and the firehose
Jet propelled yugo
Tito on Titan
Pinochet in Space!
Pinochle with spades
Lie Pinocchio!
Ridi, Pagliaccio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp3Vi1CspgE)
Opera murder
Lon Chaney senior
Sr Loon
bearded joke
looking for Santa
Escape Claus
fine print
callitypy
callous
corpus callosum
convulsions
cramps
bananas (which reminds me that I have to buy some or risk having some ^ )
I bought some today, although my cramps are successfully treated with Mg
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bent fruit
why use pills if you can use fruit? 8)
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fruitful effort
Bananas are for K not Mg.
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go forth and multiply (>&*)
If fruit K can do it why take Mg in pill form? Obviously if you need Mg and the amount in bananas isn't enough you can eat cashews, lentils, almonds, dark chocolate...
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best wishes
I simply find that the MgCO3 pills (1 per day) are effective. Food with high phosphate content (i.e. softdrinks) diminishes the effect though, so that may require a second dose.
Last and it's low on calories Post
Wrong thread!! :P
Fruit may have calories but it also has fiber which delays fructose absorption. Don't get me wrong I take supplements (omega 3, garlic, vitamin D, resveratrol) is just that I eat bananas to avoid cramps and it has worked well so far.
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caloric
Bear patrol? ;)
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thermic
karmic
ceramic
pottery
barn rule
mule
ass
The Law
imaginary line
the great equator
The Great Dictator
Hail Hynkel
Hinky Dinky Parlez Vous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfvrrSOkJ3o)
Tipperary
MoneyPenny
Henny Penny
chickenfeed
chickensh!t
green dung
alien privy
privy council
llama council
spitting contest
politics as usual
banality of evil
evil banana
rotten fruit
pelting
pelt and melt
burned skin
Unguentine
Argentine
silver
River Plate
Flow blue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_blue)
willow pattern
whomping willow
whoopie cushion
whoopie pie
national cookie
pastry shield
pasties
:blush:
shells
grenades
Grenada
grenadines
Turks & Caicos
Ottomans
puffs
smoke
vapour
ectoplasm
pleonasm
organism
organization
pattern
sewing
Frankenstein
monster
suit
psychopath
psychopompos
lagomorph
Little Bunny Foo Foo
little balls
pocket billiard
Pocket Fisherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IbVkQcfxc)
compact rod
compact disc
Compact car
rolling midget
rolling in the hay
youthful fornication
Young love
star crossed
Jews for Jesus
messianic
psychotic
Ed Balls
8 ball
Daniel Clowes
Tom Waits
sheep thief
shepherd pie
rural cannibalism
wickermen
wild hares
March Hare
Mad Hatter
treacle tart
trickle down affection
Keep on Truckin'.
plot hole
continuity
continuo
ad infinitum
ad nauseum
emetive
emeritis
professor emeritus
lego
denmark
(back to) Hamlet
backwoods village
Black Adder
green mamba
water moccasin
rubber slippers
banana peel
condom (sorry, could not resist)
(understandable)
prophylactic
better praevenire than praeveniri
look who's coming...
Alan Cumming
big engine
fighter plane
red baron
Snoopy
Colbert
Louis XIV.
Louis Vuitton
buttons
Benjamin
final son
Seventh Son
half way to wizardry
(you mean) Sourcery
No, that's even one step further:
wizard: seventh son of a seventh son
sourcerer: seventh son of a seventh son of a seventh son
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Coin
currency
turbulence
stormy
night
dark
star
stair
Ali
Alli
um sativum
vampire
umpire
empire
ampere
Coulomb
charge
brigade
brigand
---
Btw, it is untrue that the Charge of the Light Brigade was originally about greedy electricians
Charlot
harlot
escort
convoy
indians
tipi
tap
dance
revolution
rpm
speed
velocity
Newton
Helmut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Newton)
Kohl
cabbage in, cabbage out
boiled veggies
Mrs.Scorbic
vitamin C
catarrh
sitar
suttee
sauteed
stewed
Stewie
Snowy
Leopard
leprosy
hypocrisy
hypertony
catatonic
BSOD
catastrophic failure
:-\ The Washington Nationals baseball team! :'(
Charlie Brown
Xtian proselytism
hostile soul takeover
indulgences
Tetzel
pretzel
vagus nerve
Vargas girl
Würgassen
Bavaria
barbarians
Huns
Hans
Holbein
hollow leg
peg
mumblety
foot in mouth
picornavirus
corna
cornucopia
Hunger Games
panem et circenses
circences sine panem
That would be sine pane (Abl. not Akk.)
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circular pane
sorry, never took latin (and that way sounds plain Italian*) :P
*technically it would be circhi senza pane, but circenses would sound like the circus workers had no bread even if not accurate.
--
revolving door
revolver magazine
volver
volute krater
Olympus Mons
mons veneris
Eanna temple
Zikkurat
Sauerkraut
freedom cabbage
Freedom Pass (http://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/services/freedompass/)
fendom I mean, fandom
femidom
Hemi
sphere
cube
Menger sponge
menage a trois
menagery
husbandry
breeding
pregnant
gravid
grave
serious
Sirius
Dog Star
Scooby Doo
shoobidoobidooh
Strangers in the Night...
Exchanging glances
laser duel
light-sabre
tiger
ESSO
BP Russia merger
(back to) empire
umpire
vampire (thread running backwards :o)
van
SUV
gas guzzler
fighter jet
Speedy Gonzales
Gonzo
journalism
extinction
mass
inertia
spring
loaded
Croesus
creosote
Serif of Al-Kali
Al Sharif
Masar
MASER
a-maze-ing
lab rat
lab coat
white supremacist
KKK
Jaguar XK
Ocelot pp
Park and Ride
TGV
HS2
H2S
H2G2
Marvin
Gaye
gaydar
Magyar
Hungary
Hungarian Goulash
incinerated zombies (ghoul ash)
Alien
Loving the Alien (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65EJCzqOzdc)
Infatuation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VaazQfxGso)
Fascination
fascism
Republicanism (you saw that one coming)
publicani (tax farmers)
coati mundi
close shave
near miss
almost virginal
Fighting for peace
no,you won't get the canonical answer :mrgreen:
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frightened of grease
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 27, 2012, 03:44:54 PM
almost virginal
Not too long ago I was in Bogota in an area with nice bars/nightlife and while walking out of one with friends we were peddled by an 'interesting' character claiming that the ladies in a particular locale were 'almost virgin' (in case you live under a rock, prostitution is legal in Colombia). I won't elaborate on the following discussion, just to say that I heard that one before. ::) :-X
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cleaning cook
Hymen restoration is a rapidly growing market not just in religious conservative countries. Even some married couples are interested (some are even recurrent customers).
And of course there are numerous kits available to create a believable effect without surgery
It's still a topic of debate, whether the perpetually restored virginity of the houries in the Muslim paradise is actually a nasty practical joke played on the martyrs. :mrgreen:
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cleaning someone's clock
Apparently restoration is big business in some Muslim countries. Saw it on TV.
crock of gold
I imagine rape@home is as prevalent in muslim countries as everywhere else, so it would make perfect sense considering the social cost in said countries, although it really sounds like adding insult to injury to the women in question. >:(
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crockpot
As I said, a growth business but not only in Muslim (or hyper-catholic) countries. In Western countries it has become a lifestyle choice.
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cock'n'bull
Not necessarily rape. Useful for hiding previous relationships, and often used specifically for the marriage occasion.
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red lion
More like 'all of the above' kinds of reasons.
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dandelion
goatfoot
Spanish Fly
Afro dye sack
Afro Circus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc373zklr8U&feature=relmfu)
Gladiolators
gladioli
snapdragons
obedient plant
obsolescent plant
US automobile factory?
Tin Lizzy
Lizzie Borden
40 whacks
39 steps
FiveThirtyEight
Nate!
silver
Long John!!! :yar:
warm underpants
Warm Leatherette
Barbarians'R'Us
invasion installments
siege tower
The Tower that Ate People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTQDS8dA6YE)
<Thid video is not available in your country>
the kite-eating tree (Peanuts)
TV People
(This is in reference to that horror movie in which the kid is grabbed and swallowed by a tree. What was the name of that one?)
Isn't that a sub-genre of its own? ;)
celebrities
(It was Poltergeist!)
Talking Heads
Google yields some extra results
hollow body radiation
Barbie doll
Aqua
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhur13_aqua-barbie-girl_music
(Not available in my stinkin' country!)
Astro
Boy
The original video (not adulterated) seems not to be on youtbe anymore
Here is version with just the lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA9ouP2wFPs
Girl
grill
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 29, 2012, 06:16:06 PM
The original video (not adulterated) seems not to be on youtbe anymore
It is there, but won't play in the UK
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 29, 2012, 06:16:06 PM
Here is version with just the lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA9ouP2wFPs
Love it.
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fish
so long
thanks
memories
Cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPcf67Vyri0)
cradle
bier
life
organism
organization
hierarchy
privilege
privy league
chlorox
chloroquine
malaria
aria at the Met
diva
Godiva
white
while
time
Kronos
Goya
Goyim
lahaim
Laban
liebe
crystal
lead
follow
Following
Moonies
True parents
Foster parents
Sir Norman Foster
Norman Vincent Peale
sunburnt Price?
Johnathan
John of Athens
THIS
IS
SPAAAAARTAAAAA!!!!
Hollywoodism
euphemism
euphonium
Efrosinia (http://farmacon.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-13-10h07m24s202.png?w=468&h=351)
bearskin
rug
carpet
bombing
marshmallow
donut
dunkin'
dunnikin diver
drunk driver
DUI
DOD
Mil.Ind.Com.
MilSpec
Phil Spector
Arlen
Texas
Deep in the heart of...
The Tell-Tale Heart
Poe's Law
Murphy's Law
Murph and Smurf
morphing
morphine (OK, that was an obvious one)
sleep
walking
fulling (German: Walken)
Christopher
Cucuphatus
peanuts (cacahuates)
Charles M.Schulz
Sgt. Schultz (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6049/johnbanner34hc.jpg)
La Cage aux Folles
parrots
psittacosis
House
Senate
Congress
intercourse
...the penguin!
gay
randy
horny
bullish
Bully!
G(rand) T(heft) A(uto)
GTI (VW Golf)
smokescreen
camouflage
holly
ivy
toothache
Blutrache
bluetooth
Harald I.
bayeux tapestry
Mora (Bastard Willy's ship)
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Totoro
(I love that movie!)
Studio Ghibli
Cat Bus
wienermobile
Hot rod!
MOX
NOX
John Knox
Geneva
raclette
Radcliff
Cesar Cui
Caesar Salad
Caesarean
Rosarian
Rosicrucian
Crucial Taunt
(It took me way too long to figure out that this was a takeoff on the band Minor Threat, especially since I knew members of Minor Threat. ::) )
Guy de Lombard (do you get the connection? ;))
Guy Lombardo
(Sacred Quest?)
Lombard rate (you miserable English kniggets)
inflation
obesity
morbid
(...now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.)
prawn
arthropods
exoskeleton
diglator
digitizer
abacus
calculator
statistician
liar ;)
a good one
diplomat
laundromat
Mein wunderbarer Waschsalon
The Magnificent Seven
Shichinin no Samurai
Dreams
Village of the Waterwheels (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2139/bscap0002dj8.jpg)
The Shire
Big Fray
brawl
bowl
cereal
ethereal
surreal
Magritte
Maigret
Lighthousekeeper assistant
up and down the stairs
Jenny Lauder
thump!
Thud!
Superwoman
wonderbra
lies damn lies
Disraeli/Twain
gears
redemption
ransom
Samson
Simpson
OJ
oy, gevalt!
1st September 1939
Lily Tomlin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Tomlin)
I love Lucy
LSD
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Space Elevator
carbon nanotubes
tear-length
pear shaped
baroque
rococo
cocotte
(isn't rococo cocotte a nice term?)
Coquette
croquettes
tapas
topaz
ribbon
pink and yellow
speed racer
heaven's gate
The Ninth Gate
The Nth Degree
academic title inflation
under-inflated tires
monster truck
Gojira SUV
drunken lizard
barbecued iguana
shelf-immolation
gonzo
journalism
yellow
cow-heart
Adso de Melk
Tertius equi
Finland
Kalevala
Kabbala
Madonna
La donna e mobile
Schokocrossies (they used the tune in the ads)
Milka Triolade
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 10:05:52 PM
Tertius equi
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2012, 11:24:10 PM
Finland
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 02:15:01 AM
Schokocrossies (they used the tune in the ads)
I didn't know explanations were allowed. I thought the excitement was generated by working out how on earth did you get to that.....?......... although I think in the original game, challenges were allowed.
So, Tertius equi -- Finland.
I know a family where each child has a numeric name. the third being Tertius. Their next-door neighbour was Finish.
well of course you can't prove I am wrong ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Le Petit Trianon
Getting up for the 'ping'
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We had an explanatory thread for this one but it seems to have gone to sleep long ago
tracert
---
Was it or for some other thread?
Explicitly for this one.
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bankert
bank card
(As I recall, you could explain things if they were too personal/obscure for others to understand.)
treasure
---
like the time I used a credit card to open a door and and I found.... :mrgreen:
Zork
Zorg (Jean Baptiste Emmanuel...)
Zerg Rush
Zardoz
Zorbas the Greek
Absorbine Junior
Ascorbic Acid
Amino Acid
proto-inn
Holiday Inn
outdoor recreation
roundabout
gyratory traffic
underpass
tunnel vision
telescope
Galilei the Plagiarizer
pious pyre
Auto da Fe
Morgan le Fay
Orkney Islands
Orkney Springs
Indian Summer
Monsoon
Penang
poontang
pontoon
curb
stomp
Bristol
Piper
pied
candied
orange
Agent
I was going to say clockwork...
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liar
rail
gun
gnu
gnome
Zürich
Mitt Zomney
Zombiebot
blood fest
bloodsport
gladiator
Gloster (https://forum.worldofwarplanes.com/public/style_emoticons/default/Smile_glasses.gif)
Meteor
asteroid
Pac man
Super PAC
Colbert
Louis XIV.
(we've been here before)
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Marie Antoinette
Maria Theresia
Martha Focker.
Meet the Fockers
Fokker
von Richthofen
von Münchhausen
bootstraps
laptop
lapdance
polka
polonaise
mayonaise
Baleares
Azores
velvet
underground
railroad
steel
magnolias
sunflowers
opium
religion of the people
masses
weights
Measures.
inch worm
marigold
gloves
(http://www.marigoldgloves.com/)
mittens
mice
blind
Lemon Pledge (http://www.blues.james-creative.com/)
used car salesman
Reagan
Airport
insecurity
teen
twen
twentysomething
subthirties
subzero
Kelvin
Kevin
Tracy
Dick
@$$
behind
caboose
cahoots
conspiracy
respirator
pump
gun
sex
gender
gentrification
Antimacassar
The Mikado
Land des Lächelns
Lalande de Pomerol
Pomade
cream
cow
pat
the bunny
rain. Yes, I know, but I'm associating everything with rain at the moment. :mrgreen:
Reaganwasser
Goldwater
Danzig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwasser)
dancing
Latibær
Laetitia
biology
genetics
evolution
:bees:
rolling out
sleeping in
in the bag
kittens
fluffy
Gabriel Iglesias
Julio
Junio (june)
Marcus Iunius Brutus
Biggus Dickus
Schwanzus Longus
Schwanger
swinger
dangler
flyfisher
wedding tackle!
shackle
Shekel
talent
player
tennis
ping pong
Rive Gauche
gauche configuration
gouache
grisaille
chrysalis
physalis (yum!)
pheasant
peasant
serf
bondgirl
bondage
Gay boys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuvyJKWV2W4)
Gaylord
Zoosmell Pooplord
zoolander
Mankell
Merkel :mrgreen:
Miss Griff
(no relation to Griffin!)
Good Grief!
Bad boisterousness
Bad boys
Miami
beach
Ava Gardner
limo
stretch
Armstrong
Stronginthearm
intern
Asok
Elbonia
Freedonia
Firefly
River
Ray (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNBa5kbYKww)
Oh foo, that was the answer to firefly.
Phoenix
Medal
[of] Honor
chiv-alry
chives
sour cream
sour grapes
vinegar
olive oil
Popeye
exophtalmism (aka Basedow)
ophtalmosaurus
Argus
Argos
Herakles
Hercule Poirot
Miss Marple
Linford Christie
Limklar
Alles klaar.
Bon soir, Herr Kommissar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oJJZ3PPi70
El Ammo Bandito
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110825021245/bioshock/images/9/99/70f08e7fca756bb6f3b4ad6ec88a46a4.png)
One-armed bandit
pianola
payola
crapola
crayola
pencil
lead
lad
lass
mountain thyme
thyroid gland
The Man Who could cheat Death
Seventh Seal
Max Von Sydow
Lars von Trier
death wish
liberterian
sold-out anarchist
Eros
Thanatos (OK, that was obvious)
Bigger than Cheeses
Good Ol' Dracula
shiny vampire
abmormonation
Zomney
Zarquon
Zurg
Zerg Rush
Limbaugh
Limpopo
Popol Vuh
Scrapture
Scrappy Doo
Scooby Doo
Anti-Droopy
Anti Lieberman
Anti-freeze
Hell's radiator
monster truck
crunch time
computing
abacus
abcedarian
grammar nazi
Soup Nazi
wassup!! :P
wassail
wasabi
battery acid (I think we already had that sequence ;))
acid trip
low pH banana
strawberries & cream
decadence
Rome
Byzantium
Constantinople
Minsk
(would you care to explain how you made that association?)
--
Worf
Alien
The obvious answer would be Ripley therefore I'll say:
Prometheus
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 07:13:16 AM
(would you care to explain how you made that association?)
An ancestor on my father's side of the family was Empress of Constantinople and ancestors on my mother's side of the family came from Minsk.
"Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle..."
Frankenstein
Frank N. Furter
Rocky!
road
armadillo
Dime Bar.
peanuts
allergy
histamine
soporific
sheep
abacus
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
abacus
We had that just one or two pages before and I answered with abcedarian
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abracadabra
Morgoth
Visigoth
Thidrek
Trekkie
hitchhiker
sleepbag
tent
city
children
Damned.
sin
Naram
(Naram-Sin is my avatar)
Uruk
Hattusha
(I just came from the Vorderasiatisches Museum where they have lots of stuff from both places)
Mata Hari
Kalahari
Caligari
Caligula
Candida albicans
swift
sure
start
up
Julie Andrews
Fräulein Julie
Lieben Frau
Liebfrauenmilch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebfraumilch)
Blue Nun
St. Pauli Girl
St.Trinian's
St. Francis Academy For Girls
Northern Feminist University (http://www.kun.nl.no/no/om_kun/in_english/) (at Nordfold in Steigen municipality, Northern Norway)
The Female Eunuch
Eunuchen für das Himmelreich (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchen_f%C3%BCr_das_Himmelreich)
Seraphim & Cherubim
Lord of Hosts
bullsh!t
better: server farm
to serve and protect
to plant and frame
herbal art
placebo remedy
credo quia absurdum
Dona eis requiem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY)
masked prince
made-up prick
angry prune
the runs
Marathon
The Keys
Florida
keys
locks
bears
grisly grizzly
Palinism
palindrome
Michael Palin
lumberjack
song
bird
chick
Corea
Huntington (oh that was chorea, wasn't it?)
Post
Last
lost
Weight
wish
well
ailing
ceiling
glass
Le verre d'eau
l'eau de feu
Firebird
oiseau de paradis
Attenborough
David
C.S.S. Hunley
C.S. Lewis
propaganda
communist
purported devil
exorcism
rituale Romanum
crucifixion
public hanging
crossroads
vehmgericht
Wehrmacht
wer macht's?
Wither Canada?
Canada Dry
sherry
raspberry
tarts
pop
music
pleasure
garden
bench
bunch
brunch
champagne
overrated
underrated
rhotazism
Rhoda Morgenstern
Rhonda
valley
dolls
the exorcist
witchfinder general
McCarthy
Eugene
kneel
bow
strings
CHEESE!
Speedy Gonzalez
Top Cat
top hat
Lincoln
logs
lns
Outs
oats
horse
hoarse
dyptheria
mucus
tissue
issue
topic
cream
chrome
Firefox
Samson
bad hair day
alopecia
looking at the mirror
reflection
meditation
hovering
craft
witch
broomstick
boomstick
(cf. Army of Darkness)
mike
huckster
hustler
pool shark
tequila dolphin
swizzle stick
swill and pretzels
beer and skittles
gunman bait
gun moll
c sharp major
Claire de lune
la fume
Defense de fumer
DDT
D&D
DSA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Eye)
DNA
Creek
Up the
wazoo
wapiti zoo
Whoop-de-doo!
do-be-do-be-do
Old Blue-Eyes
Husky
I think the most beautiful dog I ever saw was a slender white and chocolate brown husky with bright blue eyes.
akita
Akira
Tequila!
agave
nectar
ambrosia (OK, that was too easy)
Ambrose
Bierce
bier
Oh dear, I seem to be having an alcohol theme.
funeral (from birth to bier)
procession
CPU
CPR
Heimlich
Himmler
Himmelstoß
Berlin
ursulus
Russia
Kiev
Chicken
road crossing
lollipop lady
chocolate uncle (euphemism for pedophile rapists after their favorite bait)
bling
Swarofsky
Schwartzkopf
Hertel
Hershel
Hershey's
Be'ersheba
Bethlehem
Bedlam
bed on the lam
lamb on bed of rice
altar sacrifice
Isaak
ventriloquy
dummy
dribble
dripping
incontinence
immodium
colophonium
colonic irregation
appendicitis
abdominal scar
laparotomy
archeology
Prince Charles
Lady Di
(Still haven't wrapped my mind around Camilla.)
seat belt ::)
chastity belt
killjoy
To Kill a Mockingbird
Mockinjay
Corkendrill
cork in a bottle
inept opener
tin opener
steel claw
Steel jaw
carcharodon carcharodon
la cucaracha
Dracula in Pakistan
(you'd know, if you'd seen that movie)
Blacula
Blaxploitation
exploitation
hexplorer
hexagon
cube
E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5sXoo0N_0I)
Lost Horizon
Lost Highway
The Lost Boys
Peter Pan
everchild
idiot
self-centered
bellybutton
Omphalos
Ichthyosaur
Nessi
The Black Isle
Tintin et Milou
Tin Pan Alley
dpa
BPA
psi
Actually I was thinking on Bisphenol A...
---
Gangam Style :mrgreen:
Gargantua
Pantagruel
cinq livre
The Seventh Circle
The Ninth Ring
Nazgul
Nuts ghoul
underground
Velvet
steel
string
theory
fact
factoid
Sachzwang
Shazam!
hoc est corpus
hocus pocus
A bra
ca
de bra!
genie
bottle and lamp
Lollapalooza
lollipop
Popsicle
K-Pop
Pop tart
Heidi Montag
Rosenmontag
Das Rosenkavalier
Quote from: Opsa on January 05, 2013, 10:38:53 PM
Das Rosenkavalier
It's 'Der' not 'Das'
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Cavalleria rusticana (peasant cavalry? ;))
Rusty can
cramps (that's the third thread turning to that ;))
salt
(sorry)
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
spawn of the pit
Quatermass and the Pit
Nigel Kneale
Niger ore
yellowcake
Yogi Bear
fakir
faker
illusionist
Prestige
infamy
day
dawning
street
lane
Lois
damsel
distress
signal
semaphore
amphora
urn
sepulchre
heavy metal
iridium
uranium
astronomy
star gazer
moonwatcher (2001 - A Space Odyssey)
Pod Bay Doors
HAL
IBM
dung beetle
a joke we had in college was that IBM meant Inmensa Bola de Mierda (gigantic ball of sh!t)
scarab
Pharaoh
gamble
poker
fireplace
oven
furnace
steel
blade
Zorro
zero
dark
bark
lark
nightingale
sparrow
radar guided missile
heat seekers
moth
hour
radio
silence
rest
eternal
lyre
libra
centaur
lapithes
Iapetus
Amalthea
nymph
maniac
Paranoiac
Polaroid
bipolar syndrome
zen
sex
rush
hour
glass
wine
I never drink...
teetotaler
tea absolutist
abolitionist
ablution
ab/solution
a and ab, de, ex and e, cum and sine, pro and prae
a, ante, bajo, cabe, con, contra, de, desde, en....
Should I now post the 80 prepositions they have in Icelandic? ;)
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grammar
Quote from: SwatoShould I now post the 80 prepositions they have in Icelandic? ;)
Well, maybe another day. :mrgreen:
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grandma
devil (at least in German fairy-tales he is famous for his granny, a quite likable person btw)
Aunt (in Swedish he has an aunt on his mothers side "fan och hans moster" nothing said about her character though)
entourage
imps
brownies
cookies
monsters
The Munsters
Munster cheese
Munsteranian
Pomeranian
seasonally ignorant
Im Winter ist der Pommer
noch dümmer als im Sommer
blighted
Briton
Britanny
Betty
Boob
milk
yoghurt
cultures
biomes
ecosystem
food chain
Mickey D's
Em I See, Kay E Why, Em Oh You Es E
Corporate Property
Property is theft
Work is Love
workoholic
gross*
*there's a series on comedy central...
