Portsmouth Stocks

[Griffin NoName]

Hear Ye!!  Hear Ye!!


  Portsmouth Stocks

  Huntil ferver notice Black Bart be sequestered fer is sins

   Fer d did do the  Sin

  Not Once but Many times

Ferver, e be found gilty o Long Winded Tales wot be too Long Winded

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These ere stocks be allowin the public of Portsmouth to do wot they wuld like ter to ter the scury scum wot be lokked up ere.

Express yer Feelins Forcefully !!

Don't old back !!

[pieces o nine]

:: sidles up ::

hssst bart...

oi say, hssst: oi'll trow a 'cap'ns deloight' wiv a brasso chaser at yer mouf wen it gets hot, loike, so troi ter act hoffended. roight.

oi loikes yer long-winded tales an will be sorrowfully waitin at thee benbow, drownin me borrredom, til yer sprung an can spin us sum noo ones.

:: sidles away ::

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Argh ! Oi memmer wen Artur O'leary be locked inna stocks...necks day he be called Arseburn O'Leary .

Pay yer IOU's Bartie , else Oi be leavin ye ta fate .

[Aggie]

Oi'll take 500 shares o' BB at 21 pence apiece....



(wait, how many steaks shares is we slicin' him up to?)

[Black Bart]

Arrrgh...Has I had me ears cropped an all (they used to do that for the crime of circulating heretical tracts)...yer vicious blaggards!

How am I gonna get ta the quiz ternight?

[Griffin NoName]

We'll let ye owt jest fer the qiuz. But ye better be back by midnight or else it's cauliflower ears time. Or swiss cheese plant ears. Wotever.

[anthrobabe]

saucy gert
spies bare unshod pirate feet protruding from stocks
pulls feather from cap
sneaks up
begins tickling

"now tell me where tha treasure is ye maggot!"

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Bart likes getting all bound up. Just ask what he got up to at Fifi's last week.
You are rewarding him, not punishing him.

[Pachyderm]

The only advantage of having someone in the stocks is that they cannot flee when faced with Fish Head Stoo.

*nasty, evil laugh*