The Revolving Door: Quick hellos

[Opsa]

Just stopping by for a moment to say hello! I'm very busy with my latest children's theater production, but this is the final weekend, so I'll see ya next week!

[Sibling DavidH]

Good luck with it, Opsa!  Don't tire the little kiddiwinks out! 

[Opsa]

They're fine, thank you. I'm the exhausted one! But I'm back.

[Opsa]

Poppin' in quickly to let you know that our home phone line has been shorting out, causing inconvenient stretches of linelessness in phone and puter disuse. Hope I can stay on long enough to reply to something today. But I'm around!

[Griffin NoName]

Make sure you don't get shorted yourself.

[Opsa]

You can never tell with the phone company.

_{Uh-oh, I hope they didn't hear me!}

[Sibling DavidH]

^ You're in deep doo-doo; they monitor everything.

[Opsa]

I love the phone company. It is perfect. Well worth the money. Dependable as all get-out.

_{How'd I do?}

[Roland Deschain]

There was a moment there where I was getting towards the beginnings of belief, but there's just not enough dogma in your comment to ring* true. I give it a 5.5/10. Sorry.

* See what I did there?

[Griffin NoName]

Do we need a no puns rule?

[Roland Deschain]

No puns rule,
No puns rule.
Let down your hair.

[Griffin NoName]

No puns rule,
No puns rule.
Let down your hair.

Goodness, your brain works like mine does. !!

[Opsa]

HAH!

Just revolving in to say that my terrific phone service has been out since last Froiday, freeing me from all political telephone surveys all weekend long through Monday. Gosh, it's been convenient!

[Roland Deschain]

I hope your terrific phone service had a nice holiday.

[Opsa]

Jeepers, it sure did. And after another one, the marvelous phone company came and surely, surely fixed the line, and at no cost to us! Really! The trouble was actually at the pole. I know I've said it before, but this time it's really, really super duper true: The phone company is the bee's knees.