National Product
European Union
Unhappy family
black flock
as the crow flies
as the world turns
Coriolis force
coriander
absinthium
chartreuse
green
fingers
Mazda
(a Discworld allusion)
Aura
Halo
Corona
XX
duplex
Lego
let go
release
arrow
dart
board
game
jugged hare
hair style
Afro
jewfro
juicy frog
colorful poison
Schweinfurt Green
Camberwick Green
Lady Mondegreen
Earl O' Moray
(they should not be parted)
end moraine
Kettle Moraine
kettle drum
little drummer boy
Herod
slander
libel
dragonfly (German: Libelle)
pterodactyl
dimorphodon
puffin
muffin
blueberry
black currant
deep current
maelstraum
bathtub
Norquist
crazy tool
Rube Goldberg mechanism
Leonardo da Vinci
Francesco di Giorgio Martini
Rowan and Martin (now there's an oldie)
Lady Rowena
Ravenclaw
caltrop (the German term is Krähenfuß = crowfoot)
Calgon
washing machines
Waschmaschinen leben länger mit CALGON (a notorious ad jingle over here when I was a kid)
normal
orthogonal
octagon
polygon
polyrhythm
passacaglia
Camille Paglia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camille_Paglia)
I Pagliacci
I, Fellini
Salò (oh, that was Pasolini not Fellini)
Salome
slime
smile
simile
antonym
antithesis
stutter
Bertie
Claudius
Caesar
Mr. Dog
:D
Droopy
Snoopy
Red Baron
Fokker
Focke-Wulf
Red Riding hood
Schnitzel-on-a-stick
Quidditch
quiche
Lorraine
King Lothar
Mandrake
the Magician
vanish
varnish
truth
trust
thrust
Chicken Run
Chicken Little
falling sky
Skyfall
Thor's hammer
heavy metal
iridium
satellite
Lena
Luna
Lincke
lance
spear
spare
tyre
tyke
tricycle
rikshaw
ricochet
dum-dum
tweedle-dee
looking glass
spyglass
Count Olaf
Ólafur Tryggvason
Gloin son of Groin
Motsognir
Palantir
Palatin (Rome)
gelatin
gelignite
Zelig
zealot
fundie
mental
Ron
Paul or Reagan?
Weasley!
not so mental as a weasel
Dunno about weasels but ferrets are crazy.
bloodthirsty
red wine
persistent stains
Einstein
slippers
Oz
gold
dwarfs
Seven
of Nine
doomed to die
mortal
mortar
fire
ice
fishing
longline
tutu
täterä
tater tots
ground pear
horse apples
dung
beetle
scarab
jade
emperor
penguin
Batman
Superman
Nazi
Hitler
Schtonk!
Shwing!
On the wings of colourful dreams
prayer
preying
predator
raptor
'copter
Sikorsky
Sigourney Weaver
Mutter Courage
(S.W. just visited Berlin and was specially pleased about a performance of this play by Brecht at Brecht's original theatre)
Colonel Mustard
(Cool, Swato!)
Lost (aka mustard gas)
found
foundry
Fountain of Youth
Ponce de Leon
putz
klutz
Clutch Cargo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFnLirXjjto)
Cargo cult
'sound' science
hypersonic
hedgehog
shoe cleaner
Andre
Carre
Carrefour
traffic lights
stop signs
red octagon
Red October
Typhoon
Chimps' Tea Party
Mad hatter in Oz?
Dorothy in Wonderland?
Tin Man
tin ear
tinnitus
Smetana (and Beethoven btw)
forgotten operas
Judith
Elijah
Snoopy
Red Baron
Duke of Rothenburg
Fraulein Rottenmeier
Böckelmeier
Der Struwwelpeter
The little handbook for subverters/subversives
(Handbüchlein für Wühler)
http://img.zvab.com/member/n1013s/40334758.jpg
The Little Red Book
Meow tse Dung
Kitty Box
Hello Kitty
Octopussy
Octomum
optimum
zenith
Progress
Sojus
Sojourner
journeyman
Rocketman
Mars needs Women
Men are from Venus
Hot and Acid
Acid Rock
solid acid catalyst
explosive reaction
emptying via roof (Entleerung über Dach, techical term for run-away chemical reactors that literally blow their lid off)
Champagne
sparkling wine
trademark infringement
plagiarius
syllabus
GCSE's
GDCh
Quidditch
quince jam
quinceañera
quinquecento
cinquecento
5th of May
blossom
broken
arrow
black
Adder
House
of Whipcord
whipped cream
milkshake
frappe
FRAPS
flaps
rudder
udder
stool
pigeon
hole
golf
psychopath
Kingston, Jamaica
(spot the connection! :mrgreen:)
Rasta
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 02:28:12 PM
Kingston, Jamaica
(spot the connection! :mrgreen:)
Any pirate in particular?
---
pasta
No, but the Kingston inn in Sid Meier's Pirates Gold had the name The Psycho Path in one era
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pesto
garlic
vamp ire
scamp
Aladdin
Open Sesame
closed rye
cracked wheat
burnt barley
bakery fire
Pudding Lane
Hershey's highway
Road to Roast
perdition
excommunication
outdated memo
obsolete instructions
out-of-reach platoon
dispersed persons
cast aspersions
miscast spell
soap opera
washboard weeper (that's an older term for the same in the pre-TV era)
trashy novel
Vegetarians forced into carnal pleasure
(literal translation of a German movie title)
cucumbers & sausages
:mrgreen: :o :mrgreen:
amanita phalloides
Amorphophallus titanium
(Saw one of these in bloom, once.)
Clearly a NSFW plant :mrgreen:
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Rafflesia
It smelled funky, too!
Raffia
ruffian
Ruffino
Stiffelio
Fidelio
Castro
barrio (neighborhood)
barricade
(the alternative would have been burro)
concrete
reinforced
preconception
premonition
lightening
thunderous
war
dogs
cats
cads
designers
fashionism
fascism
Benzino Napaloni
Napoleon Dynamite
To Russia with Love
Bond, James Bond
bondslave
shares and bonds
interest
rent
Lola
Blue Angel
(ich bin die fesche Lola/der Liebling der Saison/Ich hab ein Pianola/zu Haus' in mein'm Salon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6gyBThz1fQ
expensive toy
Porsche
BMW
motorcycle
(they were famous for that long before they went into fancy cars)
side-car named desire
Marlon
Perkins
Commander
Cheif
chafe
Brighton Rock
Oh what a lovely war
How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb
precious bodily fluids
Merkwürdigliebe
Riddler
Voldemort
vole
Micro$oft
Winzigweich
Leipzig Bach
cantatamania
well-regulated
hydro dam
Ma'rib
Marabu
Tasty babies
Swift (of course)
retribution
restitution
constitution
class
action lawsuit
Action Jackson
Samuel
Adams
Addams Family
Gorey
(Did you see his 88th birthday tribute on the Google logo today?)
Bookers
TJ
DJ
JD
JP
LP
CD
OCD
AC/DC
inverter
analogue (to) digital converter
interface
Zwischengesicht
gesellschaft
Theodor Geisel
easel
edsel
pinto
Fiat (without lux)
caveat
cavity
search
rescue
helicopter
Parent
patent
disregard
Beauregarde
Baumgartner
horticulture
lettuce
lattice
corset
Corsica
Sardinia
pilchard
orchard
Hamlet's father
Ghost!
Sam
Jack
in the box
outside the box
heterodox
orthodoxy
Byzantium
Istanbul
ist ein Bulle
Don't have a cow!
ostrich more lucrative
Emu futures
Nandupast
Pampa
gaucho
gauche
conformation
reformation
deformation
fatigue
combat
wombat
echidna
colubrid
columbiformes
dovish
dumbish
silly old holy man
senile saint
cranky psychopath
Lustgreis (old lecher; translation does not carry all the connotations)
Aqualung
Jethro Tull
24 hours from Tulsa
53 miles west of Venus
too close to the sun
corona
orange juice
lead iodide
Eric Idle
devil's playthings
devil's dictionary
Bierce
Pierce
smash
Hulk
decomissioned ship
nuclear waste
after the end
apocolypse
colonoscopy
yellow submarine
blue meanies
Sgt. Pepper
Mustard gas
Lost
The Go Between
sandwich
double filling
oreo
oregano
origami
napkin
wunderkind
Mozart (duh!)
Prokofiev
Ivan Grozny
Жизнь за царя
Le roi est mort, vive le roi!
Marie Antoinette
Big Hair
Bad Hair Day
Alice (Dilbert)
Oz
rainbow
flag
iris
Isis
Thames
BBC
barbecue
grill
radiator
pasta
pesto
manifesto
futurist
dystopian
erehwon
careworn
caretaker
steward
Patrick
Saint
Whiskey
soda
pop
cherry
cocktail
hen-pecked
jam session
hep cats
hepatitis
elementary
---
I got hep-A when I was in 3rd grade. :(
My dear Watson
Magnifying glass
ant
anatidae
ducks in a row
kitsch
camp
tent
yurt
yogurt
Jugurtha
Ungué
bloody
hell
heck
spoon
fed (I guess you remembered Phil ;) )
UP!
charm
lucky
luke
skywalker
o crud- i'm such a nerd! ;D
ranch
mayo
Balearic Islands
Bleery eyed.
bloodshot eyes
Red-eye
Stinger
Land-to-air
outer ballistics
orbital mechanics
Newtonian
Einsteinian
relativist
manicheist
catarrh ;)
sitar ;D
My Beautiful Launderette
Lauriette
Olive Leaf
Olive Oyl
Swee' Pea
chicken pox
nest box
Gom Jabbar
Jabba the Hutt
carbonite
carboniferous
deciduous
Desiree
Streetcar
mountainbike
skate board
rollerblades
blade runner
reservoir dogs
dogs of war
Winston Churchill
Winston Smith (1984)
Men in Black
Funeral Directors
The moribund chorus
ex-parrot
short half hour
27 minutes
Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo
Dr.Dolittle
Polynesia
Paul Gauguin (the painter)
white & brown
soiled underwear
nursery humour
humor(al)ism
humerus
scapula
scapular
craptacular
coprotastic
York
Tauroggen
Viggen
vixen
cunning
artificer
feu d'artifice
flintstone
Barney
Franks
sausage
policy (both are things better not seen in the process of making)
interest
usury
bank
bench
mark
border
perimeter
barometer
Baron
Bloody
Nose
noose
lassoo
bola
ebola
Kitum cave
Khartoum
Mahdi
fremen
frenulum
pendulum
pit
Brad
brat
Pack
Wolf
Warg
GWAR! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbnm-0r3suM)
Lordi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
Geordi
The Order
Society (in Spanish they use Company, which is why in school we referred to the order as Jesus & Co :mrgreen:)
Si cum Jesuitis non cum Jesu itis :mrgreen:
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High/Grand
piano
clara-naht (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0_cJzTHZA)
clannagh
Erin go bragh!
Sioni Bod Da
suomi
summa cum laude
very difficult ("suma dificultad" is the following line in a Juan Luis Guerra's merengue)
PTCTE (process too complicated to explain)
Picts
Scots
Great!
Super!
Illu
Илью́шин (Ilyushin)
Mikoyan
Kikkoman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz-mJed_bP0)
Mighty Power Rangers
Transformers
commutator
relay
R'lyeh
Pohnpei
Popeye
Olive Oil
Garlic rolls
vampire repellant
wooden stake
(yeah, more like vampire pesticide, but we'd come from garlic all ready.)
stick of celery
chicken wings
Chicken Run (Aardman)
made up plane
orthogonal vectors
orthodontist
brace
suspender
lumberjack ;)
song
Ming
dynasty
dysentery
destitute
dilapidated
wasted
TBC
THC
ACDC
genome
gnome
KDE
KaDeWe
DWW
Arthur (http://pbskids.org/arthur/friends/dw/)
Buster
--
:)
(He's my favorite! :-* )
Brown
Father
Ted
conference
committee
politburo
gerontocrats
Top Cat
felis superiora
Felix The Cat
Fritz the Cat
Robert Crumb
Donald Duck
Howard the Duck
large egg
dilligrout
dill and kraut
krill
prawn
risk
calculated
first degree murder
give 'em the third degree
burns
Ken
Barbie
Disney Princess
I have two grandaughters..........
The Princess and the Frog
frog legs
chicken wings
Los Pollos Hermanos
(sorry, I've been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately)
[youtube=480,300]VlXz0Xs2328[/youtube]
Herrmann der Cherusker
Baby Herman
Mini-Me
Mighty Mo
Ajax Supermouse
Thomasina Tittlemouse (http://catalog.lambertvillelibrary.org/texts/English/potter/tittlemouse/resources/cover.jpg)
Azrael (http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Azrael)
Josef Suk
Leoš Janáček
Jan Ziska
Benjamin Sisko
Cisco Kid
The Lone Ranger
Radar
M.A.S.H.
potato
tomato
salad
tater
accomplice
evidence
planting
cultivate
agriculture
10000 BC
fertile crescent
mound of Venus
myth of the cave
P. Latton, philosopher
Platoon
Catch 22
home nun
homerun
Homer Simpson
Hot Chilli
pepper
salt
essential
nutrients
Nutria (Myocastor coypus)
rat
mice
lice
nits
comb
coup
croup
croupier
James Bond
Dr.Yes
Dr. No
drone
dirge
Sgian dubh
Stygian dark
Egyptian darkness
sealed tomb
sealed evil in a can
Zyklon B
cyanide
arsenic and old lace
wine, women and song
disaster
Area
surface
tension
stress
viscosity
oil
comet (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21QNZG8P3KL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click-small,TopRight,12,-30_AA300_SH20_OU03_.jpg)
plane
flying machine
steampunk
differential engine
integral warfare
warfarin
Leporino
Leporello
leper
colony
colonial
pith helmet
pinhead
Freaks
quacks
ducks
ducking stool
sample
vial
vital
organ
pipe
wind
F5
Esc
Pab
lo
J
Edgar
vacuum cleaner
salesman
death
7th seal
chess
cheese
reason to live
biodicee
Laodicea
Psalm 151
Heinz 57 sauce
Manchurian Candidate
Hook, Line and Sinker.
Shrek (Bonus Scene)
Nosferatu
Count Notfaroutoe
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Notfaroutoe
Faroe King
Islas Malvinas
Belgrano
that sinking feeling
Davy Jones
The Monkees
monk seals
wax
cabinet
minister
yes
Roundabout
crossing
Mendel
Mendeleev
Fiddler on the Roof
loose tiles
Roman Poet whose name I can't remember but begins with F.
The Innocent Rabbit
(El Conejito Inocente, poem written under a military dictatorship but not the poem, nor the poet survived).
Sam&Max
cinemax
phonograph
His Master's Voice
EMI, emu, emo
The Cure
curator
vita
Sydenham's Chorea
South Korea
Chic Corea
chickpea
Sparkling Diamond
red ruby
ruby slippers
glass shoes
fairy tale
Monkeys paw
footsteps
fairy
I don't believe in...
negativism
nattering nabobs
ungrateful gazillionaires
Gojira
Go, Oxford!
row, row, row your boat
Go Cambridge
Why should I cam that building?
Last and the vikings sacked Oxford Post
Edit: sorry, wrong thread
footlights
Socks
darn
Flanders
Fields
strawberry
jam
Swann
Elisabeth
Victoria
's Secret
service
hooker
hook, line and sinker
catch of the day
Hoth
Hotchkiss
bupkis
squat
cubic
Rubik
Rubicon
Budokan
Sandokan
Wrath of Khan
Kirk
Scotland
Highlands
Loch Lomond
high road
hairpin bend
angels
Archangelsk
Putti
Hairy Potty
fur toilet seat cover?! (http://www.dollysmixtures.com/toiletseat/)
winter sports
ice
intercity express
marathon
Philippides
Phillipines
waterboarding (it was in the Phillipines where the US first applied this 'tool')
skateboarding
skateboard rockers
Butthole Surfers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM)
Anal antics (cf. Meet the Feebles)
topical cream
taxidermy (no ide why that word popped into my head)
creepy pet
white demon cat
Inuyasha
Ilyushin
Antonov
Mrija
mirage
Gripen
grape skin
decadence
chocolate
ebony
ivory
dentin
denim
prison gear
stripes
pyjamas
nightgown
chains
ankles
pain
agony
agora
Angora
Look back in...
;D
The Wayback Machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU8TbLza3qY)
steamroller
steam cleaner
shiny armor
awesome but impractical
practical magic
headology
Wyrd Sisters
cauldron
Bran the Blessed
Brian Blessed (obvious)
Life of Brian (obviously)
evil Romans
decadent Greeks
cadenza
credenza
Tafelaufsatz/Centrepiece
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tafelaufsatz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrepiece
Hairpiece
merkin
nucular
knucklehead
fists
fury
sergeant
btw...I actually had a Sgt. Fury in basic training.
sargent
tangent
tangerine
tangelo
seaweed
sushi
rice
Anne
Sophy
Hagia
Helga
Sex ed
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helga_%E2%80%93_Vom_Werden_des_menschlichen_Lebens
shocking truth
electric facts
Death Magnetic
Sindbad the Sailor
(which brings us back to) Popeye
Seahag
Odysseus
Iliad
ire (of Achilles)
wrath (of the Titans)
shroud
Turin
Zoidberg
anchovies
pilchard
tomato
salad
dressing
blessing
pope
papal
Pakal
jackal
Anubis
Seth
Horus
falcon
F-16
B-52
AK-47
burp gun
bubble gum
crisis
Far Cry
for cryin' out loud
shutup
pie-hole
manhole cover
tighty-whiteys
thirty something
Sanjuro
Kangaroo
Captain
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/HC-3rDWyBYUphfe-Eqj2b605LscbrgROPRyN10IUWaH4yhnrfer82Qnrmy-iWTMQu0-IoexJqQ=w128)
Enterprise
Death Star
Star Crash
James Dean
Elvis Presley
The King is dead
Peace and long life
pinetree on a Northern height
sundog
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Fargo_Sundogs_2_18_09.jpg/250px-Fargo_Sundogs_2_18_09.jpg)
moon rabbit
Fire cat
Oachkatzlschwoaf
(Had to look that up! I do learn alot from that Swato.)
Rat tail
consequences
pregnancy
rife
rifle
trifle
jelly
baby or fish
Frog and Peach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fY-M41FGzI)
The Holly and the Ivy
Buddy Holly
(back to) Elvis
Return to Graceland
Paul Simon
Geord Simon Ohm
meditation
citation
quote
quit
quince
yes but no
thanks, no thanks
polite polity
Polish policy (which is anything but)
Parochial and petty
alliterative tautology
G_d
gaps
blanks
warning shot
shot glass
Bolognesian bottle
tomato sauce
Andy Warhol
Campbell's Soup
Naomi
Watts
Jame
juice
beetle
dung
bell
diving
frogman
frogger
squish
quiche
eggs
noggs
Quark
Joyce
James
Earl
scoundrel
squirrel
Nuts
bolts
blue
no, yellow...aaaarrrgh!
red vs blue
veins and arteries
la sangue...
la speranza
aste spumante
una chiante
Super Tuscan
Tucan
Froot Loops
fruity loons
Fruit of the Loom
underpants
Mormons
abuse
child
sprout
Brussels
Belgian waffles
little grey cells
mind over matter
temptation
talking serpent
feathers
quills
ship
slip
stream
cream
whipped
flogged
flagged
jingoized
jinglefied
Beethoven
Da-da-da-Dummmm!!!
Vogon guard
bureaucrat
red tape
road block
turnpike
highwayman
Casanunda
Cassandra
Laokoon
macaroon
marooned
Castaway
scrap iron
Steptoe and Son
tiptoe through the tulips
Holland
Hollande
Bruni
brownie
iconoscopic imp
Game of Thrones
Intrigantenstadl
psychopath's children
Phelps family
bigots
spigot
George (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/george%20spiggott)
jungle
boogie
boogers
yuck
Yuki
teriyaki
sukiyaki (ok that was again inevitable)
Yakkity Yak
yogi bear
Boo-boo
uh oh
oh, crap! :o
expletive
deleted
critical existence failure
To be, or not to be.
Parmenides
Archimedes
bathtub
rain tub
mosquitos
6 o'clock
rock around the clock
rock garden
Zen garden
Garden of Love
Mountain of Love
mons pubis
Mon Oncle
Bob (or monocle)
ocular
telescopic
spyglass
gold bug (Poe)
tractor
beam
Sean
pirana fish
Swiss cheese!
holes barely holding together
fishing nets
whore work clothes
hot pants
...on fire
politician
liar
scopolamine
scorpion
Uzi
PP-2000
Where are all the phaser guns?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZa3Y1tcKJ4
Phasers set to stun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIGg_0vBZtc)
Dieses Video ist in deinem Land nicht verfügbar.
Shoot! Shoot to kill!
shot shoot
potshot
pot pie
stew (I had almost expected the answer would be Pol Pot)
Stewie
Darth
dearth
thirst
soda
Leblanc
Sauvignon
filet
filled
jam puff
jazzy whorehouse (puff is a common German term for brothel)
dinner & show
pomp, duck and circumstance
Ducksoup
Freedonia
anhedonia
North-Elbonia
mud
cakes
Torten
Legal
shyster
lawyer
bloodsucker
leech
lech
Lem
Trurl & Klapaucius
salad and carpaccio
Don Camillo & Beppone
Kukla, Fran and Ollie
KFC
double-down
hazard
pericolo
piccolo
drill
sergeant
miscreant
misanthrope
cynic
sarcasm
sarcophagus
coffin
Henry
Tudor
stupor
vapor
fart
old
vintage
vineyard
feet
feat
feast
king
lord
Nelson
wrestling
mania
bi-polar
magnet
speaker
sneaker
running
nose
lower horn
Lower F
e sharp
C#
C++
Pascal
wage
slave
bondage
S&M
A&M
AT&T
Satan
Lucy Fair
Luis Cypher
Cruella de Ville
spots
see Spot run
The Fugitive
Dr.Kimble
Doctor Zhivago
Siberia
tundra
taiga
pines
mopes
Mops (pug dog)
Ministery
MiniLove
ice cream
you scream
Mars
Olympus
Hercules
Poirot
detective
defective
inept
The Three Stooges
I'll never Heil again
Glenn Beck
whiner
horse
kingdom
Magic
intercepts
spooks
ghosts
busters
boomers
games
plays
stalls
tailspins
tailgate
boarding pass
border control
fence
good neighbor
siege tower (aka bad neighbour)
ladders
snakes (another inevitable one)
reptiles
raptors
cassowaries
nandus
gallimimus
bird imitator
Papageno
papagallo
Ernest and Julio Gallo
Italian giallo
gelato!
froghurt
fad
bland (German: fade)
soft (Esp: blando)
jelly
bean
counter
soda fountain
bird feeder
chili
relleno
(My fave Mex dish)
rollberg
expatriate
6th column
foreign legion
lost battalion
battleships
helicopter gunship
Hind
golden
idol
idle
thought
throat
cut
share
stake
celery
wings
bat
stump
speech
screech
chalk on blackboard
styrofoam
plastic waste
toxic
poisonous
ivy
hemlock
Socrates
Plato
*ssh*le
censor
Cato
Institute
Asylum
insane
mad
raving
recreational drugs
coffee
olé
del sol*
*'olé' is phonetically the same as 'au lait' but with a completely different meaning (in Spain, the chant used on bull fights). On a similar path, I some time say 'désolé' (sorry in French) to which my son says 'du soleil' (like the famous circus) so now I tell my son 'del sol' (of the sun, the Spanish translation from the French) when I'm sorry.
I took that old 'with milk' joke from Pratchett (to be precise: from Witches Abroad)
costa
Rica
Ricci
Ricardo
Muti
Ornella
Orellana
Oreo
Flash
Gordon
Scotland
Bruce
Wayne
Batman
officer
grunt
trench
coat
frock
priest
cult
Apocalyptica
disaster prawn
accident prone
ascension to the throne
crowned
tooth
nail
hammer (too obvious)
horror
Apocalypse Now
retribution later
Redemption Song
revenge psalm
repent
rebound
reconstruct
narrative
causality
nasal
sinuses
blocked
(actually suffering this today)
prevented
(Nasal allergies here, too.)
prophylaxis
condom
condominium
Florida
Rolf (okay, only understandable to a German audience)
(interestingly enough the name Rolf indeed points me to: )
Germany
Futsches Reich
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091018005955/de.uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Futsches_Reich.png)
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091018005955/de.uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Futsches_Reich.png
Kathy Reichs
catering empire
(I was going to say McD's but that isn't catering by far).
Wedding planner
Wedding Crashers
DUI
IUD!
IED
OED
OECD
USFDC
FDA
FSK
FDR
Abe
GOP
Gob
smack
snack
bite
Mega
Don
Giovanni
Leporello
leper
colony
condo
combo
jazz
standard
flag
banner
strip
tease
malt
beer
ale
tankard
Taggard
Henry Rider Haggard
Hagar the Horrible
Hamlet
Yorick
yuck!
Bleaugh!
Aaaargh!
Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck!
Wagga-Wagga-Wagga!
"...and awayyyyyy we go!"
to the bottle
Kiyo
Kyoto
samurai
ronin
DeNiro
Noir
dames
knights
Templar
Johnsonites
johnsonville
Jonestown
Kool-Aid
opium of the people
Marx
Groucho
Gaucho
llanos
pianos
dropping
cleanup
sponge
coral
reef
reeve
Christopher
Cucuphatus
Olyphaunt
Durindal
zinfandel
Fusel
fusilli
firing squad
execution
estate
red
handbag
at dawn
rapier
thrust
Chicken Run
alternative power
windmills
Holland
Dyke
van
pervert
top-down
trickling down
incontinence
:giggle:
sheets
broad
lady
madonna
fox-glove
digitalis
beta-blocker
experimental barricade
police shields (those funny plastic looking ones)
scutum (that's where those were derived from)
sanctum
inner
linnen
hemp
THC
TLC
LHC (Geneva)
Stickmen!
[youtube=425,350]9Khl0DZh8Yo[/youtube]
Order of the Stick
sticks and stones
Stig of the Dump.
Inspector Dim of the Yard
fading light
dusk
dawn
golden
silence
lambs
mutton
button
press stud
student press
Granta
grenade
molatov cocktail
Cuba Libre
Nacho Libre
flatulence
indigestable
fibres
man-made
artefact
video card
full house
twist and burn
smoldering faggots
instrument destruction
orthodox persecution
(what book burning was for the west, musical instrument burning was for the orthodox East)
inquisition
comfy chair
lampshade time
Kohlenklau & Wattfraß
Watt's frat
pitcher pit
300
Not half of 700.
