Another newbie

[Sibling DavidH]

Respectful greetings to one and all.  I am a dedicated Pastafarian and used to be active on the Venganza forum.  I shall aim to make a worthwhile contribution here.
I warn you all now that I am a linguistic history nerd.  If you have any questions about such matters DON'T ASK ME or you'll be reading for days. 

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Welcome, DavidH.

I suspect you'll find yourself in good company, with regards to a love of literature.

[Darlica]

Welcome DavidH!

This place is a labyrinth the "recent post" function might serve as a Ariadne's thread for you, no Minotaur's around though, not that we know of anyway... 
Suction marks on the legs means that you have had a run in with our infamous squidlings... They thrive in the gaps between the subsections. They are friendly enough (well a little too friendly some would say) as long as you don't smell of fishheadstew or get too close to their home in the moat.

Somewhere around here is a library section... Watch out for the dust bunnies though, they might be aggressive this time of the year!


Again welcome!

[Pachyderm]

I passed a minotaur on my way in. He seems very nice....

[Pachyderm]

And welcome. Curse my impulsive nature, and OCD need to press buttons...

[Aggie]

Hullo and welcome aboard!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Welcome!

[Sibling DavidH]

Thank you all for the warm welcome!  I note the gratifying number of Latin tags around the place.  I am thinking of changing my sig to:

'Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?'   

All this talk of squidlings and sucker-marks, dust-bunnies and minotaurs is interesting.  Do you have one very tame hamster until I get used to the scary stuff?   

[Darlica]

Sorry, no hamster, some of the pirates where quite tame although not entirely housebroken, unfortunately most of them seem to be on a very long trip at the moment. We miss them dearly.


There is a pet sub-fora in the "On The Beach" cute pictures and stuff.    

[Aggie]

The elephant is quite friendly, as is the goat.

Lots of tame parrots about, too.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

These parrots don't bite, they wit.


Welcome DavidH

[Pachyderm]

Quite friendly?

Well, until the rum runs out, anyway...

[Opsa]

I think we have a mouse around here, will that do?

Welcome!

[Pachyderm]

No mice, please.

[Griffin NoName]

Hi David

If you keep clear of the Moat you'll be fine. Has anyone told you how to find the library yet?