The Piratica Monastical Football Club

[Bluenose]

Follow up signal to Coach Chatty:


THANX COACH STOP IS IT ORRITE IFFEN OI ENJOY ME PUNISHERMENT QUERY HAVE TOLE OVVER PLAYERS ABOWT THE SATERDEE DEDLOINE STOP PLEASE ARSK BLACK SPOT TER BRING KEYS OVER FRIDAY NITE STOP LUV BLUENOSE MESSAGE ENDS

[Black Bart]

BBC AAARRRGH Pundits, with Special guest Sir David Coleman.  The pundits have turned up too late for the match but they are in time to see the antics of Bluenose and Francine the Flagelator

Coleman: Well here we are then..looks like Bluenose has gambled all his eggs!

Lineker: The perfect setting for a one sided contest, don't you agree David.

Coleman: I think the game is finely balanced in Francine's favour Gary?

Lineker: Well I honestly think Bluenose can go all the way David...unless his money runs out.

Coleman: I've got a gut feeling in my stomach - this is going to be some match.

Lineker: Francine's going straight for the heavy shackles.

Coleman: Well yes Gary, as I always say: if you can't stand the heat of the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.

Lineker: Well I think the viewer's are getting their money's worth today...you don't get this sort of entertainment on Satelite TV!

Coleman: Well Gary - I've never seen anything quite like this on or off the pitch!

Lineker: Well viewers, tune in next week for Black Bart v Gorgeous Gertrude.

[Sibling Chatty]

Spot?? Please take the keyes wit' ye on Froidday. Also, please, ter check aboot fer enny 'implanted devices'. If th' team come back wi' bugs, I shan't be amazed, but Oi wud prefferre they nae be electrical 'uns. (Tis hard enouff ter git them to bath as 'tis.

Coach

[Bluenose]

...LASH!

Aaarrgghhh!!

...LASH!

Aaaarrrggghhhh!

...LASH!

Stop it Francine, that tickles!

...LASH!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Once Francine is done givin' Sibling Bluenose a taste of the bullwhip, Oi suggest we play in the Euro 2008 qualifying rounds.

Oi must admit though, a few trial games against Madame Chantals Wanderers may be required for...ahem...therapeutic and remedial reasons.

Any suggestions which country we should replace will gladly be accepted (especially Croatia and Macedonia... ).

Oi think Brenda may have played her way into the startin' lineup. But she's gettin a bit jealous of the M.C.W. girls.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I think we should replace some reather unimportant team, like Andorra, Liechtenstein or Albania...

I would prefer t' replace Faroe Islands, so we could revenge t' losin' o' t' World Cup t' t' French...

[Black Bart]

We could replace 'Kazakhstan' and all start talking like Borat!

[Calico Jack]

I vote that we replace San Marino and go into the same group as Germany, Wales ard Ireland.

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRR...that way we might come second to Wales!

[goat starer]

coming second to wales would be like losing the an egg and spoon race against monkeys!

[Black Bart]

Ye've gone too far this time matey...get over to the insult challenge at once and prepare to be lambasted!!!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I don't want t' replace San Marino...

It's t' same group, where t' Czechs be in, and I don't want t' face me country...

[Aggie]

'Tis a honorable patriotic stance, but THINK O' THE BEER, MAN!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Wales sounds good to me too.

By the way, there are a bunch of extremely angry Santa's helpers (some female) are keen for a trial match. They said there is hell to pay for mine and Black Spot's effort for trying shooting down their master on last year. Several Easter Bunny helpers are also keen.

Spot and meself might be in for some extra attention. Should we take em on?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

'Tis a honorable patriotic stance, but THINK O' THE BEER, MAN!

Don't worry about t' beer. There will be plenty o' it, with t' help o' me contacts in t' Czech beer industry