Cinquecento
Golf GTI
GITMO
Elmo (have you seen TDS?)
Yeti
yogi bear
booboo
excrement
fertilizer
ammonium nitrate
red tide
red sea
manta ray
barracuda
Palin
quit
quo
vadis
Wadi
Wari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wari_Empire)
Baroness Warsi
King in Warsaw
Lithuanian empire
Commonwealth
Massachusetts
Tulsa
Dalton Brothers
Danton
Georg Büchner
Tod und Verklärung
Death and the Maiden
Iron Maiden
Aryan Maiden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4UhJpviVYg
Glue
Rubber
Tree
Life
ELE
phant
phant - a form of fainting where one's arms and legs become detached.
wrong thread
rhinotis
nosology
nozzle velocity
nasal spray
up yer nose
unconventional
ABC Waffen
waffle cone
scone raffle
Tea party
Mad Hatter
OSHA
Osh Kosh B'Gosh
Ram Ban Thankyou Madam
Vietnam
Thailand
Wife
lady
bird
jail
free
for a fee
mercenary
condottiere
Bank
river
reavers
forbidden zone
Forbidden Planet
Id
Ego
mania
zeal
seal
fur
furlough
furlong
short hair
Bubikopf
Schwarzkopf
shampoo
brainwash
deprogramming
reverse engineering
pentere/quinquireme
trireme
tiramisu
sukiyaki
sushi
The Tubes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_QGolK1oJQ)
(A goofy band, but you gotta love the octopod gal.)
Calamari Wrestler
midget wrestler
Zwergenaufstand
Snowhite
A Tale of Terror
"I Dated A Robot"
"I married a communist"
One, Two, Three
The Book of Numbers
Murder by numbers
painting by numbers
cheap art
art discounter
critic
ceratitic
ceramic
karmic
action and reaction
Newton
Fig
Eden
Apple
pie
hole!
(I am immature and always giggle when I hear "Shut yer pie-hole!")
whole
half
moon
sun
Ming
dynasty
line of succession
Line of beauty
beauty spot
spa
whirlpool
Kraken
Harryhausen
Spy
whistleblower
Schupo (policeman)
Klasky Csupo
classic Calypso
paella
bouillabaisse
ratatouille
entrecote
cleavage
detachable straps
Aphrodite
Apples of the Hesperides
Hebredes
Fingal's Cave
Plato's cave
idealism
utterly dead
necromancy/necrosphere
zombie
voters
boaters
Vietnamese
Cambodia
Saloth Sar
Sars (virus)
SAS
Scandinavian training
Viking Academy
Space Cadet Academy
Duck Dodgers in the 231/2 century
Porky Pig
pig at the trough
enemy at the gates
wolf at the door
Der Blitzwolf
blitzkrieg
Sturmtruppen
Strom Thurmond
segregated love-child
Dr. Strangelove
Vera Lynn
Pink Floyd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPfGYnU5Rlw)
Pink
Code
Blethcley Park
Room 40
Room 101
School of the Americas
Torture 101
patriot
chauvi
Chavín
Charivari
Chevalier
Knight
Rook
Roc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roc_%28mythology%29)
Taiwan
Tai Chi
Edinburgh
Wallace
Edgar
Hoover
dust
acari
Askari
frisbee
beheader
Henry VIII
Henry nine till five (that's a film title)
dangerous job
skyscraper window cleaner
hostage witness
money for old rope
cheap lynching
John Grisham
yawn
abyss
ROV
LEM
ING
ratitude
Ratatouille
Full Circle (we had that just recenly)
The Crucible
Witchfinder General
Hogwarts
A-10 Warthog
Su-25
Nicola Six (http://www.amazon.com/London-Fields-Martin-Amis/dp/0679730346)
nymphomania
Opus Pistorum
over the limit
broad as an owl
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 08:52:26 PM
broad as an owl
Like her (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dxnb8uSH0V0/Tr3JlqEO4qI/AAAAAAAAAXk/Xz15aHQNk34/s1600/A0054974.jpg)?
Broad-winged hawk
promiscuous bird of prey
Phoenix
River
Potomac
(Around here we pronounce it pah-TOE-mick.)
Tokamac
Pakamac
(http://www.historyworld.co.uk/content/pakamac.jpg)
History World
PacMan
286
old PC
floppy disk
flappy wings
search lights
flak
anti-aircraft missiles
Rhinedaughter
rain-water
acid rain
phD
BH
bunghole?
nasal cavity
sinus
cosine
cousin
USA
Charleston
Lindy Hop
Lindor chocolates
Lindorm
dormitory
narcolepsy
Narc
Narm
nom
de guerre
de Gaulle
Tour de France
Monsieur Hulot
Marcel Marceau
Mime your own business!
entering a mime field
sapper
mineur
Chile
Pinochet
Pinnochio
Gepetto
Giattopardo
gelato
mars
Snickers
Hackers
Jim
Lord
God
idol
Jade
"Jade Idol" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2km61C_9UiY) is possibly the best song The Stray Cats ever did.
mask
musk
scent
Puffington
Paddington
Bear
down
hypo-allergenic
sterile
eunuch
false security
illusion
fast hands
three card monte
flush
slugs
russian roulette
semi-automatic
half-baked
falafel
Lada
La-de-dah
nutcase
shell
oil
Boeing 767
overgrown
wilderness
battle of
Hastings
don't be hasty
Mr Pastry
cookie monster
Miss Piggy
pigs in space
2001
HAL
IBM (although Clarke swore it was coincidence)
beard
bird
beak
beaker
Erlenmeyer
flask
hip
square
Tiananmen
Heavenly peace
Sleep
perchance
dream
(you knew I was going there!)
nightmare (yes)
Elm Street
(how about that one?)
(too many other options)
Elmer Fudd
Daffy Duck!
You're dethpiccable!
Steve Carell
Rudi Carrell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEOvyDcVas
(Wow, it's like a cross between Mister Rogers and Heino!)
Rudy Vallee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xjNb-nBC8)
Valley of the Dolls
Groovy!
scratch
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 01, 2013, 02:18:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEOvyDcVas
I love the uncomfortable looks of the ladies in the pool.
---
itch
etch
sketch
gig
Glastonbury
chocolate
bunny
Playboy
Mansion
Manson
Marilyn
Marion
Robin
Who Killed Cock Robin?
Bow Bells
bowling pin
pins and needles
The Searchers
Sneakers
tennis shoes
Steffi Graf (she won her first Wimbledon 25 years ago this day)
back stabbing
Dolchstoßlegende
[no] honor in business
confidence trickster
ironic hipster
iconic tryster
James Newhouse ;)
Newman!
Kim
Rudyard Kipling
The Man Who Would Be King
Becket
Dustbins
Cubbie
Annette
German
Titow
Josif
Dream coat
Technicolor
Dolby Stereo
60 minuts
Dan Rather
Brian Williams
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Truthiness
Bizarro World
cube gravity
square dunce
square dance
hootenanny
nincompoop
poop deck
tiller
plough
ox
musk
cologne
4711
7-Up
upmanship
midshipman
Fähnrich zur See
Fanny and Alexander
Victor & Victoria
Albert & Victoria
Ants (cf. Monty Python's Flying Circus for details)
Pants
Hot
House
Doc
What's up...?
Bugs
life
overrated
underfed
starving
emaciated
hopeless
disillusioned
cynic realism
cold, cruel reality
Hobbes
Calvin! ;D
Knox
Gelatin
blasting agent
dynamite
fireman brother
trial by fire
ordeal
web order
logic spider
befuddled scorpion
intoxicated venom donor
drunken aspid
milked aphid
tiny udder
mouse milk
rice pudding
rice paddy
tantrum
kettle drum
bass drum
base tyke
baseline
bottom line
short term
long season
summer solstice
St.Johns day
St Johns Wort
Saint Vitus' Dance
Parkinson's
Peter principle
string
needle
camel
marlboro
soft pack
tetrapak
hard to recycle
nuclear waste
Space 1999
2001 - A Space Odyssey
Space Oddity
LGM-1
LEM
LED
lights
city
munchkin
donut
torus
torreodor
Horridoo!
The Horror!
The Haunting of Hill House
Beatrix Potter
Bellatrix Lestrange
Belladonna
Foxglove
digitalis
beta blocker
H2 blocker
U-bend
Uboat
Orkney
Shetlands
Ponies
Bronies
Bronson
Brunzer
Blitzer
Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Match Girl
Debtor's Jail
Schuldturm
Sturm und Drang
Donner and Blitzen
Polka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMMVmtIWLG0
Mazurka
Marina Mnischek
Karel Čapek
RUR
US Robots
Bender
hangover
overhang
glider
albatross
pterosaur
dactyl
duct tape
hostage
postage
postal
Uwe Boll
boll weevil
maggot
wound
injury
insult
insulation
fiberglass
optics
reflection
shield
green
Lady Mondegreen
Supergreen!
Lantern?
anachronistic
Arachnophobe
Ron
Paul
Damascus
steel
carbon
Dating
preliminaries
finals
potentials
dreams
mares
nags
hags
beauty pageant participant
child abuse
priest
temple
forehead
promontory
islet
telepathic time*
*I just got a flashback from The Island of the Day Before
Howdy Doody Time
wishy-washy
ali-baba
thieve's hideout
Pirate pub!
The Psycho Path (name of an inn in Sid Meier's Pirates Gold!)
psychadelic
Doors
Open
Source
code
cypher
crypto
commie
pinko
panthera
parthenon
pantheon
pantheism
panentheism
enthusiasm
pentecostalism
Costa Rica
Isla Nublar
Nubian
Kushite
Bring me... the soft cushion!
comfy chair
Biggles
antlers
horns
cuckold
Rake's Progress
stepping on a rake
head butt
head count
direct democracy
indirect popcorn (http://books.google.com/books?id=urx9E-rvEtcC&pg=RA1-PA75&lpg=RA1-PA75&dq=indirect+popcorn&source=bl&ots=ZGclBHQqbF&sig=lVlL2ZxruKgKRrNLVlmceOGd1PA&hl=en&sa=X&ei=wULtUdLMFpXH4APps4HoAQ&ved=0CDoQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=indirect%20popcorn&f=false)
flaming maize
Flaming Moe's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LkH-1JiA-E)
la femme flambee
Royal Baby Boy
royal waste
sacred shit
scared shitless
constipation
colonic irrigation
colonoscopy
"This house is clean."
besenrein
Frankenstein
Frau Blücher
Heidi
Montag
Capulet
amulet
talisman
trinket
velvet
glove
kid
Billy
Ikea
Youara
Yulia
Finland
Sibelius
syllabus
syllabub
Beelzebub
devil
Baron Lefuet
Baron's Court
Lord's Cricket Ground
The Ashes
Rory
Storm
Redhair
Redbeard
Ratbert
Dogbert
doggedly
appetite
hunger
strike
lucky
Luke
Skywalker
wall crawler
gecko
Groucho
gaucho
bola
bowling
Columbine
Pagliacco
clown
It
Pennywise
poundfoolish
poundcake
plumpudding
Jack Horner
Howard Shore
Howard's End
au revoir
les infants
Don Carlos
The Mafia
Mob
Scene
mise en
miserere
Lacrimosa
Mimosa
Pachyderm
(There is a German book the title of which translates as 'Mimosas and Pachyderms)
(Phew, thanks for the reference. I never would have gotten it!)
Dumbo
Gertie
dinosaur
dining sore
indigestion?
Eat beans or not eat beans
bean counter
borrowcrat
wheelbarrow
death gardener
Ring Lardner
Richard Wagner
Robert Wagner
Robert le Diable
Double or quits
gambler's quantum ruin
altered states
excitation
exaltation
intoxication
light-headed
lead-footed
club footed
Goebbels
Jingle Bells
reindeers
Lapland
Sami shaman
Sammy Davis Jr.
Yes, that's jazz
Roy Scheider
Schneider, schneid er!
One Day at a Time
hand to mouth
food bank
blood bank
bloodsucking bankers
rhymes with
grime smith
tabloids
yellow press
red iron
cold steel
they don't like it up 'em (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance-Corporal_Jack_Jones)
Danger UXB
sapper
boxing glove
foxglove
gloves off
brawl
donnybrook
jollygog
jelly head
jelly bean
Android
replicant
leisure model
PCR
RUR
which brings us full circle back to Capek :mrgreen:
---
Ruhrgebiet
dolomite
dynamite
Napoleon
Snowball
Snowman
Yeti
Yogi Bear
Fakir
faker
shaker
Copland
police station
bullpen
ballpoint
ball bearing
Male!
(Yok, yok)
species
ET
xenobiologist
xenopology
Xenophanes
Xenophobia
Heliophobia
Donald Duck
Trump
dolt
nuts and bolts
screw
driver
postman
twice
Price
cheap
wine
misery
James Caan
Herman Kahn
liver transplant
*there is a connection, honest
cirrhosis
yellow
press
stud
horse
stable
solid
crystal
mineral
oil
gold
plated
cuirass
Cuisinart
Paul Bocuse
Cezanne
Celan
celery
steak
kidney pie
mashed innards
stuffed potatoes
rollmops war
Carol Burnett
Carol Cleveland (Monty Python)
stereotypical blonde
long hair short mind
Rapunzel
Princess Rescue Story G/1001/RIM/777/M(w)i, better known as 'Rapunzel'
drivel
Dremel Tool
Hilti
Haiti
naked (that's a movie allusion)
Sedaris
Inares
inner
universe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVgSuuUTwQ
haiku
ranga
orangutan
pongo pygmaeus
antartic
anteater
aardvark
hippo
hyperbaric
nursing
wound
tight
vaginoplasty
Joan Rivers?!?!
Joan Fontaine
fountain
source
gander
goose
duck, duck
rune
Dune
Doom
Myst
soda
fountain (again)
The
"It's..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
(My answer to The would have been Who)
And now for something completely different
A man with three buttocks
Sid
Meier
Golda Meir
gold und meer
Fritz Haber (after WW1 Germany researched the extraction of gold from seawater in the hope to find a source of income to pay off the war reparations. Haber had an important part in that)
Had he found enough gold...
---
Fritz Lang
Frau im Mond (looking for gold there too)
fräulein und frau
pre- and post-hymenal ;)
no pain no gain
per aspera ad astra
aspirin
paracetamol
parasol
umbrella
corporation
conglomerate
amalgamated
cavity
search
light
darkness
soul
teatime
Earl Grey
Lady Mondegreen
Princess Mononoke
Chihiro
churro
chorizzo
tapas
topaz
B-52's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjyJ7pSUnYU)
Major Kong
Darth Vader
Richard B. Cheney
psychopath
sendero luminoso
FARC
sellouts
ticket tout
time-punch machine
Accidie
excise
scalpel
ulcer
mouthwash
white washing
blacklisting
dining club
dining car
street car
Stella!
Grolsch
Kölsch
(http://www.koelsch-net.de/koelsch-net/PlakattrinktechtKoelschmittel.jpg)
http://www.koelsch-net.de/koelsch-net/PlakattrinktechtKoelschmittel.jpg
H. Kohl
Mr.Vegetable
playing cards
Cripple Mr.Onion
Non-PC
troll
Ibsen
Skien
skiing
snowboarding
Olympics
Para
Sailing
Sealing wax
knighting invitation
To Sir With Love
rsVIP
behind closed doors
smoke-filled room
fire on the hallway
attack the block
Ton weight
Aborted comedy sketch
The Colonel
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Emaciated
hunger diet
hunger strike
leverage
hostage
fortune
knight of
round table
King Arthur
warlord
Condottiere
Shadow boxing
Boxer rebellion
Poodle
Portuguese waterdog
Black Bob
black eye
Suliko
Suleiman
Otterman Empire
sofa king
improbability drive
Chaos Theory
Mandelbrot and Feigenbaum
Fractal
fracture
break
vacation
Wally World
chez Dilbert
fromage
Big Cheese
mouse
chocolate
ebony
smuggler
spirits
corruption
data mining
gumshoe
detective
defective
deceptive
mundus vult decipi (ergo decipiatur)
Mondo
virus
cold
sore
sour
party-pooper
shit in your pants
pariah
caste
cast iron
die cast
craps
clamps
chlamydia
clams
shells
bombardment
bombastic
patriotic
genocidal
final solution
chemical warfare
next war
premeditated murder
with intent
malice
Absence
negation
logic gates
pearly gates
St Peter
Rome
Caesar
Tsar
star
trek
trudge
Dredd
dreadlocks
son
spirit
soul
sucker
leech
lich
Heimlich
eerie (unheimlich)
eagle
spread
sheet
sheep
wolves
howling
The Honking
gander
Gladstone
Disraeli
Come home to Queen Victoria
Edward VII
Sparkledammerung!
Twilight fatigue
Sick of vampire-mania
hemosugophobia
hemophilia
Curse of the Windsors
Habsburg jaw
Samson
Mrs. Sampson
The Simpsons
the Duchess of Windsor
.....took me a while to get that one..... :D
abdication
Willy II.
Free Willy
synchronised swimming
Mel Brooks
Amanda
literature
novel
new
old
antique
That's what I wanted to use too >:(
classic
cardigan
Brudenell
Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
Great Eastern
HS2
airborne radar
AWACS
AMRAAM
Raduga
arugula
tossed salad
daisy cutter
daisy chain
hula
hop
bunny
cake
yellow
curious
a warning to the...
wise
clever
intelligent
design :-[
architecture
building
concrete
reinforced head
thick skull
neanderthal
Rosenthal
Hans
clever
We had that one on the pervious page
Clever & Smart
http://comicecke.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/clever-smart-album.jpg
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_%26_Smart
Maxwell
demon
daemon
fiend
freund
Karl
Marx
Richard
King
Nosmo
Nostradamus
Notfaroutoe
Robinson Crusoe
Moby Dick
where's NefyuBB
Peck
The Road Less Travelled
Loch Lomond
The Black Isle
Tintin et Milou
Asterix
Die spinnen, die Römer!
Romulus and Remus
SPQR
speaker
Þulur
ululate
Daily Howler
wolf
bane
Batman
catwoman
black latex
spandex
expander
relayer
transistor
transition metal
mercury
thermometer
David Niven in a bathtub
(Hey, who get's that allusion?)
Casino Royale!
Indians on a plane
The Indian in the Cupboard
Prince Albert in a can
Off with their heads!
The Duchess
My name is Earl
Earl Grey
Chimpanzees' Tea Party
Dogs playing Poker
Velvet Elvis
Blue suede moonboots
Blue Velvet
Bluemantle Pursuivant
savant syndrom
circle of genies
Don't bogart that hookah.
bazooka in the hookah
Bazooka Joe
The man with the iron fist
Ivanhoe
Quentin Durward
Hereward the Wake
Asleep on watch
internship
bondage
shaken not stirred
cocktails for two
Tahiti Trot
Dioralyte
Dialysis
ice in the bathtub
Cool Air (Lovecraft)
stratospheric
sound barrier
glass ceiling
rising to the top
crème de la crème
chrome de la chrome
Kodachrome
dinosaur
Gertie
Bert
Dog-, Rat-, Cat-
Cow & Chicken
long pig
stuck pig
square peg
roundworm
flatworms
http://www.mathe.tu-freiberg.de/~hebisch/cafe/mce/plattwuermer.gif
X Files
Y-Wing
AT-AT
ack-ack
Tora! Tora! Tora!
This is no drill! (it's a screwdriver ;))
This is only a test.
surprise exam
nightmare
Elm street
Knockturn Alley
Kentucky Derby
An Impossible Couple
("I guess Phil and me would still be married, had I by chance won the Kentucky Derby")
The Odd Couple
evenly matched
(yours may be the original title of the play. I saw it in German and tried to retranslate)
playing with matches
Hirsute Peter
Peter and the Wolf
Swan Lake
ballet shoes
Powell & Pressburger
Bialystock and Bloom
Blohm & Voss
grahzny vonny bum
Ivan Grozny
Chechenya
Chihuahua
Beverly Hills
spoiled brats
The Kardashians
Armenian shame
Artesian well
oasis
Kusari
hussars
1337!!!!
(we are in the 1337 page!)
flagrant ....(departure from the rulez).
arson (in flagrante delicto)
adultery
adult movie
blue movie
blue moon
Mr. Bass Man
gasman
ice man
Mr. Freeze
Heat Miser
The Miserly Knight
miserly curmudgeon
L'Avare
LeVar Burton
Richard Burton
Elizabeth Taylor
Around the World in 80 Days
(admit, you'd have expected Cleopatra)
(I deny that allegation! Maybe The Taming of the Shrew, in which she was fab.)
Hot air balloon
(I'd have expected mutton dressed as lamb).
helium
solar spectrum
prism
prunes
laxatives
latex
gloves
off
mosquito repellant
Autan
autism
genie in a throttle
abracadabra
hoc est corpus
corpus callosum
split brain
hemisphere
Dyson sphere
Hoover
Dam(n)
Uncertainty
gamble
risk
size of damage times probability
actuary
shyster
oyster
pearl
Hester Prynn
heater
afterburner
rocket
Rocco
Racoon
Tanuki
godzuki
Suzuki
technique
skill
skiff
spliff
Carbonara
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_HYmLzxj2Y
Carbona
Casaubon
Saubohnen
sauerbraten
Austria
playing the victim card
Xtians
Kristians(TM)
AmurkaTM
merkins
[Angela] Merkel
Mutti (mamma)
mufti
kadi
Mahdi
Paraklet
glider
lube
job
Hiob
hobnob
hobgoblin
Labyrinth
Knossos
Conker
The Conqueror
William
Cumberland
Gap
Fulda
fulcrum
set square
Tiananmen Square
Square and Compass
Golden
Shower
eh..I mean arches
eh..Never mind ;)
fetish
vo(o)doo
Scooby
scabies
bed bugs
mistress on the mattress
spring
surprise
accident
damage
control
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Littel Willy (the first tank)
Cow
horse
dragonfly (connection: Fawlty Towers)
O2 enrichment
aquarium
window
Prague
cemetery
graveyard
headstone
Tombstone
Wyatt Erpel ;)
Steve Urkel (http://www.angelfire.com/freak/timhanley/urkel_mask.jpg)
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Terkel in Trouble
Pilsner Urquell
What some call beer
root
phone
phony
glassnosetache
glass chin
lantern jaw
lanternizing solutions (Ca ira!)
Green Lantern
Green Hornet
biofueled F-18
(iirc there have been tests in that direction)
bi-focal
bivalve
ambivalent
sheep
dip
spinach
pie
square
hipster
buckle
belt
shooter
duelist
Burr
Aaron
Hank
Peters
Seller
Pink Panther
Blue Elise (In German the aardvark has an actual name)
Für
Kring and County
County Cork
corked wine
send it back!
return to sender
COD
haddock
Captain (Tintin et Milou)
Amurka
Tamerlan
Timur
Krakatoa
Falkland Islands (that's how far the bang at least was audible)
sheep (again with the sheep!)
Shaun
Dead
red
October
Octomum
Octopus
Oedipus
Electra
Klytemnestra
kleptomaniac
manic mugger
highwayman
Dick Turpin
Deanna Durbin
disturbance
force
fate
fete
fiesta
siesta
Bendormira
birra
desert well
desert desert dessert
Schatten der Würste
a turn for the worse
a turn of the screw
demon children
corn
meal
mealymouthed
bummer
pants
undies
bodice
ripper
Jack
in-a-box
Gom Jabbar
Jabba the Hutt
Hermi-phrodite
hemisphere
Brain
bran
wheat
grain
salt
Jolie
tres
uno, dos
Eins, zwei, drei, g'suffa!
(Went to an Oktoberfest this weekend.)
Rosamunde (aka roll out the barrel)
sawed off shotgun
lupara bianca
Lamia
Empusa
Lampedusa
Lambada
lambda
Lada
cheap
petty
petticoat
euphemism
collateral
demat
tandem
Daisy Daisy
Humbert Humbert
Lolita
Conchita
Chiquita
coconut (Ha! Fooled ya!)
cream
pie
pyewacket
Nantucket
There was an old man...
who lived by the sea
Lighthouse Keeper
Lobytoby (cf.Kipling for connection)
lobster
Dr. Zoidberg
anchovies
rather fishy
conspiracy
discordianism
accordion
hell
(19th century joke: Welcome to heaven, here's your harp. Welcome to hell, here's your accordion)
(bad) vallenato*
*bad accordion music is a living hell
Valentino
The Sheik
Lawrence
Olivier
Guinness
spotted dick
(I enjoyed both of those for the first time at the same "meal") :)
toad in the hole
Wind in the Willows
Willow pattern
Womping willow
whooping cough
pseudo ephedrine
speed
kills
score
win
ter
TED
Theodore
Maiman
devil
Lucy Fair
Lilith Fair
County (Dracula) Fair
Wolfman
Dogman
Dobie-o-matic (Gary Larson)
Kreacher
Guilt (the name not the thing)
Guildenstern
Andy Serkis
Gollum
gallbladder
pancreas
St.Pancras
batrachian
frogmen
Mr. Toad
Poop! Poop!
bear in the wood
pooh
Whiny
Neigh
Marshall Ney
naysayer
defaitists (usually realists)
Dufay
Dubarry
Very-berry
eery-leary
Dennis
Moore & Price
Standard & Poor
overrated rating
US Bonds
Bond, James Bond
James Brown
radiator grill
(Er glotzt/guckt mich an wie ein Kühlergrill und sieht genau aus wie James Brown)
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/7151657/Das_Blech_Spliff_Orginalversion
Radiator Springs
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110620211233/pixar/images/9/99/RadiatorSprings.jpeg)
Colorado Springs (aka fundie central)
Boulder (the commies north of Denver)
Dash
dot
anti
positron
does antimatter matter?
