Where's my cow?

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Tax Cuts Tax Cuts"
It is a psittacus norquistii
It is not my cow

[beagle]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes
"The behaviour in what we are observing in the last seven weeks is identical in many respects to what we saw in 1998 and what we saw in the stock market crash of 1987"
It is a retired central banker spooking the markets.
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "The Jihadists are coming! The Jihadists are coming!"
It is a GOP campaigner
It is not my cow

[anthrobabe]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, "moo".
It is a person working at NASA who can no pronounce the 'n' sound.
It is not my cow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, "I do!".
It is Aggie. 
It is not my cow.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, *lurk* *lurk*
It is ShutUpFaye,
It is not my cow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, "Ingrid continues to lack organized deep convection...".
It is a forecaster from the NHC
It is not my cow.

[Griffin NoName]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, "TLAP"
It is Talk Like A Pirate Day
It is not my cow

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes: employees "acted lawfully and appropriately in response to a hostile attack"
It is Blackwater, after the murder of 11 civilians in Iraq by their employees.
It definitively is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I am not gay!"
It is likely a GOPerative
It is not my cow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Your honor, it was a misunderstanding, the $20 were a donation (and my fly was accidentally open at the time)"
It is a Florida GOP senator accused of soliciting oral sex to an undercover officer.
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes Aaaarrrghiooooooooooinnnng!
It is a stray pirate
It is not my cow.

[Aphos]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes Pfffffffffth!!!
It is a raspberry.
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes down, down, ever down
It is a Pat Robertson's credibility (with an extra downturn for endorsing Rudy)
It is not my cow.

[Aphos]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Breathtaking inanity"
It is a Judge Jones
It is not my cow