Cap'n Cronin's Ship Trip - Portsmouth's Own Reality TV Show

[Bluenose]

That notoriious buccaneer Cap'n Bluenose in a magnificent demonstration of superior seamanship pulls in hard on the sheet and slamms the tiller over on his fast sloop to pull up alongside the ship.  He pulls out a bull horn and directs it at the poor swabs on deck

"Aaaarrrggghhh!!!! Ye sea dogs!  Be enny o' ye lookin fer sommat ter eat?  Oi got exsellent hard tack, infested wi' the foinest quality maggots!  Oi got five gallons o' last month's fish 'ead stewe wot Oi bin savin fer sum speshul kustomers!  'Ere be a kupple o red cowe sangas ter temp ye an' to be showin me bone-a-fiydees.  Oi also got all manner of foine small goods specially stol, err, obtained from Big Ron's, plus there be cakes and uvver delights, all yours fer the takin, and fer a small fee, jest ter cover me hexpensus ye unnerstan..."

Cap'n Blue nose tossed rather unsavoury package across to the opposite deck.  He sat back awaiting for some business...

[Griffin NoName]

Big Bovver Bovver Bovver Bovver......

[Black Bart]

yarr I av been paired with The Dark Avenger, though I can't find the blaggard, in fact I don't even know what she looks like.

CJ

Tis easy to spot the Dark Avenger...she be walkin with bandy legs an a pained expression!

[DaveL]

Master of Ceremonies, Mr Big Bovver announces that the groups will be split into 2 tribes to compete in the elimination challenges.

1) The Pustule Tribe (Coloured cheesy yellow)and;
2) The Barnacle Tribe (Coloured white with grey spots)

Each of the competitors stepped forward to draw a colored scarf...

[Griffin NoName]

..... and tied themselves together with them so they wouldn't lose each other in the.....

[Black Bart]

...mist coming out of Big Ron's hammock. Meanwhile in the diary cabin The Dark Avenger whispered into the microphone...

[DaveL]

'...I know it was the Black Spot who rearranged a certain part of my body back in Portsmouth. I'll never forget the scars on his face...well that and the fact he's been telling the whole tribe how he fixed me good and proper.

I'm so gonna vote him off the ship come Tribal Council time.

[nefyuBB]

dare Wan an Bwine ,

i has a leeky dyaper
wots ya sujjist ?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

P-TV must have canned this reality TV show.

[anthrobabe]

YArrrr...

P-TV must have canned this reality TV show.

The contestants all killed each other-  so no one left to vote off- also the filming crew rioted over back pay and took the entire P-TV studios hostage demanding pizza, fish n chips, and beer while they figured out their other demands.
All hostages volunteered to go out and get the pizza, fish n chips, n beer thereby leaving only the hostage takers at P-TV.
They all starved to death by the 2nd week and no one wants to go in and clean up the mess. However the anthropology department at Portsmouth Uni has expressed interest in the human remains- decomposition studies you know.

[Griffin NoName]

...and Cap'n Cronan escaped AGAIN..................................

[nefyuBB]

alloooooo....?

iz tha kamra on ?

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i faht Bwuswin Bwine an Big Wawn on dis punch an Judy ShOw

[Griffin NoName]

Hey nefuBB - we are all in the swimmin' pool.

[nefyuBB]

HOBOY !

i wull git tharr affer i walk fru all tha traffik on tha hiway .