Higg's Boson
woops, I think that's equivalent to a new category of Godwin's Law
hag's bosom
sexy witch
Cabin in the Woods
(the monster option list contained witches and sexy witches as separate categories)
I loved that movie.
---
Thank you for your sacrifice
I have yet to see it in full (meta or not I am not a great fan of teen slasher flicks)
---
See ya in hell
They turn the stereotypes on their heads.
---
Cheating Death [with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA]
but the framework stays the same.
----
The man they could not hang
It has to be, otherwise how can you make fun of a genre?
---
thick neck
red neck
It's quite possible to parody a slasher without gore.
-----
leatherback
turtle
tortuga
Or have lots and lots of gore for the parody (ever saw Robot Chicken?).
---
Mitch McConnell
We had that already with Monty python
----
John of Orange
William & Mary
Victoria & Albert
Victor Victoria
The Corpse Bride
The Bride in the Bath
down the road, not across the street
third star system to the left
(I wanted to post Fearless Vampire Killers to the one above)
beware of the leopard
Mr.Prosser
Robert Prosky
Dreaded Pirate Roberts
Dr. Robert
Kennen sie Kennedy?
Ich bin ein Berliner
I am a hamburger
St. Pauli girl
St Trinians
Spiv Harry
dirty
dancing
stars
constable
Constantinople
Alexandria
Library
Nice to see you Royston.
Peace and Quiet
Quakers and Quietists
quandary
quarry
stone
rolling
pin
head
bottom
button
thread
jack
jetlag*
*at this point all words make me thing of [the awful] jetlag [I currently have].
lager beer
small beer
twilight robbery
Twilight Zone
To serve man
Soul Man
Soul Cake Duck
Peking Duck
Szechuan actually
Yuan
Renminbi
Rembrandt
Lush
green
Mr. Greenjeans
Roy Greenhilt (OotS)
green around the gills
seasick salmon
Cecil the sea-sick sea serpent
St.Cecile du Mer
Coq au vin
Le Coq d'or
Little Coquette
mini croquet
pollywog
cavetalk (or was it snakebalk?)
moonwalk
Armstrong
shuttle
shuffle
Player
whore
night job
ghoul
radiation
stratification
chromography
solarisation
reignition
immobiliser
stunray
stingray
cod
haddock
Captain (Tintin et Milou)
Sensible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqC563bX_w)
Snoopy
NSA-y
NASA
moonshine
whiskey
Oh Caledonia
Louis Jordan
French royal baptism
Champagne dip
can it be done with beer too?
Marsala sauce
Salsa Mahonesa
Mayo
Dos de
dedos (fingers)
daktylos
dalek
weeping angel
blink
bling
bracelet
tab weaving
spindle
rocket
Catherine Wheel
Katarina the Martyr
Michael Angelo
Beano rotten
Lord Snooty
Graf Bobby
Graf spee
Montevideo
Monte Carlo
simulation
flying lessons
emergency landing
Gimli Glider
heavy jump
stomp
drums (http://www.theculturemom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stomp.jpg)
Fernando
valley
death
widow's pension
bed & breakfast
the hotel's name during the weekend was Puerto Pension
Prokrustes
Prokofiev
Alexandr & Ivan
Ivan Skavinsky Skavar
Stravinsky
Stradivarius
Amati
The logical word would be Guarnieri but why be logical:
amanti
I promesi sposi
cara mia
o mia tesoro
O mein Papa
clown (and aequilibrist)
Pagliacci
ridi
Lou Reed :'(
Christopher
Reeves
pan flute
rain chute
laundry chute
memory hole
leak
incontinence
pads
brakes
braces
impact
crater
sinkhole
shaft to hell
undone sequel
first life's the only
you only live twice
Blonde, Jane Blonde
legally
immoral technicality
Inconvenient Truth
They are NOT on your side
You are NOT of the body!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m48xii7ndcg)
out of this world
formics
ants, wonderful ants
Oliver
band
aid
help
yelp
auch
ouch!
couch potato
Mr. Potato Head
Arse with ears
GOPher
cube cough
drops
jelly babies
"We're going to the Zoo"
Explanation: I had never heard of jelly babies before the Monty Python sketch about the hippies squatting in the man's abdomen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7lgDOZnEo). The inspector asks if they are rolling jelly babies in there and the girl hippie shakes her head guiltily while "Going to the Zoo" is played in the background..
brothel
(that references a German song where zoo and zoo related terms are used to replace the obscene ones, deliberately spoiling the rhyme)
mamasan
Maid-sama
midsummer
night
mother
nature
nurture
eutrophy
entropy
life
overrated
hype
r space
our place
My home is my castle
armory
arsenal
arse-hat
big jerk
G_d
is dead
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Jews?
D'jyou eat?
Dijon mustard
Dijabringabeeralong
didgeridoo
child abuse
Jackson
Michael
Operation
(WW1)
D-Day
Omaha
Mutual
respect
despicable
me
mass of electron
energy cloud
plasma
LCD
LSD
LSE
Laser
beams
struts
sprouts
tentacles
squid
quap
QAP
percussion cap
mute
dumb
voter
urn
ashes
dust
sin
fun (or was it fan?)
taste
buds
wise
penny
Lane
Drury
Dredd
shred
torn
sinew
muscle
mob
Mafia
Sodom and Camorra
Bums
Beatniks
Normans
Melvins
Melfried
Wilfred
Alfred
Batman
ballboy
Wimbledon
Sandwich
Wales
Cymraeg
MacAulish
Macavity
activity
radio
days
strange
love
canal
carnal
knowledge
unlawful
chaotic evil
fractals
Mandelbrot
Mandelson
Jossip
Turnip
Dick Turpin
turpentine
stain remover
bleach
chlorine
swimming pool
drowning central
Central Park
Square Garden
knuckle bouquet
tourniquet
strangle
hold
bilge
sewers
weavers
nalebinders
nitknot-pickers
I had to look up nalebenders -- thanks for the new word!
pea counters
(Why did sockmaking with a single needle get out of fashion?)
lentil soup
eye of newt
What is: Where to punch Gingrich?
No, an ingredient used by the
Wyrd Sisters
headology
Oggham
Green Eggs and Ham
Ted Cruz (sorry, unavoidable)
narcissistic basket case
Sir John Falstaff (involving literal basket)
Henry IV part II
Star Wars IX - Yoda's Bar Mitzvah
The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz
Lenny
Kenny
rite
equal
level
grade
mark
Sanford
Argentina
Evita
avoid!
(that's the literal meaning of that name)
or, the diminutive for Eva, ie, Eve, besides "evita" would be better translated as (he/she) avoids.
---
Don't Panic!
Nope, that would be evitat. evita is the imperative I form in the singular (evitate would be the plural)
evito
evitas
evitat he/she/it avoids
evitamus
evitatis
evitant
Strictly spoken, although that is not reported in classical Latin to my knowledge, evitare could also be translated as 'deprive of life' (while in classical latin 'to live' would be 'vivere' not 'vitare')
----
Encyclopedia Galactica
I was thinking in Spanish, yet we're splitting hairs as the capital E clearly shows we are dealing with a name.
--
Battlestar
Non-capital Latin letters were not invented before the Middle Ages.
----
tournament champion
Ahh, but it is Evita not EVITA, which means it's Spanish for Eva.
---
sparkplug
http://blog.pinkmap.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Evita_martin-246x300.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O16E7Ka-an4/TSGDllr9l4I/AAAAAAAAANE/KeDxe5Iv5hw/s320/evita.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hi4TbVj_QiY/TKpP4N024lI/AAAAAAAAE9I/BG-M6pc7YbQ/s320/Evita.jpg
http://www.freilichtspiele.net/images/2009-freilichtspiele-tecklenburg/musical-evita-kl.jpg
All capital letters and those are just a few examples
---
Schukostecker
shekels
tent
herring
gefilterfish
biomarker
gene
Jeanne
Oranges
Tangier
Tangerine
Dream
turtle
Great A'Tuin
Great Gatsby
Leo
dict.leo.org
babelfish
Tigris pike
Jersey turn
Elchtest
eldritch
abomination
klan
malignant conspiracy
banks
rivers
Joan
Arc
Tan
Dun
can
tin
alloy
bronze
iron
clad
clam
chowder
cheddar
Edda
Snorri
snowberry
snowbird
Florida
OK, snowboard
Edit: waterski
Buttinski
Brzinski
sovietsky
Sojus
Soho
Mack the Knife
Berlin
Himmel
Himmler
Göring
Herring
Red
Riding Hoodlum
wolf
dire
straits
Streets of London
ripper
bodice
heaving
rocking
All over the town.
abattoir explosion
bad place
badlands
Lakota
Sioux
Pawny
ponytail
velvet
blue
tipping
cows
isle of wight
White Cliffs of Dover
editor
critic
cricket
Krikkit (D. Adams)
ribbit
Kermit
kernel
grain
truth
dare
devil
Cruella
spots
leopard
spark
flint
stone
pound
decline
Rome
saw
old
boy
n-word
c-word
minge-meat ;)
mangy
manger
baby
stud
muffin
raga
reggae
Reginald
Regis
Lyme
French lieutenant
Dutch colonel
Afrikaans
Boers
farmers
big agro
aggro meter
multimeter
high voltage and 'peres
chain link fence
mailclad fencer
lance
Armstrong
Floor Cleaner
The Sweeper
Sweeny Todd
Severine
Leporello
Passepartout
Fogg
puddle
lake
Simon
tell
show
Truman
doctrine
Pax Americana
Agitpro
missing p
serial killer
American Psycho
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2013, 02:31:38 AM
missing p
It took me minutes to get even that far fighting the stream of 'a's from the defective keyboard. Otherwise it would have been Agiataaaaproapaaaa
Werewolf in Paris
London after Midnight
Tube strike
ramrod
back
pain
Humperdinck
Engelbert
Engels
Marx
Richard
Simmons
summons
court order
take out
eat in
Nassauer
sauerkraut
Eisbein
Eyes Left
Helmet off for prayer
yarmulke
sabbath
sabaoth
sloth
Ice Age
mammoth
Primeval
Secondary gain
side job
inside job
banking [lack of] regulations
West Bank
Polonium
murder most foul(e)
Mossad
Mozambique
Nelson Mandela
accomplishments
merits
distinctions
differentiation
discrimination
disability
crippling
non-pc
notebook
tablets of stone
The 15..eh..10 commandments
The law is absolute (except when it isn't)
half truths
euphemism
ambivalence
amphoteric
amphora
agora
mohair
Mohawk
Drums along
tom tom
postcode
zip
fastener
Fast Stone
Blarney Stone
bladder stone
Black Adder
Queen Elizabeth I
Virgin
and Child
Fairchild
Fairbanks
Douglas
Adams
dolphins
porpoises
tortoises
turtles
mock
mockumentary
a better form of truthiness
absolute
solution
dissolve
assembly
association
word
sword
spiral
death
mortician
mortgage
scam
spam
potted meat
thrrrreee rrrrabbits in everrry pot!
Mr McGregor
Clan McClaggan
glen
Robin Hood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyYr6L5xQM
Men in tights.
Schwuchtel?
Schnitzel
calf
young Apis
Serapeum
E. T. A. Hoffmann
Tales
Tall
coffee scam
Vatican
(it's proverbial that no good coffee can be found on Vatican territory)
Rag
shag
rug
rats
Norway
Fortinbras
fortnight
Twelfth Night
Midsummer Night
Summer solstice
Winter Solstice
(Coming this Saturday to a northern hemisphere near you!)
Stonehenge
El Infiernito
The Towering Inferno
negatives attract
opposites attract
friendly contest
friendly fire
over the top
D-Day
A Game
Monopoly
Tyranny
Oligarchy
Plutocracy
Micky Mouse
Godzilla
Bambi vs.
Kipling
Gunga Din
French Foreign Legion
Laurel and Hardy
Charlie Chaplin
toothbrush moustache
Handlebar moustache
Penny Farthing
eating disorder
raspberry
release the tiger
Release the hounds!
Mr. Herriman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster's_Home_for_Imaginary_Friends#Main_characters)
Hanuman (god of apes and monkeys)
Jungle temple
Tears of Offler
Mark Knopfler
Guns n' Roses
Jack Daniels
Single malt
Malzbier ;)
malted milk
radio malt
Radio Flyer
Phileas Fogg
Michael Palin
Green frogs
Frogstar
rock star
Hyde Park
Dr. Jackal
Mr. Hype
Boxing Day Sales
price fighting
Fisher Price
Fischerchöre
Bobby Fischer
Reykjavík
Goat skin
Aegis
ageist
gender
bender
Futurama
Madison Cube Garden
Berkley Square
Tiananmen Square
Set Square
checkerboard
draughts
Draugr
Drahomira
(The most fun I ever had in a play was playing her. Oh, how I rolled my eyes at the Xtians! Hee hee!)
Graf Dragomir von Raubfels
Otto von Bismarck
Helmet
Dark
Lord
Baldrick
Hattrick
Bunny
Playboy
Playwright
Shakespeare
Rattlelance
Lance Armstrong
Moonwalk
Moondog
sundog
sundial
611/411
911
wire
telegraph
Tory
Wickedness
witchiness
High itch
High Priest
Baal
milord
Piaf
rien
gap
tooth
blue
Cambridge
Camilla
Sorry, I confused the duchesses. It's Kate actually but you may go with my first choice.
camellia
Dame
Aladin
Aldrin
ibuprofen
codeine
addiction
monkey-on-back
lam
dole
pineapple
studio
album
photo
Daguerre
dagger
Macbeth
duck
(the connection is Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters)
drake
tuatara
horns
beep
tone
toner
ink
:inky: :inky: :inky: SQUID! :inky: :inky: :inky:
moat
moray
Selfridges
suffragette
railings
third rail
cogs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_railway)
wheels
cycles
hogs
feral
federal
reserve
officer
Krupke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc)
Krupp steel
Krupp Comic Works
needle
haystack
Haymarket
My Fair Lady
Hello Dolly
Lubitsch
Fiddler on the Roof
A Shoggoth on the Roof
The Shaguar
Shagged by a rare parrot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqUPZYhJCI0
:ROFL: That was hilarious!
Dead parrot
fjords
pining
pine cone
Bournemouth (a south coast seaside town for the gentlefolk).
Falmouth
A town south of here. Whenever I see the sign, I think: "Shut yer fowl mouth!"
Lazytown
(I wrote an episode about Foulmouth day and posted it somewhere in the arts thread)
Lethargyville
Lego Land
Minecraft
Squaresville
Hipstertown
New York City
Moloch Babel
Molotov cocktail
Cuba libre
Havana Club
Buena Vista Social Club
The Apple Dumpling Gang
Enable Dumping
Illegal dumping
Sondermüllverklappung
Sondheim
Intubation
breath
Atman
Altman
Old Man of the Mountain
The Old Man and the Sea
I am old, I am old, I wear my trousers rolled
J. Alfred Prufrock
(I love that one!)
Porlock
Weir
see here (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22porlock+weir%22&num=100&lr=&hl=en&as_qdr=all&tbm=isch&source=iu&imgil=TUhDVkhHTHMLKM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcRsTs6zDYU0LhYRREzEPCY0VckLSJ2lEat31ZcIRrrtLiISxcm4nQ%253B370%253B296%253BsvbjSBP1AyZAbM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.beenthere-donethat.org.uk%25252Fporlock.html&sa=X&ei=MhvgUpGgBdGihgf8qIHgDw&ved=0CEwQ9QEwAw&biw=972&bih=636#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=TUhDVkhHTHMLKM%253A%3BsvbjSBP1AyZAbM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.beenthere-donethat.org.uk%252Fimages%252Fporlockweir01.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.beenthere-donethat.org.uk%252Fporlock.html%3B370%3B296)
dam
mouth guard
taunting French knight
muskateer
muskateller
ATM
Cash register
check (cheque) register
exchequer
Bank of England
river banks
fluid banking
insolvency
Aqua regia
Danziger Goldwasser
Alchemy
Dire Straits
End of the road
cliff
hanger
coat
smear
grease
film
flick
knife
cut
edit
omit
vomit
green
slime
Henry
portrait
Dorian Gray
mirror
Evil Queen
TOP
less
so glad to see this ^ post, thought I was alone in here, fretting
is more
Thomas
Cromwell
Oliver
Reed
Bed
table
3D
Y2K
Why a duck?
Toilet
stool
bar
raise
necromancy
Frankenstein
Sachsenwald
Hamburg
disease
(there is a movie the title of which translates as The Hamburg Disease. I watched another film by the same director yesterday)
syndrome
Bomb Voyage
Dr. Strangelove!
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Walk this way...
(http://writingunderpressure.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/igor.jpg)
castle
doctrine
dogma
Denmark
Hamlet
cutlet
piglet
Babe
Babysham
baby shower
pink and blue
rainbow
Flag
mark
birth
beginning
end
Howard
Johnson
motel
66
666
eek!
librarian
tower
shield
green
soylent
easter sauce
:D
asparagus
smelly urine
Uranus
Herschel
Tel Aviv
Springhill
Farms
Neolithic
monolithic
(Oh my God it's full of) Stars.
Stripes
sniper
piper
rats
lab
chocolate
Cadburys
bunnies
Cave of Cairbannog
Mordor
desolation
Smaug
smores
smorgasbord
buffet
eyes wide shut
Kubric
Robot Chicken
wish bone
ornithischian
Patrician
Republican
Democrat
Dumbo
Nelly
willy
free
Nelson Mandela
Mandala
medicine wheel
Medicine ball
suppositry
repository
hearth and home
kith and kin
Masters & Johnson
Master & Commander
Ship
Dr Harold Shipman
Maude
Adams
family
Hardworking
Handyman
Andy Cap
kneecap
Patella
Emily Litella
nutella
yum!
yams
I
egg
nog
Noggin
knock
knees
bees
buzz
kill
bill
rights
Human
being
entia (non sunt multiplicanda sine necessitate aka Occam's Razor)
dementia
old age
adage
proverb
proactive
retroactive
Retrovirus
ME/CFS
AC/DC
Gibson
Gibbons
ZZ Top
rolling paper
greaseproof paper
parchment
scroll
Dead Sea
Red Sea
Gulf of Aden
Eve Arden
William Shakespeare
Hastivibrax
Hristarispjót
Braxton Hicks
Kensington Gore
Martin Gore
Martingale
nightingale
Square
groovey
Grufti
Grifter
drifter
trawler
Crawler
creepy
Norman Bates
Psycho
nauts
Hazel
Heald
herald
Mountjoy
Mountie
lumberjack
juggling (I'll avoid the previous monty python references for now)
fire-eating
pyrovore
(fire) anteater
Rhinosaurus Beetle
dung beetle
Poo
Winnie
neigh
not on your life
over YOUR dead body
Off with his head!
Dr. Guillotin
knitting
needle binding
Perfect binding
Binders full of women (Mitt Romney)
echo chamber
The Bridge
Wickie
wickerman
Wicker's World
Wayne's World
The Trumans
Das Millionenspiel
The Million Mom March
vaginal revolution
pirouette ?
Pierrot
parrot (obviously)
repeat
rinse
Spin
Pauli
Shore
dunes
dudes
gals
gels
hair
aquarius
amphora
shipwreck
Titanic
iceberg
lettuce
lattice
grid
electrified
cute
adorable
abominable
overbearing
overbite
bucktoothed ;D
yellow monkey
(another racist WW2 era cliche)
scaredy cat
cowardly lion
Friend of Dorothy
Lisa Minnelli
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2014, 01:49:56 AM
Liza Minnelli
That association made me laugh. Due to my quite outrageously long eyelashes, I am known to some film-makers in this neck of the woods as "Roy with a Z". Some of the fools even gave me scripts. I mean, I can read them, I can learn them, but when you shout "Action!" and I open my mouth, what comes out is not necessarily what you wrote in the script. I'm an artist, it's all about self-expression...
Cabaret
money makes the world go around
"You can keep your Marxist ways
For it's only just a phase"
Murx
manx
ferry
furry
mold
fungi
magic
purple
(connection: US codebreaking in WW2)
haze
plug-in room odour
mufti eleganti
muffler
scarf
guzzle
muzzle
projectile
vomiting
hurling
curling
ice hockey
lackey
antique
old furniture
rotting wood
wormwood
prison
poison
pestle
pistil
stamen
semen
Pavlichenko & Elistratov (athletes sharing the related given name)
Pat & Patachon
Patton
(Bill) Murray
moray
soirée
cloak
dagger
stuff
(&) Nonsense
supercalifragelisticexpialdosis
logorrhoe
wordsmith
versecraft
Lovecraft
Shub-Niggurath
Pseudonym.
("A Big Boy Did It And Ran Away", Christopher Brookmyre)
pseudology
Dr. Seuss
green eggs and ham
omelette
Napoleon
Wellington
Wimpy
Burger
Calais
Dover
Sole
halibut
halitosis
dragon breath
Dragon Lady
Rapace
carapace
tortoise
hare
Spectacles
(The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k&feature=kp))
Spectacular
(no word in the) vernacular
ogling vermin
perv
permute
Cup mute
talking plate
sock puppet
muppeteer
legless
Ohnbeiner
One-liner
quip
quiff
quaff
quidich
quiche
eggplant
nogg
prairie oyster
gopher turtle
Squirtle
squalid squid
Squiddly Diddly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squiddly_Diddly)
No relation to Bo Diddley
Kuttel Daddeldu
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuttel_Daddeldu
cuttlefish
fish cutlery
Ivor Cutler.
Merchant Ivory
Merchant Navy
Horse marines
hipocampii
students
university
Life
the universe and everything
The Great Everything
TOE
jam
Jerusalem
Artichoke
broccoli
bonsai
Banzai!
Auktion
Tombola
One-armed bandit
Lucky Luke
(http://cover.allsize.lovelybooks.de.s3.amazonaws.com/lucky_luke_33_der_einarmige_bandit-9783770401444_xxl.jpg)
http://cover.allsize.lovelybooks.de.s3.amazonaws.com/lucky_luke_33_der_einarmige_bandit-9783770401444_xxl.jpg
Cool Hand Luke
Hands of Orlac
Morla
Atreju
Arefu
FUBAR
FIGMO
figment
Segment
Orange
John
3:16
Egg timer
hour-glass
houri
paradise
(OK that was too obvious)
lost
mustard
(the official name of mustard gas is Lost after the initials of the inventors)
cut
slice
Cake
Mmm... Cake...
Marie Antoinette
fashion victim
Size 0
H0 (a standard size for model railways)
H2O
H2SO4
HCl
HCN
Suicide pill
On the Beach
I Cover the Waterfront
watership down
fire at sea
Fire over England
(old film with L.Olivier set in Elizabethan England right before the Spanish Armada)
lucky b@$tards!
one cross each
They've got lumps of it round the back.
Quote from: roystonoboogie on March 03, 2014, 06:36:56 PM
They've got lumps of it round the back.
I think that exceeds even the very lenient definitions of one word here ;)
I agree. :)
Still,
Abcess
scalpel
brain surgeon
Mr.Gumby
Tank top
Leela
Fry
boil
..er
myth
(The Myth of Er is part of Platon's Politeia)
story
Haroun
heroine
virago
(no, that's not a typo)
vertigo
campaign for equal heights
Prejudice
Pride
Fall
spring
cleaning
chlorine
swimming pool
Blackpool
Statues
statutes
regulations
regulator
controller
D-Pad
panty liner
panty-waist
wasp waist
corset
crinoline
creosote
walls
ramparts
Horns
hooves
Hattin (that was to Horns)
cloven pigfoot (what's the proper term for that?)
cloven hooves, I think.
Pickled Pig's Feet
mixed pickles bonanza
(I think there is a special term for the hoof of a pig but I cannot even remember the German one)
lucky dip
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 09:14:43 PM(I think there is a special term for the hoof of a pig but I cannot even remember the German one)
Trotter.
Lottery
tax
Quote from: roystonoboogie on March 06, 2014, 09:29:57 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 09:14:43 PM(I think there is a special term for the hoof of a pig but I cannot even remember the German one)
Trotter.
Yes, that was the word I was looking for.
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spend
economy saver
(geddit?)
yark, yark!
coupons
bitcoins
wild west
blazing saddles
The Thomas Crown Affair
Windmills (of your mind).
three-legged thing
(Muppet Show)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MnX1wT7BRU
milking stool
balancing act
clown
ridi
Veni, vidi, vici
Allia Jakutia jest
jugular
Yugoslavia
Tito
German
(German Tito was a famous Russian cosmonaut)
Band.
chain
reaction
paleoconservatism
dining on his enemies
King of Assyria
skull pyramids
Vereshchagin
(http://www.tanais.info/vereshchagin/vereshchagin1mm.jpg)
http://www.tanais.info/vereshchagin/vereshchagin1mm.jpg
chagrin
grin ;D
mr green :mrgreen:
hornblower
whistleblower
referee
coach
rider
jeans
denim
Patchwork
quilt family (or was it family quilt?)
familiar guilt
survivor's guilt
guilty party
Them
Gloria.
Turn und Taxis
Take off.
lift and drag
elevator to heaven
eon lift
lift and seperate
centrifuge
new kitchen
Bocuse
j'accuse
O Zola mio
Kafkaesque
surrealist
Fish
(Old joke: And now the football results. Real Madrid, 4; Surreal Madrid, fish.)
gothi
I thought it was just goti.
Goth
Emo
Phillips
screwdriver
vodka
Blood Mary
crucifixion
execution
technique
Dracula
(that's a very obscure link, admittedly)
cape
Cod
Lebertran
libertarian
laissez-fairy
nutz and boltz
piston and cylinder
"We're the rocker arm assembly..."
We are the champignons
Attack of the Mushroom People
psilomania
Lisztomania
The Devils (same director)
Horseback
spinning wheel
(another obscure connection, this time a musical one)
(thought my http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devils_on_horseback was reasonably obscure).
