Xtian Assumptions

[Griffin NoName]

Oh yes, I forgot that. Easy mistake to make.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

When you think about it, it sounds very Harry Potterish (like the magic tents, or the multiplying objects, etc). I wonder if that is a way to tackle those comments: "So those animals fitted on the ark because it was magic like Harry Potter's tent?"

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On a different note, I went to the bathroom in the office and found a little pamphlet about funny one liners. It looked innocent enough until I got to the middle of it where there was a blatant Xtian 'editorial' about sin and how only through the lord and savior blah, blah, salvation, etc. The sneaky proselytism bothered me and I destroyed the pamphlet.

[Sibling DavidH]

Leave a note for the unknown donor, thanking them for the bum-wipes. 

[Bluenose]

Ah!  Now I see it all clearly.  The Tardis is made of gopher wood - that explains it perfectly.  The same mechanisism that Noah used to fit all the animals in must be what makes the Tardis bigger on the inside than on the outside and here's the kicker - the Tardis is clearly made of wood!

[Griffin NoName]

[pieces o nine]

Ah!  Now I see it all clearly.  The Tardis is made of gopher wood - that explains it perfectly.  The same mechanisism that Noah used to fit all the animals in must be what makes the Tardis bigger on the inside than on the outside and here's the kicker - the Tardis is clearly made of wood!

You know, I got me a shiny new Conservapedia membership back when DaveL (back at TOP) was considering leading a pirate raiding party on them. I've never yet used it, but suddenly! an opportunity to do so is presenting itself...    Truly, HE works in mysterious ways.

If anyone wants to collaborate on writing something acknowledging the awesome power of gopher wood [nodding discreetly to DW and the Tardis] that might be smuggled into their Compendium of Knowledge -- for however brief a shining moment -- let me know. I've never been banned from a website before, but being banned from Conservapedia in the service of the Doctor would be an hono(u)r.




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