The Admiral Benbow

[Black Bart]

Lets start with somethin nice and simple:

Big Brenda singin sea shanties accompanied by Take the Lot for backing vocals and Santaaaaarghna on percussion!

Maggot Bhuna's all round aswell of course...twill be a sell out!

[The Black Spot]

We were 'aving a good ol' sing song one night when a man from the council comes in an' asks if we 'ad a music license.

"Aye," said the Landlord pointin' a flintlock at the man. "I keeps it in the barrel o' me pistol. Ye want to see it?"

Anyone want t' buy a bowler hat wi' a hole in it?

[anthrobabe]

I been nown to do a bit o the can-can dancin on tha tables meself but as to tha singin I leaves it to less vocally chalenged

weves a purty gud voice in our scully- tha dishmate be a bass but 'es farly busy all tha time- that stewe we be servin sure do crust up in tha trenchers mity fast so 'es gots to keep up wiv it.

[DaveL]

Lets start with somethin nice and simple:

Big Brenda singin sea shanties accompanied by Take the Lot for backing vocals and Santaaaaarghna on percussion!

Maggot Bhuna's all round aswell of course...twill be a sell out!

YArrr...

Awesome!! Saucy Gert will have her work cut out fillin' tankards of ale that night.

Table Dancin'? And Oi thought yer got yer name 'Saucy' on account of your fine cooking skills.

Maggot Bhuna? Weren't they a heavy metal sea shanty outfit from the 60's?? The 1660's Oi mean. Oi heard the lead singer had a serious fishead stew addiction and dropped out for years with a bad illness.

[Black Bart]

YYYAAAARRRR...All self repectin Rock stars die young...Buddy Holly, Lynard Skynard, Keith Moon, Elvis, Mark Bolan...Cliff Richard...sadly I had him hangin from a yard arm in the 60s but he were rescued by Father Christmas on the understanding that he would perform terrible yuletide shanties every year for the rest of his career!

[Sibling Chatty]

Arrrgghh, and he calls that a career??

'Tis a pity...waste of a perfeckly good hangin'.

[anthrobabe]

I be a wench o many talents

[Black Bart]

Arrrgghh, and he calls that a career??

'Tis a pity...waste of a perfeckly good hangin'.

Now perhaps ye can understand why The Black Spot, Dave L and I made an attempt on St Nicks life!  Ye can only stand so much o Cliff Richard's Yuletide hits...it drives a Pirate balmy!

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

It will be on again this year matey. That fat bloke in red is goin down.

[Sibling Chatty]

Thar be a rabbit by the name o' Bun Bun yer needs ta meet...

[Bluenose]

Ahoy there DaveL, d'yer reckon we kood modify wun o me antee-submarine torpedoes to werke as an air to air missile?  Oi figger that ort ter give the red blaggard a bit o' a shake up!

Cap'n "Biggles" Bluenose

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRR and avast me hearties...the Christmas puds are already on sale in Maaarrrghrks & Spencers in Portsmouth...tis time to make our plan of attack!!!

[Sibling Chatty]

Ye mangy lot bring a whole new meanin' ter th' FunnyMen'alist whinin' abou' ther "War on Christmas".

Oi persnaly fink them FunnyMen'alists wood welcoombe an attack on the red-suited old whiskermonger. They cert'nly uster groipe aboot 'im enuf.

Any poirates on this soide er th' Atlantic should devote much toime ter the takin' out of commercially made FruitCake...unless they be needin' a new anchor, or possibl' some gummy substance ter' chink up leaks belowdecks.

Th' FruitCake is also quoite effective aginst th' more common varmints ye foind aboout. Whack 'em with a chunk o' it, and they be on ther way to Davy Jones Locker, where, it is my unnerstanin' that they ackshew ectuil indoobitareally die from the termynal headde ache an' bleedin' from th ears becauze o' th' musick.

[Bluenose]

Aaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!  Sibling Chatty yer given me an idea.  Prehaps Oi kood lace the bit o fruit cake, wot Oi leave out on the nite o' 24th o' December, wiv a bit o' rat poison, and Oi kood put a bit o arsenic in th' sherry,.  Reckon that'd give the red bandit somfin ter fink about!

Cap'n Bluenose

[The Black Spot]

Arrrr....

we be needin' a decent plan this year. Last year's disaster scuppered 'alf the ships in the fleet.