Jenny
The Hammer film "The Devild Rides Out" was renamed in the US because the distributors feared it could be mistaken for a Western (instead of an occult story set in England). My connection was Dvorak's symphonic poem "The Golden Spinning Wheel", the main theme of which is known as 'king on horseback'
---
Spinning
BS Mountain*
*which is how Jon Stewart calls Fox News
Mountains of Madness
Thomas Mann ;)
overlong sentences
(aka tapeworm sentences (Bandwurmsätze))
loquacity
sesquipedalian
eighteen wheeler
freewheeler
freeloader
Nassauer
Nassau
Cugat
(personal association, not evident)
Xavier
Francis
Connie
Lingus
fellate
collate
roladex
Pokenav
Prokofiev
Aleksandr & Ivan
Nicholas and Alexandra
Anastasia
Anasthetic
tasteless
piquant
spicy
Thai
Scrabble
rabble
rubble
ruble
rolling
trolling
Rawhide!
bareback
trapeze
Trapezond
pyramid
selling
sellout
ticket
golden
shower
erm, I mean...
fleece
Medea
Medusa
Hairbrush
comb
combine
harvester
church
Key
West
Oxford Street
Mean street
Streetcar named Desire
Driving Miss Daisy
Chauffeur
chiffonier
bandolier
gondolier
o sole miouw
It's now or never
pusher ads
pedal
paradise
(a Chicken Run allusion)
South Pacific
Happy talk
Clap
halitosis
(better don't ask for connection ;) )
rabbits
ducks
grief
stricken
knitting
(Stricken is the German word for knitting)
crochet
Hook
punch
Judy
Horses
(Belle and Sebastian reference)
knights
Lance
Drugs
droog
drool
sabber
sapper
syrup
treacle
doormouse
moose
elk
MPFC
It's
---
To my eternal shame I had to look up MPFC despite having used elk with the brontosaurus lady in mind.
mPFC Medial Prefrontal Cortex
MPFC Monty Python's Flying Circus
MPFC Madhya Pradesh Financial Corporation (est. 1955; Indore, Madhya Pradesh, India)
MPFC Medical Park Family Care (Anchorage, AK)
MPFC Manning Point Fishing Classic (Australia)
MPFC Missing Parameter in Function Call (software fault)
MPFC Manitou Park Fire Company (Berkeley Township, NJ)
MPFC Military Partners and Families Coalition (Washington, DC)
PTFC
(Partick Thistle Football Club)
Teflon (PTFE)
frying pan
Hobbit
Box Office
price boxing
Boxing Helena
Boxing Day
Sales
Franz of
(patron saint of journalists)
Joseph
brothers
shoes will do too
Last Post
The power of delete. Now it's just shoes.
Cistercian
double thread mixup despite me correcting it. Somehow the Last Post post moved over here despite me deleting it
---
reservoir
dogs
war
(What is it good for?
Absolutely) nothing.
No Thing Fjord
Ford Prefect
Betelgeuse
Arthur Dent
tea
bag
cat (again)
Quantum uncertainty.
trousers of time
wallace and gromit
Charlie Brown & Snoopy
Olive Oil
Jeep
Alfie
hair
Aquarius
water
bed
cahoots
bicycle bell
Belles of St.Trinian's
St. Pauli girl
Wolfgang
canter
(that's even a double allusion)
priest
soles
(via Pratchett's Pyramids)
Lemon
sherbet
creamy
steamy
turkish bath
Colonel Blimp
Hot air balloon
lead
Follow
Fellow
institute
madhouse
Bethlehem
Nazareth
Dead Sea Scrolls
conspiracism
Tinfoil hat.
microwaves
rivulets
Rivets
Titanic
Iceberg
salad
days
knights
Table
motion
notion
not so
ain't
aunt
nephew
BB
Gun
nut
pecan
pelican
fllamingo
croquet
(cf. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
post
last
Cobblers!
stones
kidney
liver
Charlemagne
(connection: Monty Python)
Louis XIV
L'Etat C'Est Moi
Et tu Brutus?
lacking vocative
vocational lackey
born te be a slave
poor
HANG ON !!! Phrases are not words. oh, IMHO, of course.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
house
a) it was misspelled
b) it was not a complete sentence due to lack of certain elements necessary for one
c) if language is words than phrases are too
d) do you think doulogenitos would be better?
hut
shed
Parting
Parthian
Persia
---
But what about those whose native language is pseudo-agglutinative, say like, erm, German? ;) :P
cat
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2014, 05:58:11 PM
But what about those whose native language is pseudo-agglutinative, say like, erm, German? ;) :P
Or Icelandic for that matter
dýraverslunareigandabróðirinn (the petshop owner's brother)
Thinking about tranlating the parrot sketch
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feline
paws
pawns
prawns
lobsters
redcoats
bloody mary
blood oranges
sunrise
tequila
Turanga Leela
tentacles
A Shoggoth On The Roof
[youtube=425,350]t0URLGsf1e0[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0URLGsf1e0
Fiidler on the Roof
Der Wii
TV
M
Bond
War
Roses
Guns (or Bread, if that suits you better)
Buns
oven
often
quick
blow
fly
ointment
tube
London
Noise
maker
beard
bird
custard
Verence II.
The Newly Independent Republic of Venice
Genoa Restituta
Liga Nord
borderline fascist
borderline personality disorder
candidate
interview
Peeping Tom
telescope
Newton
Jewellry
exhaust
rattle
Sir Simon
simple
fool
gooseberry
elderberries
hamster
(Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!)
wheel
space station
International
Komintern
quarterly report
staff room
wizard locker
Hogwarts
hogwash
BS
rubbish
lorry
Lori
lorikeet
Paraclete
Cherbourg
umbrellas
parasol
parabola
ebola
bola
hoola hoop
Hawaii
Pineapple
Studio
long nights
long knives
Röhm affair
Get a room
with a view
To a kill.
mockingbird
Nightingale Square
Berkeley
Music school
conservatory
glass
Philip
Greek.
Trojan
Homer
Hesiod
Plutarch
comparative biography
odious
garfieldic
lasagnish
pastose
FSM
S&M
M&S
P&O
shipwreck
naufragette
suffragette
Horse
Roswitha
Roslyn
Vogon
Bugblatter
towel
trowel
pyramid
scheme
plot
claim
gold
pirates
Caroline
Radio
Marx Brothers
mustache
Colonel Mustard
Sergeant Pepper
(OK that was inevitable)
lonely hearts
Neue Ritterpost
Novaya Zemlya
Barents
sea
Holy
holly
Sally
Linus
blanket
plenipotentiary
Brighton
O what a Lovely War!
CND
SMG
SIG
Sauer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer
Kraut.
Eisbein
Einstein
Mono Lapide
Mona Lisa
Mona Ogg
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/images/artofdisc.jpg
Boots
are made for walking
puppet on a string
sausage in a bun
Prince Albert in a can.
telephone
telescope
Galileo the Plagiarist
Gulliver
gullible
public
pubic
shave
The Queen
German Windsor
Battenberg
Cake
wreck
www.cakewrecks.com
Marie Celeste
paperclip
Microsoft
Macintosh
Postcards
Buster
(Postcards form Buster is afaik a US televisoon program for children)
Fluster
Fluffer
cat
Orion
Raumpatrouille
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGcIy76N9sY
Ratatouille
chained ghosts
Scrooge
Alice
croquet
crumpet
strumpet
violin
fiddle
Der Yiddel Mit'n Fiddel
Yodeling Yiddish
Hitler on Ice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg&feature=kp
and of course the Yodel Diploma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6RyQCggdI
Empire on Ice
[youtube=425,350]lHw0-6SqecI[/youtube]
Santa's Domain
Dot com
Dot Cotton
Jerry Cotton
Billy Cotton
Johnny Walker
Jack Daniels
Daniel Boon
Lion's cave.
anteater
(via Monty Python's lion tamer)
Pink Panther
Inspecteur
Cato
Delenda Carthago
Carthage
Ruins
Woad to Ruin
(that's not a typo)
Wabbit season
Electric fence
jumping cow
Moon
Paper
Scissors
Spock
T'Pol
Kaywinnet Lee "Kaylee" Frye
dress
(that's a funny episode)
code
cypher
Louis
Turk
(Türken-Louis, in Austria known simply as Prinz Ludewig)
Young
brew
beer
bubbles
mother
Mother holds her little daughter
Fifteen minutes under water
Not to cause her any troubles
But to see the funny bubbles
The Wall
education (not needed)
Rita
Heuwurz
Horowitz
horrid (the one), horrific (the other)
Great Old Ones
Ithaqua and Glaaki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2DscvVye94
Ithaca
Kephallenia
Quadrophenia
atrazine
cetirizine
antiallergicum
itch
Scratch
back
flip
pancake
syrup
maple
math
s
GT
GTA
GDP
.1%
p<.05
trial
error
bars
cell
mitochondria
mDNA
DNR
DRC
DSC
Telephone
bell
cow
bitch
puppies
mill
hamster wheel
sonic hedgehog
jumper
Cables
Snow Lifts
Sessellift
facelift
botox
eyebrows
Theo Waigel
http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/bild/1.397770.1357675531/640x360/theo-waigel-geburtstag.jpg
Leonid Brezhnev
gerontocracy
status quo
Telecaster
teleport
Martin Brundle
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
sharia
Kevin
Chantal
Chantilly
Circus
Clown
fear
angst
Ang
Anglerfish dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lRp2uvaaiE
St Vitus Dance
ergotism
Eros Ramazzotti
Bauernregel
wishbone
caandles
wax
ear
Canal
root
branch
Davidians
Dravidian
Deccan
records
vinyl
linoleum
carving
(linocut)
Carver
Bright
(Gormenghast)
Lurid
salacious
salty
peanuts
kidney beans
beansoup
minestrone
vegetarian
vegan
leather
slave
Cylinder
Square Root
cubit
Ark
Royal
Navy
Blue
Nose
Ovid
orchid
mantis
mantelpiece
Andirons
Andronicus
pie
sky
Hooks
Stokes
Stoker
boiler
chicken
cunning (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-startling-intelligence-of-the-common-chicken/)
cunnilingus
69
42
Deep Thought
Deep Space
Nine
Bells
Hell
Dunkel
Heinkel
111
Mercedes
Edmond Dantes
Inferno
Toweling
deliberate misspelling
Terry
Nichols
Klaus
Wowereit
werewolf
special needs pet
adopt
adaptation
Evolution
extinction
unfit
loose screw
You rang for me?
O-o
butler
murderer
bloodbath
Early bath
dusk
dawn
syndrome
Mr. Incredible
Jack-Jack
Spring-heeled Jack
Swallow
inhale
President
persident
perfidy
Perfidolin
Stradivarius
Amati
Armani
Gucci
Cadillac
Queens
Speech
Money
Root of all evil
women (according to leading theologians ;) )
sorrow
soothe
endorphins
internally controlled substance
speed limit
radar trap
under the bridge
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Southpark
Breckenridge
drill sergeant
torture
Guatanomo
Nostromo ;)
Nosmo King
e-cig
autofumigation
smog
yellow fog
green gas
Grünkreuz
Rosenkranz
Ave Maria
Vatican Rag
Osservatore Romano
chapel
chapter
verse
knowledge
Wisdom
wizard
Gandalf
völva
Volvo
vulgar
Fraction
Friction
fog of war
(both Friction and Fog of War are concepts central to Clausewitz' classic study 'On War')
Dogs of war
Hounds
Tindalos
long distance
Loneliness
detachment
retina
retsina
repsol
pepsodent
fake smile
risus sardonicus
sardines
pilchards
orchard
orchid
Hamlet's father
skull
skiff
catamaran
speedboat
capsize
kayak roll
white water rapids
cataract
detatched retina
second sight
3rd eye
one eyed trouser snake
euphemism
euphoneum
colophonium
Kontrabass. I favour Petz No.3, personally.
3rd bear
(Petz is the traditional name for the bear in fables)
Just right.
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 12, 2014, 12:40:36 AM
3rd bear
(Petz is the traditional name for the bear in fables)
(http://store.pottersviolins.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/petz-bass-rosin-3.jpg)
Hence the picture on the box?
to size
seismic shift
longitudinal
Greenwichian
Sandwich.
Earl
Wales
shave the whales
Sean Connery
drawl
brawl
tavern
inn
Aud
Laud
(Cuban stringed instrument)
gourd
girder
pillar
seven
dwarf
fortress
portcullis
cul-de-port
ruby
ridge
neanderthal
Cro-magnon
Altamira
Highwonder
Horse
mule
Ass
hip
ster
(a) Dent
Arthur
Quote from: roystonoboogie on June 18, 2014, 09:42:22 PM
(a) Dent
I think that should have a small D.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guinevere
Genoveva
Ginevra
Lady of Shalott
Cherry
pick
lock
Gold
frankincense
Jesus
Isis
Draw
Gunfighter
Noon
High
Legal
para
sentence
death
hell
handbasket
page 1500
reeds
Red Sea
Dead Sea
borrowed time
Eisenstein
Battleship
Baby
Teat
treat
trick
card
Andrew
teddy bear
picnic
poisoning
party ants
party poopers
nincompoop
fairy
Tinkerbell
doorbell
dead as a doornail
Plank
thick
tick
tic
mozzie
muzzle
rabid
ravishing
vampire
ampere
volt
vault
Horse
Hengest
Beowolf
lupine parrot
ex-parrot
Notlob
John Stuart Mill
Sir John Mills
Laurence Olivier
Henry V
Falstaff
Chimes at Midnight
Midsummer Night's Dream
Prélude à l'après-midi d'un faune
Proust
golf, strangling animals and masturbation
mal-administration
banana republic
corporate overlords
PHB index
phpBB
PNP
PGP (crypto)
PCP
PAC/PAH (chemistry)
pakamac
Potomac
Hiawatha
guacamole
onion bhaji
(Bhajis? We don't need no stinking bhajis).
Blazing Saddles
hot tin roof
Cat
crook
wretch
wrench
Monkey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7rCNiiNPxA&feature=kp)
Island
Isle of Dogs
Cape Cod
Hogwarts
foot and moth disease
Mothra
naphthalene
balls
fire
extinguisher
exterminator
Dalek
staircase
moon
Saturn
Buck Rogers
rabbit
tophat
Mustapha
Kemal
Khaaan!
barge/rowing boat
pond
marc
Caro
Battle Isle
combattimento
condottiere
conductor
bus
cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86DqHR92Ew
string
bag
old
man
woman
Frankenstein
Young
CG
CS Lewis
Narnia screwtaped
hernia endoscopy
triple-bypass
Grand Derby
Kentucky
Louisville
de Villefort
Roquefort
O'Malley
O'Reilly
Sean Hannity
insanity
assylum
Assyria
[head] pyramids
cubes
tesseract
mosaic
Byzantium
Persian
fire
water
gate
Compressor
pump
ballet
mallet
Timmy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUfv-tAfXn4)
Crackerjack (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GktZgeOQWUk)
Pyramids
(A scenre therein is a parody of that cabbage affair)
Cleopatra
Miss Cleo
Muse
music
trumpet
crumpet
cramped
Krampus
(they guy accompanying Santa in Austria and beating up the naughty kids)
Kringus
cringeworthy
Fox News
hoax fuse
blown
away
far far
Yum Yum
Mio, min Mio
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093543/
Heavy Metal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/combined)
Galaxina
Galactus
Darwin
Yerloose
Footloose
Not the 5 o'clock news
Monty Python Live
Hollywood Bowl
showy ball
Secret Policeman's Ball
Undercover
between the sheets
Interstitial.
vestigial
coccyx
cuckoo
con artist
the emperor's new clothes
transparent fashion
diaphanous silk
Diophanes and his ilk
Diophantic equation
Sicophantic corporation
lumberjack
(obscure connection via the German episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus)
spam
a lot
cam
recorder
woodwind
chimes
midnight
blue
Solo Sunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcOj5QOJU6I
yacht
marina
coil
copper
Pipe
tube
underground
dugout
Canoe
US beer
root
cause (or canal)
cheat
spoilsport
three-legged race
windmill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MnX1wT7BRU
tilting
titillating
budgerigar
didgeridoo
child abuse
kiddie prawn
pushchair
armchair general
average general
field marsh all = all swampy
animal, vegetable, mineral...
food pyramid
butter mountain
pig avalanche
pink
Stephanie
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hfa3WhB01r6y6eio3_250.jpg
cosplay
otaku
take out
garbage
recyclables
expendable
soldier
mercenary
money-grabbing
bank
river
Reavers
Firefly
Cancelled
interrupt
gate
hell
Gaza
Philistines
jaw
ass
seaside
Brighton
Briton
Brittany
Lynn
Vera
Bluebirds
Dover
white
hall
days
End
The Doors
Oliver Stone
Trial by Stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjpg-DHzvjM
magic bullet
smoking gun
gnu
gnat
bull
bear
bare
hare
flare
Swage.
savage
Lord
Jim
Bones
Count von Count
Julie Andrews
Jaws one, two and three
(via Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
Hook, Line and Sinker
fishing rod
cane
citizen
Smith
W.H.
You
Them
no one
wall
(No one has the intention of erecting a wall)
Pink Floyd
Blue Velvet
David Lynch
Fincher
Mrs Thatcher
F**k the poor
sex trafficking
Pimp Your Wheelchair (http://www.pimpyourchair.co.uk/)
multipod
Multipolster!
Gallup
poll
pollo
prolefeed
profiterole
propofol
folly
Almeyer
Al Capone
Chicago
Chicano
tex-mex
Salsa
majo
Major Major
Mirror Mirror
Shrek
laß nach
loch Ness
Lake Lochnagar
unlock
grotto
Fingal
lumbar
puncture
Tour de France
biking
trekking
Treckerfahren
tractor train
mountain
goat
Curry
Spinach
Popeye.
Olive Oyl
hype
hypo
...chondriac
chordata
Placoderms
flatworms
tapeworms
typewriter
keyboard
key cabinet
Security
liberty
freedom
illusion
magic
conjuror
judge, jury & executioner
cox and box
net [lack of] neutrality
moneyed privilege
bourgeois
petit
Triannon
trilateral
agreement
peace
far away
Mio min Mio
(aka Mio in the Land of Faraway)
ink
red
metaphor
pinafore
penzance
pennyfarthing
Joyce Grenfell
painful
lemon juice
too spicy!*
*while cooking Thai fried rice, the suggestion is to use lemon juice to make it less spicy
Capsiacin
Caspian Sea
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2014, 06:56:37 PM
Joyce Grenfell
I had a delightful few hours the day before yesterday with the BBC Joyce Grenfell Collection (1964/1972)
I thought of you, Griffin, in some sketches. I have not met you in person ever but from a few photos you posted over time and the character of your posts here I have formed a certain mental image.
Aral basin
ex-lake
isthmus
Re. Joyce Grenfell, I wish I was as thin as her!!! My favourite is the children's class, now children settle down, no, Jimmy, stop that..... no. jimmy. we don't do that.... but really it's hard to choose. If only I could talk like that to my (grown up) children, I'd not have half the problems.
Panama
tiger duck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigerente
monster
monastery
toadfish
ugly beauty
Popeye
Swee'Pea
Sooty
Zoe
self-employed
missing number
66
69
Sit on my face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8
crush
sugar
daddie
house of cards
economy
starving
peasant
pheasant
shot
[back to] Cheney
Darth
Luke
porthole
manowar
samowar
the cherry orchard
^D^D^D^D^D^D^D^D^D^D^D^D
:nervous:
---
orchid
monorchism (not a typo)
mono
rail
signals
SETI
subspace
sandwich [Again]
earl
Count
(think of it with a heavy Scottish accent)
pennies
eh..male member ;)
golf club
baseball bat
(I did not know that chiroptera played ball ;))
Batman
(perhaps Bruce Wayne did)
footman
oligarch
timocracy
Timofónica, I mean Telefónica (http://www.telefonica.com/en/home/jsp/home.jsp)
broadband Has this word entered the dictionary yet? :mrgreen:
broadside
Broadmoor Hospital
Dartmoor Prison
Wormwood Scrubs
absinthe
Satre
Simone
Chopin
Sausage & Skewer
Some businesses back home are called that way as a contraction of chorizo (a type of sausage) and pincho (a skewer).
I like the sausage more than that composer
spotted dick
treacle pudding
dormouse
mad hatter
mercury
pegasus
pangasius
Pangia
Pangaea
(or, if you meant that, Gondwana)
Yeh I meant that, knew it looked wrong somehow
Guinevere
rack
ruin
archaeology
Abbey
Westminster
choir
boy
frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0wMgwW5Oko
Kermit
commie ::)
red flag
SNL (https://screen.yahoo.com/red-flag-000000452.html)
snail
slime
phlegm
cough medicine
methamphetamine
Uppers
snobs
wine
complain
gorgon
(very obscure movie connection)
Argonaut
Kolchis
mattress
(=colchón in Spanish)
bouncy castle
ball pen
ball bearing
unbearable
country music
bloody awful
shoot
root
device
Amanita/Anathema
(both Pratchett)
Amanda
Terkel
Topol
Whiskey on the rocks
(via Edward Topol and Submarine U-137)
seaweed
ersatz tobacco
glamorous cancer
plastic surgeon
polymer physician
stockings
socks
windfarm
oilpen
playpen
Pig-Pen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-Pen)
Blandings
blancmange
Dark Mage
ill-lit maze
cul-de-sac
sack race
egg run
cuckoo bird
cloud cuckoo land
(Wolkenkuckucksheim in German, nephelokokygia in the original Greek)
Switzerland
cheese&chocolate
fish and chips
wrapped in newspaper
beef
mastiff
Alsation
Lorraine
Quiche
onions
French
kissing
gate
pearly
Cockney
accent
posh
spice
spite
nose
dog
tail
gunner
turret
ironclad
Sir Walter Scott
Ivanhoe
Red
scare
world war III
sticks and stones
(sorry, that was WWIV)
bones
Richard III
character assassination
Liaison Psychiatrists
celebrity pshrink
hot air
balloonatics
Rheumatics
Falstaff
Ann Hathaway
Audrey Hepburn
Dark
chocolate
Binoche
The English Patient
grim
mandy
Doctors
quacks
Donald
Trump
Spades
Pique Dame
(Queen of Spades)
Notre Dame
RCC
RAC
raven
Tower
musket
stoat
mad
max
out
lesbian
nun
monk
gothic
Goth
Emo
Emu
cassowary
(the German name is Kasuar btw)
Dodo (Dead as a)
doornail (ditto)
coat rack
boat wreck
lifestyle
celebrity
cake
Keks
vomit
dammit
Clark Gable
:giveadamn:
House of Seven Gables
Ann of Green Gables
Anne of the thousand days
http://www.thebestlittlefilmhouse.com/ekmps/shops/tblfh01/images/f-the-thousand-days-original-quad-1970--1852-p.jpg
A Thousand Splendid Suns
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/074758589X/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
(most enjoyable)
Brighter than a Thousand Suns
(Robert Jungk)
One Thousand and One Nights
Haroun and the Sea of Stories
J. Alfred Prufrock
Rufus T. Firefly
Snowdonia
Owain Glyndŵr
Beowolf
Teenage Werewolf
Paris
Hilton (or Helena)
Napoleon
bones apart
thigh bone
shin
braising steak
Irish stew
Hungarian Goulash
hungry for zombie
(via ghoul ash)
Balkan
beam (as in wooden beam not laser beam)
(German: Balken)
sun
han
MSG
message
text
subtitles
hieroglyphs
Egypt
Nubia
fertile
crescent
bardiche
Shakespeare (again)
Becks Beer
Cambridge
camcorder
punts
penalties
penultimate
sword
OK, the natural answer would be 'pen' but that would be a reverse
---
shield
green
orange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqs4EbU02As
Scotland
thrrrrrust
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121027173719/p__/protagonist/images/4/41/Mac_%28Chicken_Run%29.jpg)
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121027173719/p__/protagonist/images/4/41/Mac_%28Chicken_Run%29.jpg
wishbone
dead cat
roadkill
armadillo
(http://rangomovie.altervista.org/Immagini/Rango-Roadkill2.jpg)
http://rangomovie.altervista.org/Immagini/Rango-Roadkill2.jpg
armour
shining
sun
We already had that recently
---
kist
kin
next (of)
vase
China
shop
police
insurance
backups
stirrup
squirrel
screwy
drivery
livery (stable)
liver
Charlemagne
Champagne
ice cream
eyesore
zoning rules
sundown town
sundance kid
disruptive festival
F*ck Parade
(we had that over here as a counter event to the Love Parade)
naughty bits
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.
Wasn't Aggie who spoke of how gamy moose tasted?
---
capybara
My parents just returned from Norway and brought a few pieces of moose and/or reindeer sausage. Delicious.
---
water hog
hippo
Aaaaargh!
Yaaargghh!
yatagan
byakugan
Gangees
gangrene
diabetes
honey
(Mellitus is derived from that)
bee
line
chorus
girls
boys
in the hood
crystal and crack
Skeksis and Mystics
Skegness
Segway
Medway
Battle of Midway
The Midwich Cuckoos
Village of the Damned
(I prefer the old b/w film in the version without glowing eyes)
Dorothy Sayers
Wizard of Oz
Yellow Brick Road
sick toad
willows
badger
cull
TWS too difficult again?
Gollum
---
No, but I am still thinking about how best to proceed.
Picasso
aha! I look forward to a nice surprise
ricasso (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricasso)
risotto
dry tomatoes
fried/roast onion
battered squid
buttered quiche
Quidditch
quaff
dwarves/dwarfs
Snow White
Coal black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS2gxYPtbOw
mercury
poison
gift
shop
purchase
purse
lips
pubic
rude
rouge
powdered wig
Old Bailey
alcohol
booze
snooze
sneeze
handkerchief
silk glove
kid gloves
Lead azide
Listed building.
