Shakespearean Insulter

[Aphos]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

This is a cool site.  It gives you random insults from Shakespeare.


"You are as a candle, the better burnt out."

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

[Griffin NoName]

I got something about rutting !!

[Aggie]

Thou lumpish toad-spotted devil-mon!

[Griffin NoName]

It's good to have that paunchy lily-livered ratsbane Aphos posting !!

Hey, Shakespeare could teach those Pirates a thing or too, think ye not?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Thou art violently carried away from grace.

Now that is an insult.

[Aphos]

It's good to have that paunchy lily-livered ratsbane Aphos posting !!

Paunchy?  I'll admit to that.  Reprobate?  Yes.  But lily-livered?  Never!!!

Just for that...

What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way!

[Swatopluk]

Well, figo then!* (Pistol in Henry V.)

*he is using vice-presidential language obviously

[anthrobabe]

Thou artless half- faced malcontent.

[Aphos]

[Thou] mountain of mad flesh!

[anthrobabe]

[Thou art] like the toad, ugly and venomous

[Aphos]

I know you are, but what am I?

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O teach me how I should forget to think.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

" Draw thy tool, my naked weapon is out !".

The bard would do well in thee pyrates forum .

[Aphos]

[Thou art] a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.

Taken from: Hamlet



(Actually, after going through all the troubles of the ice storm last week, this seems appropriate to me.)

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver'd boy.

Taken from: Macbeth

[Aphos]

[Thou art] wither'd like an old apple-john.

[anthrobabe]

Thou craven idle-headed jolt-head!