The Admiral Benbow

[anthrobabe]

OL Saucy here be a bit of a big lass, I be no wee bit o fluff, I suposes I can handle a few poirates being in their cups an all of a Satday nigh.

also as I be a stoutish lass I be very comfortin to poirates who been hit oer the head wif ale bottles and sech-- very soft and comfortin-- but in a sisterly sort o way so don be finkin ye can put ye peg leg to use on me watch!

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRRR...I thinks I be gettin the in the habit o bein in a monastary now...we drinks ale and talks bollocks just like we used to!

[DaveL]

Yarrrrr...

Well only some of us do matey.  At least while we're sober - which in my case is never.

Another round for the returnee Pirates!!

Three cheers *hic...hic**

[Black Bart]

What are the house rules of the Admiral Benbow? Is it a Tankard o Grog for the men and a Glass o wine for the ladies?

[The Black Spot]

What are the house rules of the Admiral Benbow? Is it a Tankard o Grog for the men and a Glass o wine for the ladies?

Ye rules be quite simple.

1.Bring money
2.No football shirts

[Black Bart]

Apart from Piratica football shirts!

[The Black Spot]

That be what started the ban in the first place.

[anthrobabe]

now black spot would ye be talkin bout the ban on poirate team shirts what was began due to the wee row over who had the bestest side line wenches?

seems to me I amamber a wee row over whether or not the South Seas Bilge Rats or the East Indian Company Peg Legs had the most comely wenches.

As I remember it not one poirate were actually kilt outrite, just tha usual maimin and eye pokin out.(O course some o them poirates only had they one eye to begins with so there were an increase in unusually lost ships fo a bit doing to tha fact o really blind navigatin officers)

[Aggie]

Oooh, Oi loikes a tavern wench who uses 'kilt' and 'pokin out' in the same turn o' phrase!

Do ye hunts 'em with leafblowers? There even be a few pirates 'ere with kilts:
http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/kilts.html

[Black Bart]

Nice carpet thar matey...pillaged from the Spanish Main no doubt!

[Opsa]

Oh Bartie! So good ta sees yer here. It is indeed a Happy Friday after ARRRGGGHHHHLL. Let's drink ter it!

-the monk formerly known as drake

[anthrobabe]

Oy!
ye gots ter watch them Scottis poirates and they kilts-- ye never know jus wot mite be lurkin under the plaid

[Black Bart]

Luckily the weeeee lassy's got it set on blow...not suck!!!!!

The scots are a depraved race even if they have got the best football team in the UK (apart from Piratica).

[Calico Jack]

YYYAAARRRR...I thinks I be gettin the in the habit o bein in a monastary now...we drinks ale and talks bollocks just like we used to!

I just wish I had the talent to talk complete tripe all the time, some of yous are naturals whereas I as to work really hard at it. Bart you are in a league of your own.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Suacy Gert,

Do yer think that we'll be seein any musical entertainment at the Admiral Benbow? We've been devoid of a bit of piratical music of late.