Baedeker bombing
Iraq
arrack
barrack
carrack
Cossack
shashka
shekel
menetekel
meme
lolcat
grumpy
Grampy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grampy)
campy
Are you being served? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Humphries)
serve and volley
badminton
Edmonton
Ed Milliband
labors with labour
caesarian
Byzantine
Old
Shatterhand
Edward Scissorhands
AI
sloth
lazy
leisurely
sport
hunt
arrow
hero
Atlas
Zagros
Gandalf
völva
Taras
taurus
cancer
telomers
galopping senility
demented dragons
weary wyverns
werewolves
Suebia
sugar
daddy
daddy longlegs
Weberknecht
maiden
iron
crease
crevice
cave
dive
bomb
icecream
eyesore
Eeyore
Benjamin
Israelites
Israel Hands
Hans Solo
Thelma Threesome
Three Blind Mice
Agatha Christie
Hercule Poirrot
strong parrot
repetiton
repeating rifle
ack ack
quack
Donald Duck
Gladstone Gander
Gus
August
November
Guy Fawkes
Oliver Cromwell
Chopin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell_%28song%29
Shosty
Proky
ghastly
flabber
flabby
fat
thick
chick
flick
film
lubrication
viscosity
salt
of the earth
moss
Kate
Taming of the Shrew
sly
retirement age
pension
illusion
Houdini
Karma
Buddhism
The Sevenfold Path
The Road Less Travelled
stop and go
hitchhiker
galaxy (what else?)
chocolate
Eliza
bucket
stick
carrot
captain
swashbuckle
Aaaaaaargh!
mouth wash
bitter soap
coal tar
shampoo
father
like son
mother s***r
ruckus
rucksack
backpacker
dingo
kidneys
beans
bacon
fry up
wok
rice
Anne
Marian
faithful
Ekkehard
Earhart
missing
girl
boy
n-word
c-word
f-word
ornithocation?
californication
Mexifornia
formica
cutting board
surf board
full throttle
runway
bride
beast
Alexis
Lexus
Lotus
lake
Excalibur
maverick
(Sarah :barf:) Palin
Boston Tea Party
Sicilian Vespers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_Vespers)
Verdi
Vittorio Emmanuele Re d'italia
Victor Victoria
Victrix causa deis placuit sed victa Catoni
cervix
uterus
bleeding nuisance
h(a)emophilia
Rasputin
mad monk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin,_the_Mad_Monk
OCD
OED
OAS
oats
Hall
Cluedo
clueless
head
tails
morning suit
birthday suit
Emporer
estrader
Estee Lauder
Esther Píscore
Piscator
biscuit
weevil
the lesser
lesson
dogma
patter
batter
Battier
Ottoman
Obviousman
Mooning
True Parents
(=> reverend Moon)
False prophets
all of them
chickens
roosters
Rhode Island
Statue of Liberty
Vive la France!
Champagne
[not so] cheap
not shorn sheep
virgin wool
virgin oil
Tachikoma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachikoma
Fukushima
Chernobyl
Black Forest (that's what the name means)
Gateaux
collagen
corpus callosum
convulsions
revulsion
magnetism
mesmerizing
dancing
pin
cushion
pillow
talk
chatter
Chatty :'(
Loss
P&L
P&O
P&G
PG-13
chimpanzees
(old PG Tips advert)
monkey business
duck soup
Sylvania and Freedonia
Pop! goes the weasel
Rice Crispies
crisp bread
toaster
antimacassar
genocide prevention
:ROFL: how did you remember that one?
###########################
quarantine
pentecost(al)
Harvest Festival
reaper
grim
gram
metric
metro
tube
toothpaste
floss
raft (German: Floß)
[surf] board
bored
goudged
gourd
curds
weigh
anchor
rock
metal
pagan
druid
mistletoe and sickle
Seventh Seal
chess
rook
Roc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roc_%28mythology%29
The Rock
Monkey
my clef
dining room
four rooms
The Sign of Four
The Famous Five
the Magnificent Seven
The Saucy Six
Alliteration.
illiteracy
urchins
tunicates
tourniquet
artery
vein
pain
no gain
gamble
garble
gargoyle
chimera
lizard
brain
spaghetti
flying
trapeeze
trapezohedron
Tippi Hedren
lovebirds
monogamy
monotony ;)
sepia
silent cinema
piano
hammer
Maxwell
law
Jude
Wessex
Alfred
Cakes
Portal
John Malkovich
Being
modal word participle
boy scout
HJ & FDJ
LBJ
Great Society
Big Society
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10680062 means stop govt. funding & do it yourself
High Society
shallow & dumb
Tracey and Kevin
K&K
Austria-Hungary
Alsace-Lorraine
World War I
tank
top
spinning
yarn
ripping
funeral
rites
last
post!
^__^
stealing
steeling
night
knight
rook
crow
carrion
sparrow
hawk
scared (which is how my birds get every time a hawk pays them a visit :-\)
scarred
Scarface
Chalky White (http://boardwalkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Chalky_White)
(https://bettysbrownies.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/chalky-white.jpg?w=500)
Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarfs
Cole Porter
coal carrier
hump
day
sun
Tzu
Kung Fu
King Kong
Edgar Walllace
(he wrote the story)
Wallace Simpson
Miss Sara Sampson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Sara_Sampson
Delilah
Tom Jones
Movitz
Maurice
Ravel
Bolero
jacket
double-breasted
Eccentrica Gallumbits
(the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six)
triumvirate
junta
banana republic
Woody Allen
Woody Woodpecker
Betty Boop
Michael Crawford
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Mothers_Do_'Ave_'Em
Benny Hill
Milk float
root beer
Snoopy
Red Baron
Bloody
Mary
Joseph
Many Coloured Coat
Horse of a different colour
slogan
slug horn
shoe horn
waldhorn
sonata
form
content
happy
cadaver
Mork and Mindy
egg
curate
curare
arsenic
old lace
Ealing Comedies
Pimlico
Army and Navy Stores
surplus
vicar
dirty
macintosh
vulcanized rubber
Dr Spock
spitademic
spitoon
Brigadoon
Frigate
Dreadnought
Virginia Woolf
(yes, there is a connection, even with its own wikipedia entry)
Bloomsbury
publisher
public house
seamstress
Shetland
Pony
Orcades
Oh, I missed the pony: magic
Hogwarts
loch
monster
ball
bollé
boule
Boyle
Susan
Teacher (my French Horn teacher's name was Susan)
professor
X
Co-ordinate
Co-op
Lassalle
primary school (mine in my case)
formative
formaldehyde
bunsen burner
Knallgas
Burp!
Burpelson Air Force Base
Base 8
slaughter-house five
punk
steam
engine
driver
printer
plotter
conspiracy
paranoia
la noia
nozze
nudge
say no more
wink
{just watched Eric Idle on Billy Connelly's documentary about death, singing Always Look on the Bright Side........
trick
treat
teat
baby
Herman
Geißlein
gremlin
12
o'clock
solar
plexus
punch
policeman
co(r)ps(e)
stage fright
haha I get to keep the last post
in-state flight
state fugitive
Doktor Gimpel
Doctor Who
what?
whack
St Trinians (again)
Man's rally
Mansplaining
The Wrong Mans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Mans)
wrong place at the wrong time
bounty hunter
highwayman
Dennis Moore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLkhx0eqK5w
Dennis the Menace
home alone
Kevinism/Chantalism
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin#.E2.80.9EKevinismus.E2.80.9C
Calvinism
Hobbsian
Lockian
16 ton weight
Loxian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loxian
Ixian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ix_%28Dune%29
Ixion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixion
lexicon
Suda
Sudan
Basheer
Princess Diana
virginal Artemis
Cassandra
Flavia
Fulvia
Hypatia
Hyawatha
Iroquois
genocide
ethnic cleansing
defrosting
cake
kids
sour patch
sour puss
unhappy
desolate
Smaug
smoke
Frank Sinatra
Vegas
Vargas
Vasovagal syncope
fainting goats
goat starer
zoophiliac
isolated job
Qatar
catarrh
sniff
allergies
allegories
applicability
application
cellphone app
(Oh how I wish it would stay with cellphones and not infest proper computers too as seems Microsoft's firm plan)
5 stars
5 Alarm
watch
--
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 19, 2014, 10:05:11 AM
cellphone app
(Oh how I wish it would stay with cellphones and not infest proper computers too as seems Microsoft's firm plan)
Apple started it, Google followed it (apps for Chrome browser), so MS isn't exactly innovating, only annoying -as usual- trying to implement things the wrong way. ::)
tower
records
tape to tape
sex
procreation
burden
proof
brandy
cognac
Napoleon
Nelson
double
dubloon
maravedi
Armada
flatulence
turbulance
laminar flow
lava
magma
magna
Graecia
gracious
goodness
ripe
rape (the oily seed)
brocoli
Cicciolina
bare politics
raw scheming
Machiavellian
Michelin
Rosette
Miette (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112682/)
Miete (rent)
boy
n-word
Enron
Kleptocracy
banana republic
Woody Allen
woodpecker
tongue twister
[tongue] funnel
tunnel
chunnel
perfume
Profumo
scandal
sandal
Club Med
stark mad
nudist colony
FKK
KKK
Ghost
shell
ear trumpet
crumpet
strumpet
street walker
Bordsteinschwalbe
short shorts
longjohns
silk
worm road
waiting [for the...]
Godot
Goths
Mothra
Gothmog
Gog and Magog
Gomorrah
Dresden
files
Ipcress
Ice fortress
Hogfather
Sausages
Hanswurst
Chewbacca
cashew nuts
chicken
hawks/wings
Wingnuts
Cashew nuts
strange fruit
seedy old man
hayseed hobo
needle
heroine
Ovid (letters of heroines)
Homer
Hesiod
Euterpe
musing
artist
painter
contractor
attractor
magnet
iron filings
pyrophoric
enthusiastic
frenetic
Phonetic
Lyme Disease
tics
tocs
clocks
chronometer
barometer
The Abyss
Abbess
nunnery
[predicted]
Ophelia
ophidian
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/OphidianPromo.jpg/220px-OphidianPromo.jpg
onyx
Oryx
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/-x6U82lWyGU8/T0w8PwrwuUI/AAAAAAAAOX0/Jp7VgV7xmWQ/IMG_9254.JPG?imgmax=512)
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-x6U82lWyGU8/T0w8PwrwuUI/AAAAAAAAOX0/Jp7VgV7xmWQ/IMG_9254.JPG?imgmax=512
horny
bovine
meaty
leafy
suburb
rhubarb
bitter
twisted
lacework
old crone
Swedish Krona
Spanish fort
piano
shhh...
ScHARR
((((University of Sheffield, School of Health and Related Research).))).
MJOLNIR
Thrymr
(as it happens I just turned the Thrymskvida from fornydislag into hexameters for fun. That's the Eddic poem where Thrymr steals Mjölnir and Thor has to disguise himself as a woman to get it back).
Twelth Night
repetitive carol
moaning minnie
Minnie da bin i
Fanciulla del West
Cruella De Vil
Niccolò Machiavelli
Leviathan
Olympus
Mons
Mars
[lack of] Nitrogen
ammonia
comet
asteroid
orbit
XOR
NOT
NAND
emu
flightless
Galapagos
Darwin
finches
many
manly
mainly
maintenance
grooming
currycomb
honey
Pooh
brain (lack thereof)
trotters
globe
space
pigs in
sausages out
chocks away
Chicken Run
run rabbit run
wabbit season
grouse
geese
geas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geis
Purple Haze
Purple Rain
Bloodrayne
Blade
rapier
sharp
cutting edge
modern
talking
lying
dying
nature
nurture
breast
plate
dish
washer
tap
water
plants
mills
Boon
doggle
dogging
shagging
pleasure
cruise
missile
launcher
lunch
packed
stacked
supermarket
high school
subvert
undermine
under yours
cowgirl
haystack
jump
leap
faith
chastity
grace
Elsie
(I am not your grace, I am your Elsie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEofL_yFsXA
school
Rock
star
ship
mate
down under
kangaroo
court
walking out
dead man walking
zombie
lumpenproletariat
47%
halfway house
The Scribbler
Spectator
American Enquirer
Nosy parker
meter maid
Yellow Submarine
vogon fleet
Prostetnik
Prosthetic
Götz von Berlichingen
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiserne_Hand_%28G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen%29
Copper kettle
pewter cauldron
Macbeth
Gruoch
(not Grouch as is often claimed)
Brioche
brooch
pendant
pedant
Father
Vader
Darth
dearth
dearest
sweetest
saccharine
up the ante
status quo ante
antipasta
prosciutti
pigs
fly
pink
sheers
shear force
brute elegance
vin brute
rose
narcissus
narcolepsy
sleeperitis
CHALLENGE sleeperitis : no such word
nod off
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2015, 03:42:49 AM
CHALLENGE sleeperitis : no such word
No objection. But there is an equivalent German slang term. It would also not be the first time that made up words turned up in this thread.
----
catalepsy----
Edit: There are a few occasions of 'sleeperitis' occuring on the net
http://taringamp3.com/sleeperitis/
or just some samples on the google list
Quote... yesterday because of neck/shoulder pain and this, in addition to the exercises she gave me is going to be so helpful for keeping my 'side-sleeperitis' in check.
Quote15.08.2012 - At some point every player on this list might become overvalued, but at least right now, I think they are undervalued—a.k.a sleeper-itis. So let's ...
QuoteSome subtypes of Senioritis are social and academic senioritis, senioritis ditching and sleeperitis. Social- The decision of going out or socializing in class rather ...
Quote20.12.2009 - It turns out I have a bit of 'stomach-sleeper-itis' which has caused a disc in my spine to bulge and consequently compress my spinal cord.
QuoteEnd quote --- Wah u ketch sleeperitis --- End quote --- [ranting] but you bright. Tifosi ftw. Anyway, back to the regularly scheduled program. ;D Have a look at this:
Yes, I found those you've quoted but they did not convince me the word really existed. Googling "sleeperitis" with "definition" does not return any definitions which is for me the deciding factor.
~~~~~~~
Robin Williams
Rob in the Hood
---
I'd bet I could find a number of 'real' words quickly that would also not be in connection with 'definition' on the net and quite a lot of 'not real' words that are (since that has at times be a popular game).
And then there is this classic:
[/quote]Wenn Biermolke dwatsche Biermörder bei der Forsche im Förschelverfahren dazu treibt, Gefopptegetreibs gewöhniglich mit der Gleve gegen Glibbergräzisten abzuschließen, vermag nur Greander aus Juzen Quurren werden zu lassen. Sonst könnten schiefelnde Seelen nach wackerer Stehung maßvoller, auf Szische angesetzter Stoben bei treftigem Strollen stitzig werden. Hingegen mag beim stobigen Treib ein Uzvogel in Umzwingung verzwunzen haben, wie ihm die Vesche auf vulkanischem Wegzwiesel wenig Wendunmut bereitete, was einem wilben Wiking im Ysop auf dem Zmaschenlager unterm Zypressenzweig viel eher widerfahret.[/quote]
That sounds a lot like out of Monty Python and is nearly completely incomprehensible but is fully correct German using only words from the definitive German thesaurus (Grimmsches Wörterbuch).
Maid Marion
Marion Robert Morrison (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne)
Violet Elizabeth Bott (https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=zLWmAwAAQBAJ&pg=PT267&lpg=PT267&dq=violet+bott+girl+scream&source=bl&ots=-MwmGlt0JU&sig=fTHDaw_hDJlIZCQRLacvl6clFeY&hl=en&sa=X&ei=D0bWVO73F8ruaLG-gvAL&ved=0CGIQ6AEwCg#v=onepage&q=violet%20bott%20girl%20scream&f=false)
Mrs. Malaprop
Bush
shrubbery
Leylandii
Weyland Yutani
MacDonalds
WürgerKing
The Fisher King (1991)
The Shoes of the Fisherman
Swashbuckler
washboard weeper
scrubber
rubber
barrier
Bastille
Castille
Aragon
dragon
Hogwarts
Scotland
Referendum
plebiscite
democracy
crazy dames
danish
butter cookies
gingerman
pepperbox
thunder box
breakdance
St. Vitus' dance
Parkinson's
Peter principle
Principessa
Aspirin
(connection: a very old animated Spanish ad)
Ulcer
Usher
Ulster
peajacket
donkey jacket
donkey in lion skin
circus
clown
sad
depressed
Dead Sea
Red Sea
knee-deep in blood
slaughterhouse five
The Famous Five
FabFour
New York
strip
poker
bet
bête noire
black hole
assteroid (no spelling error)
drug mule
high goat
low gate
high treason
The Tower of London
execution
cutting out
lawnmower
weed eater
vampire
empire
umpire
tennis
Henry V
(unfortunately there seems to be no Olivier rendition of the tennis balls speech on youtube)
Alan Howard
sadly, died yesterday
LOTR
Potter
Vacancy
vacant stare
casual vacancy
tourist trap
diminished returns
value added tax
Poor Laws (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Poor_Laws)
corrupt lawmakers
wetting water
soaking wet
wet tshirt contest
fish
cetus
Ambulocetus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambulocetus
odontocetus
orthodontist
crown
Victoria
Mornington Crescent.
Morris Mini
Liliputian morris dancing
sticks
salt
life
classes
Klassenkampf
Summertime
Cotton
nitrocellulose
stockings
stocks
stock market
Bull
run
skip
Skippy & Dippy
peanut butter
sandwich
Earl
James Jones
Tom Jones
Rob Roy
Kemo sabe
rear end of horse
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/jimmylh/kemosabe-1.jpg)
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/jimmylh/kemosabe-1.jpg
Kangaroo
wannabe wallaby
unreconstructed male
unadulterated cat
Top Cat
Seuss Supreme
Zeus
What's to do? (spoke Zeus)
"Here's a curious thing, here's a how'd you do!"
way to the forum
Caesar
Pompey
Pomp & Circumstance
Duck
Luck
Black
kettle
pot
stew
Irish
ancestry (mine, according to a DNA test)
The Old Ones
Cliff Richard
CliffsNotes
Clef change
Roman à clef
Sous Chef
Sushimi
kendo
quarterstaff
Boy Scout
paramilitary training
territorial army
Ghurka troops
(always good for a laugh in German since Gurke is our word for cucumber and Gurkentruppe means a bunch of incompetents)
military intelligence
MAD
Mash
potatoes
toma-toes
toe bouquet
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs50/200H/i/2009/263/8/9/Toe_Bouquet_by_Darkness_Resides.jpg)
Rheumatism
Falstaff
wizard staff
knob at the end
broomstick
Broomhilda
Toledo
tornado
spitfire
zero
shooting star
comet
vomit
falling
intelligent
drone
dark skies
dust bowl
super
commissioner
Gordon
Flesh
light :mrgreen:
feather
weight
balance
scales
dragon
Grand Vizier
Opera glasses
binoculars
Pinocchio
liar
politician
fraud
tax
fax
fox
fantastic
light
turtle
neck
psycho
path
glory
hole
(I saw that one coming)
straight fantasy
Not one of mine.
---
rank incompetence
elected officials
lobby apprentice
corruption
corrosion
acid
base
belong
to whom
it may concern
concern troll
unhappy
clown
women
SHE
Haggard
Kipling
(they wre friends)
(yes)
McVitee
True Scotsman
Whisky
whiskers
catfish
dogfight
Spitfire
Tempest
Macbeth
That Play
Waiting for Godot
dustbin
Dustin
Hoffman
flunky
gopher
Scooter
roller skates
Skateboard Rockers
rolling table
meals on wheels
(the German name translates a 'mobile lunch table')
tasteless
kitsch
grotesque
wealth
gazillion
gazelle
grace
amazing
Maurice
island
no man
land
hope & glory
Pomp & Circumstance
duck
sauce
special secret
black site
black body radiation
black hole
Hawking radiation
falconry
Kestrel
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/American_Kestrel_on_the_hunt.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/American_Kestrel_on_the_hunt.jpg
(you can't tell me he isn't a cuttie)
Hawk
Reaper
Grim
Hagen
Dumbledore
Twiddledee
Tweety
Pie
mince
dice
slice
soda
(http://www.usasoda.com/images/pcslice29found_small.JPG)
carbonate
calcium
chalk
board
bored
psychopath
Jamaica
(in Pirates Gold the inn in the only port on Jamaica in one of the time periods was called The Psycho Path)
Jamaica Inn
Reef Pirates
Pirate's Booty
(http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Roberts-PB.jpg)
cooties
cuttie
sark
snark
tweedledum
kettle drum
trombone
serpent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpent_(instrument))
ophicleide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophicleide)
official guide
hint book
cheat guide
taking advantage
bank
river
Ol`Man
trousers
pants
short of breath
asthma
halitosis
compromised immune system
half dead
half life
first order reaction
Boom!
Doom!!
gloom
galumphing
galloping
gaucho
ñandú/rhea
ostrich
feather duster
vacuum cleaner
black hole
Stephen Hawking
entanglement pair
quantum cryptography
quantum decryption
Bletchley Park
Hyde Park on Hudson
Rowing boats
Oxbridge
masons
compass
circle
underground
railway
railgun
Dora
honey
cutie
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Cutie_honey_Film.jpg
cuticle
vesicle
spleen
green
party
pooper
grounded
electricity
shocking
hemline
hemlock
hickory
dickery
douchebaggery
gerrymandering
xenophobia
xanthogenate
xanax
Xanadu
Tarzan
tartan
plaid
plank
thick
think
tank
armor
chink
gook
cook
cake
bread (I made bread cake and I'm eating a piece right now)
crust
mantle
piece
cannon
tower
bloody
murder
jaywalking she wrote
petty excuse
petty theft
Tom Petty
Tom & Jerry
Ben & Jerry's
Häagen Dasz
dulce de leche (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_de_leche)
dulce et decorum est
dolce et gabana
luna e sambuca
bossanova
meet the new boss, same as the old boss
----
CEO shuffle
Who
Doctor
doctrine
dogma
Scandinavian movies
tricky
trickster
Pan & Loki
Lockheed Martin
McDonnell Douglas
Northrop Grumman
turboprop
Wankel
rotary piston
Mustang
Shooting Star
Hyawatha
Delius
Delphi
Oracle
tripod
camera
obscura
shadows
Mordor
murder
most foule
land and water fowl
geese
duck!
woodpecker beer commercial
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Adam Smith
delusional con artist
guru
swami
Durchananda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNxovUEZgf0
(that's a pun on Durcheinander = confused)
Pennsylvania Dutch (that really should be German/Deutsch)
Butch Penn
Sean Penn
Penn Station
Penn State (university)
Oklahoma State (my Alma mater)
UF (my son's)
University of Life
The Meaning of Liff
(not a typo)
liposuction
Failure :(
fellatio
good time
entertainer
Hupfdohle
Can-can
Notre Dame
Gothic
Baroque
Palladium
Iridium
Osram
bulb
bulimia
chubs
locks
goldy
kitsch
Kirsch
Headache
analgesic
downer
upper
fixer
dealer
parasite
stiff collar
bull mastiff
beef
anger
frost
deep roots
corruption
foul play
at fault
advantage
deuce
Irma
Dora
Gustav
Mahler
1000
natural limits
infinite bondage
wealthy depravity
lustful lords
pretty serf
bondwoman
sales bait
lurid lure
cage girl
Prehistoric Women
(avoiding the notorious cave girl by using the canonical worst Hammer movie)
hairy legs :mrgreen:
pre-shave
profumo
russian roulette
revolver
lift shaft
cable tunnel
carpal tunnel syndrome
Tennis-Arm
ARM processor
arms control
cerebral palsy
epilepsy
epilator
brazilian
background radiation
white noise
whale music
mesmerizing song
magnetic muse
audio tape
Nixon
Water
fowl
FIFA
smallpox
(old German name: Blattern)
nasty boss
pointy haired boss index
starting on 9
Inside number 9.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2674806/
white album
white cliffs of Dover
Very Lyn
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2015, 05:15:46 PM
Very Lyn
Is that a cheap Chinese imitation of Dame Vera Lynn ;) ?
To make one would make sense given news like these
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/10884768/Dame-Vera-Lynn-breaks-chart-record-aged-97-with-album-of-wartime-hits.html
Ping Closby
I am reallly struggling with spelling now. It has got much much worse. I can no longer even picture in my mind when a word looks correct or not. I am actually getting quite frightened about what is happening and how fast it is progressing.
But I do get and like your joke.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#
Bob <I can't remember his last name, but that one who was in lots of comedies. See, I told you my brain is disappearing.>
That's iirc how the late Terry Pratchett first noticed his incipient Alzheimer.
I too notice a tendency to (correctly) spell phonetically similar words in the wrong place (although never mixing they're with their to my knowledge, although this seems to be a very common one with native English speakers).
---
your uncle
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 03, 2015, 10:09:23 PM
That's iirc how the late Terry Pratchett first noticed his incipient Alzheimer.
Well, it's nice to have something in common, but I'd prefer it not to be that. I am also coming out with random words when typing. I have the right word in my head but my fingers just type simething entirely different. It's kind of spooky.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
La Mancha
Toboso
Dulcino
La Dolce Vita
Dulce de Leche
dulce et decorum est...
sweet victory
diabetes mellitus
insulin
pigs
dogs
foxes
Coffy
Camp
kitsch
ketchup
cat's up
chat noire
Bruant
truant
trout
Schubert
Shoe-Burt
What on earth is a Shoe-Burt?
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2015, 01:59:59 AM
What on earth is a Shoe-Burt?
A cobbler with the same love for bad punning as many barbers? ;)
A yurt for Burts or shoes?
Mood boots and vandal sandals
I am totally lost.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lost
Found
(or mustard gas [aka Lost], if that suits you better)
foundling
elfling
Gelfling (Dark Crystal)
dementia
Uncle Fester
Foster beer
Foster child
child abuse
chilhood
infantalise
Don Carlos, Infant of Spain
Director of Studies
Dumaresq
Domecq
Dem bones
dumbbell
poor cow
My cow
Moooo!
