Portsmouth Pirate Public School

[pieces o nine]

Dear Principal Cullinane,

Oi regrets ter hinform ye that the Portsmouth Pirate Public School chapter of Pyrate Scouts International needs ter be hexcused frum classes fer sum parte of thee month ov April, as they arrre pursuin their Pyrate Scout Sivick Duty Badges.

Thee Pyrate Scouts 'ave throne their support behoind one ov Portsmouth's mayoral cannidates an 'ave been busy hencouragin thee populace to take an hinterest through 'angin ov banners, stagin ov publicke demonstrashuns, horganizin ov suffridge droives, burnin ov hopponents heffigies, and thee loike. it beings a salty tear ter me one good oi ter see 'em so hactiv in sivick affares.

Hinvitashuns will be forthcomin fer thee faculty an staff ov Portsmouth Pirate Public School to attend thee Pyrate Scouts Hawards Ceremony and Badge Awardin, ter be 'eld later this springe, in return fer yer support an flecksability wiv shed-yule'n.

Smartly salutin' ye,
Portsmouth Pyrate Crewe Master, Cap'n Baird Saggingsails


"SELL OUT PORTMOUTH! YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!"

[DaveL]

Cap'n Baird Saggingsails,

Can your scouts ensure Tiddles remains in strong contension as Mayor at the forthcoming eletion.

Tiddles will give us all some large kick backs be happy for your organisation to assist, given the influx of large candidates - which will require violent persuasion to withdraw.

Please find attached key to the weaponry store electoral resource room.

Koind Regards,

Principal Bill 'Electorally Impartial 'Cullinane

[Black Bart]

Meanwhile in a hushed classroom 40 Pirate Students were listening awestruck to Black Bart's rendition of:

The Ode of the Ancient Cronan

And now the storm blast came, and he
Stood on the burnin deck
His Cronan Head and Cronan eye
Looked just loik Gregory Peck

Water water everywhere
And all the boards did creek
Water water everywhere
But where's me bottle o Kriek

And now there came both mist and snow
It grew most wondrous cold
But where is Cap'n Cronan
He's boozin in the hold

[pieces o nine]

Dear Principal Cullinane,

Oi'll be sendin round sum fliers t'yer orfis t'send 'ome in thee wee blighter's backpacks, annownsin that thee Portsmouth Pirate Public School chapter of Pyrate Scouts International will be starrrtin hup agin fer thee Fall Term.

Meetins will be on Wensdee Noights arfter skool, an we be kneadin sum parrints oar cap'ns to 'elp shap 'er oan an such on feeled trips. Enny innerested parrrties kin foind me at under me yooshul table at thee Benbow.

Smartly salutin' ye,
Portsmouth Pyrate Crewe Master, Cap'n Baird Saggingsails

[Black Bart]

Meanwhile in a hushed classroom 40 Pirate Students were listening awestruck to Black Bart's rendition of:

The Ode of the Ancient Cronan

And now the storm blast came, and he
Stood on the burnin deck
His Cronan Head and Cronan eye
Looked just loik Gregory Peck

Water water everywhere
And all the boards did creek
Water water everywhere
But where's me bottle o Kriek

And now there came both mist and snow
It grew most wondrous cold
But where is Cap'n Cronan
He's boozin in the hold

I can't even remember posting that one!   Arrrr...I've been stayin adrift o the Pirate School of late...I thought it prudent arter me last demonstrashun o the use o gun powder went a tad over board in the Chemistry Class.

Has they had the windows put back in yet?

[nefyuBB]

i be lefftinent areedy
i dunt kneed no skool
an ya kint katch me
na na

Plbbbbpppt !

[Opsa]

Ogevos
Obverosl
Obliosve

Quoite plainly you hasn't been skoolt, as you spelt "Plbbbbbpppt!" wif only four b's.

[Bluenose]

Bothe of ye blaggards be obviyusly bin samplin a bit two muche o' the Captain's Delight!  It be spelt "Plbbbbbppptte!"

See me in the distillery fer extra lessons arter skool.  The year nine's 'ave been werkin on an hexperimental brewe ye moight be hinnerested inne.

[Opsa]

Roigh away, Mistah Bluenose, suh, as soon as Oive carved "Plbbbbbppptte!" into me woodern appendage (an Oim not sayin which appendage that moit be, moind you) one hunnert toims.

[nefyuBB]

HOKAY UNKL BOONOZE !
HEH I AMZ!
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

butt oim nott 9 yerz ole
i B free !

[Bluenose]

Hokay there littull NefyuBB, ye jest be sittin here up on yer ole Unkel Bluenose's knee here, and there's wun here two fer ye as well littel Opsanus.  Now ye bothe be 'avin a nice big tankard o' this 'ere hexperimental brewe.  Tha's roight.  Drink it all now.  An' 'ere's a refill.  Now 'ows about we play sum nice games 'ey girls?  You like games doan ye?

[nefyuBB]

HOBOY !

Dats goode stuff Unkl Boo !

Uhm goona fine unkl farty an sharre sum wiff em.

Doan go weigh hokay !

i B back 

[anthrobabe]

ye kin spelz it lik dis 2

[nefyuBB]

hokay .........
Now ware B meclassrum ? ......ferjerry 101 ?
i goona print tikits fer me konsert ......

[Opsa]

Me hedd and  pastirier bo'um arse is feeling a li'il woozy at moment, suh. Do we gots a clinicke?