The Admiral Benbow

[Aggie]

No, but be there plenty o' good plunda thereabouts?  If so, I'll be off loike a buckette o' prawns in the sun!

Tons o' black gold off the coast... the cod's gone, though.

Ah, Stan me man...   Oi's sang a solo verse or two of this 'un when I were a choir boy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

But his best 'uns issa bout pirating (well, privateering) 'gainst the Yanks (oi first learned this one from a table in a Newfie pub, not sure if th'table or oi was further into the Screech):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

[Pachyderm]

Bin lissenin' ter a load o' his stuff. Man was a dam foine songsmith. Fink Oi'll hoist a tankerd or several in his honour. Whose fer a Capn's Deloight?

[Bluenose2]

Did sumwun menshu a Cap'n's Deloight?  Oi'll drink to that!  Yaaarrrrr!

[Griffin]

Glug!

[Bluenose2]

Eer  Griff!  'Ave a taiste o' me latest batch.  Ittel scrape the barnacles offen yer bottom, right quiken proppa!
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_{I was talkin' 'bowt th' bottom of yer shippe, ye bawdy wench!}

[Bluenose]

'Ere!  Hoo's dis Bluenos2 fella wot bin himpersonomatin me goode self?   Oi finks Oi betta 'ave sum o' dat dere Loffrroig Laughraig Lagroffig wisky wot 'e seems ter be so fond of!

[Pachyderm]

Is there two Bluenoses? Or ' is Oi imbalanced by Capn's Delioght. Deligget. Delish... Rum. Is Oi pink?

Oi is so confussed....

[Bluenose]

Oi allways fawt ye were pink...

[Bluenose]

...at leest afta a couple o' pints o' Cap'n's D'lite, wisky, rum, gin, bourbon, tequila, eggjelly all o' the abuv!

[Pachyderm]

After all o' the abuv Oi is himpressed you can see anyfing! Any idea where all the luvverly wenches an' other dread py-rate types  is at? Oi quite fancy a shindig, see....

[Griffin]

Lost at sea, I feer. Maybe them sirens got 'em.

[Pachyderm]

Ah, 'tis a teerible fate, that. Fun at th' time, o' course...

[Bluenose]

Oi fink Oi 'eard sumpin about goin fer a swim wiv th' squidlings...

[Pachyderm]

Again? An' after we put th' warnin' sign up an all? Mebbe we shud do one wif a drawin' on it this time? Some of 'em don't read to good, roight enuff.

[Bluenose]

Oi fink yer moight be roight, Pachy.  An prehaps we culd ereck an elektric fence next ter th' sign an all...