Meaow!
cougar
MILF
Simpsons
OJ
Lime juice
concentrate
concentric
Stonehenge
pot overhang
late night reception
one night stand
tripod
teapot
storm in
Stormont
Strom Thurmond
Uma Thurman
umlaut
strong verb
passive
aggressive
corrosive
Fluorine
Toothpaste
layer cake
Stanislaw Lem
(layer cake is one of his stories, iirc originally a radio play. There is a very good short film adaption of it)
Solaris
Moonbeam
moonshine (booze)
butt
Grass
(Der Butt is a novel by G.Grass)
Neil De
Tyson
foods
rats
swarm
intelligence
emergent property
fossilizing theft
oviraptor
triceratops
carrot tops
cucumber sandwich
odd taste
cod liver oil candy
anchovies ice cream
cornet
trilogy (remember Simon Pegg?)
Tolkien
piano
Joanna
Arc
Kipling
(he used an initial composed of Noah's Arc inside the letter A = Arc A = R.K.)
handbag
Earnest
roommate (my son's roommate name)
rumour
ruminate
bovine
excrement
digestive final product
congressman
critter
gremlin
Kremlin
FSB
SFB
(http://www.ard.de/image/464624/16x9/4788514718642869044/512)
TVG
TGV
(French high speed train)
(that's what I had in mind, I messed the order)
SNF
snuff
smurf
gargamel
...which would go back to Gargantua, etc (we've been there), mmm....
caramel
burnt sugar
dark stain
black spot
transit
(http://soho.nascom.nasa.gov/hotshots/2003_05_07/mdi_comp.png)
http://soho.nascom.nasa.gov/hotshots/2003_05_07/mdi_comp.png
visa
paperwork
bureaucracy
Normally I'd say Vogons, but given that we exhausted that line a couple times I rather say:
security by obscurity
Snowdon
Blatter
Did anyone see the blue moon last night?
Splatter..
gore
Spain
dry heat
hooves of hot iron
run like the wind
wind in the willows
Toad of Toad Hall
Valhalla
Rising
sea level
surface
bumps
humps
Father
No, not a sexual link
confession
St.Augustine
(I loathe that guy)
He tried the stuff so you don't have to... ::) ::)
---
hookers & blow
I blame his mum.
line & sinker
Game
Most dangerous
poisonous
toxic
radioactive
talk radio
metapedia!
---
(google gave me a definition from that source, I wasn't aware of it's existence until now)
metamphetamine
tooth decay
mouthrotten masses
England
(sorry..)
keep the homefires burning
There'll be blue birds over the white cliffs of Dover
The general's fast asleep
carpet bombing
carpetbagging
tea baggers
Ew
heifer
(Tricia) Helfer
Helfersyndrom
China Syndrome
glutamate
tasty
sickles
Grim
Hagen
Haagen-Dazs
Hägar the Horrible
cold and wide
tundra
[oversized] truck
destruction derby
demolition
Stallone
Schwarzenegger
Gropenfuhrer
groping further
Groop, I implore thee
Groo the Wanderer
Sapperlot, wo ist das Boot?
Spamalot
It's only a model
supermodel
sex bomb
stink
odeur
fumes
gasoline
internal combustion engine
Explosionsmotor
(so much more evocative :mrgreen:)
leaking gas
diffusion
solubility
smectic phase
moon
Sin
(Babylonian moon good, but you may make of the word what you want)
guilt
guild
influence peddling
bribery
ointment
('hand ointment' is an old euphemism for bribes)
glue
rubber
tree
carbon sink
plastic tub
plastic ball filter
plastique
surgery
insurgation
insurgency
storm surge
destruction
derby
Joan
Arc Crawford
crawling ford
broken bridge
grand slam
I read that as Grand Islam first ;)
Allahu Akbar!
Admiral [Ackbar]
trap
Julie Andrews
David Lean
Don McLean
McLaren
Mercedes
Karl [Benz]
XII
dozen
dirty
Harry
(...thou shall dash them, in pieces, like a potter's...) vessel
Horst Wessel
Gustav Holst
Mystic Trumpeter
A thing of shreds and patches
quilt
The Quiller Memorandum.
The Turner Diaries
Timothy Spall
Spalanzani
zamboni
Zampano
Zambrano
Malambruno
hunger strike
Mahatma
Bapu
Sabu
swami
Durchananda
veranda
verismo
Caruso
tenor
quartet
hung, drawn and quartered
medieval
middle aged
wig
tory
conservative
canned goofs
Donald Trump
canard
a l'orange
Wilhelm von Nassau
Atlantis
Challenger
Pigs in Space
Testbild
testrun
testicle
Popsicle :mrgreen:
Popplers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_with_Popplers
Tasty!
gourmet
rare and delicate
Oryx
tender and gamey
wild turkey
turnkey
turnpike
memoirs
geisha
courtesan
courtier
Courtauld Institute
Foucault
Eco
logy
groggy
forworn
forlorn
fork handles
Best sketch ever
[youtube=425,350]Cz2-ukrd2VQ[/youtube]
pan handle (Alaska)
Florida and Texas
Bush Country
razor and/or wax
Brazilian
(that's what you aimed for, wasn't it?)
Bossa
chieftress
undress
Ursula
duress
durability
Duracell
Hasematik
house mat
curtain and carpet
cleaning
cleansing
filth
prawn
shrimp
pshrink
pea shooter
BB gun
BB King
Duke Ellington
Charles Mingus
Charlemagne (Carolus Magnus)
Caroline
Monaco
Grand Prix
Song Contest
(formerly known as Grand Prix d'Eurovision de la Chanson)
composition prize
royalties
death certificate*
*funny tale: the organization in charge of royalties to musicians in Colombia charged royalties for long dead composers claiming that if you wanted to avoid paying them you'd have to bring the [original] death certificate (you know, Bach's, Mozart's, etc) ::)
identity theft
(before papers got photos on them people have been declared legally dead* when someone stole their papers and got killed with those on them. It is rumoured that in at least one case the 'dead' person needed a new birth certificate because the state refused to invalidate the death certificate. That he then was treated legally as an infant was probably added by the script writers when it got adapted for the big screen).
*still happens even today but usually for other reasons
insurance
echo gnomics and in sewer ants
gobbledigook
technobabble
nincompoop (to Griffin's word)
tabloid raffle (to Zono's word)
exception
umbrage
umbrella
corporation
Tax Avoidance
artful dodgers
corporatocracy
Chrononhotonthologos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrononhotonthologos
Obscure
camera
Action!
Cut!!!
paper
scissors
running
emergency room
911
451
420
Twenty Thousand Leagues
submarine
yellow
fever
Stillwater* (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Famous)
bayou
gumbo
Erzulie Gogol
Groucho
Gruoch (aka Lady Macbeth)
Grinch
grinder
Tinder
arson
firefighter
Smokey
bacon
Kevin
Fed*
*I saw Black Mass yesterday and he was one of the Feds.
up
life
Marvin
Magratea
Amalthea
Aldebaran
Betelgeuse
Beettlejuice
Lottergeist
poltergeist
Polterabend
Bendover
Airbender
chakra
kala
kale
Pamukkale
bukkake
baclava
Balaclava
turtleneck
Mitch McConnell
uprising
erection
circulation
bloodstream
Kill Bill
Lady Snowblood
Kurosawa*
*I know he didn't made it
Dreams
paintings
artist
silent
running
gag
order
purchase
wouldn't hurt
pinch
point
power
rangers
Texas
taxes
death
watch
bay
blood
anemia
porphyria
gout
Friedrich Wilhelm
Milton
The Ringer
Ringu
Pingu
Petzi
pitri
Petra
Petrarca
pestilence
(sonnets have been called the Petrarcan pestilence)
fertile ecosystem
terra preta
linea nigra
legenda negra
El Dorado
Miguel de Ducko
Duckman
Harold the Duck
Howard
Carpendale
The Carpenters
Jesus Freaks
significant population percentage
noisy minority
noise to signal ratio
morse code
ternary
caveman
Neanderthal
Denisovan
Unimog
Unicycle
halfsegway
hoverboard
full of eels
electric
general
turbine
Potsdam
Leipzig
Lipizzaner horses
prancing
pony
brownie
points
blanks
concentric
Atlantis
shuttle
loom
boom
mike
magic
mana
algae
flora
fungi
magic mushrooms
Patmos
delusions of grandeur
megalomania
prophets and dictators
that is not a word; I know we allow leaway, but one can go too far
typist
secretary
[paid] lover
hetaira
crown
sceptre
spectre
phantom
comic
tragic
Dragic
dragee
Drag & Drop
pulldown
pullover
sweater
no sweat
anti malaria drug
genetically modified mosquito
Supergnat
tichonaut
Star Diaries
morning star
mace
ace
ACDC
Iron Maiden
Maggie junior
Falklands/Malvinas
Maledives
maledictis
condemned
building
edifice
lies
damned lies
statistics
thermodynamics
chaos
soak
bubbles
hog cycle
hog rider
Baubo
---
(Connection: Baubo riding on the pig)
http://www.vaginamuseum.at/KUNSTundKULTUR/files/images/ARCHIV%20-%20KUNSTGESCHICHTE/5-ROEMISCHES%20REICH/5-15-Baubo_auf_dem_Schwein.jpg
Goethe used the image in his witch sabbath scene in Faust I.
matriarchy
Elephants
With a Thousand
actual number >:(
1001?
2001
Space Odyssey
Dave
HAL 9000
Daisy
monolith
monorail
infection
replication
RNA
SNF
snafu
Jabberwocky
Zipferlake
---
Verdaustig wars und glasse Wieben
Rotterten gorkicht im Gemank
Gar elump war der Pluckerwanck
Und die gabben Schweisel frieben
Google can't translate that
---
swanlake?
It's the beginning of the by far best translation of Jabberwocky into German.
---
Nutcracker
Bond
covalent
conduction
orchestrate
arrange
align
character
epsilon
delta
Nile
denial
[of] Service
dishes
signal
noise
ratio
Horatio
Galaxy
Far Far Away
Mio min Mio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mio,_My_Son
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mio_in_the_Land_of_Faraway
J.B. Priestly
with whom I once had lunch in a friend's country mansion............. yes, my life is just weird/or should I say was...
oxygen
(OK that was Joseph PriestlEy)
Movistar
(O2 is owned by Telefonica which owns...)
Broadway
narrow passage
cul de sac
Sackville-Baggins
Hobbit-hole
Toenails
clippings
Naglfar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar
keratin
certain
(more often than not I type ceratin first when I want to type certain)
ceratops
ancylosaur
ankle
biter
beak
treadmill
space
invaders
pacman
pecan nut
almond
amygdalin
endorphins
selfcontrolled substances
autoplay
boot sector
multi-os
ultimo
Mohican
Vokuhila
Coahuila
Coals to Newcastle
Owls to Athens
golden
river
reavers
skinning
Skinner
tapes
evidence
clue
no
Dr
nurse
wet
downpour
Kuala Lumpur
petronas
Simonopetra (Monastery)
Simoniac
Simony
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simony
indulgence
drain
(in German the same word (Ablaß) can be used for both)
blocked
barricade
motorcade
insecure
unsurance
certainty
principle
anthropic
anthropology
ethnology
topology
Size 36C
Konfektionsgröße
thick chocolate
brown masses
south of the border
Watford
Mr Magoo
Maggi
manger
monger
fish
offal
horrible
abominable
metrosexual
uniball
unilever
Influence peddling
(the term for 'lever' in spanish is 'palanca' which is a colloquial term for influence peddling)
hand ointment
(old catholic term for bribery)
lube...
grease
Dear Leader*
*(http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1392481/kim-jong-un-visits-lubricant-factory-imparting-field-guidance.jpg)
http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1392481/kim-jong-un-visits-lubricant-factory-imparting-field-guidance.jpg
Deer Hunter
AR-15
::) ::) ::)
RPG
BFG
Hey, I almost used that one too.
---
Big Friendly Giant
misunderstood
rotten guy
http://www.songtexte.fm/lazy-town/good-to-be-bad#but-i-m-a-simple-rotten-guy
rotten borough
Hell's Kitchen
Devil's Granny
succubus
Buhlteufel
Beautiful
Beau Brummel
Little Lord Fauntleroy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Lord_Fauntleroy)
rags to riches
servants make the worst masters
parvenu
Kardashian
Car Crash Ian
Insurance rates
in-sewer-ants rats
Flushed Away
A Rat's Life
Life on Mars
areanthropic
psychotropic
shrooms
bad high
swing low
chariot
agitator
boom
mike
magic
underwear
(Mormon)
bloomers
suffragettes
bluestocking
spectacled cobra
rose-tinted
rose-fingered Eos
colorful
Hundertwasser
aqua regia
aurum potabile
gold flake toppings
Danziger Goldwasser
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwasser
Fool's gold
Fairy Dollar
quidditch world cup
Cup a Soup
coup de telephone
telephone pole
singing wire
violin
violence :fighting_violin:
...and variations
[youtube=425,350]FYwpt092O7U[/youtube]
variatio delectat
pleasure
garden
salad
word
press
gang
bang
big
band
ribbon
Gun metal
I have just bought some ribbon in this colour........ otherwise yes, rather an obscure link
gunnery medal
nunnery rhyme
Ball at Kerrymuir
Reichenbach Falls
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Sherlock_Holmes_and_Professor_Moriarty_at_the_Reichenbach_Falls.jpg/351px-Sherlock_Holmes_and_Professor_Moriarty_at_the_Reichenbach_Falls.jpg)
(Fall of the) House of Usher
Gold Bug
Cask of Amontillado
Apostilla
Speed boat
truthers
truthiness
absolute
vodka
shot
don't!
rather not
optional
ontological
ornothology
oven bird
[h]orno means oven ;D
fowl in the hole
foxhole officer
frontliner
Mercedes truck (Freightliner)
Magirus
(not a Japanese monster)
Magnus
vampire
(for the record: I have not read an Anne Rice book or watched any movie based on them)
Leech
lich
Heimlich
Choking
shocking
shock and awe
chopped and raw
NutriBullet
smoothie
slushie
swamp
bog
debug
GBL and FTB
(cf. Pratchett)
FTL
hyperdrive
flux capacitor
code
shit
(German: Kot, pronounced very similarly to code)
[sh!t, I forgot my] cheat sheet
cheetah
road runner
road rage
road kill
armadillo
silver plated candlesticks
talmi
talmud
Yentl
gentile
gentilhomme
Eau de Toilette
Toilettentieftaucher
dead cellphone
amoeba pörn
morula
lil moray
morose
noose
sisal two-step
zigzag stitching
crisscrossing
lacrosse
motocross
rally
derby
Darby
Asenath
That's enough
satisfaction
drugs
stuff
pipe
tubular
uranium
fissionable
impressionable
imprint
mommy
big fat mamma
Medea
Pasiphae
Persephone
Long John Silver
Hi-oh
high five
above average
excessive
overdose
underground
dark web
black market
black friday
sale
last minute
dot com
boom boom
twin gun
bubble gum
sticky
end
doom
gloom
glow
radiating
radioactive
third rail
electroshock
Trump
apocalypse
leftist caribbean dancing ;)
rightist caribbean dictator
business as usual
(with emphasis on business)
corporate malfeasance
murder most foule
Christmas Carol
droning on (and on, and on, and on...)
predator song
widowed swan
olim lacus colueram
coelurosaurus
coelacanth
Adam Sedgwick
rock bottom ;)
hard place
sword*
*The expression 'between a rock and a hard place' in Spanish is 'between the sword and the wall'.
dagger
cloak
cloaca
pigeon
carrier
pest
Buda
path
garden
Nineveh
(aparently the famous gardens were there and not in Babylon)
Nimrod
apocalypse
the great reveal
The Prestige
Pride and Prejudice
Just coming from the cinema where I watched a very delightful Jane Austen adaptation. Not of her well known and often adapted pieces but the first* one of 'Lady Susan' under the title of 'Love & Friendship' with a very well disposed Kate Beckinsale in the lead.
As chance had it I watched, just a few days ago, one of her earliest films (Uncovered/The Flemish Board; 1994) when she still was an almost unbearably cute tomboy (giving lots of fanservice too).
*Edit: seems there was a TV adaption once, so only a cinema first.
Zombies ;-)
nosferatu (adj.)
bloody
Mary
fiction
friction
viscosity
thixotrope & rheopex
(sounds like a cartoon for kids)
StrexCorp (http://nightvale.wikia.com/wiki/StrexCorp_Synernists_Incorporated)
Kuchisake-onna (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna)
Heath Ledger
Gradus ad Parnassum
Imaginarium
imaginary numbers
(not talking about GOP budget proposals)
tinkerbell
unbeliever
Kāfir
Mirage
Phantom
Opera
Chrome
Cylon
Sri Lanka Typhoon
Typhoo Tea
http://www.typhootea.com/
herbalist hag
Burn the Witch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k)
which one?
the blond one
Emil
Email
telegram
torygraph
populist observer
simple logic
Andor Xornot
Carnot cycle
Diesel engine
VW cheat
Chrysler crook
Fiat
lux
rex
Xerxes (an anagram of sex rex?)
xerox
cheap cloning device
(not 'sheep')
sheep telomere correction
fat-tailed sheep
long tail sleep
hypernoxia
hypospray
hypodermic needle
insulin
Prince Charles
(after an old cartoon in a Lab Journal magazine that invovled His Highness and insulin)
Architecture
architrave
Underneath the Arches
water under the bridge
(at least in German this could be a single word ;-) )
Roman engineer
concrete
(opus caementitium)
detailed
secure
encrypted
cypher
(I wonder what cypher sex would be like)
Turin (I forget, are we allowed people?)
incest (if person)
shroud (if city)
(I know of no objection. I assume you mean the Tolkien character not the Italian city)
(or the Touring test?)
---
paternal bedding
missed g off end, so no, neither, but will go with yours
The Devinci Code
mirror writing
vampire confusion
vegetarian option
(even at the traditional Dracula Dinner in Britain)
haystack
The Haywain Triptych
Constable
Agincourt
mud
Pearl Harbour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2jEDfPwG8
lighting rod
glow stick
(assuming you did not drop an 'n' there)
chemical darkness
LAD (light absorbing diodes)
LIDAR
maser
mast
yard
meter
iambic
doric
architrave
archimandrite
hieromonk
[Hieronymus] Bosch
Haber
to have (in Spanish haber is a verb used closer to have and be)
Note: Griffin emailed me and told me there seems to be an email problem with the forum and, that she'll be back soon.
heave
heathen
heather
Scottish Independence
I think the email problem is fixed. Actually there were several. But this one was to do with message when watching a thread not getting through via email.
Web host said we needed something or other (never heard of) set and it wasn't. It is now.
Scots wha hae
single malt
spring water
~~~~~~~~~~
The emails are still not getting through. I'll have to raise another support ticket.
lark's vomit
bitter song
tonic water
ginger ale
torture
(cf. Terry Pratchett for details [Night Watch])
guild
lily
illy
ILY (I love you)
O RLY?
Irish
Charles de Gaulle
(connection: Paris airports)
Edit: sorry, missed Griffin's post
setter
Afghan
Khyber
[Jacques] Ibert
David Hilbert
Hat (look him up in wiki)
HAL 9000
mad
Alfred E. Neumann
Paul
Peter & Mary
2nd husband
ex-widow or polyandry?
ex-widow, but thinking further it should be 2nd marriage because Peter was also* married before becoming a disciple.
* ;-)
old lamps for new!
scam
knave
con
dys
top
hat
meme
mime
zebra (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Paz_traffic_zebras#The_program)
quagga
giraffe
hedgehog
(the giraffe shows up in the hedgehog song)
spine
spline
spleen
disgruntled
grumpy
smurf
Gargamel
mouthwash
Odol
(http://www.markenmuseum.de/uploads/pics/odol_flasche_2005.png)
http://www.markenmuseum.de/uploads/pics/odol_flasche_2005.png
google
plex
The sound of outrage across the UK
because the Crown Prosecution Service are not going to prosecute all the Tory MPs who broke Election rules by charging expenses to the Party rather than charging them to their local expenses - thus avoiding exceeding the local limits - they are not prosecuting because the Tory Party have told them (the CPS) the local MPs and agents were told to do this by Headquarters. Blatant corruption. So at least prosecute Headquarters then - but no they aren't. I seem to have heard about some other group of people who were just following orders........... didn't they end up at The Hague? Or wherever.
<oh !! I thought this was What are you listening to".......... cancel >
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
multiplex
stereophony
Alan Parsons*
(the album is Stereotomy)
The Parson's Widow (Prestenkan)
(an early but very good film by Carl Theodor Dreyer and one of his few comedic ones)
Die lustige Witwe
Allianz Versicherung
(German insurance company that had once an advertising couplet about how a widow was merry because her late husband was insured by them)
Elf Aquitaine
----
I've also seen their logos in F1
water sprite
(isn't that what Elf Aquitaine means in English? ;-) )
Gin & Tonic
Hitchhiker
(to be precise Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Towel
trowel
stucco
staccato
pizzicato
pizza service
pizzagate
lizard people
Bat boy
Gut Girl
bellybutton
jelly glutton
jelly beans
jolly jeans
Jolly Roger
Jolly Sailor
(https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/images/thumb/7/71/JollyStin.jpg/240px-JollyStin.jpg)
Sailor Moon
solar wind
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 04, 2017, 03:48:15 PM
solar wind
Solar sails
---
Should you move your own Last Post to the right thread?
;-) :-P
Amun Ra
Amon Hen
Hennie
Porten
Portia
Shylock
Sherlock
hemlock
grove
rover
solar panel
photovoltaics
Einstein
divine non-aleatorics
magic prime
perfect number
zero
zeke
chopper
cutlass
Lassie
Gaspode
Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
exhaust-ion
water
bridge
trouble
pronoun
proto human
electric dog
aibo
aikido
akibara
Capybara
Guinea pig
volunteer
intern
Asok
(cf. Dilbert)
Ashoka
Milarepa
Areparina*
*(or corn flour)
Heparin
interferon
interferometry
gravitational waves
Hello
Hosue
(as in: Gods bless this Hosue, cf. Pratchett)
Rearrange these letters into a well known word or phrase
Hosue
use ho? ;-)
(I smell a smoking gnu)
Camel
toe erm...
needle
irritate
mace
club
soda
potash
puree
leek
intrigue*
*from "leaks"
intricate
genetics*
---
*I been reading Behave from Robert Sapolsky -dense and very technical but incredibly informative- , and comparing the explanations in the book, neuroscience doesn't seem as complicated as genetics despite it probably is.
Venus genetrix
Veneris Mons
Tannhäuser
[pointless] atonement
ginless tonic
non-alcoholic bubbly
soap rings
turbine exhaust
cyclone dust collector
bus conductor
pot head
;-)
dealer
poker
Susan (Sto Helit)
Dementia
masses
tumor
tumescent
tumes
(http://fabricadebocadilloselruiz.com.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumes_10.jpg)
Devour
Cavour
cavort
Oort cloud
Kuiper belt
Asteroid belt
star chase
Star Lord
First Sea Lord
Ziusudra
Bahrain
(suspected to be the island of Dilmun where Ziusudra was believed to reside after the flood)
Base
Acid
trip
stumble
Sturm und Drang
Die Sturmtruppen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmtruppen
Hagar the Horrible
Harry Potter
Lightning McQueen
The Great Escape
Irma
(ie, it fortunately went the other way and despite hurricane winds at home it wasn't the full brunt of a category 4 hurricane as it looked initially)
Destruction
---- glad you are ok, people on FB asking after you.......
Detroit
Florida Keys
Quote from: Griffin on September 11, 2017, 04:45:24 PM
---- glad you are ok, people on FB asking after you.......
Really? I didn't see anything, but then again I barely looked a day back.
low key
black teeth
Tudor toothpaste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB99YnX9CPQ
wooden teeth
George Washington
renewable energy*
*he must be rolling in his grave to the point of constant Kw production
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2017, 08:23:49 PM
renewable energy*
*he must be rolling in his grave to the point of constant Kw production
Only if he has swallowed an actual ramrod and his coffin is coiled with copper ;-)
---
perpetuum mobile of the first kind
Magic Mountain
Monte Verita
veneris mons
Venereal Disease
Siv Phyllis/Phillis
(yes, there are women with that set of given names)
Phyllodes
Philoktetes
Bacchus
Bottom (as in AMND)
quark
Skyr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyr
Yogurt
yurt
tepee
felt tip
cotton candy
sugary treat
crapsaccharine world
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrapsaccharineWorld
cancer vs diabetes
pancreatic
Socratic
old
cold
moldy (don't ask me why)
bathroom
white
knight
[missing in] space
big void
blank check
Nibelungentreue
Venusberg
Tannhauser
Schatzhauser
Schnauzer
bite
hook
captain
ship
vessel
vassal
puppet
party
faction
zelot
fanatic
tunnel vision
incoming train
splat!
splash
mermaid
dugong
cow
pat
pet
parrot
pirate (what else could you answer after parrot)
One pet per pirate, parrots preferred.
corsair
coarse hair
(Ok. Ok. That's two words.)
pube
pub
bullpup
rifle
trifle
truffle
soup
NO!
(No soup for you!)
Suppenkaspar
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/H_Hoffmann_Struwwel_18.jpg)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/H_Hoffmann_Struwwel_18.jpg
I rather die
death by chocolate
Thief of Time
Time everlasting
for ever and ever and ever
infinity
and beyond
we've had this sequence before
sequitur
mais non!
Madame Maintenon
high maintenance
oversophisticated
Scarlet Woman
Red dress
redress
recess
arras
aria
diva
divine
earthly
chtonic
Gin & tonic
Djinn
Dance!
The Apocalypso!
Beetlejuice
root beer
near beer
Black Bart
beetroot
blusher
Makeup
mark-up
Hypertext
cross-refererence
Cross-dressing
Maltese Cross
Knights Hospitaller
Simon Templar
The Saint
Sinners
Seven deadly sins
Lust
Lustre
OSRAM
orgasm
(OK, my mind is in the gutter)
feedback
loop
donut
torus
torosaurus
wheel spider
waterwheel
flywheel
Groucho Marx
(as Waldorf T. Flywheel)
Duck Soup
(Pop goes the) weasel
jerk
off
rotten
tomatoes
attack (... of the killer tomatoes)
besiege
stranglehold
stranger
Naked (came the stranger)
truth
revelation
rapture
rupture
tube
underground
demon
angel
angle
satin
(rouge angles of satin)
[The] Moody Blues
Blues Brothel
Red Light
Traffic stop
speed bump
Berlin cushion
[ich bin ein] berliner
kameruner
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krapfen_(Hefeteig)#/media/File:Berliner-kameruner-35.jpg
Rum Runner
Red Rum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rum
Little Red Riding hood
Hard Candy
Strangers
Dangers
Danglers
anglers
lantern fish
Glow-Worms
Firefly
Groucho Marx
moustache
brush
Dubya
(cleaning preplanted brush on his 'ranch' for the cameras was part of his faux folksy routine)
Genius
(at least compared to the current occupant... and Nixon's looking less crooked all the time)
coyote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZDqwKASbI
[Wyle E. Coyote's proof for the existence of] god
Oolon Colluphid
Cephalopod (of course)
contortionist
snake woman
she-devil
demoness
daemon
eudaimonia
mindfulness
absent
Elvis
EL VY
The Viy (Gogol)
Bordello
courtesan
long dress
petticoat
chief petty officer
midshipman
mothership
mothertongue
Nostratic
Nostradamus
(that was obvious since Nostromo would have brought us back to mothership)
Apocalypse
catastrophic calypso
Limbo!
Hermes
(Futurama)
Icarus
wings
chicken
Top Cat
devious
deviant
diva
pit
pendulum
mouse
cat
Felix
happiness
walking backwards
retrogressive
counterpoint
ricercar
magnifying glass*
*ricercar literally means to get closer
lens
lentils
Wheat
(Whole grain wheat and lentils too, In the cauldron seethe and stew)
Hansel und Gretel
nibble witch
wolf
Grandma
Moses
supposes
alleged
alloyed
annoyed
anodyne
aerodyne
aerogel
aerosol
MOAB
Jordan
baptist
font
front
Frond
fond
fondue
strawberries
turkey in the straw
chicken in a basket
wicker fowl
live roasting
burnt fingers
burnt offerings
toast
butter
margarine
heart disease
bypass
roundabout
merry-go-round
maypole
mayday
SOS
Titanic
Titanosaurus
titanium
frame
painting
panting
punting
can
tin
-tin
haddock
hake
rake
Sidney*
*Rake is a fantastic even if at times hard to watch series
Sir Philip
Philippines
Marianas
Trench
Foot
Mouth
Raths
wrath
Khan
Spock
spook
stake
ducking stool
wabbit season
despicable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xrw0gbnNuU
Me!
Them!
It
girl
gal
gadot
Godot
Go Daddy
Sugar Daddy
saccharine uncle
Uncle Sam
Yosemite Sam
Yellowstone
Jellystone
soapstone
soapbox
Speakers' Corner
Corner Drugstore
cornered market
coroner
mortician
statistician
stochastics
stock market
stockfish
toadfish!!!
grouper
group theory
The Roots*
*one of their albums is Game Theory
square root
(be very careful with square roots, they have very sharp corners)
root canal
Panama canal
Panama hat
straw
Hay
ham sandwich
jelly
beans
chili
stuntsheep
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bernddasbrot/images/b/b9/Chilli.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120705211835&path-prefix=de)
stunted growth
shrub
arbusto
asbestos
[allegedly] healthy
(✖╭╮✖)
hazardelicious?
Pret a Manger
manager mister
(cf. Mannfred Mann)
menacing mist
mendacious miss
lying liability
laying languidly
Marlene Dietrich
Catherine the Great
Madame de Pompadour
chateau pom-pom rouge
chapeau
kudos
MS DOS 3.2
prompt
timely
appropriate
a pro pirate
Rogue vs. Wade
retrograde
Backwards, backwards Don Rodrigo!
Don Quixote
wandering god
divine tramp
pilgrim shadow
(Shadow, said he, where can it be, this land called El Dorado?)
Pilgerschrittverfahren
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilgerschrittverfahren
Peregrine Falcon
Millenium Falcon
Gate
NAND
CMOS
sea moss
kelp
selkie
selfie
stick
Order of the Stick
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html
Oops. (from OOTS)
Department of....
(remember the debate a few years back? And that fantastic genius is not the chief of the Department of Energy)
Ship of Fools
(Das Narrenschiff)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Fools_(satire) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Fools_(satire))
Where fools rush in
Falling for it
tumbling down
rock and roll
full auto fire
full auto tire repair
tiring
exhausting
CO2
see you too
U2
submarine
Submariner
Albatross
(via Colridge's Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner)
shark snack
Schillerlocken
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schillerlocke_(Fisch)
Schindler's List
to do list
to do is to be
do-bee-do-bee-do
Bass room*
*I saw that meme the first time in my son's Bass room at his uni
aquarium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bass_(fish)
solarium
sun dial
Dial soap
daily soap
soapy
Sam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapy_Sam
Yosemite
Jocelyn
Ulysses
Grant
Cary
Cash
(...and carry)
Register
registrar
deaths and marriages
carriages
underbelly
soft
smooth
drink
stiff
(works also on the previous words)
solid
stable
borderline
barbed wire
[Stranger Things'] Barb
Streisand
(btw and a propos of nothing: in German 'Streusand' is 'grit' which in turn is a female given name)
strident
(I've been a bad boy and haven't looked in on the Toadfish in some time.)
Astride
asteroid
Hemorrhoid
Hebrides
(in German both words sound much more similar than in English)
herbicide
ruminator
cow
Moscow (or was that moss cow?)
hatebots
trollomatons
googled trollomatons - no hits - what is it?
clueless
that would be troll automatons (also alluding to dollotrons)
---
obtuse
guilty
quilted
squared
cubed
ham
green eggs
Fancy hen
bankiva
banksia
balloon girl (Banksy)
girl baboon
Lady Mandrill
milkweed
milksop
millet soup
mill wheel
water wheel
wheel of fortune
Fortune 500
Grunt Master 2000
Grand Master
Knights Templar
Rosicrucian
Casanova
New house girl*
*casa nova literally means new house
flapper girl
flapjacks
jackknife
Jack-in-the-box
Prince Albert in a can
canned music
muzac spam
elevator torture
vertically enhanced translation
Chinese poetry
No theatre
go virtual
data highway
big pipe
church organ
synthesizer
polymerase chain reaction
telomerase
teleology
(easily confused with theology since most theology is teleological and vice versa)
fallacy of meaning
double entendre
love triangle
Mexican standoff
desert bullet
bullet train
flight shaming
low level strafing
Duck!
Woodpecker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8prS1jsvI
Daffy
Woody
Lightyear
parsec
arcsecond
vice archbishop
regent
regiment
lost
mustard gas
('Lost' was its official name)
Trench warfare
trenchcoat
Mariana
pot (marihuana)
kettle
hat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_hat
free association [with the smell]
trade union
guild
gilded guilt
patchwork quilt
rag rug
rug rat
ankle biter
pigmy bulldog
shortlived
memento mori
momentum
inertia
entropy
enthalpy
condensation
polymerisation
chains
nothing to lose
(but your chains)
Every Which Way But Loose
catch-22
23 skidoo
Scooby-Doo!
Snoopy
Red Baron
Black Prince
Eric the Red
Eric Bloodaxe
Lief Ericson
Motorola (or was it motor roller?)
Brick (the original mobile phone for all you youngies)
Bone
(Knochen was the German term for it)
saw
scythe
Poldark
pollaxe
halberd
Landsknecht
[21st century] contractor
astringent
diuretic
laxative
lax & lazy
ancien regime
diet
frogs
wet
moist
speaking
ranting
renting
rending
rendering
pixillation
titillation
kink
Gremlin
Kremlin
crème de la crème
whipped cream
sour cream
sourdough
sour creme
cream of the crop
scum at the top
rebel scum
Twiddledee&Twiddledum
Jabberwock
Jabba-bonky
https://www.solvussolutions.co.uk/toadfishmonastery/index.php?topic=9.msg190249#msg190249
Hutts
slugs
shotgun
Shogun
warlord
man o'war
bluebottle (https://oceana.org/marine-life/corals-and-other-invertebrates/bluebottle)
Egyptian blue
lapislazuli
Afghanistan
bane
wolf
pack
rat
dirty
work
shudder
shutter
plantation
ananas
French Martini
dry rye
ergot
escargot
estragon
extra
credits
future money
pork futures
pork bellies
YUMM!!!
porcelain
porcupine
Noli me tangere
Tangiers
tangerines
manbdarins
Bonze
(no, I did not drop an r)
Ponce
Leon
Professional
confessional
shame
disgrace
dishonour
sepuku
CMOT Dibbler
(or would that be Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala?)
DEATH
Grim Squeaker
Terry Pratchett (who is greatly missed)
Alzheimer (only missed by those having it at an advanced state)
plaque
plague
birdmask
Annunaki
King's list
peerage
steerage
helm
stern
severe
sever
sewer
ants
(in-sewer-ants)
pants
gnomes
Pictsies Nac Mac Feegle
smurfs
blue
azure
shoes
shoehorn
foghorn
typhoon
(used to be a German navy term for the foghorn)
tycoon (oh, that's still a blow hard)
taiko drum
taking down
demolish
manish
Manos - Hands of Fate
self strangulation
erotic asphyxiation
esoteric
exotic
eccentric
ellipse
eclipse
blackout
Filmriß (lit. 'torn film strip'. informal term for mental blackout/circumscribed amnesia)
Kodak
Agfa
alpha
particle
corpuscle
animalcule
copepod
podcast
pod people
echo chamber
padded cell
lunacy
sun stroke
bore stroke
tidal range
(association makes sense in German)
vocal range
siren song
Jason
Medea
murderous scorn
maggoty corn
corn pone
pancake
pikelet
esox lucius minor
corn ethanol
moonshine
blue moon
bloodmoon
blood money
weregild
she-wolf
Romulus and Remus
fratricide
Cain
Cane
sugar
Rum!
molasses
slow
sloe
haw
berry
bury
Hillbury How
hilly Billy
Robbi, Tobbi und das Fliewatüüt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQgCH9tl4Z0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbi,_Tobbi_und_das_Fliewat%C3%BC%C3%BCt
Robot Chicken
Duck Dodgers in the 24 and 1/2th Century
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 28, 2020, 08:36:38 AM
Duck Dodgers in the 24 and 1/2th Century
I loved that show.
---
Marvin The Martian
That makes me very angry, very, very angry indeed...
Henry V
( I was not angry since I came to France. Until this instant.)
816 Squadron
(Squadron motto "imitate the action of the tiger" from Henry V Harfleur/Agincourt speech)
617 Squadron
(The Dambusters)
jumping bomb
pogo stick (tester in a minefield)
hop scotch
scotch whisk(e)y
Wee dram
wet dream?
drowning
suffocation
strangling
capitalism
capital crime
murder
morgue
Morgana
mirage
miracle
cure
emo
goth
arch
nemesis
Star Trek
Raumpatrouille Orion
green people
Troll 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2
trumpers
curb stomp
coward punch
covert bunch
overt lunch
Pièce montée
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi%C3%A8ce_mont%C3%A9e
The German term Schauessen (eating for show) fits it better.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schaugericht_(Speise)
Peace in our time.
piecemeal salami tactics
sliced and diced
divide and conquer
Tory Party
fools'play
(in German 'Tor' is also an obsolete word for fool besides the more common meaning of 'gate')
raving looney party
loony bin
(not to be confused with the silly party)
crazy bird
blue-footed booby
blue faced honeyeater
sweet tooth smurf
sweater
transpiration
evaporation
sublimation
vaporware
Goretex
(would also make a fine name for a bloody fighter in a fantasy setting)
blown up
exaggeration
aggregate state
doing the numbers
paint by number
numero uno
first prize
jockey club
jock strap
suspenders
in tenders
coal
coke
anthracite
anthrax
Sir Galahad the Chaste
Brave, brave Sir Robin
...throwing in the sponge
(last line in the song)
What's left
residue
exipient
expedient
execution
executive
order
command
guideline
tent
yurt
yogurt
That was totally predictable. ;-)
Jugurtha
(or, if proper nouns are not proper: kefir)
Luthier*
* this Argentinian group (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Luthiers) has a character called "Yogurtu Ungué"
Lúthien and Beren
Baron von Richthofen
Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
(The 'bloody' red baron)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg
Strasbourg
Gewurztraminer
Fusel
fuse
booby trap
Jessica Rabbit
just drawn this way
photofit
artist's impression
cave hand
Pyrrha sub antro
Pyrrhic victory
without a thousand elephants
army of mice
Duke Piper of Pied
Motley crew
mottled
UV*
* I saw a youtube video about the world in UV and it turns out that the presenters had freckles only visible in UV.
IR
(One form of light beyond visible range deserves another LOL)
N-ray
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-ray
Ray... Conniff
connivance
cony
pony
pygmy Clydesdale
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/49/6d/b4/496db43f88e0f83008c0c40f72c4c501.jpg)
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/49/6d/b4/496db43f88e0f83008c0c40f72c4c501.jpg
Darkside
Ironsides
inside
anthill
anvil
ACME
mail order
bride
groom
vroom
diesel
de-sal
distilled water
desalinated
Aphos in the two-word story thread (I presume mistakenly):
sang a-capello
Me:
Le Sang d'un Poète
sang froid
Dieu et mon droit
android
electric sheep
android dreams
(looks like we got into a circle)
mobile nightmare
triangulation
Clinton
Michigan
Winnipeg
Winnebago
Studebaker
Yank tank
Tommycooker
full auto
clown car
canned sardines
free the jellybabies! (abolish the bags!)
Free Willy
freebooter
bootlegger
moon boots
stripes
stars
novae
Tycho
Brahe
Praha (Prague)
Bruges
Brueghel
Bosch
jackhammer/impact drill
(Bosch is also a German company famous for such tools)
jackrabbit
jackalope
hoop-snake
Ouroboros
Midgard Serpent
Snake round the plain
Snakes on a Plane
Zombies on a Train
zombiepocalyps
catsplosion
furball
screwball
cocktail
peacock extension
noodly appendage
John Dillermand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dillermand
Gromit!
ear lobe
earring
errand
shop
buy
bye
Bi
polar
cartesian
artesian well
poorly
purely
pearly
queen
shave
after
anus
(a German medical term for the anus is After. For that reason aftershave sounds rather funny to Germans)
(hairy bottoms exist don't they?)
horribilis
(https://www.royal.uk/annus-horribilis-speech)
hornbill
bullhorn
Bull Run
bullrush
waldhorn
Corno da caccia
sonata da chiesa
cheesecake sonata? ;)
Say "cheese"
Speedy Gonzales
andele, andele
kantele
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantele
canticle
Leibowitz
A canticle for Leibowitz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Canticle_for_Leibowitz)
Slivovitz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slivovitz
hangover
stand-up
comedy
divine
infernal
engine
motor
mover
hover
eels
feels
felines
canines
eyetooth
toothache
tooth fairy
ferryboat
ferryman
Charon
Pluto
Mickey
boxer
shorts
hot pants
fiery pan
frypan
fly paper
paper fly
paper plane
paper mill
Holländer
(a fibre processing device in older paper mills)
Cockatiel*
*one of my 'tiels is called Hollandicus**
**I had one called Nymphicus (to complete the binomial name) but he was lost. Currently my other 'tiel is called Nimbus
Cocker Spaniel
Spanish dancer
Cheval de frise
(aka Spanischer Reiter (Spanish rider))
chervil
(river) Cherwell
Cromwell
tank
septic
skeptic
Skoptsy
Rasputin
Laputa
(is Ras Putin Russian for Lord Whorewhore? OK, that's more for the lame jokes thread)
Strangelove
Lust for a Vampire
Lost Boys
Besprizornye
Беспризорные дети
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphans_in_the_Soviet_Union
Mystify
evaporator (=mistifier)
oviraptor
baby snatcher
fly catcher
fly agaric
agar agar
culture medium
cancel culture
You are terminated!
permanent
eternal
spotless
sun
moon
unification church
crunch time
lunch time
pie noon
creampie
cameltoe
steel toed
jackboot
jack fruit
mulberry tree
mumble
rumble
grumble
Grouch
conch
crumble
crunchy frog
magic candy
canary cream
lemon sherbet
alimony
antimony
antinomy
astronomy
astroturfing
fake ****s
counterfeit pot?
real grass?
savannah
tundra
taiga
tiger
lily
Edna
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_%26_Harvey:_Harvey%27s_New_Eyes
CBD vs THC?
hemp or sisal?
one size
fits all
pistol
Bardolph
Bardot
bard
Shakespeare
sheik's beer
headache
belly-ache
belly-dancing
snake charmer
herpetophiliac
exotic replicant
strange attractor
Lorenz attractor
Lorentz transformation
light speed
gateway drug
blind
going
Boing! (or Boeing)
(said) Zebedee
chimney
smoking
dinner jacket
pill box hat
boater hat
(in German also known as Kreissäge (circular saw / buzz saw))
'Pill box' to me always carries the image of the small bunker which in turn carried the thought of the 'buzz saw' machine gun.
punting (I hope you don't have violent fantasies)
Spree Forest
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spree_Forest
(it's famous for its punting boats https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spreewaldkahn)
Space Force. (Say that slowly, loud, and with lots of reverb.)
Pigs in Space!
unctuous captain
barnacles in oil
paella
patella
pappardella
paparazzo
pizzeria
basement
cellar
cellular
distributed
spread out
vegemate
veggie tales
pigtails
Aryan maiden
(think of Hynkel's first speech in Chaplin's The Great Dictator)
My Slowianie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc)
Polonez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE44MVA79-A
Polaroid
polarized
(Hm, what would a polarized bear/beer look like?)
Glasses
glacier
Where?
wire
barbed
Barbie
barbeque
Baalbek
Asherah
Panther
Bagheera kiplingi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagheera_kiplingi
Cat Woman
Superman
Obviousman
https://3starlearningexperiences.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/obviousman.jpg
Birdperson (https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Birdperson)
cat lady
car bells
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Bells
barbell
rhubarb
oxalic acid
toxic
venemous
platypus
cuddly
cuddle bear
teddy bear
Teddy Roosevelt
Panama
Chaaaaaaarge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE8kOv26BuQ
cations
micelles
cilia
silica
gel
sol
sun
Tzu
Laos
Nixon
Watergate (how could I not)
Waterloo
(isn't that also a term for toilet?)
The "Water" is assumed. Although my mother, when she had dementia forgot how to ask for toilet services and would go around the care home saying, in a panicy voice, "I've got to let out water". Likewise, fogetting her daughters names, when seeing one of us entering the home would greet us with "hello, it is one of my daughters". I think she really did think no one would guess she had dementia.
Wellington
Wimpy
Popeye
olive oy/il
Italian cooking
Gnocchi Gorgonzola
smelly foot
(in Germany known as Käsefuß = cheese foot)
Limburger
Harzer
(another sort of cheese with a reputation of extreme smelliness)
stink bomb
butyric acid
acid rain
Waldsterben
( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_dieback )
Wilderbeast
the smoking gnu
zoological
zoonosis
osmosis
permeation
permutation
musical chairs
wrapping paper
graph paper
Feint-ruled paper
rule book
broken rule
broken arrow
lost bomb
Bombs away!
Dr. Strangelove
Peace is our profession!
Doves
dovetail
lovey dovey
lovebirds
bird brain
bee's knees
bee hive
Betonfrisur (concrete hairdo)
(informal German term for the Bienenkorbfrisur [beehive])
1964
When I'm sixty-four!
will you still need me?
behind you all the way
porn
the internet (is for...)
It's a bunch of tubes.
pipeline
punch line
sucker punch
(isn't punch slurped?)
cheap shot
discount lead
pound shop
dollar store
dollar store
discount
unaccounted (for)
Me!
misu
soup
duck
swan Swan lager from Western Australia is colloquially known as "black duck"
Proust
(OK, that's Swann not swan but that was what came to mind [via Monty Python])
Python (Monty)
pie chart
piker
small beer
small clothes
fairy size
fun size
sunrise
Boulevard
Haussmann
Mousse
moose
chocolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVsfvbZTBzU
bon bon
dumdum
dumplings
chitterlings
sausages
policy
(Otto von Bismarck: Policy is like sausages. It's better not to know how either are made.)
politely
firmly
harshly
frozen
yogurt
yurt
steppe
milk
Harvey
Twoface
Janus
Janoš
tiger duck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janosch#Tigerente
Demon Duck of Doom
https://australian.museum/learn/australia-over-time/extinct-animals/dromornis-planei-bullockornis-planei/ (https://australian.museum/learn/australia-over-time/extinct-animals/dromornis-planei-bullockornis-planei/)
Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century
Buck Godot
Gal Gadot
Pied
piper
Gates of Dawn
Doom
Gloomy mood
Moody Blues
dismal dirge
dismissal
unemployment
dole
banana
coconut
('republic' was the first thought but that seemed too cliche and obvious)
milk
Harvey
Bay
https://aussietourist.com.au/things-to-do-in-harvey-bay/ (https://aussietourist.com.au/things-to-do-in-harvey-bay/)
Biscay
Key
note
notebook
pad
tablet
capsule
time
dilation
Lorentz transformation
negative root
root canal
Half Life (2)
decay
decrepitude
galopping senility
alpha-synuclein
Parkinson
shaker
quaker
duck
cower
cowboy
swineherd
pigsty
St.Antony
(he is said to have transitioned to his later desert hermitage by first living in a pigsty until he found that still to be too comfortable)
antimony
antinomy
paradoxically
palindromic
isosceles
equilateral
pedant me: should be aequilateral from latin aequuus (equal) since equus means horse. Equilateral would mean horseflankish.
obtuse
scalene
squalene
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squalene
squeal
falsetto
stiletto
stylistic
stable [difussion]
laminar (flow)
cows I mean chaos
ginunga gap
Simpson's Gap (https://traveloutbackaustralia.com/simpsonsgap.html/)
Darien gap
highway to hell
stairway to heaven
A Matter of Life and Death
(the original Britsh title of the movie)
death by chocolate
mmm... chocolate ...mmm
moose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVsfvbZTBzU
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 07, 2023, 06:08:07 AM
moose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVsfvbZTBzU
:bwa:
mouse
roar
teeth
feet
inches
toll
(in German: inch (length) = Zoll = toll (tax/fee))
bridge
Skat
(the German national game of cards)
litter
cat
dog
canine
lupine
Dennis Moore
Silly bitch
Droopy Dog
nameless politician
eminence grise
conspiratorial
respiratorial
asphyxia
choking
Hazard
tennis
When we have matched our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard.
(Shakespeare, Henry V Act 1, Scene 2)
elbow
kneecap
knuckle-duster
crop duster
feather duster
dust devil
djinn
gin
mother's ruin
blitzed
bombed
inebriated
Impaired
peerage
steerage
helmsman
help mate
multitool
multifaceted
brilliant cut
bagette
[I assume you mean baguette]
beret
cowboy hat
cattle drive
stampede
bank run
[CEO's] Personal trainer
human ressources
Lion tamer
(i was going to post 'chartered accountant' but that would be a return to the previous)
giant anteater
huge echidna
Big Bad Leroy Brown
Leroy Jenkins
Downfall
crash
Post Exertional Malaise (PEM)
a version of a crash which occurs in chronic fatigue syndrome, it's generally seen as not as bad as a crash and not lasting as long
PMS
(I guess you are beyond that already)
TPM
whistleblower
witchhunt
crucible
(The Arthur Miller play is titled Hexenjagd (witchhunt) in Germany.)
Chichester
(the theartre where I saw the play)
Wensleydale
(iirc Chichester is a cheese too)
crux
licks
(OK that is very obscure one related to a magic spell from antiquity)
ticks
mites
dwarf (not politically correct)
midgets
(afaik also vertically challenged people)
gits
twits
twins
gemini
birthday
suit
clash
cymbals
clatter
clutter
messie
Nessie
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nessie
Ogopogo
Here's also a classic on Nessie
https://books.google.de/books?id=Bs6fBwAAQBAJ&pg=PA54#v=onepage&q&f=false
pogo stick
monocycle
monorail
trail food
trailer trash
grey nomad (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grey_nomad)
Normandy
Burgundy
claret
beaujolais
[I could go with Lambrusco or Pinot Noir but instead I'll go with]
Alan Parson's
turbine
(via Charles Algernon Parsons)
carabine
carabinieri
carbonara
:meal:
coca cola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y52bQT5J8HA
pepsi
Pepto-Bismol
Bristol cream
cherish
cherries
Pondicherry lodge
ski lodge
Overlook Hotel
Hotel California
Mountjoy Hotel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1I1Ej1ymWI
mountebank
shell game
board game
Monopoly
Polly wanna cracker
Pollyanna
polyamory
orgy
cacophony
cacodyl oxide
pterodactyl
dactylic pentameter
The Pentagon
pentacle
tentacle
pseudopod
pod people
human vegetable
DNR
tldr
DRC
direct current
Pelton Wheel
Lucy van Pelt
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Girl's best friend
BFF
BFG
Doom!
Doomsday Book
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesday_Book
Doomscrolling
Morbo
Peephole
doorspy
Ring
https://en-uk.ring.com/products/video-doorbell-pro-2
(around the) rosie
Big Daddy
Hit-Girl
Honeypot
sparrow school
Sparrow Academy
birding school